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Everybody is commenting without reading the story. Did you notice what their offence is? "ASKING INCITING QUESTIONS" and they have to be killed.

DaLexyAnn:
You laffing at me, ey?
Lolz

My bad! I should have used smh4u instead.

DaLexyAnn:
Dear Lord.
I'm still awake at this time.
Blame the siesta I had and give me sleep!


I was a student of Uniben
Stayed at EFCC hostel in Ekosodin

A gory incident happened at St Paul very close to colon towers.

I won't reveal much jarey.
Security conscious.

Ekosodin, after 2004 wasn't so bad, does anyone remember Omo-B?

And NijjahMan, the robber myth, who shoots people on the Nyansh for failure to comply?

I miss the roasted fish and really cheap foodstuffs, compared to Lag.

I miss the bikes and the way those bikemen holla at me to board their bike.

Lolz.

That was a phase though.
A lot's changed now.

A lot has changed now...Lagos big girl. lol

Merry Christmas to everyone and special shout outs to:

MizMyColi : you're the goddess that gave me stability after I was a bit shaky. I've got nothing but respect and love for you. You're now my favourite BH. Hahahahaha

rittyben: the most surprising thing this year has been you hyping that trip with your countdown timer and messing up at the end. My offer of getting you a new timer still stands. *tongue out*

cocolav.

rittyben:
Urine


Whenever I see you guys, u get ur gift
That's a promise

I will buy you a new countdown clock. Lmao

linobrown89:
Yes! We are just friends. We have known each other for abt 9mths. We are currently serving in d same place of primary assignment & she lives next door. We have been good friends & a really close type but we have never gone beyond that even though people around us think otherwise. But last month she told she loves me & she would like us to start a relationship. I told her I really like her but I'm not ready to start a relationship bt she's having non of that because she persisted. D part that scared me d most was when she said I'm d kind of guy she would like to get married to. I'm not relationship crazy. I have not been in a relationship or had s3x in 4yrs. She agreed partially to let d issue go but she always wants me around her. I was chatting with her in her room one evening and she made d move & I didn't resist but I can recall vividly that I withdrew before ejaculation. She is beautiful and has incredible body attributes so the thought of having s3x with her has crossed my mind a few times.
She pinged me last week that she is having some symptoms of pregnancy so I told her to go and do the test and I will send her the money she will spend. She told me yesterday that she went to the hospital but she had to do the urine test because she is afraid of needles and the nurse told her it's positive and it's 3wks old. I told her to do the one of blood test and get back to me but d real problem is that I'm not ready 4 dis. My parents are going to be extremely disappointed and even my younger ones that see me as a role model. as a matter of fact I can't even count the number of people that will be disappointed in me because everyone trust me a lot including extended family. I'm not even through with my service year so I don't know how I will be able to handle this. my action was very stupid and I'm now considering another stupid one(abortion)
I'm really confused right now

Daddy Junior, if she's really pregnant, there's a strong possibility that you're not responsible for it. You have to be careful.

MizMyColi:


He has spoken my mind. It's harsh. But it's true. I've learnt too @TheEmboldened.

Thanks U-rine

Anytime baby.

youngice:
I won't deceive my self I'm a nice guy to the core
I'm the kind of guy that holds the door open for a lady
I call her by 6:45 to be the first to start her day. I don't shout at her , I'm a nice guy but I'm not a pushover
I don't take shiit (what I considered shit might vary from what others considered shit)
But I have perennial bad luck with women ,looks can be deceiving , I have the looks a player and also my startup lines and catch phrases are straight out of the players manual,I tried to be a player but it never worked out for me
Maybe it because I'm the only guy among 3 girls and mom ensured and still ensures that I treat all women like queens ,im yet to meet a lady that hasn't given me her her number and I'm very picky but I've only had 2 successes in all my dating attempts, admittedly I'm quite young (very early 20's) , but in all the ladies I've woed I've observed a pattern it goes like this

week 1 everything perfect, she calls I call , lovey dovey shi, love is in the air

week 2 I really have no idea what always happens

subsequently she hates me,absolutely detest me, she doesn't reply pings, see's me and ignores me I'm beginning to wonder if I have a problem because the pattern is getting very annoying
PS
I'm in an 'all guys uni (FUTO) and I'm in my early 20's with a young fac
please relationship experts advise needed
Only mature comments
Niaraland love experts
CC
Mizmycoli (Nairaland love expert )
Kachisbarbie ( pretty Lady analyst

If I have my way I'll really love to knock some sense into you but I also sympathise with the fact that you're the only guy in your house and there's no one to talk to.

That said, too much of everything is bad and you're giving too much so early. With women you have to give them the dose little by little and make them want you. You have to stop the early morning calls right away! It doesn't and will never work. Be friendly and firm to the girl you like, everything you do must be in moderation, in fact learn how to live for 24 hours without seeing or talking to her. On the long run moves like these will separate the fake girls and the keepers.

Finally, the most important don't trade or loose your dignity because you like someone, do stuff you won't be ashamed of if your business was all out in the open.

ireneony:
Don't toast a lady inside the bus, after paying for her fare. Guys try and be a gentleman sometimes is not everytime you pay for a lady fare, that you will asked for her contact

With the type of bomb you're shelling, top lads won't be asking for your number anytime soon.

hatelove:


I got married when i was quite young without proper education then my husband just got employed.
His family introduced me to him when he wanted to get married because according to them then i met his requirement.

my husband have a good paying job so i can say he have it all good

At a point in our marriage i became insecure, i went snooping on his phone, calling some of his contact , warning people unnecessarily i never knew i was destroying my marriage.
MY HUSBAND been a very patient man warned me to stay off his phone and all but i didnt listen.

When my last daughter was three i called one of his senior colleage to stay off him which made my husband angry and said im being hostile to him so he wants a divorce, the issue became so big that my husband and i got seperated.

my husband is the traditional type that doeesnt do any house chores, i taught there was no way he was going to saty without me but to my greatest surprise he stayed without me for 3 months plus he rather had his neice stay with him than myself.

His family had to interven before he reconciled with me, when we got back together i noticed he had a girlfriend this time with so many love text messages on his phone, i got emmotional n deleted them all, he noticed i deleted them without saying a word he passworded his phone by then i already had the contact of the girl unknown to him but because of our initial dissagrement i was reluctant in calling her but it got serious, my hubby started making night call , talking to her on phone for hours, visiting her n coming home back late.

It got to a point i called her and warn her to stay off my home, she wanted to know who the caller was but i ended the call, after sometime i noticed she called hubby and hubby ask her to give him the number of the caller so he can check if he knows the person, she gave him anh he told her to go bed there is nothing to worry about. he came to me and ask me why i did that, i pick up quarrel with him but he didnt say anything afterward, the next he went out and came back by 11;20 in the night. He doesnt talk much so i tried confronting him about the woman but he didnt say anything but he kept seeing and talking to her. i called the woman again to tell her to stay off my husband but she told him and that cause another misunderstanding between us, then hubby told me that he will marry her and there is nothing i can do

I got married when i was quite young without proper education then my husband just got employed.
His family introduced me to him when he wanted to get married because according to them then i met his requirement.

my husband have a good paying job so i can say he have it all good

At a point in our marriage i became insecure, i went snooping on his phone, calling some of his contact , warning people unnecessarily i never knew i was destroying my marriage.
MY HUSBAND been a very patient man warned me to stay off his phone and all but i didnt listen.

When my last daughter was three i called one of his senior colleage to stay off him which made my husband angry and said im being hostile to him so he wants a divorce, the issue became so big that my husband and i got seperated.

my husband is the traditional type that doeesnt do any house chores, i taught there was no way he was going to saty without me but to my greatest surprise he stayed without me for 3 months plus he rather had his neice stay with him than myself.

His family had to interven before he reconciled with me, when we got back together i noticed he had a girlfriend this time with so many love text messages on his phone, i got emmotional n deleted them all, he noticed i deleted them without saying a word he passworded his phone by then i already had the contact of the girl unknown to him but because of our initial dissagrement i was reluctant in calling her but it got serious, my hubby started making night call , talking to her on phone for hours, visiting her n coming home back late.

It got to a point i called her and warn her to stay off my home, she wanted to know who the caller was but i ended the call, after sometime i noticed she called hubby and hubby ask her to give him the number of the caller so he can check if he knows the person, she gave him anh he told her to go bed there is nothing to worry about. he came to me and ask me why i did that, i pick up quarrel with him but he didnt say anything afterward, the next he went out and came back by 11;20 in the night. He doesnt talk much so i tried confronting him about the woman but he didnt say anything but he kept seeing and talking to her. i called the woman again to tell her to stay off my husband but she told him and that cause another misunderstanding between us, then hubby told me that he will marry her and there is nothing i can do.
After that ive called her once or twice again and it was disaster between myself and my hubby.

I completed uni after being married to him and he didnt allow me to work saying i dont want my wife to be looking at another man and answering sir.

Now my husband says he his getting married to his love for the first time
He said he love her, he never had the opportunity to choose
He said he choose her himself and he is happy to be in love
He said she knows how to communicate him which i dont
he said he needs a friend, someone who sees marriage as love not as responsibility.
He said i sees marriage as responsibility

He asked his people to pass the message to me

He said he will still be responsible for me and our kids
He will keep us under one umbrella n everybody will be happy, its natural if i get emmotional but he is not going to hurt me
He is sorry if he is hurting me but i should know that i destroy our home not his incoming wife.

I feel terrible i cant help but regret, i taught it was a joke but to my greatest surprise its reality

I JUST SAW MY HUSBAND INVITATION CARD

PLS BE SINCERE TO me did i relly destroy my home?

I think your husband has made a good decision, initially there was peace in your home but you destroyed it with your insecurity and nasty attitude. You know what gave you away as a really bad person? You cursed the father of your children and said his pocket willl run dry. If I was your husband, I woukd have kicked you out a long time ago.

Sombrerogalaxy:
BSc - Physics (Nigeria)
MSc - Astronomy (Finland)
PhD - Astrophysics (Australia), 2nd year

You scare me mate.

OMG! Where have you guys been hiding? I've been looking for a group like this for ages.

Bsc Computer Science
Msc Computing: Software Engineering
PhD Information Systems Management(in view)

MizMyColi:
[font=Georgia]Lol

@Mizmycolly


I really don't know what your intentions are.
I have gone through your 5 or so posts....clearly, you seem poised on disrupting my activities on here, to create a confusion of sorts as to the originality of my online identity.

I hereby dissociate my moniker, my personality and my activities on Nairaland and beyond from the moniker whose link I impressed above.



Any other Mizmy on NL is a Counterfeit!!!

Loool. This imposter recognises that gift we talked about and wants to use it as the other side of Helen. You get the gist?

MizMyColi:
LoL
That's on a different pedestal na.
Wisdom is always profitable to direct in matters like this.

I have been guilty of it tho'
But when it comes to relating with people, I want to rid my life of Conscious Mind Games

You call it conscious mind games, I call it being careful.

MizMyColi:
So, what you're saying, dear sir is that it is okay for a guy to ration love and not the ladies?

You stated that women tend to act based on emotions, I quite agree with you. But don't you think this women and emotions ish is being over hyped. In our climes today, there are women who haven't discarded their emotions, yet they try to remain objective in their dealings.

Fact is.......we're all emotional beings. We just express emotions in different ways and that doesn't make one gender less than the other y'know.
I'm actually an advocate of mutual respect when dealing with people of all gender.

But when you say 100% frank with her, could you please expatiate on that?
Do you mean.....you really don't care whether she hurts or not? Seeing as you need to be a man and be so frank with her?

Whatever happened to correcting people in love? I guess I'm misunderstanding you tho'........

Honerico1 made a valid contribution, imo.

Women thrive on what they hear, how you're able to express your feelings of affection towards them.

For me, it's as simple as this.
If you know what your partner likes, if you know what sets your partner on the same page with you;
*Be it words of affirmation, physical touch, gifts, qualitytime, or acts of service*
As much as you can.......keep doing it, don't try to hold back.

I am saying this under the assumption that you've found someone you really love o.

As far as I'm concerned, if I'm not sure that I really love a person, I have no business being in that relationship.......that'd be akin to delusion.

I'm coming to understand love from another paradigm and I can say unashamedly that I've never really loved while dating........even though I thought of myself as the best lover there is..........

One thing I know is that Love gives........in every ramification it can. It trusts. It applies Self Control

If you had said something about Guys and Ladies Applying Self Control, not because they want to maintain a certain level of control in their relationship, or to prevent them from being seen finish or devalued --- but because.......they have this spirit in them which guides them as to when they're overdoing things and just smothering their partner unnecessarily, then I'm with you on that.

Where should I start from? I respect your views, when I say 100% frank, I don't mean a man should be brutal but you will agree with me that relationships can't be 100% lovey dovey, there are times we have to correct our partners or tell them the truth about issues. It's a responsibility to the one you love.

I also don't think it has to do with "devalue". For example, we're dating and we just had a nasty argument, we step out of the house and a guy tries to attack you, I will DEFEND you despite the fact that we just argued. What's my point? Even though there's a need to create a sort of balance, deep down my heart, I still love you 100%

excelsia:
When you put restrictions on love, you start having problems in your relationship. Both parties should give 100%, don't create room for issues. I'm no expert but I'm living and learning, think about 1st Corinthians chapter 13, restrictions breed problems in the long run

Ok, I'm really crazy about you, I've been watching you for a while and I have a strong feeling you're the one. Should I open up to you totally in one week or tell you bit by bit in a month (I might start like a person that's not really interested in you)?

ilori1930:
I am in agreement with the positon of the Nlander. The guy should not be too eager to exude his emotions to the lady, at least at the early stages in the relationship. Most ladies, when they become too sure of your love, they tend to misbehave confidently with the assurance that the guy, being in love, can not bite.
So, it is good to make the lady slightly uncertain of your love to make her uncertain of your reactions to whatever silly ideas, if any, that she may be nursing. She has to be aware that there is an acerbic side of you just as there is the loving side.

100000000 likes.

excelsia:
If you have to ration the feelings then it's not love, true love knows no bound

I don't think ration is the word, at times keeping a straight face is necessary. It doesn't change that person's love for you. It's a heart and face thing, na the heart be the koko.

Firstly, I don't think it's a form of emotional abuse.

Secondly, we will all agree that men and women are totally different, we don't and will never think the same way. Men are practical, women tend towards making decisions based on emotions.

For example when a man falls in love genuinely, he probably has seen some solid traits in a woman eg intelligence, respect, how she relates with other people but for a woman this is slightly different. Their decisions are based on emotions and emotions do 'fluctuate'. So to create a sort of balance, a man has to be bold and not give in to his emotion @ all times.

There are times to show a woman love and there are times to be 100% frank with a woman.

So to answer your question, a woman shouldn't do that or better still a woman can't do that.

MizMyColi:
For the guys......
I don't like any of them at all at all
Azzzzzin my dislike for them knows no bounds exiokwu

So, here's a list of names I'd want them to bear......I've seemingly forgotten their names.




Urine:- Andre



More names loading in my brain. My brain's still in boot mode.
Jokes apart guys.....I've got huge admiration for You all.

Just thought to use this medium to wave and say Hiiiii

Lmao @ Andre.

I vote Contestant A

Cc: Luxanne

englishmart:
two ugly couples

Couple = 2

2 couples = 4

From the pictures what we can see is a couple (2 people) and for the records they don't look ugly.

Btw, you should change your moniker to gbagaunmart.

This topic should be in the programming section, I guess the problem is with the way you arranged your html files especially the index.html file.

sushieater, did you just say How to get away with murder is shitty? The suspense alone is enough to counter your argument.

PapiWata:
You sir, have evidently taken leave of your senses, as illustrated by your utterly ridiculous insinuation that Nigeria's duly ELECTED president could ever contemplate engaging in the promotion of terrorism, especially since Nigeria's perennial election LOSER, the Weeping General Buhari, is, and has been all along, the PRIMARY financier and organizer of the Boko Haram terror gang, which commenced its campaign of terrorist carnage shortly after the election that elevated Jonathan Goodluck to the position of Commander in Chief, while consigning Boko Geezer Buhari to history's septic tank of sore election losers who instigate random genocidal attacks against the electorate, in response to each humiliation at the polls.

In conclusion, may I respectfully suggest that you go ffuck yourself, and prepare your little mind for yet another in Buhari's uninterrupted CASCADE of electoral drubbings that have manifested over the past decade.

In as much as I dislike Cramjones, what you just wrote is beautiful nonsense. Boko Haram started during Yar'adua, infact the killing of Muhammed started this chaos.

If you/the government are 100% sure Buhari is solely behind BH why not arrest him, try him and throw him into prison.

Enough of this senseless rants, Nigeria is bigger than everybody and the day you start dishing out lies like this is the day you become an enemy of the state. The state has no mercy for its enemies.

xynerise:
What do you call those pathetic beggars in the street of Lagos parading as masquerades? They use whip to threaten people to give them money

Those ones are hungry area boys, don't ever give them a dime.

adioolayi:
In the ancient city of Ibadan we have:
Alapansanpa
Abidielege
Oyi laluba
Jalaruru
Also...the dreaded Oloolu!!!

Lmao @ Oloolu, that was the shit back in the days. I've followed the procession more than once so I know what it really feels like. Followed it from Beere to Idi Ape a couple of times.

Alapasanpa eegun Ibadan is another one I have fond memories of.

MizMyColi:
Rittyben
Here is one.

This guy is handsome......
Trussss me.

Hehehehe!

Nne biko let me just chill for my corner, there are better guys for her.

goofyuncut:
Yes, she is. And a special one at that. One with high EQ, lol

Miz has the geeky thing going but saying she's a geek is shading off her real strength (what you just called special above).

Simply put she is Helen of Troy...the face that launched a thousand ships.