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FamilyRe: My Dad Wishes Me Death, Please Help by Urine: 1:47am On Nov 24, 2015
Therock5555:
Please this is a long write up so please pardon me

I choosed not to used an alternative moniker because I want my dad to see this, I introduced him to Nairaland and he's a frequent front page reader so I hope he sees this. I hope my fans in the literature section know why I get depressed always.




Sorry for the long epistle, I'm broken and seriously need advice, I hope he gets to see this and then kills me afterwards.


Cc. Ishilove Lalasticlala Sean RoyalRoy
What are you doing at the moment? Are you in school or you have graduated?
SportsRe: Vincent Enyeama , Wife And Daughter In New Lovely Photo by Urine: 4:54pm On Nov 22, 2015
kay29000:
The "B" on the Bentley gives me the chills. Money good o! Poverty is a bastard.
You're in the spirit my brother.
PoliticsRe: "Nnamdi Kanu May Have Died" MASSOB Faction Claims - Vanguard by Urine: 4:50pm On Nov 22, 2015
I don't think he's dead, he's probably in the 'hole'. A place you don't wish for your worst enemy.
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Threatening To Leave If I Can't Find Job by Urine: 4:46pm On Nov 22, 2015
tallfish145:
I graduated in 2012 and had my NYSC in 2014 but since then getting a meaning job has been a major challenge for me. Though after my NYSC,I opened an hair dressing salon for my wife in my hometown but after few months,she asked if we can relocate to abuja(where we met). After so many pressures from her,she moved to Abuja sometime in March,2015 and i later joined her in April after she secured an apartment i paid for. I stayed idle(after many job search) for two months before i got somewhere(through nairaland). As a graduate,i was earning 20k per month and transportation to work in month cost about 9-10k. Due to stress,i left the place after 3months. Now,this is November, no job and my wife is threatening to leave me,for reason that she hasn't experience hardship when she was alone. Please advice me on what to do friends.
If she wants to leave, let her leave. Never force or cajole anybody to stay with you, keep working hard do not look down on jobs that fetch little pay, very soon God will remember you.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Came To See Me 3 Times B4 I Approved Oando Conocophilips Deal - Diezani by Urine: 1:58pm On Nov 22, 2015
permsec:
And this same tinubu and his cohorts tagged this woman to be a criminal.


This life, one must thread carefully. those you choose to mingle or lias with might call for your head tomorrow. Man is selfish in nature.


She said she left a whooping sum of $5.6 billion and we all could recall that the money has been used as FEEDING BOTTLE FEDERALISM.


She might be dirty but let us learn not to celebrate dirty politicians all in the name of ethnicity.
Which Tinubu do you think she's talking about?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A PHP Software Engineer With The Following Skills Is Required by Urine: 1:52pm On Nov 22, 2015
abdul01:
A PHP Software Engineer with the following skills is required:

Object oriented programming
Program design and planning
PHP 5.5
Angular JS
OOP Javascript
Design patterns
Smarty
Database Normalization and Maintenance
Symfony
MYSQL
HTML
CSS


Please if you are interested or know anyone who is interested pls ask them to send their CVs to: dronesng@gmail.com

Regards.
What you want is a Full Stack Engineer not a PHP Engineer, you should change your title and you should learn more about roles before announcing them.
TravelRe: Zuma Rock: Residents Panic Over Mysterious Explosion by Urine: 4:44pm On Nov 21, 2015
This is the time to get Geologists and Geophysists in this country there, time to practice what they have been studying.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Coogar Exposed As Credit Card Fraudster by Urine: 11:23am On Nov 19, 2015
LegatusGlaber:
It's very much possible this happened, she concurred that she was obsessed; the things we do for love. Methinks Coogar's pipe game is immortal grin . But from the look of things, she seems to have gotten over it.

I just pray there won't be a relapse; a craving for the familiar. That's why she need to heal far away from NL. From what Nihilist said, I will advise her to rumn away from her current allies; those spuring her on.
Naaah mate, she's still scorned, with the life she lived with this guy it will take a while to get over him. The fact that she knows he's now with someone else will even make things worse.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Coogar Exposed As Credit Card Fraudster by Urine: 10:57am On Nov 19, 2015
Truckpusher:
omo! Na toto and peniss dey cause this wahala o.

Una leave am dey talk about fraud , wetin concern fraud for here - this place be like police headquarters ?

Babe3 simply wants her peniss back at all cost .
This thread Na " bring back my peniss or you'll die"
I almost choked on my food, you are wicked! Lmao
Nairaland GeneralRe: Coogar Exposed As Credit Card Fraudster by Urine: 10:43am On Nov 19, 2015
coogar:
she was spooked that i have another chic on this forum - so she's determined to ruin by her cock & bull stories of being a victim.
Player! player!!
EducationRe: A Nairalander Wedding In Zimbabwe (beautiful Photos) by Urine: 7:36am On Nov 18, 2015
Congrats bro, Zim women make good wives.
SportsRe: Super Eagles Goalkeeper Carl Ikeme Pictured With His Dad,Ezennie In Port Harcout by Urine: 5:31am On Nov 17, 2015
They look like friends.
PoliticsRe: Kachikwu Was Sacked/ Fired As General Manager Of NNPC by Urine: 7:24am On Nov 13, 2015
It's always disastrous when a fooolish person has Internet access.
CareerRe: My Experience Working For A Scammer. By Tosyne2much by Urine: 2:53pm On Nov 12, 2015
tosyne2much:
It would be a violation of nairaland rules mentioning his name, hence, making it not worthy of the FP
Ok, do you have a written contract?
CareerRe: My Experience Working For A Scammer. By Tosyne2much by Urine: 2:12pm On Nov 12, 2015
hahn:
Tosyne2much is still a kid, obviously. I remember when I went through the same igbe malu with my own boss back in the day. 5k will get him a domain name and hosting and he can build a wordpress or blogger blog for himself.

What exactly he is giving the man respect for, I don't know. The guy is an original ahole and should be treated as such.
I agree with you.
CareerRe: My Experience Working For A Scammer. By Tosyne2much by Urine: 2:02pm On Nov 12, 2015
hahn:
Tosyne2much, the only thing annoying about your write up is that you failed to mention his name and company. What are you shielding him for?

You have a lot of fans here, start your own blog and start posting your stuff there.

Your boss deserves a good beat down. I totally dtest people who take advantage of youths because they lack capital. Guy call out his name and your fans might help you treat his Bleep up on your behalf.

You never know
Tosyne2much in addition to what this man has said, let me add that you're a pussyboy, the dream target of every business shark. If you're ever going to succeed in business in Nigeria or anywhere in the world, you have to be brave, even throughout your article you have protected him and shown him respect despite the fact that you're the victim. It's a game of the mind and he has totally dominated you.

You need a bit of street OT to add to your talent or else people will mess you up. Btw do you have a written contract with this guy?
PoliticsRe: Taraba Judgement: What Is Good For Taraba State Should Be Good For Benue State by Urine: 1:02pm On Nov 08, 2015
macfarland:
The government of Buhari is really a bad one. In d last election campaigns, GEJ spoke in Lagos about three things this last presidential election was about. One of them was a choice between going back to d old sorry days of military autocracy and a future filled with great possibilities. For just hating GEJ from a minority, the Yorubas joined Hausa Fulani people to enthrone a bigot like Buhari in power. What u are seeing today is just part of the result of having such a man there.... From Biafra things to all these agitation here and there. Tribunal upturn elections to favour Buhari and all worth not. But a day of reckoning must certainly come. Buhari keep implanting ur Muslim and Northern brothers in power as it was d case during d military. The middle belt are ur puppets and errand boys. The southeast must remain ur conquered people... South South ur downtrodden but be sure it won't last forever. Buhari is a big disgrace to Democracy
Do you realise that majority of the South West and Middle Belt saw Buhari four years ago BUT still voted for GEJ? Why didn't you call them names at this time? Four years later they change their mind and you start calling them names, whose fault is it? It is simple logic and the question you should really ask is why the people changed their mind within four years.
CelebritiesRe: Chika Ike Celebrates Her 30th Birthday Today by Urine: 9:45am On Nov 08, 2015
30? I doubt it. Happy birthday to her though.
ProgrammingRe: Meet Dare Obasanjo Who Works With Microsoft by Urine: 10:59pm On Nov 07, 2015
ayoolanr:
You are dead wrong! Just so you know!!!
You get time to dey educate people, folks don't have the slightest idea.
ProgrammingRe: Meet Dare Obasanjo Who Works With Microsoft by Urine: 8:17pm On Nov 07, 2015
Brandnew2:
We rarely come across Nigerians who work in such an high profile organisation so besides him being the son of our ex president, I think he deserves to be celebrated.
So suck it up pal.
Who are the we? Speak for yourself mate, I don't hardly come across top Nigerian talent in tech, if you are in the industry you will always come across them. While you celebrate him, you might want to celebrate Bosun at Google, Ola at Facebook, or even James at Here (Nokia), you might even end up throwing a party "pal".
ProgrammingRe: Meet Dare Obasanjo Who Works With Microsoft by Urine: 7:30pm On Nov 07, 2015
How is this news?
PoliticsRe: Turns Out Gov. Darius Ishaku Has A Good Case At The Court Of APPEAL. by Urine: 6:54pm On Nov 07, 2015
Hehehehehehe. NL pseudo analysts with an IQ that can't buy bread talking big like SANs, men are in court you're here acting like paper tigers. Ndi Ara
FamilyRe: The Stigmatisation Of Unmarried/single Working Adult Nigerians by Urine: 6:48am On Nov 05, 2015
Funny but it's a serious issue.
PropertiesRe: Is Nike Lake Resort, Enugu The Most Beautiful Hotel In Nigeria? by Urine: 12:53pm On Nov 04, 2015
kettykin:
I have been to southern sun in ikoyi and oriental.
Oriental cannot be compared to a hotel it is more like an office block complex with some companies using one arm of the hotel
ROTFLMAO! Are you kidding me mate? Ok, I'll let that fly, what of Radisson and Four Points?
PropertiesRe: Is Nike Lake Resort, Enugu The Most Beautiful Hotel In Nigeria? by Urine: 12:28pm On Nov 04, 2015
kettykin:
Apart from Eko lemeridien in Vi and Nicon Hilton which other hotel is more exotic than this.
Young man you just opened yourself to ridicule with this statement, ever heard of Radisson, Southern Sun or Oriental? Google might help you out.
CelebritiesRe: Young Love, Tania Omotayor Dances To Wizkid's Smash Hits [photos] by Urine: 11:16am On Nov 04, 2015
Airforce1:
Thanks I wont
Already doing studio work... and tis dropping anytime from now.
smiley
Cool!
CelebritiesRe: Young Love, Tania Omotayor Dances To Wizkid's Smash Hits [photos] by Urine: 10:38am On Nov 04, 2015
Airforce1:
I dont understand some nairaland guys..

what did carolyner say that made them give her "likes" undecided

Smh for some people
grin
Are you a celebrity blogger? Give us good music to vibe to, your brand is important don't mess with it.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Excited Seeing Obasanjo On A Plane (Video) by Urine: 8:02am On Nov 04, 2015
joe120120:
OBJ is apologising to Nigeria 4 wrongs he did during his tenure as president .....POWER ,INFRASTRUCTURE,RULE OF LAW,UNEMPLOYMENT etc
I agree with everything you've said except unemployment, he was spot on with that. Do you know the number of quality jobs banking and telecoms generated? Entered the labour market around this period so I know a lot about this.
Nairaland GeneralRe: (PHOTOS) A Very Big Monitor lizard Killed During This Night Fish Pond Inspection by Urine: 1:34am On Nov 04, 2015
This op and his gun reminds me of the hunters in my village.
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Meets With Buhari (Photos) by Urine: 5:11pm On Nov 02, 2015
Truckpusher:
At the end of the day the masses still remain the pawns in the game.
So you know this? Interesting!
CareerRe: Customs To Sack 400 More Officers Or Even More - Vanguard by Urine: 4:55pm On Nov 02, 2015
CoCoLav:
So you are still on that....
I think his preferences have changed
You should try your luck
cheesy

BTW, you do not create jobs by sacking people. That's like borrowing from Peter to pay Paul....nothing solved.
Oh! You didn't tell me about that. Hallelujah! Now I will be able to walk in with 100% confidence. You can actually do that by kicking out corrupt, insubordinate officers, posting manipulators and recruiting people that are ready to give their all.
CareerRe: Customs To Sack 400 More Officers Or Even More - Vanguard by Urine: 4:34pm On Nov 02, 2015
CoCoLav:
Increased unemployment
If properly carried out, it will open up employment opportunities for young Nigerians. I might finally get a chance to get that uniform job to impress___________.

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