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CelebritiesRe: Iyanya Will Die For Yvonne & Dust-off Tonto Dikeh by Urine: 7:18am On Jul 22, 2013
HARDEYLEKE: Have you eating today?



Then why are you hating?
Lmao @ "eating". Mate, it's EATEN! Thank me later.
TV/MoviesRe: Bassey And Pokello Evicted From Big Brother Africa by Urine: 8:20pm On Jul 21, 2013
SimonAndal: Ok. Too bad though, I always liked the guy. And he was quiet, another point for him. Damn me and my weakness for hot, light-skinned blokes.
Gay alert!
RomanceRe: Briefly Describe Your Partner (not Physically) by Urine: 5:51am On Jul 20, 2013
God fearing, great cook, smart, selfless, supportive, CARING, Queen of arguments. I'm crazy about her!

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
RomanceRe: Can You Love Someone You Have Not Seen by Urine: 11:19am On Jul 19, 2013
↑↑↑ kiss
FamilyRe: Unlawfully Arrested & Detained By Nigerian Police by Urine: 9:51am On Jul 19, 2013
We all know the solution to this problem, we're just to scared to start.
FoodRe: Guys Who Claim They Are Wonderful Cooks- See Your Handwork! by Urine: 5:03pm On Jul 14, 2013
poshdiva: *Logs out of thread laughing in Spanish *

I wonder if a certain somebody has seen this thread grin grin grin grin ; grin grin grin grin grin

He will be here soon enough
sad
RomanceRe: Love Doesn't Exist For Me. Please Advise by Urine: 8:35pm On Jul 11, 2013
poshdiva: Op I think you just haven't seen the right person. I didn't believe in love too but it took one person to make Me change my mind
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
PoliticsRe: Ade Bendel Wanted By EFCC by Urine: 10:28am On Jul 05, 2013
Sirmee: lmao... this is really rib cracking!
The Ade Bendel I know is no longer a fraudster and really regretted his past.
He is now much into humanitarian services and also own a prison ministry that preaches d Gospel of Christ to inmates.
I don hear you baba, it will be added to my CV that I once had a conversation with Ade Bendel.
PoliticsRe: Ade Bendel Wanted By EFCC by Urine: 10:15am On Jul 05, 2013
Sirmee: lol @ ur tym analysis. seriously, what is the most constant thing in life? CHANGE! That is what Ade Bendel is. If you ever meet with this man then you'll know what a real change is.

The moment I saw this thread, I put a call through to him, here is the conversation.

sirmee: hello sir
Ade Bendel: son how are u?
sirmee: am fine sir, av heard u d trending news?
Ade Bendel: laughs... I trust u don't miss any news, but seriously how can u give such huge amount of money to someone in jail? do they spend money in Nigerian jail? how come the prison officers didn't see him? or do they allow the use of mobile phones and internet in Nigerian jails? or do I want to un-sit d government of that time? or don't u convert that amount that amount into naira? over 10billion naira! well, son don't bother yourself. the EFCC knows where I live, if they are really serious about arresting me they know where to find me...
sirmee: ok sir
general laughter continues... the call ended
Baba, I dey hail o!





*You don't need to be told...this is Ade Bendel*
CareerRe: How To Be Young And Successful - Nigerian Career by Urine: 9:35am On Jul 05, 2013
krestup: The idea is more important than the money, because even if you have the money and no idea, your money would just be sitting where it is. Steve Jobs, Google guys, Facebook all started with an idea before they got financial backing. So you must believe in what you want to do.
Other important thing is networking, because networking is the key to quick success. Knowing the right people to contact would go a long way in helping you. I think that is something these men know how to do.....
Your last paragraph makes a lot of sense.
CareerRe: How To Be Young And Successful - Nigerian Career by Urine: 9:30am On Jul 05, 2013
It's very simple, be smart and intelligent. One last thing, pray you meet a very strong oga at the top that trusts you. There's no way you can make it to the top @ a young age in Nigeria without the backing of a strong old man. Look around all the usual suspects have this in common.

Please note that this has nothing to do with your background.
RomanceRe: Is Your Partner A Nairalander? by Urine: 4:53pm On Jul 04, 2013
Idowuogbo: Henhen? cheesy cheesy
Yels. grin
CelebritiesRe: Ruggedman Blasts Celebrities Over Silence In OJB False Donation Rumour by Urine: 10:26pm On Jul 03, 2013
Abujafood: This applies more to you since you obviously aren't listening to the intent of my post! False donation or not don't rant about it leave them to their conscience by the way thanks for the insult!
A person spreads falsehood that jeopardises another man's life and all you can say is "leave them to their conscience"? Do me a favour...ask for a refund from the primary school you attended. Cheers
RomanceRe: Is Your Partner A Nairalander? by Urine: 9:45pm On Jul 03, 2013
We met on Nairaland! kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
CelebritiesRe: Ruggedman Blasts Celebrities Over Silence In OJB False Donation Rumour by Urine: 2:47pm On Jul 03, 2013
Abujafood: Ruggedman shut your trap. Giving or doing right is optional even God would prefer to keep quiet and wait for their time to demand for their stewardship while alive. Leave them to their conscience and stop coercing them publicly if they don't feel like giving, by the way I hope you met them privately to say these things too otherwise it would be mere eye service trying to impress only God knows who!
Mate,please read the story again. Whether you like it or not, you must be smart before you are old. AMEN!
PoliticsRe: The Four Plane Hijackers Of Nigeria by Urine: 1:25pm On Jun 29, 2013
Even though there were not smart enough,these lads were brave. This is something we lack in this generation.
FamilyRe: What Will You Be Doing This Friday Evening? by Urine: 9:22pm On Jun 28, 2013
oluwasola01: The same thing i do every friday evening; Trying to build my own operating system
Cool!
WebmastersRe: Xampp Database Problem Help!!!!!!!!. by Urine: 11:29am On Jun 28, 2013
Guruman2: 0k will try and discover how good is it, but u made mention of conceptual modelling whch to my knwldge is sematic user to communicate btw 2 applcatn. More knwlge 4rm u. Thanks.
Sorry for the late reply, I've been very busy. CM is what you do before creating your database,you do this do have a good idea of how your actors/table relate before creating your database, you can google it to have a better idea

All the best.
PoliticsRe: Happy 50Th Birthday to Governor Fashola by Urine: 11:17am On Jun 28, 2013
yomip3t: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABATUNDE RAJI
FASHOLA ....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME BABATUNDE MUIZ
OREKOYA.
I'm wish myself and BRF a joyous one.
Hope to celebrate this day with you someday.
Cheers
Happy birthday!
CelebritiesRe: Dbanj DKM Concert Pictures by Urine: 8:43am On Jun 25, 2013
Akshow: u be hater tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
CelebritiesRe: Dbanj DKM Concert Pictures by Urine: 8:41am On Jun 25, 2013
tunlexxx: atlest criiticise who u r doin beta dan... He has a life, mate
Fallacy! Criticism is an integral part of art,even the legends of the game are not spared. He has a life? How did I imply he doesn't have one? Oh! Are you telling me to get a life? LOL. Trust me son I'm doing very well in my field *sigh* read my previous posts to get an idea of the type of person I might be.

One last thing,I have a seven year old cousin that writes better than you. grin
WebmastersRe: Xampp Database Problem Help!!!!!!!!. by Urine: 8:28am On Jun 25, 2013
Guruman2: ok thank urine, i can undastand ur point are u teling to dowload anoda appl known as toad or what bco i have created database knwn as "info" at phpmyadmin n also create table knwn as "contact" wch have somtin like "firstname" "lastname" "email" "username" and "pswrd" wht is d next tin to do.
Exactly, it is another application. You can google it, I have to say it's more demanding so if you want short cuts to create a database it won't be your best option. I just feel it will make you a better developer, do you know anything about conceptual modelling?
WebmastersRe: Xampp Database Problem Help!!!!!!!!. by Urine: 1:50pm On Jun 24, 2013
Nice explanation by Yorme but for beginners like you,I think you should create your database using Toad for MySQL. Here you can create tables by writing your own scripts while gaining more knowledge in database. The decision is left with you though
CelebritiesRe: Dbanj DKM Concert Pictures by Urine: 1:21pm On Jun 24, 2013
Akshow: d banj is wack, he has loss it, e no sabi sing, he is making noise, he no get lyrics, he needs to up his game bla bla bla!haterzzzzzzzz should keep hating ejan la is on top of d world. tongue tongue tongue tongue i cant get enough of 'finally'. a sure club hit.
Mate,if I criticise someone's art does that mean I'm hating? Naija folks and funny analogies.
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan On An Illegal Podium - Guardian Editorial by Urine: 12:50pm On Jun 24, 2013
kalunomics: If only you are savant enough to comprehend my post... and a mofo already liked the thrash you spewd? God help this country!
Mr. Smart Guy, a thread was open to discuss an illegal and unconstitutional action, and all you can talk about is ACN/APC and food. How do you want me to comprehend that fatuous nonsense? Talking about an illegal act makes everybody a member of the opposition? Another advise, don't let your kids see what you just wrote. "God help this country" cry
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan On An Illegal Podium - Guardian Editorial by Urine: 6:51am On Jun 24, 2013
kalunomics: These losers couldn't grap any reasonable act to make a satire of this administration from over the week, so they resorted to this joke? Buncha ACN/APC losers that can't even redact a prudent manifesto, let alone implement it! Continue your baby crying and wailing over inanities why GEJ stategizes on policies that will move the country forward!
Person never chop belle full, e dey worry about who unconstitutionally used coat of arm or not, not paying trivial mind to what she used the allegedly "odious decoration" to achieve.
Achieva a high HDI in Nigeria like America first, then we can worry over such inanities like the western world does.
Really? So your existence and judgement about what is right or wrong is based on food? Do us a favour,don't pass this mentality to your children.
PoliticsRe: PDP Will Soon Recall Amaechi – Akpabio by Urine: 10:39am On Jun 22, 2013
gregg2: Jang definitely. Jang is NGF chairman and he has called four meetings already.
OMG! Didn't you see the video? How can a person with 16 votes defeat another one with 19 votes? Calling four meetings now makes a looser the winner? What is really happening in this country? Has a chemical weapon that reduces people's IQ been released? Your folks have laboured to give you a decent education, please make them proud.
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland June 2013 - Elimination Round 3 by Urine: 8:34pm On Jun 20, 2013
Speakdatruth: he's Xavier sir, try comin hia 2moro 2vote 4 him
Ok Sir, Please pray I don't forget. Xavier has my vote!
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland June 2013 - Elimination Round 3 by Urine: 8:22pm On Jun 20, 2013
Speakdatruth: ok sir, buh if u do, can i recommend a candidate 2u?
No problem, who is your candidate Sir?
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland June 2013 - Elimination Round 3 by Urine: 8:14pm On Jun 20, 2013
Speakdatruth: u votin 2moro?
I haven't made up my mind Sir.
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland June 2013 - Elimination Round 3 by Urine: 8:09pm On Jun 20, 2013
jackbauersballs: Oh lord help me... I am actually conversing with Piss... embarassed
Lmao! I'm famished, please don't make it worse.
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland June 2013 - Elimination Round 3 by Urine: 8:05pm On Jun 20, 2013
Speakdatruth: hi urine
Hello boss.

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