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Smart kid.

Cathaliya: chai, person name na Urine, ayaf died.

Hello ma'am.

This is the start of a great movement.

The problem caused by people's ego...

yuzedo: I will vote this nigga and ensure his victory if he sends me to Brazil 2014 AND 2016 Olympics......




Lol, jk. Nigga gonna lose so bad, his future-future descendants will be jolted by the cataclysmic loss of their progenitor!

ROFLMFAO

The military boys are watching...Nigerian politicians never learn from history.

taharqa2: Mtsheeeeeeeee.......

Amaechi has not seen anything yet. And he is already crying.

The police should have even detained him for some time sef on that already closed road, before turning him back ..

Really?

She should be given a gold Iphone.

adino: see dis 10 kobo analyst, you sit in your one room apartment in okoko and analyse thrash. 13 volts who is far younger than you, is gallantly defending the country against jihardists.
Shame on you mr. know it all. you that have never gone beyond Ore. Peeps like you are better ignored.

This comment just 'killed' me. I can't stop laughing. Adino you have to respect our in house e-war analyst/ strategist/soldier. *In pope's voice* who are you to judge?

Oga 13volts, may God protect you in your endeavours.

Nollywood tinz.

They can leave it as A.S.S. Uni based on one condition...all female students must have huge...

It's time for a revolution...

me_for_you: Yorubas that never see anything evil in st fashola.

For taking an unauthirised u-turn, my younger brother's friend was slammed 15k fine. I even helped out with 5k.

Simple offences that a trained traffic policeman can simply tell a driver "go and do it no more"

Lmao! This man knows nothing about the law.

Madawaki01: india delta india oscar tango

Whiskey Mike!

Candour: Even though your name na Urine, i must quote thanks for pointing out the bolded.

na person wey never see war before dey beat chest. tribal warriors who fill up front page every time with their inanities should go sign up in Borno and see what they call war. It's not to sit in a cozy office sipping tea and using one hand to type venom and hatred on your smartphone. This is war and i pray this country doesn't go this road. it ain't pretty at all

I know the president and his team get regular updates and this will make them realize the PDP issue shouldn't be allowed to be hijacked by wicked elements otherwise e no go nice o.

@13volts, weldone to you and your comrades and i wish you guys well in your job.

cheers

Bros I dey ROFLMFAO for here, even though your post is funny, you have spoken the truth.

Donmichaelz: You shouldn't have put the blue INK in the first place...BOY

You are wicked!

Well done 13volts, you're a true hero. May God bless and protect you. To all the e-warriors on this forum, this is what a real warrior looks like.

mermaid kingdom: we are a hustler that is why we owned 90%of flashi cars and investment in ur lagos"one nigeria"

Nna, it's time to go back to school. I'm glad you OWNED 90% of the FLASHI cars, it will be safe to say you're living on past glory.

Autolord: The best web developer in Nigeria without a computer science degree cannot build a web app like netflix that recommends movies to its users using a powerfull recommender system(machine learning) technique, he cannot build an app to encrypt and decrypt codes and messages transferred through the internet, he cannot work with cloud services such as amazon aws because he doesn't even understand what it is, he knows noting about software engineering used by facebook,google and most multi-billion dollar web companies, he knows noting about scaling, he knows noting about data analysis used to predict disasters and many more stuffz. Computer science is not about using php and dreamweaver to develop a "website" there is much more involved that's why facebook, google, netflix, microsoft, jumia, irokotv employ computer scientists some even require a phd in computer science and not mere website designers. I'm just referring to your website stuff

Recomender System is the real deal bro, developed one while in Uni that can recommend tarrif plans for telcos.
I will add Data Mining to the points you've raised, having a good knowledge of it can save one's life.

kodewrita: Even biblically, the wise are the ones who take instruction and add to their knowledge. If someone wilfully decides that more knowledge is uninmportant, then they have commenced a journey down the path of failure.

Unless you want to spend your life creating crappy apps for small cash and never creating anything great, then you definitely need to go beyond the base level you are.

I personally would not trust a half-baked IT professional with highly critical applications if such a programmer sees 3rd Normal form-designed DBMS as unnecessarily academic or too much work.

Universities teach you the whole picture and not just the narrow field of programming. Yes you can learn it on your own with tools like www.coursera.com or http://ocw.mit.edu or www.edx.org among others but its easier if you attend a UNI.

Dont let envy/regret prevent you or others from gettting good education.

It's not fair, how can you mention normalisation? Let's even start from step 1: Conceptual Modelling. As an IT person, it's important to have an idea of other areas that are not your specialty.

Next IG: @Op, I am not going to exonorate the church from some unwanted happenings within her, but this your story lacks substance. Why did I said so?
(1) Every Winners Chapel has a designated parking lot either within the Church premises or outside the gate but, it is either fenced or well protected.
(2) Your friend made the mistake of parking near the church (outside) when he has been severally warned not to. That shows a sign of disobedience to the church leadership.
(3) Your friend lied by saying that the traffic officials will asked him not park at a particular point without showing him where to park.
(4) If your friend had been a true member of the Winners Chapel for Five years, he should by now knows where Church members, Church officials and Pastors do park their vehicles. Because each have their parking lot. Even the for the Church members, where the first service attendees will park is different from the second service.
(5) With the security situation everywhere, why must you park your car anyhow or somewhere near the church without letting the officials?
(6) If truly he has been a true member, he should know that even if the head of the unit is against him, he should have gone into the church and report him to any other Unit Head, Deacon/Deaconness, Elder(s), or any Pastor and his case would have been attended to immediately without bias. Because the leadership of the church won't take their action lightly if at all, it is true.
(7) For the number of years he has been in the Church he is still not a member of any unit group? That cast a doubt on his true membership in that Church. Because if he belongs to any unit, he would have reported the matter to his own unit head.
( The Bible said, if you had a grudge against your fellow brother (Christian), never you take the matter to the judge outside, rather, present it to the elders (pastors) in the church for an amicable solution, we shouldn't allowed unbelievers to settle our matters.
(9) How will you feel when you caned your child and he immediately went outside to call your neighbour when he hasn't reported it to his mother?
(10) Your friend said the head of the Police Anti Robbery Team called him aside and told him to take up the matter. Haba! When a Senior (woman) Police Officer is around and had shouted at him, he still had the audacity to call your friend aside for at least 3minutes advice? Hmmmm!
(11) Think with your mind not with the head. I know there is an onslaught of evil allegations against the Body of Christ the world over, but, the good news is, They Shall Not Prevail. The Church will Keep Marching on until the day of resurrection.
(12) Shalom! Jesus is Lord!!

Really?

Uyi Iredia: @ apache: If Nigerians truly vote Jonathan in come 2015, I must consider them, once more, fools. I can understand the sympathy for his humble start, being happy with his CV and his good luck bit all that changed Jan 2012. If Nigerians forget that and still vote him, moreso given this ASUU strike and the carelessness with which it is handled, I must compare them to a wife who returns to an abusive husband, which they've been over the years. I hope I'm proven wrong.

God bless you.

Rossikk: ELECTIONS are what we use to choose our president. If you think you can do a better job, or you know someone who can, then present same in 2015. MANY NIGERIANS support Jonathan. That's why he is president. When 2015 comes, bring your candidate forward and Nigerians will choose. Don't come here asking people to sign off their NL accounts!

I'm so sorry Sir but I think you're blind, if you look closely you will notice I mentioned "next president". Next time read the words slowly, you will assimilate better.
Where you in this country in January 2012? That was when "MANY NIGERIANS" stopped supporting. My challenge still stands though, say what you have typed outside your house.

God bless you Sir.

The truth is simple, development in this country is moving @ snail speed on the other hand GEJ as a ruler doesn't inspire much confidence. In 2001 his greatest assest was the love the people on the streets had for him, his story of "supernatural promotion" made everbody love him, If you remember most people added goodluck to their names, he was a darling of the masses.
In January 2012 all that changed because of the subsidy drama.

I have a simple challenge for GEJ's hardcore supporters here...sign out from your Nairaland account and start defending him in person, @ this point it has gone beyond hiding behind your computer screen. If you don't have an idea of where to start, try the local vendor in your neighbourhood, start telling people how he has transformed this country.
If the response you get, doesn't change your opinion it will be fair to say you're an enemy of this country.

Btw I don't care about where a leader comes from, our next President might be from Bayelsa too, I just want a fearless, intelligent and honest person to rule this country.

Keyboard warriors have taken over this thread, I bet most of the guys acting like political strategists here can't even control their homes.

Ovamboland: But in this generation most people believe it is anathema to have different views from the Oga at the top not to talk of having the effrontery to express them. Our youths seem to find it difficult to shed mentality of the military command structure that brooks no opposition.

Well said.

Where's the homie Yuzedo?

Op shouldn't forget the political e-warriors, I'm tired of their mumuism.

milehigh06: goal emenike assisted by Mikel

Assist was by Onazi.

Bizibi: I remember reading a piece in vanguard newspaper were a wrap of cocaine is sold fr 100 naira in some slums in lagos and even in some part of south-east,so im nt surprise that danfo drivers are drug addicts

God bless you... there are adulterated types of cocaine everywhere. The one that has been mixed with ***** so it can be sold @ a cheaper price.

SUBMARINE: Although Christ told us to pay our tax, I believe a wise govt should avoid taxing businesses of religious organizations, seeing it as their way of apprenciating God's mercy.

Really?