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Thank God for my Chelsea midfielder, Mikel Obi a.k.a. Odogwu!.
we are happy for you.
please bring back the Gold!

xynerise:
Chelsea always lose each time I watch them play

Witches and Wizards spotted! Bad belle. Thank God you saw the scores at last.
How market?

sumofus:
By the time you know which button activates it, you will come back here for testimony. That's when your learning will be complete. Try it!!!

Bros, abeg gist me naaaw; so that my miracle will be complete. Oya , i dey wait....

WhatOnEarth:
Shebi dem no teach you for school ni.....upon all the money wen u pay for school fees for that Lekki school

Abi ooooo, my person. That our Lekki school wey dem no teach us well upon all the big money wey we pay. Can you just imagine that na persin like you wey go EWE NLA Community Grammar School wey kom know the thing pass me!

I blame it on Buhari

Thank God for this Forum. I have really learnt something new today. I even had to look back to actually notice the lines once again! Waooo! Thank you very much, amiable and learned Nairalanders!

What stops Buhari from sacking this Dalung of a guy? Of what use is he to our sports ministry? Things are really getting out of hand. Just trying to imagine how the field will look like tomorrow when Denmark is supposed to lock horns with the Dream Team, and all of a sudden, the spectators just notice that the Dream team is nowhere to be found! Hiaaan! Wonders!

A big shame . No wonder God regretted creating man!

Hi Aunti Toyin, I hope this your movie is not a "SCAM"?

You see what i was talking about? God is always there for His people.

Linda Ikeji how market? Toyin how far naaaw?
E don dey clear small small.

Happy birthday to her. Meanwhile, she is from Mbano in Imo state , not Anambra.

Both try, shaaaa

Is that really mustard? Because the plant doesnt look like it.
Google the mustard tree, and see the images you will get there .

maybe this your own is made-in nigeria mustard seed/ plant.

The corn no fresh sef!
anyways, she fine. everyother person can do that .

Where is that beret-wearing-vigilante-member Buhari appointed as a sports minister? What's his name sef? Dalung or Dakindney? This country sef!

waooooo! this God is too much ! i love the kids !

Fellow Nigerians. It is not a scam!!! Don't mind Linda and Toyin. God will pay them in their own coin! Mayowa is truly sick and desperately needs urgent medical attention. The money has been raised for her treatment abroad, and she will fly soonest. The family is in disarray following Linda's unconfirmed utterances this afternoon. His elder brother is here with me! Forget whatever they are saying; and don't stop helping the needy. God bless us all!
And who said she is beyond treatment? Are they God?

Let's wait and see.

For your mind

Yea, I have received mine. I registered where it matters most- The world's Most Respected African Bank. They got it delivered to my desk. Talking about speed,security, service guaranteed!

Nice one. Thanks for sharing

Do you know what? I had a sister inlaw that was in that kind of problem, but thank God she has overcome it. Yes prayer works, but not with some physical and biological means. The main thing is, let him stop fluid intake 5hours to bed time; within which time he should try and empty his bladder as many times as possible. Immediately before going to bed, let him wee-wee. I bet you, this problem will be a thing of the past.
I have always recommended this approach to people in this kind of mess, and it has always worked. Try it, and thank me later. Cheers!

Why not? There is no dress code. Infact I am already visualizing how nice I will look in my lovely three-quarter pencil gown during my baby's presentation. I have done it before, and I will do it again. Well-sewn gown,neatly tied Gele, correct neck piece, nice shoes and a good pouch. Hmmmm! This combo make sense no be small, especially if you have a lovely figure, and some good legs. Flaunt what the Lord has blessed you with, no be crime!

Why not?

This one pass Tori! Pastor, who send you? Must you test-drive?

It is truly a wicked world! Some women can be mean; I mean, MEAN! My dear brother, have you heard of "Jesus in the Blessed Sacrament"? Look for Him, and talk to Him as a Father. I once did, and thunder uprooted charms that an evil person buried where my husband was building a house in the village. I was here in Lagos, and things were happening in the village. I tell u!
Even if it's just a trip, make it to any Catholic Parish where the Blessed Sacrament is exposed. Adore Jesus, and leave the rest. I don't preach church, I preach Christ.
Again, pls always encourage your wife. She did not do anything wrong by marrying you. Let her not fret; whatever she is passing through now, will form part of her success story.

I wash all my pads before tying them inside a black and translucent nylon bag. I have heard a lot about some weird things people do with women's used pads. In secondary school then, a fellow student opened up on her role in a cult group. Her mission was to go about picking people's used pad for their god/master. Thank God she confessed and was delivered. So friends, beware! Things are happening. Wash and flush off your blood, then you can dispose the pad properly.

She has Psychosis. Let her see a mental expert immediately. There is no demon anywhere, let alone the ones to be killed with brooms by a woman. It's just a state of the mind. And please, someone should always be around her before she leave your house and enters the market; in that case, it will almost be impossible to handle. Please act fast.

On whose side is your Mum? Yours, or your father's? That not withstanding, see yourself as a lion, you cannot eat grass. Keep your head straight, study hard, maintain your lane, and by God's grace, you must make it. Embrace God like never before. One day, everything will fall in place; he(your father) will come looking for you. You can stay where you are for now.

But, it's still those "pieces of ass" as you called them, that surrender themselves to the men. Must u sell your pride as a woman to any undeserving Tom,Dick and Harry?

Simple. Just tell him you "actually" bought from a friend who was desperately in need of money. That u never realized the worth, until u got to the market just recently, and they told you it's 140k. Gently return his paltry 50k to him.

Have you made him understand the fact that he has not been satisfying you sexually ever since you both re-united? Nothing outweighs communication in marriage.
Ask him some certain questions. He might have some other health concerns that impair his performance in bed (since you both weren't into each other for some time). You might not know except he tells you. Talk things out. Your separation is in the past, and I think you both should enjoy your union to the fullest.
Don't forget to always invite God into your family.
It's well!