This gist is not for me oooo. I wear my hot bumshot 24/7 @home. No dulling. Even while pregnant, I look hot! My make_up on point, eyebrows on flick! If you like tie ya mama wrapper, na u sabi. Not for me.
Always look good to feel good. Life is but once!

Even my 2years old son knows this. He sings it into my brain every now and then. More like "There are 5 magic words that I know- Please, Excuse me, Sorry, Thank you, and the last one's Pardon me".
Thanks for sharing, though.

All hail master Jesus. Blessed is the hand that giveth...

They should make me their Manager. Hope Jude will not call me a "goat" later? They are not serious.

StPete:
If your reason for needing a partner is cos of boredom then u hav totally failed.

Conversely, you are the one failing, and not the OP; for the primary aim of marriage is for COMPANIONSHIP. Other things might follow, but they are just added advantages.
Go ask any marriage expert.

There is absolutely a sense in it. I learnt it while doing a course in Apiculture those days. The chemical in bees' stings (I think Asenin, or something) destroys some blood parasites. I'm sure of it fighting the bacterium that causes Typhoid fever, and Tuberculosis.
It looks stupid, but it is scientific.

The poster above me eeeehn! Naa waaa oooo! Did I hear u say "as long as she doesn't get hurt or raped"? How sure are u that she will even make it back to your house dressed like this? I tire for you oooo. What has happened to your sense of modesty? Wahala wa oooo!

Digging that big hole, only to catch that small rat! What a life of drudgery!

Aproko! Wetin concern you?

And one would call such a man "a pastor"? Hmmmmm! Heaven is still far!

There's absolutely nothing wrong with it. But as Apostle Paul would say, to avoid temptation, just stay on separate beds.

Meanwhile, a 40+ man should be married naaw; and the sister(30+) should be married too. What are both siblings doing together without their partners? Just asking

Mine is insect-phobia. I fear cockroaches/grasshoppers/praying mantis... what have you! Sometimes, people think it's "forming", but far from that. I can't just control myself when I see insects. Sometimes, I wonder why God created them to scare life out of me. On the contrary, I can kill snakes with my bare hands. Can you imagine!
This life ehn!

Try it at your own risk; but then, don't come back here complaining

Go to "premarital sex" section and ask for advice. I can't waste my wisdom on people that have no fear of God in them!

Some people here are damn so annoying! Someone needs help, and all he keeps getting is useless dry jokes! Abeg!

@ dear OP. You have signed the "for better for worse" register. Just endure it a little while, it will definitely get better. Just pray God your wife gets pregnant soon, her libido will surely drop. Some women are like that, likewise some men. Just manage it for now. By the time the children start coming, believe me sex would be one of the very last things on her diary. Just enjoy it now, while the offer lasts. Women have expiry dates. Suck all the oranges now before your babies finish them for you.

But, I don't support the idea of doing it in traffic or in the office ooo. You both should at least have a sense of shame. What if...? Haaaa!
Just from me!

How much is it?

Quite touching! How I wish all mother inlaws can be like this! Mine is good either! She sends me dry fish and okporoko(stockfish) at times. You know. And I'm a good girl too. Sure!

Oooh my God! Someone, tell me to stop laughing!!!!

Report yourself to the real owner of the baby. Since he is good enough to be made love to, he should be good enough to marry you too. Don't "pin" an innocent man with another man's baby. God is watching. Kindly explain things to the former boyfriend, and move on with the owner of the pregnancy.

Always so "no" to premarital sex and unwanted pregnancies!

The baby don hammer! Thank God for her life.

That ya husband reminds me of a man from my village. I mean how can a man be this stingy to his own wife in this 21st century? Was it his father's aunt that match-maked the two of you? As I can see, there is no love in this marriage. He only married just because he was approaching 40, and all his village people were pushing him to marry!

My sister, marriage is sweet with the right person (sorry, I read one of your side comments)

Now, your sister-in-law is a big thorn on the bombom. She needs to leave your matrimonial home as soon as possible. But don't do it forcefully. Pray for her to own her own house soon, or possibly go for NYSC. She sees herself as the second in command after her brother(which shouldn't be).

You. You really need to be financially independent no matter how small. Try other skills to add to your bead-making. Why did I say that? Getting a good paying job now with your BSc(without any job experience since 5years) might be tough. Even with First class, with that 5years lacuna,it's not going to be easy. But with God all things are possible.

Pray harder, and try to overlook some trivial issues. Focus more on developing yourself to be independent.
Your kids are there to give you the joy than the world cannot give.
Take care!

See their head! Mumu them!

What do they want us to believe? One of their most powerful women almost lost her life yesterday in a fatal accident.
Things are just unfolding.
Who is making this frantic effort to frustrate the elections?
Politicians in Nigeria can never make heaven! They are always doing this or that, just to find their way in.

Lucialovely:
Invite your mother to mean no harm

You have better sense.

Dear OP Invite your own mother over. I believe both of them can fight it out. At the end of it, you and your hubby will now strike a balance. Some so-called husbands are so annoying when it gets to handling matters like this.
Your happiness is threatened in your own home? Abeg!

Me cannot handle it. But if u can, good for you.
To tell you how deep it is with me, I cannot marry outside my Christian denomination, not to talk of mixed marriage. Tufiakwa! I can manage a guy from another tribe; but compromise my religion? Mbanu!

pickabeau1:
Have u confirmed u r d owner of the pregnancy

Make me understand! Have they started confirming the paternity of an unborn baby here in Nigeria? Kindly tell us more!

You failed it from the beginning. But then, no megabytes for blames now!

Yes, you can get a lawyer, no problem. But going to court while in detention will not help you(well, except if you are well connected).

My advice - accept to marry her. Take your people to go and see her parents once (for formality sake, and for introduction). No marriage rite should be done again till she gives birth. Play safe, be a nice husband. After the baby is born, gently run a DNA test ; the result will define your next line of action.
And meanwhile, who says you cannot forgive your Ex? Both Holy Books preach forgiveness, I don't know your religious inclination. Just calm down and plan things out.
If the child is yours, learn to forgive. That's the price you will have to pay for fornication.
Accept her and the pregnancy for now. The stress is not worth it. I believe your earnings can carter for them both. Remember what you both shared together before you went separate ways. I can assure you 98% of women will do what she did, and even worse.
So, purge your mind with hyssop, accept her, and decide to be happy!

Sorry!

Ehm! OP, this thing is not cast in stone ooo. You never see mother inlaw wey wicked pass Patience Ozokwor! That's when you will realise that even loving her and buying her the whole Hollandaise and George in Balogun market will still not buy her love for you.
Just pray for a supportive husband, that's all. Mothers and sisters inlaw will definitely arrange themselves in their proper order. God bless you, your husband come be their breadwinner, hmm! You will become the Best Daughter inlaw in the whole wide world (because of what they stand to gain from you).