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Busta:
lol

@trooe

am with u on that note. Stingy men = no go area.

Me too with you @Busta and @trooe!!!

Sorry I don't date stingy or cheapskate guy! I had been thru in my previous marriage!! Does not survive at all!

pahtahkee:
Haha Oremi Uspry1,

Ma gbinyanju dada si oh.

Sho wa pa? Awon omo kan?

O dabo oh.

Ba wa ni pahtahkee! Se o wa pa?

Enjan mo pelu awon-omo kan mi ni wa nyanfu nyanfu . 

Ko ni evening?

pewekac:
you're all over nairaland, good thing. but i see that you're American, why then do you love Nigeria and nairaland so much? what other websites are you so engrossed in apart from nairaland? thanks.

@pewekac

I am not only one black American on Nairaland, there are several black Americans, Nigerian abroad, non-blacks as well as other non-Nigerians here on NL but stop posting or login as inactive sometimes or even rarely.

The same reason why you love Nairaland forum over other forum sites I have been there. Very popular, informative, humorous, and everyone from all over world, not just for Nigeria only, are involved in posting, debating, disagreeing, and/or whatever they are free to express their own opinions. Other forum sites were so bored to DEATH---nothing to excited or challenge me.

Nairaland gives you mixed emotionally: hilariously, excited, furious, bored, cursed, tear-jerk, or sympathy. Plus very addictive!

Not really, I love Nigeria, just like it very much with great desire to visit there someday but i find it interesting why American and the rest of the world hate Nigeria so much. It led me curiosity to research myself what Nigeria is all about beside 419/scam at the same time i met a real 419er on the lengthy YIM chat 2 years ago long before I joined NL member- - -not know what yahoo-yahoo boy mean.

At the end, I was glad that i was not victimized by a 419er, because the 419er told me that i was very stubbornly with my black heart to exhort him every resources he needs. Finally, 419er gave up confession telling me truth that he pretended to be a 55-years old deaf white British guy who sought my help getting passport replacement. Because of my deafness he thought he could trick me. Actually he was only 25 years old Nigerian jobless completely idiot village guy who desperately need money so badly by fooling American and deaf people he used cyber-cafe accessing Yahoo Member Directory.

However, I continue stubbornly recommended him seeking Nigeria-British embassy, non-profit organizations for the deaf, disability advocate agencies to obtain his lost passport, finding a place to stay, etc while being stranded in Nigeria electronically without giving him money! That's where I come in turning expert knowing a lot about immigration procedures.

As of result, he questioned me about how do I know so much about Nigeria culture, economic, language. He said i was too much- - -thought I had been to Nigeria before---I never did! I told him that i was member of Nairaland. He ran away from me, never bother me anymore. That's it!  

After that, I blocked only 3 yahoo boys from NL i easily detected. Often lot of new NL members popped up saying hi in YIM as I politely saying how are you in Yoruba language after I checked out their NL profile first---who they are, they insulted calling me bad name saying that I am Nigerian or yahoo boy in entire one year. I insisted that I am fully American woman. This year 2008, i removed my YIM id off my NL profile.

Upon my internet research while being member of NL, Nigeria is lagging far behind on the international microfinance investment on the ground of renewable energy solution---mostly in North Africa, South Africa, Ghana, Ivory Coast, Benin Republic and other poverty rural Africa had been granted receiving the largest amount of microfinance investment building on rural electrification hybrid renewable energy solution over 4 years now. That is why i chose Nigeria continuing to study learning more about Nigeria culture/language in preparation for me to understand Nigeria people better for my business.  I used to be motivation wanting to help Nigeria in the quality of electricity power solution and met one of two Nigerian guys from NL in order to work for me as my Nigerian business partner and travel companionship/charpone. He had already accommodated me fully as well as spoke with six business associates (both US and Nigeria).

Unfortunately, it does not accomplish my mission/goal due to inconsistence communications with my Nigerian business partner---I have not heard from him more than three months, therefore; i cancelled my plan visiting Nigeria for obtaining Nigeria incorporation kit and doing my feasible study proposal writing for my business with Nigeria Affair Department of Corporation appointment and stop writing on my business proposal to think about possible to change different country preferrable in Jamaica, Carribean, or South America in order to start all over re-writing my business proposal of hybrid renewable energy electrification system. By the way, I am very rusty learning in Spanish language I used to take 2-years Spanish foreign language course in both my secondary school and university for credit graduation requirement---I aced A+ grade. It was 20 years ago!!! No problem to re-learning Spanish again later.

See existing thread I was involved in my ideal electricity power resolution at below link:

Energy Policy: Non-existent In Nigeria?
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-93724.32.html

That was 5 years ago! August 14, 2003. The 4pm Thursday outage occurred quickly and rippled across a large area. Cities affected included New York, Cleveland, Ohio, Detroit, Michigan, and Toronto and Ottawa, Canada.

It was restored power the next day Friday 8am morning. Unknown cause and not terrorism attack.

USA Power Outage history refer to the poster's link provided mentioned above:

[list]
[li]Yesterday, February 26, 2008, south Florida at least 4 million residents had lost electricity recently.(CNN )[/li]


[li]12 years ago on August 11, 1996, USA had 9 Western states include part of Mexico last big power blackout that left 4 millions customers without power for 10 hours.[/li]


[li]In July 13 1977, New York City had left 9 million residents without power for up to 25 hours.[/li]


[li]In November 9, 1965, portions of New York, New Jersey, New England, Pennsylvania at least 25 million people had lost electricity for one day.[/li]
[/list]

No, I don't have step mom. My mom is real birth mom!

I am not scared of getting old. I already looked up my paternal grandparent now passed away, I saw their high sex active to enjoy their sex life NON-STOP when i was about 6-8 yr old.

I look forward getting old at the same time enjoying my sex life the same way as my paternal grandparent did!

I was small frame (petite) with 100 pound weight, natural delivery all the way both kids.

First kid - 23 hours my gyn doctor waited, waited, waited, waited for my damn water broke even though my contraction was very strong. I was asked for pain shot on my back prior to the delivery started. Then she go ahead poking and BROKE WATER to deliver my first child. Baby girl, my exhubby (at that time we were married 20 yr ago) was there in the delivery room to honor cutting her cord. My Gyn doctor sewn my torn vaginal.

Second kid - water broke, 1 hour trip to ER by my mom drove her car, delivered 15 minutes baby head already came out while waited for gyn doctor all the way traffic jam to ER. Nope, my exhubby was not there, missed everything! Because he was in hospital admission room to fill out paperwork afterhis night shift on the job he left.  He does not know anything about my personal information despite he know me very well 5 years. My mother was there to help my exhubby filling out. _{(read detail below)}

Yes, it was hell painful for whole 15 minutes waiting for my gyn doctor arrived to the ER from her home. I already in the deliver room to change clothes into hospital gown. I saw my pregnant elastic jean lot of blood spilled both pair. Two nurses were very PANICKED not know what to do because of my deafness at the same time see baby head already come out.

My gyn doctor scrubbed her hands in the delivery room yelled two nurses TO CALM DOWN bec she knew me very well as deaf patient giving nurses instruction sayng "PUSH, PUSH, PUSH". Very tiny, tiny, i mean micro-tear up vaginal--- No need to sewn up! She (gyn doctor) cut the cord up.

https://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/jko/lowres/jkon517l.jpg

Yes, 2nd child is baby boy! _{(both kids are 5 years apart).}

Finally my gyn doctor walked out left delivery room bumped into my exhubby saying,"Congratulation baby boy". He was confused saying,"not yet, i suppose to get hospital gown to get ready for delivery". My gyn doctor said," too late and no need dress up gown bec your baby son already born done---FINISHED".

My mother and exhubby entered the delivery room with astonished seeing me holding wrapped warm blanket baby son as soon as it ready to move into regular room. My exhubby asked me why don't I wait hold for him to deliver baby. i told him HELL NO I WAS IN PAINFUL even baby head already come out and NO WAY TO WAIT FOR HIM!

That is why my son nickname, SPEEDY. bec he born 15 minutes.   

some marriage is arranged, make unhappy couple.

some wife are frigid, lack of sex, or sex dysfunctional.

some wife nags caused hubby stressfully to cheat someone else

You girl can give the greatest gift to your man:

1) toy model Hummer 3

2) play money 5 millions dollar with picture frame.

3) toy gas tank filler to fill up Hummer 3.

Put them on the living room bookshelf with two spotlight shine on them as his museum.

How about Victoria Island, go beach honeymoon? ?

How about Abuja with nice hilly scenic view? ?

Hello ore mi! how you dey?

mo wa!

@pahtahkee

Yes, mo gbinyanju dada si writing Yoruba lingua!

Ground no level for me learning Yoruba lingua when naija ore mi are not online YIM. I oje lo ka iwe my own!

pahtahkee:


Oda oh! You are really trying and that is good! Ma gbinyanju dada si oh. Ko ni nice weekend too.

@pahtahkee

Mo dey show myself---trying to learn Yoruba writing.

"Ma gbinyanju dada si oh" i did not get it! Please translate them which is not found on Nigeria dictionary online.

@sly and @pahtahkee
Ati iwo naa ko rora je aye o weekend! i dey comot out town today odiola  Sunday!

Odabo @sly and @pahtahkee

[quote author=®~^Sly^~® link=topic=112004.msg1986898#msg1986898 date=1203719612]dropp'n by to show sum lov. . . .


bawo ni , seh o wa pa? [/quote] @sly, mo wa! Join my chat club and ko de yo ife. But i dey comot out town ni nice weekend!

Pardon me, according to Nigeria dictionary not found for "seh o wa pa?"

Sirenia - - - - - - - - Absent Without Leave
4odada

pahtahkee:
Haha Ore mi Uspry1. How una dey oh? You are trying in your Yoruba writings. Please keep it up.

Ma binu that I am just writing you now.

Ore mi Pahtahkee, mo ko ni nice weekend. Thank God's today is Friday. Mo no ma binu at you for writing me today.

I make my effort practicing mi Yoruba writings!

Haba! It IS A MUST!

don't miss it!

@pafun

The link you provided is a fake site.

---

2008 USA Diversity Visa (DV) lottery registeration period on October 3 to December 2, 2006 WAS OVER.

2009 USA DV lottery registeration period on October 3 to December 2, 2007 WAS OVER.

You have to wait for 2010 USA DV lottery registeration period will start on October 3 to December 2, 2008.

Winners will be selected by computer random draw and will be notified by postal mail. Winners will not be informed by email or by any other means other than postal mail. The mail will contain winning notification and further instructions. _{(Around March next year after registeration ended)}

Real official US DV lottery link: http://www.dvlottery.state.gov/

@poster

You must be new NL member, welcome!

You can upload your picture, your signature, your website URL on your NL profile. Then you have to create yourself advertising to seek for a wife on Dating and Meet-up section. Not on Romance section, wrong location/thread/board.

Nairaland is a public forum, not a socializing network like myspace, hi5, or facebook!!!!

Good luck!

For me, the greatest gift I can give to my ex-husband is A POODLE-SIZED DOG MADISON he can live at! Just kid!!!

Actually I don't have bf i can give the best gift!!! If I knew what my man has the great passion but don't have one, then I would give him the best gift.

@sly

I thought If i want check out your signature, i must leave my eyes out! LOL!!

Now I dig!

[quote author=®~^Sly^~® link=topic=114605.msg1986450#msg1986450 date=1203710075]sorry oo. . .wipe ya tears. . [/quote]Thank Sly, but should i comot you, because of your signature?

We NLers are not your relationship counselors to help you removing your SPIRITUAL WIVES out of your head in order to save your relationship with fiancee.

What a shame that you never meet REAL SPIRITUAL WIVES! You hurt your fiancee feeling during lovemaking! You DOESN'T REALLY LOVE your fiancee! Are you?

Dreamer is always Dreamer!!!! Lust is always lust!

@tommy

tommyex:
joke of the hour

I agree w/u!

Olumide7:
*Yawns*

Really!

Check out existing NL thread on the following links below:

Wireless Lan
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-101931.0.html

Wireless Router Connection
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-79459.0.html

odada:
EnVogue-------------------Dont let go!
4uspry1

I read written song lyric. Lol! Odada, wetin about your lovey-dovey gal you always chat over phone line/YIM daily?

@topic

En Vogue - - - Love Don't Love You
4 Odada, ore mi!

Please mark your calendar ---MUST SEE the challenges of remaking American Classic, "A RAISIN IN THE SUN".

TV channel: ABC TV-movie version

When: February 25, 2008 Monday at 8/7central.

Author: Lorraine Hansberry wrote in 1956 at age 26 took the title from Langston Hughes' "Harlem".

Description: a classic tale of domestic strife during the fledging civil rights era.

Cast: Sean Combs, Phylicia Rashad, Sanaa Lathan, and Audra McDonald

Original movies: 1961 portrayed by Sidney Poitier and Ruby Dee from Broadway hit stage to screen; and 1989 portrayed by Esther Rolle and Danny Glover on PBS' version that was nominated for three Emmys.

More episodes I left out below:

Back to You - 2 episodes start February 27. (FOX)

Men in Trees - mid-season starts Feb 27. (ABC)

Jericho - shocking twist starts Feb 26. (CBS)

Heroes - No new show until fall- - -when fans will get treated to a supersize season with more than 22 episodes! (NBC)

I guess nurses watch too much on following TV episodes they set VCR or TiVO recorder timer while working:
[list]
[li]House[/li]
[li]ER[/li]
[li]Private Practice[/li]
[li]Grey's Anatomy[/li]
[/list]

Your site is simpility but hard to read small font on web content. Make font bigger!

I saw the latest movie, "'why did I get married?" on DVD last week. It was good! I dislike 80/20 rules that i had been through my previous marriage.   

I love Tyler Perry and all his movies and theaters. I just missed back 2004 when he came to Kennedy Center in DC and invited us, deaf choir from my church as VIP backstage where we performed our gospel song in sign language.

After theater show ended, he knew how to sign "i love you" showing us deaf choir. _{(i was told by my church deaf choir/active member)}

Because I just joined my church new member in 2005. Anyway, we deaf choir do meet several black gospel singers/celebrities yearly either my church or guest church with deaf ministry served.