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Programming › Re: Develop A Career In IT (Software/Web Development) by uthlaw: 3:38pm On Jul 11, 2020
Lordpeckxy:
18months
12months
9months
7months
4months
prices ranges from #25000 to #40000
depends on the course you are undertaking...
your number pls....I stay in kakuri!
Sports › Re: Chelsea Will Surely Cause Problems For European Teams With These Lineups by uthlaw: 11:06am On Jul 11, 2020
Europa league is not premier league!
Sports › Re: Why Manchester United Won't Win The Premier League Next Season by uthlaw: 11:02am On Jul 11, 2020
And your English squad will come to champion league and be playing rubish....the like of aubemeyang,Leroy sane,Bruno fenandes are from where.when your English overrated player will go to other clubs with huge money and flop!
Sports › Re: Real Madrid Now Two Wins From Winnning La Liga After Beating Alaves by uthlaw: 10:51am On Jul 11, 2020
GoddyOra:
34th laliga crown in the bag. More glory to come for the los Blancos, meaning more shame and misery to Barcelona.
2nd trophy for the season whereas another club is heading for a "pichichi trophy". A Good time to be a madridsta.
pichichi trophy but won laliga 8times in 10season..without Val self some club won't smell it!
Sports › Re: Real Madrid Now Two Wins From Winnning La Liga After Beating Alaves by uthlaw: 10:49am On Jul 11, 2020
logon599:
This Madrid squad is overflowing with talent. Zidane started with Rodrygo, asensio and benzema; modric, kroos and casemiro, a team that are already good enough to face any opposition, yet he still had vinicius, isco, hazard, BALE, valverde, RAMOS, marcelo, james rodriguez shocked It's like you're on the cast of Game of Thrones. Too many big names. I think his most difficult task won't be on the pitch, but managing a dressing room with so many big names, and getting the best out of everyone.

Are you planning an upcoming building project and don't have a decent plan yet? Contact me to design the complete building drawings (architectural, as well as securing structural, mechanical, electrical and Bill of Quantities) all at VERY decent costs. See correspondence in my signature below or simply chat/call 0816 124 7898 to get started or see samples. Thank you
and still wait for Val to win match for them!
Business › Re: Who Can Train Me On Recharge Card Printing In FCT Abuja. by uthlaw: 1:42am On Jul 11, 2020
I also have interest in this!
Programming › Re: Develop A Career In IT (Software/Web Development) by uthlaw: 12:53am On Jul 11, 2020
How many months is ur training and price?
Agriculture › Re: I Supply Soya Bean. Yellow Maize, Groundnuts, Rice Paddy, Branded Rice. by uthlaw: 12:23am On Jul 11, 2020
Zbasunah:
Happy new year guys. I wish each of you a wonderful new year. I want to thank those who patronized our business last year. I want to say that we are deeply grateful. I also do want to apologize to every single person who we could not meet up with. Due to the year-end rush and high demand. I am here to serve you better.

For your soya bean, yellow maize, groundnuts, rice, palm kernel nuts in tons.
please kindly contact me. WhatsApp 09075721304
WILL BE GRATEFUL TO BE AT YOUR SERVICE.
do you have soya,how much per tonne?
Agriculture › Re: An Opportunity For OND Holders And Fresh Gradutes by uthlaw: 12:22am On Jul 11, 2020
whiteseed:
Tough activities like bush clearing and initial bed making will be given to casual workers. Every other activities will be handled by the accepted applicants.

Activities like: sowing seeds, soil sterilization, nursery set up, fertilizer application (side dressing and fertigation), frequent weeding, stakes installation for vines, pruning, spraying of agro chemicals at the right time, harvesting, bagging, etc. It involves energy draining [sub][/sub]oactivities, so, we aren't looking for supervisors.

Then, keeping data and well documented reports are required. Everyone interacts on whatsapp with a strategist who analyse constantly daily activities. We are looking for team players who are educated. People who will not cause confusion in the farm.

Everyone will be given a portion of the farm to tender and care for. To me, 2,000 tomato plants per person is not too much. So, that 5 people handle 10,000 tomato plants. In addition, the same people will have other responsibilities too.

All the responsibilities will be discussed and they are not subjects of public discussions here.

It is strictly a job for you to learn and you make some money for yourself. So, take it like we are teaching you. If you are coming for job and start controlling others that you are skillful, we do not require you.

We will discuss all activities with you, set a target for you, guide you in a way you make it easily, and if you meet up with the expected target, you are rewarded based on our agreement. For example, if a tomato plant should give 2kg fruits, we expect you to get around 2kg too. We will provide you all you need to get 2kg and you do not give any excuse you cannot get it. But our tomato variety yield far more than the example I made above.

I believe I have given you enough details. For more specific questions and clarifications, send me an email and I will attend to you.
location!
Romance › Re: What Is Wrong With Relationships Nowadays?? by uthlaw: 6:56pm On Jul 10, 2020
Nothing,guys are getting wiser!
Romance › Re: I dont think I will ever love any lady after I become rich and successful. by uthlaw: 6:51pm On Jul 10, 2020
Don't listen to any fucking advice....beside,love no dey pay bills!
Islam › Re: "Death Is The Gift Of The Believer" by uthlaw: 6:41pm On Jul 10, 2020
Factfinder1:
The wages of sin is death make Una stop dey post nonsense and I'm no head slammer Jesus the way the truth and the light
Jesus was a sinner that why he die,if the wages of sin is death,some don't suppose to die like your business pastors.....
Romance › Re: Man spend 9 million for a lady(photos) by uthlaw: 8:24am On Jul 10, 2020
No 1 fake story of 2020....which work the goat is doing to spend 8m on just mere pussy that is cheaper than pure water!
Romance › Re: Man spend 9 million for a lady(photos) by uthlaw: 8:22am On Jul 10, 2020
Twizzy30:
Lmao this story is so fake like nicki minaj tits. In less than 8 months you took her to Canada lol
leave am,na him fada get Canada!
Romance › Re: Never Trust A Guy Who Does These 10 Things by uthlaw: 8:20am On Jul 10, 2020
MiaB:
Never trust any guy.
better oooo and never trust any babe also!
Politics › Re: How Petitions On Tinubu’s Bullion Vans Landed Magu In Trouble by uthlaw: 8:16am On Jul 10, 2020
Before you arrest him,arrest all ex president and vice....beside he did not work under federal government!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Kaduna Job Vacancies 6th - 12th July 2020 | Job Openings Of The Week by uthlaw: 1:13am On Jul 10, 2020
Hwf ma nigga....pls can you help me get job in kaduna
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Make 6 Figures As A Student by uthlaw: 1:00am On Jul 10, 2020
07039397858
Sports › Re: Why Is Betting So Difficult? by uthlaw: 11:01am On Jul 09, 2020
Another method is 2odds daily.but note,not everyday you win!
Politics › Re: Ganduje Dollar Video Played On Edo Biggest Roundabout Billboard by uthlaw: 10:46am On Jul 09, 2020
Viktom:
What is left is for Obaseki to play the video where Oshiomohle called Ize-iyamu thief.



PDP 1-0 APC. end of first half.
Edo no be Lagos.
Edo no b Lagos but them go shock u...I don't no y u guys still support APC and PDP!
Romance › Re: The Street Betting Of A Rude Rich Girl by uthlaw: 11:26pm On Jul 08, 2020
Dreyton36:
Episode 9
...................

We discharge home straight, as a sharp guy I drop for junction she drive home , he puna don dey pain her , but wetin concern me

I use leg trek enter street from the junction, I enter the bet9ja shop asap

Me: guy e no go even reach the last 6days left , tomorrow I go bring her come here and kiss her , abi no be wetin una want be that ?

Bet9ja: yes na , u sef funny ooo , u go kiss her tomorrow?
Abi na juju u want use ?

Me: guy bone talk , too much talk no dey full basket laye

Bet9ja: na Lele na , Tomorrow go reach , (laughed)

Everybody there just they laugh me Sha
I enter house go sleep cuz I don do enough work for the lambo babe body already
I no call the babe yet , after 2hrs I call her say I just they come now now now

In 20mins time my babe come house they explain how them steal her phone

Babe: I just left my friend's place now , she said her pussy is paining her (she laughed)

Me: (acting like i don't know what's up ) how ? Did she explain to you what happened to her ?

Babe: yes she did

Me: she did?

Babe: yes , she said her ex boyfriend made love to her so bad , and her pussy is now on fire

Me: eyaaah the boy must be a good fucker ooo

Babe: the surprising thing is that she always complains that her ex isn't good in bed , now it's d same ex that is sexing her so bad

Me: maybe he used sex tablets

Babe: I think so , she can't walk properly right now

For my mind , na wa ooo , I suppose collect trophy for Bleep matters ooo
I don cripple big man pikin kpekus , make she maintain herself before soldier go change my destiny to shoemaker own oooo
Solider they change people destiny with slaps

I sleep off

Around 11pm I wake up make I check my bet9ja game wey I book ahead for weeks
I just open my phone see sms from lambo

"Hello Kay , I have not been able to hold myself , my pussy is paining me , you bleeped me too much , right now I am in pains
One of our security noticed the way i was walking, instead of him to ask me what happened, he called my dad instead , and right now my dad's been disturbing me to tell him what Happened to me , I told him it's just mere pains , he has called my mom to check up on me in the morning"
*Just wanted to tell you how I'm feeling bye* love you

shocked shocked shocked which kind wahala be this now ehn ?
My mind no rest again
Anyway thank God my game enter I win 206k

In the morning I go cash out , I no wan waste time for the bet again , I just call the lambo babe make she meet me for the bet9ja shop wey she drop me yesterday

In 20mins time she just come , she no drive car , she just take bike seems it's close

Guys just shock they look me like say I be 2pac Shakur (all eyes on me)
She hug me , I hold her join body , I use one hand grab her ass , kiss her deeply

Me: how are you feeling now darling

Babe: you almost killed me, my pussy still hurts a bit , I had to take some pills

Me: when next are u gonna let me hit that pussy one more time

Babe: not anytime soon , u are a rough rider

I kiss her deeply again and again make those guys see clearly
I just tell her say make she go wait me for house and gist with her friend
She go my house , I use dick humble her rudeness grin

The bet9ja guy send 550k to my acct , I tell am to keep 100k for himself and we use 50k shayo and eat meat
No blame me , i like enjoyment

As I dey shayo , naim somebody just nack me better strong belt for back
I look back na soldier ooo

Chai which kind wahala be this , I they try ask am wetin I do , na slap be the answer
Them put me inside boot of Camry , I be like indomie carton

Them carry me go barracks wey they ikorodu, odogunyan , opposite pz cussons company
For those who know there

I chop beating of my life
Las Las them give me sharp warning to never come close to the girl again oooo
Na the aboki man opposite their house naim burst my ass (secret)
From the day she give am number to give me, since that day I notice how he they behave

Las Las them release me after 4days of torture , barracks no be wetin person suppose to go oooo

Them work her papers fly her out , ensure say she stay off social media

My other babe later hear the whole matter , according to her

When she they wonder where I don go for days , she go ask that bet9ja guy wey I dey always go he place
The mumu tell her the whole story
She felt betrayed and she called it quit

Later I realise say she no be get belle , she just like how I Bleep her

That's the end of it
More stories are gonna come up
Follow me on Instagram @ kelly_dreyton on Facebook it's Kelly dreyton
I no like Twitter

In case y'all want to know how I spent the 550k
Follow my Instagram account you'll understand

I process visas to any country incase you wanna travel , it's legit , we can meet one on one
you do football pakage,Germany or France,if yes....how much is the price!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Virtual Assistant Needed In 36 Locations by uthlaw: 3:10pm On Jul 08, 2020
ChurchPlus:
An online media company is in need of Virtua[url][/url]l Assistants to work remotely from 36locations in the country.

1.Adequate training will be provided.

2. Valid means of Identification e.g National Identity Card compulsory. Ok

3. Minimum of SSCE certificate.

4. If interested, send your CV + your scanned valid means of identification to jogadmedia@gmail.com

5. All correspondence for this vacancy is online.
can I send international passport as means of identify!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: DGSREM Best Ever Home Based Job Opportunity by uthlaw: 3:04pm On Jul 08, 2020
07039397858
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: All You Need Is Data To Earn Little Money... Drop Ur Email by uthlaw: 3:02pm On Jul 08, 2020
ojun50:
All you need is data to earn from 1k above
ibikemi4life@gmail.com
Romance › Re: Cheating Wife. Advise Needed by uthlaw: 5:10am On Jul 08, 2020
Don't even bothered to read nairaland ladies advice!
Romance › Re: What If You Discover You're Pregnant After Breakup? by uthlaw: 6:35pm On Jul 07, 2020
donbachi:
If the break up was as a result of she cheating on me....we plenty.so,make she put am on the next guy's head.

but,no cheating on me..na her womb.
correct!
Politics › Re: If Only Igbo And Yorubas Could Unite, If Only by uthlaw: 10:41am On Jul 07, 2020
We don't care working with you,continue voting your PDP,is either Yoruba become president 2023 or nothing for both of us....hausa will never both igbo neither will Yoruba!
Politics › Re: If Only Igbo And Yorubas Could Unite, If Only by uthlaw: 10:39am On Jul 07, 2020
junketer:
2015 was the best opportunity for the south to unite but we all know what the yorubas did. Fool me once........you know the rest.
Our problem in the south is yoruba moslems.
because your Jonathan was so folish not to appoint any Yoruba in top 20 federal positions!
Sports › Re: I Saw In A Vision Ronaldo Won The FIFA Ballon D'or To Equalize Messi. by uthlaw: 10:43pm On Jul 06, 2020
With penalty goals!

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