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If it was one sweaty big-ogo, flat headed man that insulted Davido, crowd will pass through internet, find him, throw tire and burn him.
But now, it's a "fine" girl. Nobody doing anything.

Moral of Nigerian living? Always dress well and paint your face. You will get away with anything

dingbang:
I detest candles, they should banned in the country

… and electricity given to the whole nation?
I've been alive for over 40 years now, and I'm still not seeing this electricity in Nigeria...

sweetrace:
Did she not insult the lecturer by questioning her integrity? Is the lecturer not old enough to be her mother? If she can tell someone who is in a position of authority over her ‘bleep you’, she probably has no respect for her own mother.

The lecture is old or is young is not the point of the issue. The girl accused the lecturer of exam malpractice.
Stop bringing this African respect to simple case of cheating. The girl has seen the lecturer as unjust and is accusing her for her offence. It is left for the lecturer to dispute the claim.

ShawttySoFyne:
Some lecturers can be very annoying but then she could have just ignored

Of what use is all the education we are getting in Nigeria if we cannot solve simple problems?
Problems and rubbish exist because of corrupt practices. Corruption can be said to be if one is unjust. Doing something morally wrong.
The girl went to point out to the lecturer that she is doing something morally wrong.
The problem with Nigerian students unlike this girl, is that they all want to pass exams and enter into society and continue doing immoral activites, cheating, stealing, bribing ... then come on social media and open their mouth to blame government for all their hardships.

[quote author=spiralwedge post:=75806086]I scrolled from page 1 and no one even dared to upload a Nigerian public toilet... Una no try o[/quote]Such are disgusting places. You only want to jump in and fly out. The last "Public" toilet I used (whenever I use one) is in shoprite. Yes Shoprite that Oyibo South Africans built for us to enter and flex.

Offpoint:
Build something of that structure in Nigeria and watch her citizen ruin it in less than a year... Don't even think about it in Lagos, one slowpoke will shít in custard rubber and dump it beside the toilet. The country should be sold to China and her citizens evacuated to Mar for scientific research purpose.
An average Nigerian was born, is born and will be born with the "I don't care attitude" "It's not my property attitude".... Try to correct them and they'll give you the "Na your papa get am" attitude.

It's all about Education. The school teaches the children how to sh1t, maintain equipment etc. and the parents enforce that at home, because they already have toilet in their house.
You know that we don't all have toilets in our houses in Nigeria. Even the teacher teaching the students may not even have toilet in his house. So what is he teaching?
A teacher is a master, a leader. One who teaches from HIS OWN examples. He should have his own car, his own house, his own everything. It is his experience of using all these things that he teaches you the student.
SO, are our teachers paid proper wages to earn any of these things? The answer is NO. Therefore, the nigerian teacher is Blind! The Blind cannot lead other blind. They will both fall into a hole.
Who's fault? We the people who elect corrupt and empty leaders who have nothing to lead us about, except siphon our money and fly overseas to London to enjoy oyibo facilities. This is democracy. We are the fault that selected bad leaders to lead us.

Redman44:
In 2013, I tried to use a public toilet in Ibadan, Oyo State. It was not dirty as I expected but it was a Pit Latrine kind of toilet . And I paid like 20 Naira to use the place. In 2013, there should have been no Pit Latrine public toilets in Nigeria. And there were Banks and Business Shops in the area where the row of toilets were located. Very Sad experience I had. There should have been a borehole near the toilet with enough taps in the toilet cubicles themselves with wash hand basins, toilet seats etc. Nigerians will gladly pay 200 Naira to use the toilets if they are modern, well maintained and stocked with toilet rolls every hour. If we have these kinds of toilets all over the nation, toilet roll companies will spring up and flourish. People will have jobs as Cleaners who will be paid to clean the toilets and tidy the environment hourly and daily. Let us start thinking.

Ibadan is a hill land. Water in a community is supplied by water works. This is a rather large corporation that is owned by the government. They get the water from a river or a borehole, and then lay pipes allover the city, piping the water to homes and businesses. They also maintain the pipes from leaks due to rust, heat expansions, construction works that can break the pipes by accident and nefarious individuals who want free water without paying water bill.

Do you think Ibadan has the government or discipline to create and maintain such infrastructure? This is the way it is done in developed countries. Read up any British Standard, ISO or ASME publications2/codes on water distribution.

Ibadan is a village. There's no light. Pit latrine is their standard. Low or zero maintenance cost.
No need for pumps, NEPA, generator....

samsam2019:
what kind of daft an contradictory comment is this?



You said we have it some public places but we don't know how to maintain it.


Now the question is; is it up to us to maintain it as an individual or the govt? At the end of the day the govt should rightfully take the blame. It's a PUBLIC property and should be maintained by the GOVT! not us

You need to understand the workings of society. A good government has a vision for it's people. Sets up infrastructure and employs workers to maintain it. Then pays the workers for their work..

If the infrastructure is getting bad and the govt is refusing to maintain/pay workers for maintenance, then it is the duty of the biggest boys in society to buy that infrastructure as private property (privatization) and go through the finances of employing and paying workers to maintain it.

If the biggest boys do not want to make that infrastructure work, it is the duty of the society/community to come together as a group and manage and maintain the property/infrastructure thing.

It is you that the sh1t is catching. You need to use that toilet. Govt may or may not be bothered about you and your sh1t. In their mind, they have built toilet and handed it over to you.

Ehiscotch:
People like this one never tey for the abroad.

Let him enjoy the Euphoria of life.
The first time I entered church oversea, I saw old people white hair full the church.
I was very displeased with the entire young people for not going to church to even thank God with great celebration for giving them 24hrs NEPA, Landline phone, internet in every home, fine road with no potholes, traffic light that works, no hot sun, fine-fine effizy clothing that is affordable, shoe, watch, phone, eduction, teachers attending lectures, CLEAN TOILET EVERYWHERE, no beggars on the street, fine powerbike, instead of okada, trains working, busses working.

When we Nigerians are praying and begging God for these basic things, them Oyibo, that have it have forgotten to thank God... To even pray. If God make their NEPA take their light now, their nyash will open..

olioxx:
As I am like this ehn,
I am just nairalanding, playing game, chatting on Facebook Messenger, Whatsapping and drinking Origin.
I cannot come and kill myself.
My sympathy goes to all NYSE corper, those people whose wedding have been cancelled and to others whom it may concern.
I want to tell you all that,

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The Lord is your Strength!!!

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I am neither Atikulated nor Buharified nor Soweregated, but I am highly visaficated(getting a visa is of HIGH priority).

So you are running? You must be Runti!

EmekaBlue:
heaven is by force,even if its through back gate/fence

Better go prepared. Not like the man who refused to put on the wedding garment and entered heaven. The King came, saw him, asked him how he entered without the garment... Man couldn't answer. King told the guards to throw the man outside for weeping and gnashing of his teeth.

Poanan:
Don't not listen to bad pieces of advice. I was told that whenever a man wants to marry, confusion sets in.

You was told?
I wasn?t cinfused before marrying. I knew exactly every damn thing I wanted.

enemachris:
You are a confused person my guy. Free her, u a here saying another thing. What do u want us to tell u now? i pity those wasting their precious tim to advise u.

The guy sef dey vex me. And that's how his mind will be left and right without focus until the girl will notice it and vex for him.

XaintJoel20:
She doesn't have any of those "deformities" you listed up there.
She is better educated than myself as she has done her Msc while I am yet to further after by Bsc program.

I think it's a thing of the heart. Even when I try to fake it to make her happy, I know deep down that it's not real...

This girl is sounding more prepared and focused than you. I think that is your problem. She's a nice girl, but she's more prepared and advanced than you.
Better leave her and find the person that you are ahead of. Somebody that can learn from you, that sees you as their goal, dream leader etc.
You and this girl will oneday be fighting to wear the same trouser.
Waka comot now.

calculator123:
Nigerians with their destroy mentality. When you destroy the natural habitat of these animals, you don't expect them to be happy na. The snake became a threat because they threathen it first. Animals respect humans alot provides you reciprocate.
Every animal isn't for food, let us change our thinking a eg

We have moved into the city. The animals should move out to the bush.
As much as I try to reason with your point of view, I am yet to see you or others that hold your view, fall into this snake situation and handle it to the end without killing the snake.
That's right. You run away from snake infested areas and then blame those who have to live there (cheap land, cheap rent) for killing the snake.
What else are they supposed to do if not kill the snake?

Touchypro:
What is the essence

Give glory to God and rejoice in his creation.
Lizzard, and other animals and plants are also in this same Nigeria, eating, borning pikin and flexing.
Why is it only human beings that decide to gum their two legs and brain in one spot and complain?
keep close to God and he will show you life.
Run from him and only meet death.

Ttipsy:
APC is a useless party

d/dx(sin x) = cos x.

Anybody that doesn't agree should go to Somalia. That's my own.

ezehy:
If na abj, I swear them for don clear them since cause that's the road they pass everyday

So only the road that president passes is good?

[quote author=Charmingrascal post=75685856][/quote]His place is Nigeria.

What of the 20year old UGLY FUTO undergraduate? Don't ugly girls kill their own boyfriend as well?
It's as if the blogger was also eyeing the girl, that's why he only saw the pretty one but missed the UGLY girlfriend that killed her boyfriend and his whole family.

You won't like yourself with 4Gb RAM O.
Make it 8Gb RAM minimum, 2GB graphics card, 1600 x 900 pixel monitor, AC in the room and 24/7 electricity (inverter, UPS etc). If not you will lose concentration and get upset.
Also internet access to check help online frequently.
It's a rather tough one for Naija environment.

chizzypresh:
I wonder what he will tell God

Even if God opens the whole heaven and tells the man to enter, the man will not, because of shame.

SweetJoystick:
Say no to jungle justice, if it must be done it should done to the likes of Tinubu, El Eufai, Amaechi, Saraki, David Mark.......

But Nigerians are cowards. They will molest women and girls, steal their pant, beat up and burn fellow men because of N1000 Nokia torchlight. Then scouer away like darkness that cannot face light, when they meet the evils of politicians.

Mk17:
I knew you copied this useless stuff from a movie

Well, there is a short documentary on YouTube.

GenSpecifics:
Are they flogged in the process of undergoing such drills?

Ah ah?
Oyibo wey no dey flog pikin. Na man dem go flog?

Alaska90:
Nigeria is full of educated ignoramuses. A land where everything is wasted.

So the animal should be running up and down? Wild animals and humans do not live together. If you want to protect
animals, build a game reserve. We already have game reserve. At least people don't go there to kill animals. They are
reserved.

adeom141:
Even if animals beg for mercy,Nigerians will still kill them...

Animals don't beg

Yankiss:
Too sad. How authentic will be any confession from this man? I hate snake so terribly that I am ready to tell you I am guilty even if not guilty, only if it will free me from that fearsome reptile. I can't even touch a dead one the size of a broom stick not to talk of this Giant snake that can construct and swallow victim. Haba.

Dear, everything can be mastered. You are afraid because you have never tried.

SouthSouth1914:
What a sad story! Blacks are always used for experiments... why lord??

When we would not learn to live together in one country. Always fighting village tribe vs village tribe. The whites are unable to see
our villages. All they know is country. They see Nigeria as one country and assume we all all one, like all UK, or all Germany or all America.

fibonacci2526:

You have abi you no have?

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Asquare84:
The part of Nigerian I am from we don't eat snail what you are wasting your time to rear if you go to my village stream you will see them everywhere and nobody eat them

So if we carry you to another part of Nigeria you will eat snail.