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Where is computer? I can't see any equipment. Just road, house and one oyinbo and people

daddytime:
See the shameless lazy dimwitted reprobate of a youth sunning his teeth and smiling for the cam..

Shameless thieves looking to invade a farm they never planted for a harvest. Little wonder they are always met with gruesome deaths in the course of trying to enjoy the proceeds of their evil crimes.

it is so annoying. For a white person to speak pidgin to you, means that they don't value your education at all. And have come down even below the level they used for our forefathers. Then the idiot is proving her right again by brushing teeth openly as if brushing teeth is a house decoration to be displayed in the parlour.

BubuZombi:
Dino... I dare you to go Snatch Ballot Box On Saturday And See What I Will Do To You

If you wan hear Elections update for Hell, Snatch Ballot Box

Why should he snatch ballot box?

Well, the Oyibos better know the type of Nigerians they speak pideon to. After all our eductional system in English, Waec, SSCE, JAMB, university, all in English, graduates still cannot speak it. Oyibos will now code into that assuming that all nigerians are educationally backwards with an inability to express themselves in English.
I no dey carry this one play O. Let no oyibo try that nonsense with me. Well, they never did when I lived in their land.

Stealthwaterz:
Oh yeah!, like those black american US Citizens shot dead by police officers for nothing nd d officer being cleared by d US judiciary abi?. our ballot boxes matters!, d lives of peaceful innocent Nigerians matters!.

Oga, Black people in America are shot for the sole purpose of "flexing". White people really hate that. They will say they are doing equal rights. Once you, black, interprete that to mean blowing your trumpet, lowering your trouser to expose your boxer shorts, they will just find one psychological way to corner and shoot you.

decatalyst:
Let them continue to shout!


Why should a sane individual snatch ballot box for the selfish interest of another individual?


Why?

So the punisment for insanity is death? So all those insane people in pychiatric ward, we should just forget their treatment and punish them more by killing the all?

.... The cameras did not capture any images because the battery was dead....
....We were unable to charge the batteries for the cameras becuase of no power. The standy generators that were to be used......
.....the man dat use to ON the gen di not come.

This is the news you will hear later. Are we not in Nigeria again.
We have purchased secret ko.
We have sold cameras ni.

Starboytwo:
I just shake my head reading comments here.... I don't care if you a lady or whatever if you lay your hands on me, then i will proceed to beat you up(albeit small Sha) but I'd Sha beat you .....


As for the super hero... Consider him dead...

Oga, take it easy o.
If you lose control and hit a woman (as a man yourself), the woman (being a Nigerian) will fight you back.
You would not like to be beaten by a woman, so you will increase your energy. Before you know it, the small beat that you thought you wanted to beat her will change to Mortal Kombat.
When she dies in your hand, that is when devil will leave you, your eye will open like Judas. And you will be filled with great regret.

Don't beat anybody. Abeg!

sykeng:
The keke driver is even lazy, d man from the jeep is even of equal stature with him, why not fight him and teach him some lesson

The jeep man is very stupid to have hit the Keke guy. What if the Keke guy (being so lazy) just fell down and died? What will the jeep man say? Is that not murder?
No body should hit anybody.
Just hold the Keke man's hand and pull him away from the woman.
DO NOT PUNCH. Stop trying to impress the woman.

ledaman:
No matter her offence,you don't lay your hand on a woman bro.there are better ways to deal with woman.

And no matter what happens, LAY your hand on a man?

How does this compute?

xianah:
I love what he did ,U don't beat a woman no matter what u let it be .

You love that he beat a man?
So we should not beat a woman, but we should beat a man?
Why?

[quote author= post=75935966]WHAT A SHAME!![/quote]Shame? The whole thing is scripted
If a man is really fighting the wife, it will be like wrestling, WWE. Punch, blows and real 100% body slam.
This guy is just playing on the ground. They both know what they are doing. Its just to trend on social media.

dollytino4real:
n.a. real fight or play play fight? dis kind lady u dey tie her join bed over nite to reset her brain

The thing looks like play-play
Probably they did it to trend on social media. If it is a real fight, the man would have been extremely violent and would not fall on the ground and lie down so quickly.

Chicagoesontop:
Wait ooo let me ask .. Is It Only Nigeria That Conducts Election, Why Am I Not Hearing Such Horrible Things During Other Coutries's Elections

You know how many people have killed each other in Sudan?
Congo nko?
Rwanda nko? E reach millions O. Just them versus theirself.

Dollabiz:
love is blind

Love is sacrifice. If the boy loves the girl, he will earn enough money, justly, honestly to rent a house, buy food, marry the girl properly and take care of his new family.
Carrying prick to pursue toto is not love. It's lust, promiscuity, fornication. Somebody always dies. Most times the innocent unborn child they both produce.

Vince77:
Too many idiiots here. You say he is right to flog them in public, but you don't know their offense.

It's a simple offence of Girlfiriend-Boyfriend without any job, money or responsibility. Such kind of people endd up pregnant and the boy and girl will both murder the unborn child.
Thus the reason for the flogging. IF both were gainfully employed or able to pay house rent and gift their families some stipends, they would be encouraged to marry instead.

MartinCorridon:


" Spare the rod and spoil the child"

The young boy was trying to apply the same principle

I would never forget a pal who forgot a bluefilm (porn ) in the Family's VHS player in secondary school days.

The beating from his strict dad had no Part 2

What made him even bring the blue film to his parent's house in the first place? Surely he must have learnt something from his parents.

Mineohmine:
Uche scondus, why do you like to snatch balot box?

... must the punishment for that be death?

I'm sure Nigeria is a metric country and we count in Kilometers.
Which one is 50,000 miles again?
All the cars, buses, lorries, bikes i have ever entered in this Nigeria were calibrated in Km like this image below.
Where are you people entering your own cars?

it's as if, the more gadgets you have the more you stress yourself checking this and that. Somebody cannot drive car again without doing full engineering course?
Check which wire?

donogaga:
This is exactly the challenge I am having right now. My gauge ain't working fine, I wouldn't know what the problem is.

It displays false reading.

Kind of annoying when you're trying to analyse the issue, and Kazeem just tells you, "Oga go buy fuel put".

grandstar:
Only a stupid man with a death warrant will sleep with a married woman. There are lots of free women out there for Pete sake. Don't take what belongs to another.

That also goes for ladies

Don't go around sleeping with any women. If you start with single ladies, you will surely progress to married women.
Don't do it! Date, marry and then sleep with your wife.

Dozie32:
Chai!! When will I wake up and see 20k in my account? Talk more of dreaming Roll Royce in my garage?

Keep away from time wasters. Be a quiet achiever. Stay away from social media, unless you know how to use it to make money.

Rolls Royce can't keep up? Their working day and night?
I can help na. Abi are people not ready to work on this forum?

Preshy561:
Yes oo.
Same with women, a woman must have 2 or more men who she fvcks anytime she wants.
That's the rule of nature.

The way of flesh leads to death.

XTHRONE:
Not always true, it all boils down to destiny. There is this guy, MAma by name, dude was a no body wen he was in Nigeria, he fled Nigeria to Spain, in a space of time , dude is raking money, he is now into politics, I tell u, if he were to be in Nigeria he will still be a no body, over there u meet folks that are and will be willing to assist u, their environment ain't hostile, but then abroad pass abroad, don't compare Cambodia with Estonia, people going tru Libya desert to cross over to Europe , I swear they get mind, those that made it never wish to come back, that reminds me of the guy that committed suicide in Italy when he was denied residency permit,.is about destiny.abroad rewards hard work, Nigeria hard work is rewarded with luck. Just luck, if u ain't lucky in Nigeria, u will end up nothing. I stand to be corrected though, no law is static in nature, everything is subject to change, but I believe it is far better and easier to succeed over there than here.

Exactly what do you mean by "Into" politics? What does he do?
It's very easy for one to take nice pictures overseas and post on facebook, whereas they may be a jobless, homeless benefit beggar.

Sos what is this "into" poliics this guy is doing?

Factfinder1:
So is this a way of telling us to patronise fetish things

This one and traditional marriage go hand in hand. Oyibos don't go to any village. Family meet each other, greet and allow their children marry in church.
But Nigerian will tell you, "you have not met me until you leave the city, come to my village, carry palmwine and calabash front and back, kill 12 cows and throw colanut front and back. Then you can go and marry".
Are these not fetish practices as well? Whom are we deciving?

chiefqueen:
Aren't you stupid? I thought people have grown to stop speaking of women like we're inanimate objects. What do you mean by used and reused? When will all this slut shaming and demeaning stop? Don't EVER say this to anyone who is actually educated to avoid embarrassing your family. Disgrace to human race. Pfft

Ah? But we are seeing the women and girls opening legs up and down with pride on social media na?
My mother, my sister, my wife are not of such category. And I don't expect any member of my family to do so.
As much as one will mind their business, one picture, or gossip or website link willl fly into your phone to show you these used and reused, married, abortion and dumped girls.
We should not have phone again?

Sultty:
In a developed country they dear not try that. They can only happen in one particular shiit hole country

I lived in UK once. I passed by a mosque or two during prayer. They didn't even shout "Allah wakaba" when they were praying. When I told some muslim friends that theiy used to shout it in my country O, they were supprised.
Well, we can only walk gingerly and carefully in this Nigeria. Let us not go and die for nothing.

Sultty:
It's because it's Nigeria that's y u can try that and still back it up with what a prophet did try it in a saner country na jail u go do honeymoon

If you go and arrest these guys and call it pedophilia, they will say you are attacking their religion. They too will attack your own religion by burning down one church or beheading one person preaching on the road. What will you do then?

Hector09:
Nigerians are the must gullible people on earth, every body should boycott the stupid election

I understand you. Neither candidate is good. But the only reason for the election is to push out one candidate and try the other one. Left to me, Nigerian election should be done every 6 months. They will sit up by force.

Atiku has 28 children. Let's wait let all of them talk before we comply