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Melancho:
Guys if you want to fight, fight your fellow man. Don't fight women. Are you a chicken? Bitch ass fools!

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Go an arrest all the men fighting women. Oya be going.

.Before I start throwing stones at them, I would just like to know, does anybody outside Lagos "Make it"?
I know that if I ask the 3 of them, they will say things are hard, no job, no opportunities, no nepa, no this and that. That those who tend to make it are in Lagos.
Can everybody move over to Lagos?
Had they continued spending their money and even donating it in church without anyone knowing how they got the money, everybody on this thread will not condemn them as we are doing now. Because we too are wicked.

coolestchris:
Lagos people

Dangote and Bill Gates that are billionaires did not say I should contact them o.

anonymuz:
The man should just seperate, cos this days most women we deal with are feminist. That thing is spreading like viruses

...spreading through Instagram...social media..

Offpoint:
lol, then there will be more "Husband killed wife because of properties" headlines on nairaland.

People will just start killing each other. Finish.

dominique:
I like this rule. Our men have been conning their wives into contributing to develop property acquired in their name only to kick her out when things get sour. It doesn't matter whose name the propety is in, as long as it was acquired while in the marriage, both parties have rights to it.

What do you mean by "Our men"?
Are men reared like poultry chicken together, and you go and select one that you like? When wahala comes, you generalise that all men are same?

I don't understand your " Our Men" claim.
Please explain it clearly.

privaldo:
How is his boxer's now your business, can't people see some things and ignore.
That is how on one thread I read residents publicly disgraced a couple who were having sex in their car.
If I may ask how is it their business, isn't it the couple's love live.

#MindYourBusiness

It's called "indecency". And it is a crime. All those are categorised along with Sucide. It's your life o. But if you attempt to kill yourself and fail, you will be arrested. If nothing is done about such, society reverts back to Sodom and Gomorrah, a useless unproductive place.

Zombiekiller010:
Imagine a Nigeria without this set of Animals

Everybody is capable of stupid things. There are evil, stupid people in every country round the world. America has plenty.
I'm talking people that when you look at how they are behaving, you need strong slave trade chain to tie your hand to prevent yourself from SLAPPING nonsense out of them

oboy81:
That's the Same Thing on my mind, this guy doesn't care he is just Catching fun.
The same Corruption that he has been a big beneficiary from

You have now completed lesson 101 of politics.
Nobdy reall gives any **** about politicians so far their source of livelyhood is yeilding result.

We shall now proceed to lesson 201. How far with your own runs?

Pointguardusa:
Some people are so dumb on this platform that they can't understand a joke. What he means is that they will suffer for their looting /crime. GOSH!

By their spelling errors you shall know them. Don't get upset over this Nairaland comments. But it's scary to think that these same guys are out in real life with you.

Saintsami:
Nigerian has come again.
Please, how did they captured the strike in act?
like they have already knew that would happen right?

It's one Amerian video on youtube. It was a very random occurence captured on film.

AnanseK:
Of all the productive things you know which one can produce children?

Every man in Nigeria should own carpenter tools, and physically do the work in his back yard. All males from 12 years up. Spend energy cutting and shaping wood and allow women rest. Throw away mobile phone and all the pornography inside it.

netflicks:
He should have at least begged by using words like

Let me just feel it pls

Okay just the cap

Or 5 mins I won't stay long, I will cum on time

It's very sad. He was not able to beg since all his emotions were at the other extreme, anger. He demanded everyday and got angrier and angrier.
I pity the kids. No parents for them anymore.

donbenie:
Begging is a shameful act,which if done by an able bodied man or woman should be frown upon and not encouraged..

The fact that it is not a Criminal act does not make it any less despicable..

Stealling, corruption, bribing, jumping queues, not studying but praying 27hrs for miracle success, abortion, masturbation, tribalistic insults and comments .... They are all SHAMEFUL acts.
But we have all condoned such behaviour.
Therefore, let social media be filled up with beggars till it collapses.

CosmicPhoenix:

you dont have money to eat but you can subscribe on your phone abi


shameless beggers everywhere

What do we want again? We reward mediocrity in this nation. There's no correlation between honest hard work and financial earnings. We see them, We know them.
Hence, let us all KUKU enter social media and BEG out way to wealth.
AFTER ALL, do you question your neighbour how he got his money? Since we all refuse to do this then let beggars beg all over social media and make ends meet.

BORNTOSUCKPUSSY:
very good kill more of them more bullets to their gunss next level ne fa insha allah sai baba...mai gaskiya

You are happy that human beings are killed?

JOTE:
what is the meaning of "lala"

That's the short name for a moderator on this platform, Nairaland who likes bringing topics about snakes to the front page of the website.
His name is Lalasticlala.

pupsyd:
A time is coming that there won't be snake again in Nigeria

Don't worry. Snake will always be inside the forest or zoos.
As for people and snake living in thesame plot of land? Haba forget it O. You sef can't do that.

SealTeam6:
Lot's of things you can do bro... Buy a phone then resell ir at a higher price.

Electronic devices and their useless depreciation?

Shaev7:
Before nko? Enemy of progress UK!

Them dey do their Brexit, dey find who them wan sell their overpriced expensive market.
Now is not the time to quarrel with any nation at all.

Them no go accept am before? How many headache can they carry on their head? Kwarupt nation of Nigeria, who wan solve our problem for us before?

sudeba:
Most ladies are lazy and can't bend the kneels knee. All in the name of AM THE LAST BORN OR THE ONLY GIRL.

Knee - the name of the joint in the leg
Kneel - the action of bending the joint.
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1. You bend a knee - You bend the body part
2 You kneel down - you carry out the action/ .process
3. ...Every KNEE shall bow...

Human being is the only animal on earth that cooks food before eating. Why shouldn't every human being know how to cook the damn food and stay alive?

Mursz:
I can cook all the food for both of us, besides i like cooking so who cares if she doesnt know how to cook.

Not a problem for me.

The day you come back from work hungry and tired and she will be watching Zee World, waiting for you to come and cook for her.... Hmm.

MRsoftapple:
Cooking is no longer a big deal.
There are YouTube videos and small books that teaches teach everyone how to cook different delicacies.

If she is willing to learn or not, it does not matter, there are women that knows know how to cook but still employs employ chefs because of work and busy schedule.

Beyonce is worth almost half a billion dollars and she doesn't know how to cook, she is successfully married with kids for more than a decade now.

Those female celebs that can win tournaments in cooking, some of them are divorced now, some are mere baby mamas.

...small books that teach...
...women that know...
...but still employ...
You seem to add "S" at the end of words in the wrong context.

itiswellandwell:
Those conductors are mannerless and lacks lack regard for people. It's high time Nurtw do something about them.

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Those conductors -> plural subject
...and lack -> verb tense for plural subject

chukwumzurum:
Buhari foresaw this happening, sacked the cjn.
He played his game Well...
No hard feelings, politics is a dirty game.

According to Davido....
No heart feelings.....

myseyf:
A lot of people will lose their money on this thread. If I were a travel agent I would have make huge money from gullible and desperate Nigerians wanting to travel abroad.

Being a travel agent/consultant is a very lucrative business right now in Nigeria.

Why will you sit there, see your brother in need, a fellow human being, and then decide to dupe and swindle the person?
Why?

Sheriff19:
With 6 Million Naira you can relocate to any part of the World. Perhaps, you just need to be ready to face anything that comes your way when the reality comes up and face you in the foreign land. I have been in your shoe before. Goodluck!!!

When I lived overseas some years back I suddenly realised that the whites have their own set of problems disturbing them. It's like all the devils disturbing us in Nigeria are Nigeria bound. Once you reach overseas, you are welcomed by another set of devils specially trained to torment westerners. The african ones willl never bother you again.
Eg: you will see 24hrs electricity O. But you go pay tax and fines tire.
Hot sun will not kill you any more. Na cold go finish you.
You can wear fine clothes, fine shoe. But nobody will hail you.
You will see chicken to eat. Na over fatness go wan finish you.
No place without problems.

federal9:
The water clean somehow shaa.
But it's still not hygienic.
Las las everybody get him own madness.
Some people castigating those babes are ready to do the same if they witness that in their home just to test their swimming skills.
If I was there, I would test my swimming skills, at least I can save someone one day.

Cholera infested water is also clean somehow sha. That's why people drink it and get the cholera.

Namaskar:
Wow, they seem to be having a good time. Life is too short jare. Enjoy it while you can..

..good time inside sh1t water? Abi you think say the flood water is from Eva bottle?