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itiswellandwell:
Those conductors are mannerless and lacks lack regard for people. It's high time Nurtw do something about them.

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Those conductors -> plural subject
...and lack -> verb tense for plural subject

chukwumzurum:
Buhari foresaw this happening, sacked the cjn.
He played his game Well...
No hard feelings, politics is a dirty game.

According to Davido....
No heart feelings.....

myseyf:
A lot of people will lose their money on this thread. If I were a travel agent I would have make huge money from gullible and desperate Nigerians wanting to travel abroad.

Being a travel agent/consultant is a very lucrative business right now in Nigeria.

Why will you sit there, see your brother in need, a fellow human being, and then decide to dupe and swindle the person?
Why?

Sheriff19:
With 6 Million Naira you can relocate to any part of the World. Perhaps, you just need to be ready to face anything that comes your way when the reality comes up and face you in the foreign land. I have been in your shoe before. Goodluck!!!

When I lived overseas some years back I suddenly realised that the whites have their own set of problems disturbing them. It's like all the devils disturbing us in Nigeria are Nigeria bound. Once you reach overseas, you are welcomed by another set of devils specially trained to torment westerners. The african ones willl never bother you again.
Eg: you will see 24hrs electricity O. But you go pay tax and fines tire.
Hot sun will not kill you any more. Na cold go finish you.
You can wear fine clothes, fine shoe. But nobody will hail you.
You will see chicken to eat. Na over fatness go wan finish you.
No place without problems.

federal9:
The water clean somehow shaa.
But it's still not hygienic.
Las las everybody get him own madness.
Some people castigating those babes are ready to do the same if they witness that in their home just to test their swimming skills.
If I was there, I would test my swimming skills, at least I can save someone one day.

Cholera infested water is also clean somehow sha. That's why people drink it and get the cholera.

Namaskar:
Wow, they seem to be having a good time. Life is too short jare. Enjoy it while you can..

..good time inside sh1t water? Abi you think say the flood water is from Eva bottle?

Houseofglam7:
"No heart feelings"?

Another people should come and colonise us. This English didn't enter our head at all.

Giftedhands123:
Lol. You don't understand what he means.

You won't do things properly. If that is what is in your head, what are you doing at University?
I had a roommate like you. He thought he was sharp. Finally he got his doing. The entire school caught him, beat him up
and dragged him nak3d around the school from hostel to hostel.
He never finished his studies, He didn't graduate.

UI, 1997

Fuckdamod:
He was right Apc rigged everything and they won't go Scot free

...They will go Irish free.

ReeLoaDead:
USA no chuk leg here ....

He's an abassador, living in the US embassy, right here in Nigeria. That is what ambassador work is all about. If you remove his leg from Nigeria, then USA will technically be at war with Nigeria. Vex with him at your own peril.

Daboomb:
The US Ambassador should STFU and stop injecting himself and interfering in our elections, the same way America has been accusing Russia of interference.

We don't need your advice in this issue, just as we don't offer ours, in your election

We will sort out our differences internally. Don't come and turn our country into another Libya or Iraq or Syria and mist recently, another Venezuela.

Thanks but no thanks, Aproko

He's an amassador na?! He's an invited guest. He must know and talk about most pressing and current issues in your country.

9jvirgin:
What a senseless statement coming from a man that has revoked over 15,000 visas and denied over 87,900 visas in just 12 months.

Why not advise Trump first, your lunatic boss who is busy tweeting and preempting the next U.S election coming up in 2020 thereby causing hatred and divisiveness. Your boss is raging like a mad bull on Twitter insulting everyone that does not say nice things about him and your jobless and joyless racist is here issuing a stoopid statement. Your own shame is coming. Watch out!

He's an ambassador. His work is to make your country sound and look fine. He cannot be giving you excuse to come and ask him for visa to run out of Nigeria. That's what Ambassador is about. Give to those who don't need and Refuse those who desperately need. It's not a a charity work.

Olawalesmarter:
You are not Yoruba go and Fvck yourself, You are just a Bastard and a Wannabe, Do you know Lagos History? We don't claim what is not ours, it was because of some weakling like you that Ilorin is now under Fulani. You are not a Yoruba man

You have finished cursing him, what will happen now? This earth has been rotating for 4.5billion years. Like 2 lizards fighting over space on the ground, you will still die oneday and leave this Lagos behind.

Olawalesmarter:
You are not Yoruba go and Fvck yourself, You are just a Bastard and a Wannabe, Do you know Lagos History? We don't claim what is not ours, it was because of some weakling like you that Ilorin is now under Fulani. You are not a Yoruba man

You have finished cursing him, what will happen now? This earth has been rotating for 4.5billion years. Like 2 lizards fighting over space on the ground, you will still die oneday and leave this Lagos behind.

HAKYN1:
Osu be proud of your potopoto republic

What do people gain by cursing each other's tribe? We are in one country. Whatever happens in one side affects the other side.
If the Nigerian Naira takes a fall because of all this upheavel, do you have another currency you will use to buy food?

Authoreety:
Haba, he's still alive na....

Make dem Do d do abeg

So what crime should be punished by death and which one should not be punished by death?
Because accoring to the 10 commandments, "Thou shalt not steal" also covers stealing pencil or N20 change... And that condemens a person for all eternity as well.

Spatta:
Nigerians Please stop Jungle Justice, Most people in Nigeria are going through depression and some of their offences are as a result of the poverty in the Land inflicted upon them by Politician, Who knows, she may not have eaten a good meal consequently the temptation to make money through lies sold to many by herbalist is an easy lure
Please understand their rationale and circumstance and try and look at the possible cause and how to help them overcome some of their distresses, It is unfortunate we have become more hostile whereas in the Past Nigerians are like brothers irrespective tribe, Helping others was easy
But today People are more angry and violent, I was in Nigeria last week and could tell from the faces of many that things are not well
Jungle Justice in unfair, Not to men and especially not to women
Criminals are first victims of a failed society, or simply put, Failed Leaders

Sounds like you are disapora person just telling us, "Nigerians, don't fight na". Why do disapora people always do this? When you were in Nigeria, what did you do? How was your presence felt?
We already know that things are terrible here and many wish to seek any solution, travel out or get good jobs here.
It's no good telling us, "When I was in Nigeria..." without profering assistance / solution to anything.

Oblongata:
what wrecked the airline was bad mgt. Peops can refuse to pay for excess luggage if the mgt is bad, can same be said for British airways or delta?

I think if a nation wants aircrafts, that nation should be able to build/fabricate either the aircraft or parts of the aircraft. We need more workshops with electricity and raw materials. These are required to create/maintain the parts of the aircrafts. It should be a normal thing.
Not this one we are doing that if you need to replace one glass on the screen, you will import from Europe, one tire - America.

3Dee:
I'm sure the carcass is no where to be found.
It would have been a good tourist edifice but what do I know..

British and Americans keep their old planes in their museums not your museums.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
I don't even own a single pant anymore. It's even very comfy this way

You don't own any pant >>> You "tiff" other's pants to use, mess inside and return it.
Well done.

Alajehub:
Please when would the election results be out ?

2023
They need time to make sure it's very accurate.

GidiWoodsMan:
It's a terrible Nigerian habit. People caught redhanded are usually like "It's not like that; I can explain

It was not me. It was the one eyed man that did it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjLDKDkbF5E

iukpe:
But who cannot see that in the country we live in today 40% of Nigerians will initiate a criminal act. 40% will resort to crime for any form of gains. 10% will join a criminal act if their relative or friend is involved without any gains. 10% would stand on a 50% probability not to join but either be quiet or raise an alarm.

When I walk on the road, what is see is road.
I don't see all this % you are writing.

BuddhaPalm:
Na pidgin naw.

"I dey waka my own" is pidgin.

lexy2014:
Waka:present tense

Wakaing:present continuous tense

Let us patronise made in Nigeria

It is a failure to learn the English that your entire Educational institution is based on.

peteruuu:
& what is that to thee?

It's a pity. We are an English based country. Without this English we cannot be united. It is the language of our constitution, government, news, newspapers... Educational institutions...
Church. Bible. ..
Tell somebody to read Good News Bible with normal English, he will say, "No, King James Version" is more authentic. King James version that has all those BIGGER Shakespeare English, "Thee, thine, thou, Nay sayer, wilt thou.."

Ordinary English, we can't speak, we are claiming to understand Shakespeare English.... Hypocrisy.

Ahmed3rdjuly:
Can't see the main building

This view does not show us if there is electricity in any building, working laboratories....
Or if it is of the standard that Europeans will come to do their own studies there.
We now have internet and everybody can see anything round the world. As you can see their own, they too can see your own.

.The ground view is more important than aerial view. We are land based mammals. We spend 99 to 100% of our lives on the ground and what we see is ground view. 24/7/365.

It's only "winches" that look at aerial view. That one does not concern us.

How good does the uni look from the ground?

EmekaBlue:
good i dont stay in catapult children area

OK. They will watch YouTube, and learn how to make one. Don't try these computerized kids.

EmekaBlue:
i will fly my drone around if i have one

If someone fires catapult at it, how will you get it back?

Judybash93:
In relation to this, what did those kids that died that night do?

God is the one that creates human beings and he is the one that judges everybody after death. Everybody's judgment is different.
Those who know about 10 commandments will be judged based on 10 commandments. Those who know about Jesus Christ and Baptism (born again) forgiveness, love... will be judged based on that.
Those babies and their parents knew nothing about baptism, born again, 10 commandments.... They will be judged on the little they know.