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Education › Re: LASPOTECH: Sanwo-Olu Approves Appointment Of Olaleye As Rector by uuzba(m): 11:11am On Nov 24, 2020
I don't know why any time I hear this word, Rector, I always laugh and think of this:

Crime › Re: Edo Grapples With Cultists’ Reign Of Terror After #EndSARS Protests by uuzba(m): 10:54am On Nov 24, 2020
Muhylonaire007:
So I mad 3rd to comment grin grin grin... Seun share money ooo
Yes, you MAD it..
Now go and drink your Ribena to celebrate such a lifetime achievement.
Politics › Re: UK Parliament: Gowon Stole Money 'Half Of The Central Bank Of Nigeria' by uuzba(m): 10:51am On Nov 24, 2020
oluwadabira111:
You mean half of the central bank? Mtcheew! UK sef should expose themselve na,how much have they stolen from us 1960 till date,hypocrite set of people.
Hypocrite?
But Nigerians are running over to UK to study, work build house and pose! Snapping picture of themselves posing in London and other UK ciities.. Why can't the idiots there protest and fight the UK government for their hypocrisy?
They just relax there and be praising UK, government and infrastructure 24/7.
Crime › Re: Hoodlums Attack Presidential Task Force At Tin Can Port (photos, Video) - Report by uuzba(m): 10:35am On Nov 24, 2020
papaeme:
We need to restore law and order in Nigeria embarassed
But first we need to rebuild the bridge(trust) between the people and Government cry
Let them buy Innoson cars and other Nigerian made products then we start to trust them..
Crime › Re: Hoodlums Attack Presidential Task Force At Tin Can Port (photos, Video) - Report by uuzba(m): 10:31am On Nov 24, 2020
bluefilm:
The Rise and Rise of The Hoodlums.

I will like to see the battle of Hoodlums vs. Boko Haram.
Shey you wan see fight eh?
Shey you wan see fight?

Politics › Re: Osinbajo: FG Plans To Buy Locally Assembled Cars by uuzba(m): 7:33am On Nov 24, 2020
Basicend:
Innosun is rubbish.
Well, Mercedes Benz started from somewhere..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E88I8lm6vNc
Politics › Re: Osinbajo: FG Plans To Buy Locally Assembled Cars by uuzba(m): 7:29am On Nov 24, 2020
Bighead5:
Whatever they do, FG should not buy any INNOSON Motors. They are substandard, fake with Zero safety features. Peugeot or GAC are better.
See the first Mercedes Benz.
Everybody has to start from somewhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E88I8lm6vNc
Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed Writes CNN On Lekki Shooting by uuzba(m): 10:19pm On Nov 23, 2020
thebosstrevor1:
So when reporting news, you have to be one sided and bias.

How do you think?
Shey CNN said that they reached out to the Nigerian Army for comments and the Army refused to answer any phone calls.
What do you want again?
Travel › Re: FG Orders Parked Trucks, Trailers On Lagos-ibadan Expressway To Vacate by uuzba(m): 1:50am On Nov 22, 2020
calcal:
"Fashola while addressing them said, “The point is that trucking and trailer operation is business if you want to run fleets, then you must plan parking. if the government helps you, the government does so out of compassion but you cannot run your business at the expense of the convenience and the livelihood of millions of people"

SAN - Mr. Fashola, just ready the rubbish above.

"IF THE GOVERNMENT HELP YOU" - are they not paying TAX?

educated without awareness - go check high way in the US and see REST AREA

REST AREA has a parking lot for any vehicles, food joints, toilet
Americans are immigrants. All of them left Europe, traveled to USA, beat shit out of the natives and develop the whole USA by force. That organisational skills and determination that enabled them to cross Atlantic Ocean fearlessly, is what enabled them build all their roads and develop the new land that they found.

In Nigeria, WE ARE THE NATIVES. That's why nothing works.
See the real native Americans. How many have you seen acting film or inventing anything?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQWKlIF7oWM
Business › Re: Fire Guts Shops At Balogun Market In Lagos by uuzba(m): 1:34am On Nov 22, 2020
Dynamiceagle:
Nigeria needs more awareness on fire accidents, especially this dry season

Delta state markets, please be vigilant of your surrounding and get fire extinguisher, very necessary
We have many problems. One thing leading to another. A typical foreign guy is fat, energetic and has sufficient food. No matter how small their salary, food money is always enough to make them fat. It is the richer ones that go to gym to slim down.
So basically, if you set up a fire emergency system, people have energy and sense to remember the manuvers and train on the manuvers and carry them out when need arises.

The typical Nigerian is TIRED, hungry DOESN'T earn enough money to buy food, MEAT AND CHICKEN.
He can never remember the manuvers or safety precautions because he's already stressed out.

We wear church clothes to go to supermarket, then open teeth and snap pictures in there. Wheras foreigners go there with pyjamas because there are numerous supermarkets for them
Politics › Re: Fashola: Second Niger Bridge Will Be Completed In 2022 by uuzba(m): 8:57pm On Nov 21, 2020
UCHIHAmask:
They ve been building it for years now...
Just an old archaic bridge model o..
If you start a construction company, how many equipment will you buy?
And when you have the money to buy your equipment, do you have the balls to buy "Bridge building" equipment? If you buy it and nobody gives you bridge contract nko, what do you do with the equipment? Is it not a loss?
Most construction companies in Nigeria buy generalised equipment for building house. They just use anyhow method to build bridge IF AND WHENEVER such type of s contract is awarded to them..
Equipment dey cost money O.
Politics › Re: Fashola: Second Niger Bridge Will Be Completed In 2022 by uuzba(m): 8:52pm On Nov 21, 2020
GreaterFuture:
In some parts of the World, skyscrapers and roads are built in a week too few months Max
In those parts of the world, they have good road network to transport all the machinery to site fast.
They use new functional machines because they make the machines in their own industries..
They have large scale farming and billions of chicken. So everybody can always eat cheap burgers and other cheap food..
They have electricity provided by nuclear sources, 24/7/365.
Their people all have jobs in industries, so nobody has time to go and destroy power lines because he went to sell stolen electric cables or petrol generator.
Politics › Re: General Taiwo: Soldiers Went To Lekki Toll Gate With Both Live And Blank Bullets by uuzba(m): 8:42pm On Nov 21, 2020
zang:
Either blank or live bullet
Nigerian Army has to apologise on national TV

20-10-20 We will never forget
Typical Nigerian things.
Plus and minus at the same time.
Blank bullet and live bullet
We shot up to the sky. We shot at people.
We were at tollgate, we were not at tollgate.
Governor called us. Governor didn't call us.
Always jaga-jaga.
Politics › Re: Army: Why We Initially Denied Our Personnel Were At The Lekki, Tollgate by uuzba(m): 8:35pm On Nov 21, 2020
Acekidc4:
Why Did you People Lie in the First Placehuh...Ayamnot Understanding
They didn't know CNN will cast them
Business › Re: Fire Guts Shops At Balogun Market In Lagos by uuzba(m): 8:31pm On Nov 21, 2020
kheny12:
This time last year,The same sceneiro.Something must be fishy.May God help us.
Fire burns forest in America every year. Also in Australia.. Those are even started by lightning strike.
Fire burns when the weather is dry.
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As you have known this now, will you go and open shop in Balogun market without having a fire extinguisher?
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The small stay i did in UK, whenever I entered a public building, they would always point where the fire hose, and exit points are, church, school, bank ... everywhere.
Business › Re: Fire Guts Shops At Balogun Market In Lagos by uuzba(m): 8:26pm On Nov 21, 2020
ecomalchemist:
I wonder why people have shops when everything is online these days !!

Could it be that majority of the shop owners are not technologically advanced ?
Go and do website online technology for them na?
Educated people in Nigeria don't like doing anything. They only complain about other uneducated people.
Business › Re: Fire Guts Shops At Balogun Market In Lagos by uuzba(m): 8:24pm On Nov 21, 2020
booscy:
Every year by this time Balogun go burn.

This is becoming too much of a coincidence.

E get wetin physical eye no dey see for that Balogun.
When the weather is dry in November, December, fire burns easily.

Then buy fire extinguisher and use..
Travel › Re: Lagos Women's Run Holds Tomorrow. List Of Closed Streets by uuzba(m): 9:50am On Nov 20, 2020
Esseite:
Good... new culture introductions brings massive employments..
Which new culture? Put babes in front, and guys at the back, you go see race wey no go finish.
Normal human nature.

Career › Re: Sex-for-passport: Nigerian Embassy In Germany Suspends Staff Member by uuzba(m): 11:35am On Nov 19, 2020
ClearFlair:
These issues plaguing Nigeria are systemic in nature. The system needs to change if we want to make any progress.
Starting from Nursery school, because all the rest are already corrupt.
Politics › Re: CNN Shares Lekki Shooting Video: EndSARS by uuzba(m): 11:28am On Nov 19, 2020
GoodGovernance:
And you are 100% sure the live bullets are from Lekki shootings? It would have been more reasonable to show a video of when and exactly where the bullets were picked from.

The judicial panel has the real bullet shells used.
Why can't CNN or their eye witnesses go to the judicial panel set up to establish the truth?
Only GOD knows the real truth.
Why Can"t?

CNN has reached out DIRECTLY to Nigerian army and received no response.
What are you asking again?
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Used Microwave Weapon To ‘Cook’ Indian Troops In Himalayan Border Battle by uuzba(m): 10:09pm On Nov 18, 2020
Rexnegro:
I can't agree less bro ... nigeria is shithole indeed
Oya, make Una do fast comot. I need more space.
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Used Microwave Weapon To ‘Cook’ Indian Troops In Himalayan Border Battle by uuzba(m): 10:08pm On Nov 18, 2020
Acjohn:
Time will come that china will use remote control on people while Nigeria is still using koboko on people
In times of war, when people are killing each other to gain nothing in this world, it is very wise to do like cockroach, and just hide in one corner.
When all them don die finish, come out and continue living your life.
Politics › Re: Police Officers Run As Okada Riders Chase Them In Lagos (Video) by uuzba(m): 9:23pm On Nov 18, 2020
Ryan03:
finally, someone said the truth. No rubber bullet, expired tear gas, no hot water spray yet they want them to function like America police. Nigeria is a big joke
Our problem will end when we learn to manufacture instead of importing everything .
Will the rubber bullet fall from the sky?
It HAS to be manufactured.
We cannot run this nation by continuously importing everything, both gun and bullet..
Manufacturing to be supported and regulated by same Nigeria government.

See, we do things ANYHOW in this country and it is the ANYHOW-ness that is punishing us all.
Politics › Re: Police Officers Run As Okada Riders Chase Them In Lagos (Video) by uuzba(m): 9:17pm On Nov 18, 2020
punisha:
I know this is wrong....but I derive joy when I see NPF running like headless chickens.

grin grin grin
You might be familiar with this character, Judge Dredd, from a movie or the comic series. He is the law, judge jury, executioner in a place called Mega City 1 (fiction). The concept isn't anything different from SARS.
Yes, SARS that we fought against.
It came about when the crime rate is very high in the city and the police doesn't have time to prosecute criminals.
So they overpower the police force who go about the street, arrest and KILL. No long English.

This video above is just begging for such kind of police to return to the streets, fully justified.

Politics › Re: Broke FG, State Governments Scavenge For Survival by uuzba(m): 5:06pm On Nov 18, 2020
NigerDeltaIgbos:
I see no hope for Nigeria cry
Where there's life, there's hope.
Create something.
Forget about politics.
Nairaland General › Re: Charles Abi: DJ Switch Is Safe, Out Of The Country by uuzba(m): 5:02pm On Nov 18, 2020
Basher8583:
You want to fight wiked people then go and fight governor Wike in rivers State who killed your brothers with all the evidences you need to prosecute him. Lekki massacre is just a sham which is politically instigated.

Did you know that when you type
Oyingbo massacre wiki
what you get is
Lekki massacre wiki
Wikipedia page no hard to write .
Write your oyigbo massacre page and with time, it will be filled in by others with correct details.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Have You Ever Gotten A Job Through Linkedin, Share Your Experience by uuzba(m): 12:25pm On Nov 17, 2020
Merimental:
so true.

opportunities are limited here.
Did you write your profile seriously?
Right here on this forum, Nigerians with Nigerian education are getting jobs in that same LinkedIn and you are here condeming yourself.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Have You Ever Gotten A Job Through Linkedin, Share Your Experience by uuzba(m):
BornToSucced:
My first job after my final year exams was via LinkedIn.

I have gotten several interviews invites from LinkedIn.....................Early this year, I declined an offer from a global development consulting firm here in Lagos. The HR even asked me to recommend someone since I wasn't interested. The few individuals I tried to linked up with the job on LinkedIn only responded to my messages after a week grin

Like someone said earlier, you need a verifiable work experience and skills.

Mind you, I am in Admin function, but with skills across project management and data analytics.
Overseas, students take Industrial Training seriously.
Whatever they did in their IT is their work experience that they later put in their CV
In Nigeria, students joke about with their IT.
They don't bother to learn anything
Later, after graduation, when they start writing their CV, they complain that they don't have any work experience.
Their foreign counterparts with same education will get his job and move.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Have You Ever Gotten A Job Through Linkedin, Share Your Experience by uuzba(m): 12:13pm On Nov 17, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
I think LinkedIn favours those with verifiable skills most especially in the IT or Engineering sector, other sections not so much. Fresh graduates with little to no experience hardly get job offers on LinkedIn.
Then do what you must.
In Nigeria when, you write CV and apply, your CV is normally placed amongst a pool of other local Nigerian CVs. It is possible that all of you will write same, way, use same paper, write same English. So whoever will pick your CV will also have seen all the other CVs first and yours isn't looking too different.

But LinkedIn is an "international" CV market. And everybody is selling themselves with their best gear. They will write heaven and earth on their CV and put every possible experience they have to impress Bill Gates or Jeff Bezzos if possible.

As a Nigerian, better learn to write your CV with international standard if you want to be better seen on LinkedIn.
...not all this name, age, sex... CV
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Have You Ever Gotten A Job Through Linkedin, Share Your Experience by uuzba(m): 12:07pm On Nov 17, 2020
Haywhyluv:
Anyone that can help me build my LinkedIn
LinkedIn is your CV.
Your experience.
Education › Re: FG, ASUU’s Feud Deepens, No Date For Resumption Of Negotiations by uuzba(m): 1:17pm On Nov 16, 2020
Juliusmomoh:
If dem like make dem no resume till enternity...
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We the nigeria student have move on with our life...
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Imagine a 5years program has turn to 8years program for my little sis...
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#Fuck_asuu
Should we say this is evidence that the nation can progress without Education?
People suffer to get educated and the next thing, they run away from the nation with their knowledge.
Educated people don't seem to make any impact in this country.
The presidenthuh He ain't even educated, yet he's the president, VOTED TWICE by the people (2015, 2019).

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