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Nairaland GeneralRe: Charles Abi: DJ Switch Is Safe, Out Of The Country by uuzba(m): 5:02pm On Nov 18, 2020
Basher8583:
You want to fight wiked people then go and fight governor Wike in rivers State who killed your brothers with all the evidences you need to prosecute him. Lekki massacre is just a sham which is politically instigated.

Did you know that when you type
Oyingbo massacre wiki
what you get is
Lekki massacre wiki
Wikipedia page no hard to write .
Write your oyigbo massacre page and with time, it will be filled in by others with correct details.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Have You Ever Gotten A Job Through Linkedin, Share Your Experience by uuzba(m): 12:25pm On Nov 17, 2020
Merimental:
so true.

opportunities are limited here.
Did you write your profile seriously?
Right here on this forum, Nigerians with Nigerian education are getting jobs in that same LinkedIn and you are here condeming yourself.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Have You Ever Gotten A Job Through Linkedin, Share Your Experience by uuzba(m):
BornToSucced:
My first job after my final year exams was via LinkedIn.

I have gotten several interviews invites from LinkedIn.....................Early this year, I declined an offer from a global development consulting firm here in Lagos. The HR even asked me to recommend someone since I wasn't interested. The few individuals I tried to linked up with the job on LinkedIn only responded to my messages after a week grin

Like someone said earlier, you need a verifiable work experience and skills.

Mind you, I am in Admin function, but with skills across project management and data analytics.
Overseas, students take Industrial Training seriously.
Whatever they did in their IT is their work experience that they later put in their CV
In Nigeria, students joke about with their IT.
They don't bother to learn anything
Later, after graduation, when they start writing their CV, they complain that they don't have any work experience.
Their foreign counterparts with same education will get his job and move.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Have You Ever Gotten A Job Through Linkedin, Share Your Experience by uuzba(m): 12:13pm On Nov 17, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
I think LinkedIn favours those with verifiable skills most especially in the IT or Engineering sector, other sections not so much. Fresh graduates with little to no experience hardly get job offers on LinkedIn.
Then do what you must.
In Nigeria when, you write CV and apply, your CV is normally placed amongst a pool of other local Nigerian CVs. It is possible that all of you will write same, way, use same paper, write same English. So whoever will pick your CV will also have seen all the other CVs first and yours isn't looking too different.

But LinkedIn is an "international" CV market. And everybody is selling themselves with their best gear. They will write heaven and earth on their CV and put every possible experience they have to impress Bill Gates or Jeff Bezzos if possible.

As a Nigerian, better learn to write your CV with international standard if you want to be better seen on LinkedIn.
...not all this name, age, sex... CV
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Have You Ever Gotten A Job Through Linkedin, Share Your Experience by uuzba(m): 12:07pm On Nov 17, 2020
Haywhyluv:
Anyone that can help me build my LinkedIn
LinkedIn is your CV.
Your experience.
EducationRe: FG, ASUU’s Feud Deepens, No Date For Resumption Of Negotiations by uuzba(m): 1:17pm On Nov 16, 2020
Juliusmomoh:
If dem like make dem no resume till enternity...
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We the nigeria student have move on with our life...
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Imagine a 5years program has turn to 8years program for my little sis...
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#Fuck_asuu
Should we say this is evidence that the nation can progress without Education?
People suffer to get educated and the next thing, they run away from the nation with their knowledge.
Educated people don't seem to make any impact in this country.
The presidenthuh He ain't even educated, yet he's the president, VOTED TWICE by the people (2015, 2019).
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dangote Refinery To Create 250,000 Jobs by uuzba(m): 10:16pm On Nov 14, 2020
LikeAking:
Major reason for the high rate of employment in the country.

Too much of automation.
Well that's the curse of human civilization.
In early 19th century England, there were the Luddites who basically said exactly what you are saying now.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luddite

Because of automation of the textile industry, they lost their jobs. So they kukuma destroyed the machines. But the machines were repaired and people lost jobs or had to invent new jobs for themselves.

This matter is never ending till the end of this world.
Science/TechnologyRe: Strangest Fish In Caribbean Uses Its Fins As Legs To Walk Along The Seabed (Pix) by uuzba(m): 11:34pm On Nov 12, 2020
Dididrumz:
If Nigerians catch this one, them go still look for how to cook am chop.

Everything na food for here
Because we all abandoned farming and ran to the city, and be banging each other's head to collect palliatives.
FoodRe: What A Lady Ordered In A Nigerian Restaurant, And What They Served Her (pic) by uuzba(m): 11:29pm On Nov 12, 2020
majamajic:
grin grin grin

I once found pomo inside sharwama
Let's just understand that MEAT is a problem for us here in Nigeria.
Rearing the animals, processing the meat, storage of the meat, distribution and sales. Hence meat is just expensive and sellers will use ponmo wherever they can to cover costs.
I mean, people here happily kill and eat snakes and other wild animals.
It is total opposite in developed nations. That's why they are usually all FAT, and struggling inside GYM to slim down.
FoodRe: What A Lady Ordered In A Nigerian Restaurant, And What They Served Her (pic) by uuzba(m): 11:23pm On Nov 12, 2020
Octopusssy:
This is how Spaghetti Bolognese looks like
A professional camera was used to take this shot.
The other one was taken with a nonsense wide angle, phone camera with phone flash. So that adds a substantial amount of ugliness to the image.
CrimeRe: Gunmen Attack Bullion Van On Ado Road In Badore, Lagos (Video) by uuzba(m): 8:31pm On Nov 12, 2020
specialmati:
are you thinking what am thinking
Ajah is a place of criminals. Both the police and area boys are ONE.
Whatever money was stolen there is shared with same criminal police.
TravelRe: Animals At Kofar Gamji Park, Kaduna: A Visit After Reopening (Photos & Video) by uuzba(m): 12:35pm On Nov 11, 2020
Kcitytv:
The lion looks very angry
The time the lion was free, it was eating anyhow e likes O.
Now, human beings captured it and are complaining about feeding the lion.

They should allow the animal go its way.
FoodRe: Aisha Salaudeen: Harzoyka Restaurant Lagos Threw Me Out For Not Coming With Man by uuzba(m): 11:39pm On Nov 09, 2020
BigBabyJesus:
[s]Who died ?
You lying JewNN addict .
Fck this lying bitch
Fck JewNN
And most importantly....
Fck you .
[/s]
Just na-na, una two done start to curse yourself?
Shame

FoodRe: Aisha Salaudeen: Harzoyka Restaurant Lagos Threw Me Out For Not Coming With Man by uuzba(m): 11:37pm On Nov 09, 2020
SegFault:
A stupid antisemitic loser, I see. Go and find away to repair your life instead of turning trash all day.
Just na-na, una two done start to curse yourself?
Shame

CrimeRe: Two Arrested For Kidnapping And Gang-Raping A 14-Year-Old Girl In Ogun (Photo) by uuzba(m): 11:03pm On Nov 09, 2020
rafcrown:
Minimum of 20 years imprisonment. Keep them away for decades.
That's the cheap solution, just like Buhari's solution.
How?
When the youth are plenty all over the place and you have no plan for them, just kill them or lock them up till they die and disappear.

That's exactly what you have stated above.

Whereas, the solution is jobs! And a hope for the a better future.
Society has failed them.
CrimeRe: Two Arrested For Kidnapping And Gang-Raping A 14-Year-Old Girl In Ogun (Photo) by uuzba(m): 11:00pm On Nov 09, 2020
Mayng01:
Had already become rapists at that tender age. Sickening act from sick people
This is the result of not being able to see a future.
Not having any hope in a better tomorrow.
They have given up planning and hoping ..and have chosen to pleasure themselves now, today

They need counseling, and to be put into a positive workshop, where they earn money by acquiring a skill to produce something of value.

Insulting them is not the way.
PoliticsRe: DJ Switch To Canadian Parliament: How Soldiers Shot At Us At Lekki Toll Gate by uuzba(m): 8:42pm On Nov 09, 2020
CDavidd:
Many Nigerians fail to understand that every country has it's own affairs, this is the 21st Century what evr happens in Nigeria is Nigeria's problem the only thing they can do is comment or call on our leaders, they can't intrude in a country's affairs. The only thing we need to do is come together as youths and bleep these politicians up. We will have planned a military coup but unfortunately Buratia is a fucking Buharist. Thank God Nigerians are now awake, we don wise up.
No. If you f***up, the international community will just ban you from everything, and reject trading with you. No football, no Olympics, no importation, no exchange rate, no plane flights, no embassy, no visas..
PoliticsRe: Falz To Buhari: You Clearly Know Nothing About Respecting The Will Of The People by uuzba(m): 8:35pm On Nov 09, 2020
GamalNasser:
Falz just want to put his father in trouble after buying EFCC auction
What is this? Somebody cannot talk again in this country?

One American guy was kidnapped by boko boys and US sent 10 navy seals to come and rescue only that one guy. Then we are here hated vigorously by our president and you don't want us to ordinary open mouth and talk again?
PoliticsRe: Modupe Odele's Passport Returned & Travel Ban Lifted After 9 Days by uuzba(m): 7:10pm On Nov 09, 2020
VULCAN:
What of the flight she missed, who will pay for the loss?
Na there, Nigeria's go forget the meaning of compensation.
Fear-fear don start. Everyone quiet about that issue.
PoliticsRe: Modupe Odele's Passport Returned & Travel Ban Lifted After 9 Days by uuzba(m): 7:08pm On Nov 09, 2020
Davash222:
So, we’re not protesting again?
Abeg, I need this protest now more than anything. DJ Switch is now in Canada via asylum.
Australia, I’m coming.
That's how we used to do in Nigeria.
Once government slap you small, you will run and forget about all the protest.
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Old woman, Fela's mother, fought Nigeria government, even when they came and threw her downstairs from their house in yaba.
PoliticsRe: Anybody Caught Selling Cement Above N2,500 Will Face Full Wrath Of The Law - CPC by uuzba(m): 3:17pm On Nov 09, 2020
juvewalex:
I don't know the cost of production for cement but to me , the selling price shouldn't be more than #880 per bag for what we produce here and still export in large quantities.
Most times extra cost is due to expenses in transportation. Roads are bad. Vehicle summersult up and down along the way.
Such don't happen in foreign nations, that FIRST repair the roads, then use NEW road worthy trailers to carry the load. Or better still, use rail lines to carry it and leave the roads for lighter cars.
PetsRe: Horse Refuses To Enter Keke Marwa (Video) by uuzba(m): 3:11pm On Nov 09, 2020
Chapter1vs6:
Why do we always engage the wrong approach
Because we lack manufacturing capability to produce the right gadgets for the right jobs.

This is the required gadget for transporting horses.

PetsRe: Horse Refuses To Enter Keke Marwa (Video) by uuzba(m): 3:08pm On Nov 09, 2020
Royalfurnitures:
Why should they load a horse into keke? A horse is much stronger and faster than keke., unless the horse is sick or incapacitated. Maybe the horse saw that as an insult. Hahahaha

Your home is incomplete without good quality furniture thats why we are here for you
Ha?
Do you know how engines are measured?
In HORSE POWER.
The horse is only just ONE, ONE horse power
The Keke has anything from 6 to 10 Horse power

Surprising right? That's why the auto industry expanded and we left horses behind.

That noisy thing they use to grind pepper in the market is powered by a 6.5 Horse Power Engine - an absolute WASTE of power. You can't ever see that shit in foreign countries.
PetsRe: Horse Refuses To Enter Keke Marwa (Video) by uuzba(m): 3:03pm On Nov 09, 2020
peppermint7:
Another fuckery in progress. Wich kind stupid nonsense be this.
Horse inside Keke merwa.

This horse for just kick one person now.
The horse is weak/sick due lo malnourishment..
I don't think Nigeria is the natural habitat of horses. Their food is not here. Hence they don't do well.
PetsRe: Horse Refuses To Enter Keke Marwa (Video) by uuzba(m): 3:00pm On Nov 09, 2020
Tinyemeka:
How stupid can people get?

Is the horse crippled? Why can't the horse simply be ridden to their destination?

It would even make better sense if they'd harnessed the horse in front of the keke and let the horse do it's job. Chariot tins.
This is how to transport horse.
If somebody cannot buy all the gadgets required for taking care of horses, then what are you doing with the horse in the first place? Except just posing with it like an idiot.
Nigerians like to pose with what that they cannot afford.

PoliticsRe: #EndSARS: Fresh Protest Threat For Freezing Of Protesters Accounts by uuzba(m): 10:25am On Nov 09, 2020
uptimum123:
Like I said earlier, any form of protest is prohibited in our Lagos
Well, sorry we are not in a dictatorship.
Protest is part of democracy.
PoliticsRe: #EndSARS: Fresh Protest Threat For Freezing Of Protesters Accounts by uuzba(m): 8:51am On Nov 09, 2020
uptimum123:
Any form of protest is prohibited in our Lagos
They will repair toll gate and start charging N1000 per car.
Make sure you never protest O. cheesy
CrimeRe: Boko Haram Launches Fresh Attack On Gwoza Town by uuzba(m): 8:14am On Nov 09, 2020
CamusMidas:
Stop living in the past.
Those who don't learn from the past will keep on repeating.
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This is why history is a subject.
PoliticsRe: EndSARS: South West Monachs Blame Politicians’ Greed For Money For Riots by uuzba(m): 8:06am On Nov 09, 2020
Brushstrokes20:
Correct Kings!
Unlike those self serving thieves and ass liclking scums!
King that governor can send message?
Do you know the meaning of the word "King"?
PoliticsRe: EndSARS: South West Monachs Blame Politicians’ Greed For Money For Riots by uuzba(m): 8:04am On Nov 09, 2020
Nik77:
You're the fool and illiterate here because, traditionally the Igbo's have no Kings!
Stop calling people fool.
Stop it.
Nobody listens to you after you curse them.
PoliticsRe: EndSARS: South West Monachs Blame Politicians’ Greed For Money For Riots by uuzba(m): 8:02am On Nov 09, 2020
Just look at the amount of agbada material in this picture. No social distancing at all. All the Corona Virus will just be dancing all over their cloth.
Tomorrow they will say it's youth that gave them Corona.
King that don't have Kingdom. Only cloth.

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