₦airaland Forum

anytexy:
Now this is good, not BBNaija rubbish.

Educated people should APPLY their education to entertainment industry and collect their payment.

You can't just be educated for the sake of being educated and expect wonderful payment.

Stephen Spielberg is a Mechanical Engineer and he uses his education to create all those Ghen-ghen graphics and robots for the entertainment industry and carry his payment, waka comot.

Chummynoni:
@least, this is better than the usual 10,000

In truth| Education is useless unless you apply it to something. That's why teachers, students, lecturers are not valued.
Facebook boy and Bill Gates didn't finish university. They just applied thier small knowledge to a wonderful business venture.
Carrying certificate in this Nigeria is just over rated. Go and do something with the knowledge you already have. Put your hands to use.

I handle my waste in my compound.

chatinent:
In a typical Nigerian mud, these stuffs wouldn't work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E0Jgt_hVCo

Nigerian youth will never think of solution..
Always , whiteman to come up with simple solution..

Nairalandian:
The bridge sef no fine

Use boat and pass the water na.

Jetrue3oo:
I would curse the Yoruba people who always support evil because of money here but the children are innocent may God intervention manifest.

You curse an entire tribe because of 1 person?
When you die and enter heaven and see Yoruba people there what will you do? You will argue with God and walk out heaven abi? Or is only you that should enter heaven?
This is how people condemn themselves.

sleekman:
She was caught red-handed by the neighbours you dey here dey preach what exactly? Abeg if na alcohol u need this evening you better get one fast.

People wasting stupid money on bride price and yet the woman is useless.
OP is there shouting about "Expensive" bride price as if we could down to him .
Idiot.
We that paid cheap bride price, our wife is still better than your own .

sammy329:
Look at the so called CNN reporter , comprised reporter.

What's the problem again?
Shey people tagged CNN well-well on twitter and other media houses during the ENDSARS protest.
Go and check twitter..all the gist is there.
They tagged CNN, and CNN heard, gathered all the information and posted on their website.
Nigeria army and police did not respond to twitter that time.
Na now their eye don clear.

AmVista:
Everyday lekki massacre we no go hear word again while
The real massacre happen in Maiduguri when fammers are slayed

Lekki people used Twitter.
Maiduguri people didn't use.
Na social media dey reign now.

MadeMan01:
So true. When they sort and sex their way to degrees.

I have a classmate of mechanical Engineering who used to blow bomb everytime in English. I was there laughing at him..
Today, guy has done PhD in United Kingdom. He has documents and is living there standard.
We still spoke on WhatsApp last year and he's still blowing bomb in his English. He's properlyb organising IMechE events in UK.
The guy is intelligent. He just doesn't give a fxxx a out English.

ObaKlaz:
I wondered just HOW some of my coursemates gained admission into the school when I was an undergrad.
They can't even string simple, error-free sentences together!

They are all around us. Garbage in, garbage out!
Was it not one of them that posted "I am a CORPSE member" on Facebook some years ago? Then, they defend/console themselves with "English is not our mother tongue" and "Na who pass sabi book!"


Y'all quoting me to say it could be Auto-correct, I thought it might be, too. So, I checked out his previous posts. Dude dropped more bombs than North Korea!


And no, he ain't a Northerner.

Japanese students can't speak English.
Chinese graduates can't speak English or Japanese.
German graduates can't speak English...

This guy just didn't learn English. Simple. Go and find out where he is now. He's speaking whatever language he knows and doing his business. he just doesn't give a fxxxx about English doesn't mean he is stupid.

bigfish3k:
Impossible
What went wrong

They told you na.
All these people that spend money buying thing and that, all na sign to disguise depression .
A happy person can wear only one cloth and be happy.

papalsayer:
Ain't we all depressed in one way or the other. Being in Nigeria alone is depression

Ok, you think westerners are not depressed too? Or their wife doesn't divorce them too?
Oyibo land that somebody can die alone inside house and nobody will even know. They won't knock on the door. Till when your body rotten and the be smelling that's when they will smell it and call police.
Neighbors are just useless in Oyibo land. No single friendship.

AntiWailer:
Sad

They should investigate further

Investigate what again?
Who shot him? Himself.
Who should they arrest? Himself.
Any other thing is English.

ijewejones:
One thing is sure in Nigeria


Anything done oversees, Nigerians can do better

I can vouch that the comic relieve in this animation will be top notch

Constant Electricity done overseas....??
Nigeria can do,,,,,,,

Moneyboyz:
Come to my area, some are paying 6k

Ehe!? And so?
It is the parents that pay school fees to the school. That school fees money is used for everything, maintenance, security, food, generator.... The one that reach you is the 6K..
Do you think all parents can afford the school fees and to pay such on time?

If you don't like it, protest, report to the appropriate authority or leave the school.. intact, form your own school and collect you school fees and pay your staffs. That when you will understand how the money flows in private school
This is not social media matter.

uthlaw:
stop believing in words like dis....that how some will work in 30years and nothing to show for it!

Then you know the best solution na... Form your own private school by yourself.
Or form your own personal business and stop complaining or managing another person's own.

hector:
Pathetic country

And your are inside the pathetic country .
So what did you do?

Cousin9999:
Pre Chinese Flu:
Almost half of all Americans work in low-wage jobs

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/minimum-wage-2019-almost-half-of-all-americans-work-in-low-wage-jobs/#app

Half of American Workers Made Less Than $35,000 in 2019, Report Shows

https://www.newsweek.com/half-american-workers-made-less-35000-2019-report-shows-1539503?amp=1

Ehen !?
And their $1 can still buy N500
When will our N1 have value in this world?

pooozeee:
I don't support domestic violence, I think your mum should leave the marriage.

Then the document he signed doesn't have a legal backing like a stamp so it might not be useful because it was even signed under duress.

I don't support step dad, step mom step children..

Fresh man and fresh woman should marry.
Divorce is wrong.
Marrying a divorcee is just plain adultery.

Baiser:
Lol
You step dad naa wimp
Dem suppose tear the man slap first.

This is why I hate anything step dad step mom.
Do not marry a divorcee.
Stear clear. Go and find fresh husband or fresh wife and marry.

blacknp:
God save Queen Victoria, not Elizabeth.

Who ever is King or Queen at the moment, that is the person they sing national anthem to.
When they colonised Nigeria, King George was in power. My dad was a kid then, in Warri. And we Nigerians as well as British all sang, God save our gracious King! His son abdicated the throne, gave power to Elizabeth and so everybody began singing God save our Gracious Queen .

bolaayenimo:
because they have no reason to summon her. can you compare the situation here to United Kingdom?

The queen is a monarch. She isn't voted. Her face is on their money. People kneel down before the queen she lives in a Castle, Everybody speaks HER OWN PERSONAL language, English Their national anthem is her own personal praise song, (God save out gracious Queen...)
She is above the president. She authorises the Prime minister to run the country.
The equivalent person in the United Kingdom is the Prime minister. That one, they can summon. Very well..

We only know about broken heart. Not broken jaw
Sorry sha.

Arabs999:
It is not hunger. They were sent, and the mission was accomplished.

Accomplished what?
How much is mace? Any welder can fabricate better mace for you.

They didn't carry the senators' Prado jeep, na mace them carry.
Which kind yeye tiff be that?

Omoslim26:
To all good and law abiding indigene
if you sit back and allow lawlessness and anarchy rule in your community
na una go suffer am las las the rich will always find their way to jakpa
this criminals and hoodlums will come for everything they perceive better than their lazy selves and you might just find them at your door steps

rise and defend your land
dont say they are going after the rich and politifcians bcus they will come for your
they are criminals and criminals are devoid of dignity and common sense

Did the leaders provide for the people?
They refused to pay police salaries and the police turned on us for extortion.
After many years of police extortion and killing, we now protested ENDSARS. And the leaders responded by shooting unarmed peaceful protesters sitting on the road.
Police salaries are still unpaid. Lastma officials have turned to beggars. ASUU salaries, no way.. students Sidon for house no graduation. No certificate.
And the leaders continue with their Billion-Billion salary.
Na wetin na?

Omezif:
If house of assemble in nigerian is not safe, ordinary human without God is worse. Pray for nigeria and nigerians.

Was Nigeria safe before?
It has only escalated to house of assembly

ChoCho54:
They kidnapped the mace for ransom.

Better than skull mining.

Then tiff useless thing.
They supposed to take their cars... All those 100 Million Naira jeep.

princemillla:
First it was oba staff of office now mace

Seems this is the new Trend

The leaders have not provided for the youth.. Attack the leaders
Why can't they just gather and attack Aso Rock. If they can't collect mace, at least they can carry away all those senators jeep, shoes, watch, phone .

jaytii:
They just presented you with a blank cheque.
Sue them for everything they've got.

Congratulations

Hmm. Na wa O. Landlord work no easy O.
When you supposed to be enjoying your money, you will be running up and down with lawyer, shouting anyhow to pursue tenant.

maestro299:
Who is surprised?

I'm surprised that they are still being paid standard salary while still speaking this French that nobody understands..
Cut the salary to ZERO. Their eyes will clear. Idiot people.

Lamasta:
Both the house, the occupants and the invitee are not serious walai, bunch of jokers

The true issue here is:

THEY ARE STILL COLLECTING THEIR SALARY.

Why can't we CUT their salary to ZERO, you go hear different story then ..

Nonsense.