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Politics › Re: Move By Police To Stop Judicial Panel On #EndSARS 'Shocks Presidency' by uuzba(m): 1:59pm On Dec 04, 2020

OOzz:
Shock absorbers. Clowns!!

He didn't express any feelings during Lekki shooting. And we called him heartless.
Na im make E dey express shock now, so we won't call him heartless again.

Crime › Re: 47-Year-Old Man Jailed For Life For Raping 14-Year-Old Stepdaughter In Calabar by uuzba(m): 8:57am On Dec 04, 2020

tillaman:
Hang him by his balls
He doesn’t deserve to live

Also those who watch pornography on their phones as well. That's where it starts from.
We need to cure the problem from the source.

Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Gives 10M Each To Wives Of Police Men Killed During EndSARS Riots by uuzba(m): 10:00pm On Dec 03, 2020

MarveworldNG:
10m not bad

If he supplemented police salary, they won't have collecting bribe everytime and destroying their credibility.
It's now that somebody has died that you will bring money. When he was alive you won't bring it..

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Nairaland General › Re: Big Cobra Found In My Friend's Bathroom by uuzba(m): 1:41am On Dec 03, 2020

mysticwarrior:
that's a west African forest Cobra, very venomous.

The snake told you?

Nairaland General › Re: Big Cobra Found In My Friend's Bathroom by uuzba(m): 1:40am On Dec 03, 2020

toyinjimoh:
I hate snakes with passion

What about snakes without passion? You love those ones.

Politics › Re: 'Switch Off Your Phones' - Lagos #EndSARS Panel's Rule Sparks Controversy by uuzba(m): 1:35am On Dec 03, 2020

lomprico:
what's the point for the panel then?

See how to do Journalism here.

You people and phone .
It's not everywhere you will be carrying Phone up and down.
Even Spiderman is a journalist.

Politics › Re: 'Switch Off Your Phones' - Lagos #EndSARS Panel's Rule Sparks Controversy by uuzba(m): 1:31am On Dec 03, 2020

onyechez:
Is it not same panelists that was shown on TV for everyone to see?
Is it not same victims that was giving accounts of what happened to the panel of enquiry that was on live broadcast on TV for everyone to see?
What are they hiding.

I'm sure they teach journalism with camera and audio recorder..
It's not everything that must be done with phone..

Politics › Re: 'Switch Off Your Phones' - Lagos #EndSARS Panel's Rule Sparks Controversy by uuzba(m): 1:21am On Dec 03, 2020

DenreleDave:

Why should phones be switched off

Just buy camera and use.
Standard
Journalists have been doing this work since before phone came on air.
Spiderman is a journalist na!?

Science/Technology › Re: Fisherman Discovers Rare Nine-legged Octopus After He Boiled It For Dinner (pix) by uuzba(m): 1:16am On Dec 03, 2020

PAWG:
It can be eaten raw. It’s highly nutritious (I’m not kidding)

You have come now O..
The "it can be eaten raw" crew.
2020 Corona Virus no belefull you? You want 2021 wahala again?

Science/Technology › Re: Fisherman Discovers Rare Nine-legged Octopus After He Boiled It For Dinner (pix) by uuzba(m): 1:13am On Dec 03, 2020

toluleke:
You don boil eat your food

But the man is a lair.
How somebody will cook food, he will not count the meat. He didn't even cut it.
Na so them dey do.
Ask him now, he didn't wash it.

Sports › Re: Pat Patterson Dies At 79 by uuzba(m): 12:18am On Dec 03, 2020

opencs9:
Never heard of him

You probably weren't born then.
No problem you don't have to know all the whole history. But learn and move on.

Sports › Re: Pat Patterson Dies At 79 by uuzba(m): 12:14am On Dec 03, 2020

praiseneo:
2020 Weldone your highness

People will still die in 2021.
January 1st even!
We just don't know yet. Let the date reach you will hear the news..
Even tomorrow sef.

Nairaland General › Re: What's The Greatest Lesson You Learnt In Life? by uuzba(m): 12:11am On Dec 03, 2020

Princeton92:
Don't read my message wrongly mbok

I think it's best to follow God first, and then God will grant you your needs.
If one follows his hearts desires first before God, that leads to a lot of terrible things..

Nairaland General › Re: What's The Greatest Lesson You Learnt In Life? by uuzba(m): 6:46pm On Dec 02, 2020

Princeton92:
Humble yourself and live a private life.... rich or poor but don't die being broke AND follow your heart desires

The heart of man is wicked
Is that same heart you want to follow?

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Nairaland General › Re: What's The Greatest Lesson You Learnt In Life? by uuzba(m): 6:44pm On Dec 02, 2020

Don't die

Education › Re: ASUU Strike; The Union Is Still Consulting Its Members by uuzba(m): 8:29am On Dec 02, 2020

Designsking:

This country will never stop to amuse me

How one uneducated guy can hold the blokos of the entire educated people in Nigeria. And with all their book, they can't do him anything.

Travel › Re: What Ebute Metta Looks Like In 2020 (pics, Video) by uuzba(m): 6:17pm On Dec 01, 2020*

RichDad1:
As dirty as this area looks, it’s one of the most expensive places to live in Lagos

One day, long ago, I was in London with my wife. It was November, and a Bank holiday. That means everybody was at-home and the road was empty. For the first time in my life, I drove a car around London on their road. So I could see the road very,very,very well.
Their road has patch-patch all over. I couldn't believe it. A whole London!?.
Yes patch-patch.
But we don't normally notice because there's always heavy traffic blocking, distracting your attention..
But that day sha, we saw it .

That's how it is in popular cities. So don't be surprised.

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Health › Re: Boy Kills Himself In Lagos While Trying To See If Death By Hanging Is Possible by uuzba(m): 5:08pm On Dec 01, 2020

Nuel4:
this is one sentiment I find unbelievably annoying. What do you mean by suicide is not an option? People should have the right to decide they don't want to suffer anymore. Everyone is going to die one day and once you are dead it won't matter to you anymore how old you got or what you were able to achieve so why should people be caged in suffering and discouraged to take their lives? People should be proud to have control over their lives not shamed by cowards

The end result of suicide is an eternity in hell.
It is the greatest disrespect that you can give to God who created you in the first place.
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No matter what your belief is, you didn't create yourself, nor this earth or the universe in which all exists.
Committing suicide is a simple and plain 100% rejection of God for all eternity.
And those who reject God are the devil and everyone who is with him in hell..
You have the rest of your life to decide what you want.
Believe or don't believe, there is God, and he is all open arms for you!
Heaven is free. Hell is free. But why people will happily choose hell fire, I can't tell..
Devil in hell doesn't love Anybody. The whole eternity is he will spend ruthlessly and restlessly beating the shit out the souls with him

Politics › Re: Nigerians Dig Out President Buhari’s Election Promises (video) by uuzba(m): 11:16am On Dec 01, 2020

GayPontiff:
Stupid Nigerians.

Played by a cattle rearer.

This is why ASUU is always short-changed of their salary .
After all the whole education, see the person we elected as president .
Somebody that didn't even go to university.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Sends Get Well Message To Joe Biden After Foot Injury by uuzba(m): 7:50am On Dec 01, 2020

Just playing O. The man don wound
If then begin fight now, wetin go happen?

Politics › Re: UN Withdraws Claim That 110 Farmers Died In Borno Boko Haram Attack by uuzba(m): 10:27pm On Nov 30, 2020

bolaayenimo:
First CNN, now UN

But always Nigeria.
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We are a rich nation. No we are poor.
Buhari should go, No he should stay.
Bokoharam is technically defeated. No they are still there
Lekki massacre. No, nobody died.
We used live bullet, no we used blank bullet..
The Youth have talent, No the youth are unemployable.
ASUU has called off strike. No ASUU is still on strike..
There's Corona. No there's no Corona.

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Travel › Re: What Bode Thomas Street, Surulere Looks Like In 2020 (pics, Video) by uuzba(m): 8:36pm On Nov 29, 2020

swhiss:
Shame!
We keep celebrating mediocrity in this country.
See how streets of other African countries look like in 2020.

Are you aware that Nigeria is under the Sahara Desert and the wind that blows here carries DUST 24/7?
The picture you showed is of SA which is very far from any desert. Same thing happens in Europe.
I once lived in UK and made sure to check UNDER my car and AC vents.
There was no single grain of sand, no dust. Everything shining 24/7/365. I only washed my car 2ce a year. And their roads have no sand.

Politics › Re: Sunday Dare: We Need N81 Million To Cut Abuja Stadium Grass by uuzba(m): 8:22pm On Nov 29, 2020

ThatFairGuy1:
You have an idea about the price?

I don't.
I just know what equipment is required for what.

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Politics › Re: Sunday Dare: We Need N81 Million To Cut Abuja Stadium Grass by uuzba(m): 8:19pm On Nov 29, 2020

newaspiration:
This is very high and whopping sum of money to clear grass. The whole size of the stadium is 432plots both utilised and unutilized plots. Please pay me 10% of the money, I will clear the whole stadium, fumigate it and do thorough cleaning. Please can I bid for the job.

Politics › Re: Sunday Dare: We Need N81 Million To Cut Abuja Stadium Grass by uuzba(m): 8:16pm On Nov 29, 2020

Jagznation:
owo for the boys ,the grass is synthetic so they'll need sophisticated machines which will be imported from Cuba on express to cut the grass

There's a lot of systems that are not in place in this country.
We need systems setup and in place, not just importing equipment all the time.

TV/Movies › Re: Video Cassette: Can You Still Remember Movies You Watched With This? by uuzba(m): 9:26pm On Nov 28, 2020

Godwin5766:
we still get am for house

Oyibo will do video to record history of technology before it's forgotten.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiu0LPeLQPE&t=18s

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Politics › Re: Lekki Shooting: Nigeria Will Never Spare CNN, Others For Spreading Fake News –FG by uuzba(m): 1:39am On Nov 28, 2020

thebosstrevor1:
GOOD.

CNN IS FAKE NEWS.
I STILL DON'T WHY PEOPLE WATCH CNN
CNN IS TO BRAINWASH PEOPLE

NTA IS BETTER THAN CNN

NTA is controlled by the government.
It can never broadcast anything against the government that is paying their salary.
So it's already one sided.

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Crime › Re: Woman Slaughters Her Mother In Akwa Ibom (Graphic Photos) by uuzba(m): 1:34am On Nov 28, 2020

Missyajoke:
Are you for real

I lived there as a kid , far back in the 80's. We heard such rumours then. Though we never had any such case. Everyone just behaving somehow-somehow there.
We left in 85 and moved to Lagos..

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Crime › Re: Woman Slaughters Her Mother In Akwa Ibom (Graphic Photos) by uuzba(m): 1:26am On Nov 28, 2020

Generalwoodz:
My good God! This is Gross.

For once I support jungle justice

I lived in Ikot Ekpene as a kid. That was in the 80's, when it was still called Cross River state.. My parents were working there then.. Well we had gotten the rumours then that they eat people in that place and to avoid certain markets. We never saw anything anyway. We just heard the rumours back then.
But with the nonsense I've seen round this Nigeria now, nobody is better than them. Other tribes are just as Wicked.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Huge Fire Erupts On A Chinese Highway As More Than 40 Vehicles Crash (Photos) by uuzba(m): 7:00pm On Nov 27, 2020

frog12:
bad chinese cars. wetin they use make their motors

You didn't read?
There was fog in the air.
Fog, haze, hammartan, smoke, cloud
People couldn't see each other.
And jam each other.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Huge Fire Erupts On A Chinese Highway As More Than 40 Vehicles Crash (Photos) by uuzba(m): 6:58pm On Nov 27, 2020

Juliusmomoh:
All this fire sef..
Wetin de cause dem..
Me i don't understand o

You didn't read?
There was fog in the air. People couldn't see each other.
And jam each other.

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