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Crime / Re: Driver And Conductor Seriously Fighting Inside Dirty Smelly Gutter by Uyiii: 1:19pm On Feb 17, 2019 |
Made4naijablog:I'm now very convinced our OP here caused the fight, like who wouldn't fight when they hear someone scattering English language like the OP. Like wtf is "waiting for them to fight finish inside their bus", this very line burst my kidney After reading what the OP concocted as an English language, I actually feel like fighting right now! where Pocohantas dey, oya show make I burst your head LWKMD. 13 Likes
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Politics / Re: The Best Science Students In Nigeria Emerges by Uyiii: 12:35pm On Feb 17, 2019 |
This is a very exciting news and in every way front page worthy, but unfortunately will most likely not make it. Long live competitions/shows as the one we've got here that promotes education positively and of course provide the enabling surface for intelligent and resilient human beings to show case themselves. I am so delighted and proud of this news and really encourage the sponsors behind this very commendable act to continue this good work, as this is the bedrock of any nation that wants to be progressive and productive. The awards to the contestants who emerged eventual winners are okay, it's encouraging, but hopefully we gonna do more as a nation making our new generation see the light and worth of education and completely bury the urge to feature in utterly hopeless, unproductive and outrightly stupid shows like Big Brother Naija, Africa or Mercury. I'm not gonna cogitate on chaps in this thread already going tribal, I am gonna highlight the positivity in the tribal attachment to the winners. Yeh, a particular tribe emerged winner here which must be, this should further ignite the fire of other tribes to work harder and make their tribes proud to the over all betterment of our country 9ja. Just imagine everyone in 9ja reading scatter, researching scatter, acceptance of mediocrity will be drastically reduced and positive productivity will envelope us all. Cheers to this very commendable competition and congratulations to the winners and every other contestants. 13 Likes 5 Shares |
Crime / Re: Pastor Catches Man Trying To Steal Tithe During Service by Uyiii: 12:27pm On Feb 17, 2019 |
They're both thieves, one thief just caught the other, end of story Hey before you say nonsense, I believe and love Jesus, so shut the fvck up. 95 Likes 9 Shares
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Politics / Re: 'We Warned Obama About Buhari' - Fani-kayode's Explosive Interview On RT UK by Uyiii: 12:04pm On Feb 17, 2019 |
Mehn, watching Mr Adams Alieu Oshiomhole question the inec chairman, Prof Mahmood Yakubu further reawakened and reminded me not to ever underrate Oshiomhole's acting skill again. Oshiomhole's acting skill is way more advanced than what 9ja's nollywood movies can handle, Oshiomhole acts anamorphically. He would be a very perfect character in the next game of thrones season, maybe acting as the hand of the king of the white walkers would just be perfect because he sure looks like one. Mahmood Yakubu was so astonished as to how good a person can be in acting and almost fvcked up his own script by shouting "haha na Osho, what's all this embarrassment for, you nor dey the room where and when we agree to postpone this matter, baba you go try calm down o". Oshio baba, what an actor 156 Likes 12 Shares |
Romance / Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by Uyiii: 3:46am On Feb 15, 2019 |
Wheeeew! FINALLY!!. 3:46am, my goodness I read every word in this thread with a very keen interest, didn't allow any letter escape my eyes. If I'd read like this in school, I would have graduated with a cgpa of 5.0 Nairaland sweet o, this thread sweet finish, the thread sweet like Christmas turkey complemented with chilled 5alive tropical juice I am not gonna underrate the acronym 'LWKMD' again, like I almost died from laughter, my eyeballs popped outta my eye socket and it took a really great effort for me to fix em' back inside. Now my eyes is just turnioniown, that's so ferk mehn Thread should be awarded the best of the yr already, featured all characters leaving no stone unturned. I can confidently rate this thread with the likes of GoT. More of this abeg, let's make the world a better place through laughter. But las las sha, aside the laughing escapade, I really do hope baba Yigi and aunty Etiti finally came to a compromise to the joy and expectations of their true friends and to the shame of their true fiends. I greet everybody mehn, I was fvcking ENTERTAINED!!! 14 Likes 4 Shares
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Career / Re: Do You Know Any Successful Person That Didn't Attend Any School? by Uyiii: 2:01pm On Feb 14, 2019 |
BULLHARI 51 Likes 7 Shares
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Politics / Re: Twitter On Fire As Nigerians Come For Atiku by Uyiii: 1:56pm On Feb 14, 2019 |
Buhari ruled your grand father, ruled your father, he's ruling you and you still want him to rule your children with gross dementia and incompetence. Haha naa, is it a love potion 40 Likes 9 Shares
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Romance / Re: Different Types Of Girlfriends You Will See On Valentine's Day - Yanbaba Meme by Uyiii: 1:25pm On Feb 14, 2019 |
IdreamOfUnicorn:which is you in your profile, cos as I dey see una so, I fit marry una two 25 Likes 7 Shares
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Politics / Re: Woman And Her Team Stoned While Campaigning For APC In Benin, Edo. Photos by Uyiii: 1:20pm On Feb 14, 2019 |
BeLookingIDIOT:you're exactly your moniker. just be looking you hear, idiat! 200 Likes 13 Shares
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Celebrities / Re: Victoria Kimani Celebrates Valentines Day In Sultry Photos by Uyiii: 1:11pm On Feb 14, 2019 |
ct2:are you not mad like this this is a Vaseline thread please. 20 Likes 3 Shares
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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 14 Suspected Undergraduate Internet Fraudsters In Ibadan by Uyiii: 12:33pm On Feb 14, 2019 |
Lol, I just read in a thread where EFCC arrested FLATICS. now it's the turn of AFONJIZ. and I am now forced to ask this queshun, na competition?? 22 Likes 6 Shares
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Politics / Re: Wife Beaters In Edo To Be Jailed For 2 Years As Governor Signs Bill Into Law. by Uyiii: 12:25pm On Feb 14, 2019 |
It's a simple sturv nowww. If your wife fvcks up in Edo state, no qualms at all. Just take her on a baecation to another state most especially this period, beat her blue black to your satisfaction and return back to your aboard. After all, you didn't beat her in Edo state sense wee not kill me sha; 54 Likes 6 Shares
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Celebrities / Re: IG Slay Queen Jane Mena Shares Lovely Valentines Photos by Uyiii: 12:24pm On Feb 14, 2019 |
delugajackson:Any time I see your moniker, I always read it as deluded jackson, dunno why 14 Likes 4 Shares |
Crime / Re: 5 Yahoo Boys Are Arrested In Port Harcourt, Laptops, Car Recovered by Uyiii: 12:01pm On Feb 14, 2019 |
nonen:hmm, you think I don't know what you've done?? you rushed here hoping they're Afonjas but immediately got disappointed and reoriented yourself to now know we're a people collectively with common values. It's okay, kontinue 32 Likes 12 Shares
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Romance / Re: Valentine: Sierra Leonean Slay Mama's Sex & Health Advice Goes Viral. Reactions by Uyiii: 11:45am On Feb 14, 2019 |
Well, no need to baff us up with too much details. She isn't far from the truth; sex/love making or even cumming through any devisable means isn't to be underrated at all as this act releases hormones that helps build our immune system positively. You can do further research to keep you more informed as to the pros/positivities of love making. P.s: did I just read where someone said she looks permanently surprised because of her marker abi crayon drawn eye brow 15 Likes 3 Shares
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Celebrities / Re: Rachael Okonkwo Gets Ready For Val As She Steps In Lovely Chic Outfits (photos) by Uyiii: 10:04am On Feb 13, 2019 |
sinaj:Lol, you've been saving panties to wash?? hah sinaj, you do this one o Okay cool, you have every reason to be scared. I'll just go wait for you on the bed so you'll join me when you're done washing your saved dirty pants 9 Likes
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Crime / Re: FUTO Undergraduate, Chitere Okoronkwo Kills Her Boyfriend. Photo by Uyiii: 9:57am On Feb 13, 2019 |
Okay I'm scared. I'm really scared of girls right now because of the back door means they use in perpetrating their crimes. Unlike men that confront themselves, giving you the chance to defend yourself, our female folks do not maybe because they're weaker vessels, but now I am really scared of the back door means they use to prove a point. P.s: see her face like 100watts bulb with full current, thunder from Malawi compensate you there, spits (tuueeh). 5 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Police Nab 20-year Old Who Murdered Her Boyfriend by Uyiii: 9:50am On Feb 13, 2019 |
Okay I'm scared. I'm really scared of girls right now because of the back door means they use in perpetrating their crimes. Unlike men that confront themselves, giving you the chance to defend yourself, our female folks do not maybe because they're weaker vessels, but now I am really scared of the back door means they use to prove a point. P.s: see her face like 100watts bulb with full current, thunder from Malawi compensate you there, spits (tuueeh). 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Orji Kalu Relocates To Umuahia Hours To Election, Locks Down Capital For APC by Uyiii: 9:41am On Feb 13, 2019 |
But Zombies sha, haha na, atleast even if you're a zombified zombie and absolutely lack sense, I lend you mine for the moment you gonna read this comment. The truth is, no matter how bad the administration of another government is gonna be, it can never be worse than that of buharis'. Only bubu can beat his record. he's the GOAT in anything and everything that disassociates itself from progression. Okay zombies, let's pretend bubu has good intentions for 9ja, but the old man is not feeling fine now, dementia complemented with Alzheimer disease has hugged him tight and are even running their own campaigns in his brain cells. buhari's campaign has been a whole lot of stress reliever, nigga turned his campaign to a live comedy concert and it's a hit back to back in every state he has featured in. My dear zombies, even as you use my sense to reason with me on this, I know it isn't easy as you haven't thought right for a long period of time now, but I enjoin y'all to see this isn't about politics or party affiliations, but the raw unapologetic truth that buhari is the very last option if 9ja is really gonna be emancipated. 4 Likes 3 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Rachael Okonkwo Gets Ready For Val As She Steps In Lovely Chic Outfits (photos) by Uyiii: 9:36am On Feb 13, 2019 |
droptrend205:stop inciting violence jor, don't influence her final decision negatively. See your head, you wan use me follow back door like tinubu go sleep for there ahbi, I know people like you 5 Likes
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Celebrities / Re: Rachael Okonkwo Gets Ready For Val As She Steps In Lovely Chic Outfits (photos) by Uyiii: 9:19am On Feb 13, 2019 |
sinaj:hi, how about I come wash and sleep with you so we can make babies that'll keep us busy during the next Valentine Think about it. 7 Likes 1 Share
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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Delta State by Uyiii: 9:03am On Feb 13, 2019 |
but las las sha, lightening and thunder will fire Lord Fredrick Lugard Shaw for amalgamating the northern and southern protectorates of Nigeria, it's so evident things are not working naa, as in these two groups share a very contrasting stance. na so I talk reach tysontim:he's just a point of contact to show that they're a very duplicitous conmen who're opportunistic slave goats. again, na so I talk reach 5 Likes 3 Shares |
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