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Made4naijablog:
All While their passengers were watching and waiting for them to fight finish inside their bus!

I'm now very convinced our OP here caused the fight, like who wouldn't fight when they hear someone scattering English language like the OP.

Like wtf is "waiting for them to fight finish inside their bus", this very line burst my kidney

After reading what the OP concocted as an English language, I actually feel like fighting right now!
where Pocohantas dey, oya show make I burst your head

LWKMD.

This is a very exciting news and in every way front page worthy, but unfortunately will most likely not make it.

Long live competitions/shows as the one we've got here that promotes education positively and of course provide the enabling surface for intelligent and resilient human beings to show case themselves.

I am so delighted and proud of this news and really encourage the sponsors behind this very commendable act to continue this good work, as this is the bedrock of any nation that wants to be progressive and productive.

The awards to the contestants who emerged eventual winners are okay, it's encouraging, but hopefully we gonna do more as a nation making our new generation see the light and worth of education and completely bury the urge to feature in utterly hopeless, unproductive and outrightly stupid shows like Big Brother Naija, Africa or Mercury.

I'm not gonna cogitate on chaps in this thread already going tribal, I am gonna highlight the positivity in the tribal attachment to the winners.
Yeh, a particular tribe emerged winner here which must be, this should further ignite the fire of other tribes to work harder and make their tribes proud to the over all betterment of our country 9ja.
Just imagine everyone in 9ja reading scatter, researching scatter, acceptance of mediocrity will be drastically reduced and positive productivity will envelope us all.

Cheers to this very commendable competition and congratulations to the winners and every other contestants.

They're both thieves, one thief just caught the other, end of story

Hey before you say nonsense, I believe and love Jesus, so shut the fvck up.

Mehn, watching Mr Adams Alieu Oshiomhole question the inec chairman, Prof Mahmood Yakubu further reawakened and reminded me not to ever underrate Oshiomhole's acting skill again.

Oshiomhole's acting skill is way more advanced than what 9ja's nollywood movies can handle, Oshiomhole acts anamorphically.
He would be a very perfect character in the next game of thrones season, maybe acting as the hand of the king of the white walkers would just be perfect because he sure looks like one.

Mahmood Yakubu was so astonished as to how good a person can be in acting and almost fvcked up his own script by shouting "haha na Osho, what's all this embarrassment for, you nor dey the room where and when we agree to postpone this matter, baba you go try calm down o".

Oshio baba, what an actor

Wheeeew! FINALLY!!. 3:46am, my goodness

I read every word in this thread with a very keen interest, didn't allow any letter escape my eyes. If I'd read like this in school, I would have graduated with a cgpa of 5.0

Nairaland sweet o, this thread sweet finish, the thread sweet like Christmas turkey complemented with chilled 5alive tropical juice

I am not gonna underrate the acronym 'LWKMD' again, like I almost died from laughter, my eyeballs popped outta my eye socket and it took a really great effort for me to fix em' back inside.
Now my eyes is just turnioniown, that's so ferk mehn

Thread should be awarded the best of the yr already, featured all characters leaving no stone unturned. I can confidently rate this thread with the likes of GoT.

More of this abeg, let's make the world a better place through laughter.
But las las sha, aside the laughing escapade, I really do hope baba Yigi and aunty Etiti finally came to a compromise to the joy and expectations of their true friends and to the shame of their true fiends.

I greet everybody mehn, I was fvcking ENTERTAINED!!!

Buhari ruled your grand father, ruled your father, he's ruling you and you still want him to rule your children with gross dementia and incompetence.

Haha naa, is it a love potion

IdreamOfUnicorn:
The ones that'll buy their boyfriends the usual boxers and singlets

which is you in your profile, cos as I dey see una so, I fit marry una two

BeLookingIDIOT:
Just why cant igbos respect their host!

you're exactly your moniker.

just be looking you hear, idiat!

ct2:
“ You can remember in 2015, I was telling the Igbo, to cast their votes for Buhari because he would win with or without the votes of the Igbo.
“I was called all sorts of derogatory names. Some said I was going to Islamise the whole Igbo. Is Igbo land Islamised today?
“Igbo, today, are playing politics with the mindset of traders, thinking only of the immediate benefits, unlike other tribes that are playing real politics.
“My people, listen to me and listen real good, whatever I tell you to do, do it as it will profit us. I’m telling you, today, that Buhari will win.
“On Saturday, if the Igbo support Buhari and he wins, in 2023, Igbo will have the right to demand Igbo presidency. Those who love Igbo nation must vote for President Buhari, because if we miss this chance, we may not get the presidency even by 2023, 2027 or 2031. The time is right for the Igbo nation to play the right politics, so as to have a clear chance by 2023. okorocha

are you not mad like this
this is a Vaseline thread please.

Lol, I just read in a thread where EFCC arrested FLATICS.
now it's the turn of AFONJIZ.

and I am now forced to ask this queshun, na competition??

It's a simple sturv nowww.
If your wife fvcks up in Edo state, no qualms at all. Just take her on a baecation to another state most especially this period, beat her blue black to your satisfaction and return back to your aboard.

After all, you didn't beat her in Edo state
sense wee not kill me sha;

delugajackson:
Stop making stupid people famous. That's how we ended up with Buhari as president.

Any time I see your moniker, I always read it as deluded jackson, dunno why

nonen:
I’m sure most persons will open this thread just to check names, throw insults, attack each other and finally strongly reinforce our share hatred for each other; instead of expressing worries or concerns about how we as a people have collectively lost our common values.

hmm, you think I don't know what you've done??
you rushed here hoping they're Afonjas but immediately got disappointed and reoriented yourself to now know we're a people collectively with common values.

It's okay, kontinue

Well, no need to baff us up with too much details. She isn't far from the truth; sex/love making or even cumming through any devisable means isn't to be underrated at all as this act releases hormones that helps build our immune system positively.

You can do further research to keep you more informed as to the pros/positivities of love making.

P.s: did I just read where someone said she looks permanently surprised because of her marker abi crayon drawn eye brow

sinaj:
its pant I want to wash tomorrow and I dont let guys come close to my pant

Lol, you've been saving panties to wash?? hah sinaj, you do this one o

Okay cool, you have every reason to be scared. I'll just go wait for you on the bed so you'll join me when you're done washing your saved dirty pants

Okay I'm scared. I'm really scared of girls right now because of the back door means they use in perpetrating their crimes.
Unlike men that confront themselves, giving you the chance to defend yourself, our female folks do not maybe because they're weaker vessels, but now I am really scared of the back door means they use to prove a point.

P.s: see her face like 100watts bulb with full current, thunder from Malawi compensate you there, spits (tuueeh).

Okay I'm scared. I'm really scared of girls right now because of the back door means they use in perpetrating their crimes.
Unlike men that confront themselves, giving you the chance to defend yourself, our female folks do not maybe because they're weaker vessels, but now I am really scared of the back door means they use to prove a point.

P.s: see her face like 100watts bulb with full current, thunder from Malawi compensate you there, spits (tuueeh).

But Zombies sha, haha na, atleast even if you're a zombified zombie and absolutely lack sense, I lend you mine for the moment you gonna read this comment.

The truth is, no matter how bad the administration of another government is gonna be, it can never be worse than that of buharis'. Only bubu can beat his record.
he's the GOAT in anything and everything that disassociates itself from progression.

Okay zombies, let's pretend bubu has good intentions for 9ja, but the old man is not feeling fine now, dementia complemented with Alzheimer disease has hugged him tight and are even running their own campaigns in his brain cells.
buhari's campaign has been a whole lot of stress reliever, nigga turned his campaign to a live comedy concert and it's a hit back to back in every state he has featured in.

My dear zombies, even as you use my sense to reason with me on this, I know it isn't easy as you haven't thought right for a long period of time now, but I enjoin y'all to see this isn't about politics or party affiliations, but the raw unapologetic truth that buhari is the very last option if 9ja is really gonna be emancipated.

droptrend205:
sinaj is coming for you

Better Run away

stop inciting violence jor, don't influence her final decision negatively.

See your head, you wan use me follow back door like tinubu go sleep for there ahbi, I know people like you

sinaj:
Seems I will be the only one to wash and sleep all day tomorrow

hi, how about I come wash and sleep with you so we can make babies that'll keep us busy during the next Valentine

Think about it.

but las las sha, lightening and thunder will fire Lord Fredrick Lugard Shaw for amalgamating the northern and southern protectorates of Nigeria, it's so evident things are not working naa, as in these two groups share a very contrasting stance.

na so I talk reach

tysontim:
The person that started this deji is a Yoruba, attack Osun or Oyo instead leave kano abeg.

he's just a point of contact to show that they're a very duplicitous conmen who're opportunistic slave goats.

again, na so I talk reach