NgeneUkwenu:


That's what the lady I called said. I don't have time for those Wahala. I will dash them out. But I am done with anything jumia.

come dash me naa

dash ko, zombie nii

What's is Valentine's day, are we voting for Valentine
I thought the presidential election is on the 16th. If Valentine is a presidential candidate, he should wait till on the 16th to see the votes and love he garners.

P.s: but this pussypreek lady sha, her face is just paintingoniown, that's so ferk mehn.

pocohantas:


Hehehe, Uyii is my friend because of gist?
How old do you think I am?

As for every other thing you said, it is mutual. Hate is vey expensive to maintain; why would I want to incur such expense over Nlders.

Yea, you are very correct. Only a fool will think all their ramblings is because I am a supposed feminist. And only a bigger fool will make that much noise because I am a feminist. Abi na me be the only "feminist" for NL

I think you're 47

okay, that's a joke. I read a comment whr ishilove said you're in your early 20's, but if I was gonna permute online, I'll say you're in your late 20's or early 30's which I really think you are.

Anyhow sha since you cool and don't want to clarify the extreme online and offline diss with me maybe because of how open here is, then no qualms.
but just know sha say my own na out of likeness for your online xter, oya chop knuckle and see you on another thread with a correct confirm stroking

pocohantas:
When I see alphamales/MGTOW, I see bunch of elements who have confused themselves with their illusions. I see a man who has been hurt by women and is trying so hard to prove to women that he can do without them. They are worse than the "feminist" they so hate.

Show me a man who is in a loving relationship with a woman who loves him back that is into this alphamale/MGTOW stuff...and I will show you a virgin mother of 5.

OP, congratulations on being liberated. Watch how happy you will be now... Alpha males spend so much time scheming, you can only imagine how stressful love/relationship must be for them. Zero-spontaneity

Lol, as usual you've got the very wrong notion as regards the alpha male concept but I am not mentioning you for this, reason why I didn't mention you earlier.

I saw some of the comments in 'ashewo beer parlor' and I am like Poco, what's really going on? because ordinarily I use to think it's just normal banters/trolls in NL as a social forum, like banters must be exchanged (it's a norm) and as a girl who normally stands out strong fronting for the rest of your gender who cannot with opposing your opposite gender more often than not has now made you very popular in the circus of some of the guys here.

I do mention you teasingly because of this trademark attached to you and like yah, I really end it there once I log out, like normal social media talks but it seems sturvs happening to you in NL with some guys here is really beyond NL, like it's now an offline thing and it's not even related to your "feminist" stance here.
As a friend sha, would have really love to know what the qualms is because I read very toxic comments that forced me to mention you now, like the motive behind those talks are way beyond mere internet trolls.

You know, as I earlier said to you some time ago, there are very intelligent chaps here that makes NL so intriguing for me, like I love reading their comments when indeed I couldn't drop mine. So aside the fact we share disparities on some of your talks, yours still fall in the category of the comments I like to see and read.

For using your sobriquet to make jokes, okay I don't think it'll stop anytime soon sha, your sobriquet is just so sweet for teasing/trolling, well maybe because of the popularity attached to it but I just want you to know it's done all for social media sake, no real hard feelings at all and I trust you strong enough to know and not even give a fvck but play along just to make this place as lively and fascinating as it can ever be for all of us.

What's this zombie tryna explain, that he is not a zombie

My brother you're an unfortunate zombified zombie, period!.

Is a dick suppose to wet or hard, or you've got a pussy for a preek you unintelligent fallible pussy.

Your sobriquet says it all, juxtaposing itself as so evident in the gibberish you spewed as your crass concept of defining an alpha male.
Like how'll you settle down in whatever smelling dungeon you presently are and confidently compose nonsense because you feel and think there are unintelligent chaps like you in NL who will jump into agreeing with you without fully comprehending the hogwash you tryna disseminate.

And people like you hardly ever learn even when tutored directly and privately, just like when someone is mad, they'll never agree they're mad.

I'll rest my case here sha, make I nor go bury you finish.
oya prove your stupidity and quote me now lemme remove your head finally like Lord stark.

but this Goodluck Jonathan sha, the man is so fvcking calm, everything that spells PEACE smells around him.

truth is 9ja even did him a favor by voting him out and replacing him with a LIFELESS senseless demented devil.
Jonathan has been wanting to cool of politics, relax and enjoy life with his wife, children and grandchildren.

"My political career isn't worth the blood of any Nigerian", this nigga said this even when a rambling dog was threatening the whole country with body bags and blood shed if the outcome of the then presidential elections doesn't favor him.

My respek anyday, anytime Mr Jonathan, PEACE ambassador.

So how's kneeling to appreciate whoever she's appreciating for coming to her wedding a mentality of slavery??
but these stupid slay she goats of nowadays sha, one of the she goats up there even had the effrontery to say this is the injustice and inequality the female folks are subjugated to, like wtf is that, is this from a feminist point of view or outright stupidity enveloped in one crass creature.

People always judging and jumping like morons into stupid conclusions, who knows if she was brought up by that particular person she's kneeling for, idiats.
and for the bride to be so level headed, humble on her very big day says a lot about her and how lucky the groom is to have this very adorable damsel.

may God push this kinda people to us, not these she goats littering all over the place today, claiming stupid rights, misusing english lang in the name of stupid feminism. rubbiish and pocohantas.

But Zombies sha, haha na, atleast even if you're a zombified zombie and absolutely lack sense, I lend you mine for the moment you gonna read this comment.

The truth is, no matter how bad the administration of another government is gonna be, it can never be worse than that of buharis'. Only bubu can beat his record.
he's the GOAT in anything and everything that disassociates itself from progression.

Okay zombies, let's pretend bubu has good intentions for 9ja, but the old man is not feeling fine now, dementia complemented with Alzheimer disease has hugged him tight and are even running their own campaigns in his brain cells.
buhari's campaign has been a whole lot of stress reliever, nigga turned his campaign to a live comedy concert and it's a hit back to back in every state he has featured in.

My dear zombies, even as you use my sense to reason with me on this, I know it isn't easy as you haven't thought right for a long period of time now, but I enjoin y'all to see this isn't about politics or party affiliations, but the raw unapologetic truth that buhari is the very last option if 9ja is really gonna be emancipated.

It's so obvious who fvcked who here.
The man laying lifeless after he has been fvcked like a little pussy and the woman who I am very sure uses ogogoro to wash her mouth every morning still had the strength to take selfies.

My respek to the woman, you're the man

Amaechi: how fr naa Sola, how this night go be naa??

Gbemisola: my sweetie pie, I never know o, this campaign just dey take person time anyhow.

Amaechi: abeg relax jor, make we take some time off make I go re-angle you again for that position wey you say you like well well.
Remember, you nor even give me bj the last time

Gbemisola: hmm hmm, my amaechi amaechi. Oya nor worry you go hear am hot this night, na so I go take position my mouth for you

Lai: *rubbing his hands* hah, mrs sola, I know how to kpansh too o, in fact my john Thomas is so big that when you look at it, you won't see anything

Truth is, the masses are only again reconsidering PDP because it shares almost same exact force as an opposition party with the current LIFELESS administration 9ja is wallowing in right now.

The masses are only singing songs of PDP again not because they're the best option, we've got viable chaps in lesser parties, but as earlier purported, PDP is a big force and far more better than this bedevilled, ambitionless, nepotistic zombie inclined foolish current administration who doesn't know their left from their right in totality.

Now you PDP, Nigerians has tasted another party and are woefully regretting it, because apart from this current party being overly corrupt which they'll never agree to, they're also very dictatorial senselessly which is very very dangerous to Nigerians as a populace.

PDP, Nigerians wanto again entrust their votes of confidence in you, if you FVCK us up again ehn, Atiku if you fvck us up ehnn like before, thunder go too fire una o.
This one nor be joke o, una go just dey die miserably, because ordinarily I wouldn't have wanted any of these two demons, but one is more demonic and lifeless than the other and Nigerian populace hasn't matured to filter intelligence and intellectuals from religious and tribal sentiments, so we just have to manage the lesser demon.

so baba Atiku, we know you and your PDP, that woman up there as a very crystal example has been so bedridden with over greediness and corruption, but above all odds, we entrusting our votes again to you to save us all from LIFELESSNESS, abeg nor fvck us up, na beg I dey beg you, nor let us regret our stance.

But Zombies sha, haha na, atleast even if you're a zombified zombie and absolutely lack sense, I lend you mine for the moment you gonna read this comment.

The truth is, no matter how bad the administration of another government is gonna be, it can never be worse than that of buharis'. Only bubu can beat his record.
he's the GOAT in anything and everything that disassociates itself from progression.

Okay zombies, let's pretend bubu has good intentions for 9ja, but the old man is not feeling fine now, dementia complemented with Alzheimer disease has hugged him tight and are even running their own campaigns in his brain cells.
buhari's campaign has been a whole lot of stress reliever, nigga turned his campaign to a live comedy concert and it's a hit back to back in every state he has featured in.

My dear zombies, even as you use my sense to reason with me on this, I know it isn't easy as you haven't thought right for a long period of time now, but I enjoin y'all to see this isn't about politics or party affiliations, but the raw unapologetic truth that buhari is the very last option if 9ja is really gonna be emancipated.

I kinda agree with Reno on this sha but not absolutely.
If you in a relationship with someone, both genders as the case might be, making and seeing each other look good for yourselves "as una power reach" is just one of the avenues to profess your love for each other and of course, we cannot totally sideline the involvement of money to achieve this feat.

Anyone who's on the side of marriage must start with a person somewhere, "na from clap dem take dey enter dance". No one can just jump like a dog into marriage no matter how short their courtship is, so in the process of boyfriend/girlfriend, money must exchange hands but I am gonna reiterate this again, " na as una power reach ".

Houseofglam7:
You signed up for it.
Now,shut up and be a mother.
We got better things to worry about

If this very outrageous hogwash was said by a man, it would have been overlooked as to the ignorance and experience the men don't and won't pass through as compared to our opposite gender.
But coming from a girl like you to your fellow gender really shows how much your gender disrespects themselves even in the sight of men, like you don't even care if you gonna be a mother one day, I am very sure you not one atm.
Truth is forget bashing these celebs, she's only tryna glorify motherhood which encompasses your dull self and yah big respek to all the mothers out there, and for you, you spewed absolute gibberish.
I hope you start having sense from now on, cheers.

post=75583343:
ok

Nairaland bacteria, an ubiquitous chief resident zombie

Someone said it's highly likely this nigga will commit suicide if he doesn't emerge the winner in the forthcoming Lagos gubernatorial elections and yeh, I kinda see the sense in what this someone said.

Nigga now even outperforming ambode in governorship duties, oga nor wan calm down small.
third mainland bridge don full o, I nor wan hear tory that touches the heart, space still dey marina sha

P.s: our madam's teeth sha, teeth just be like nail cutter

Suspect's cousin: which kin wahala be this na. so someone cannot teach you something and live in peace again.
na me fvck up.

So this is it, these niggaz suspended strike so students who registered around school vicinities won't be disenfranchised.

Isn't 9ja a wonderful country??
A country where election is more important than education, twale for Nigeria.

Even with this whole very pathetic scenario here, I am just concerned about her pant.
is her pant safe because who dey strip dey strip, who dey thief pant dey thief pant.

When and where the problem is gonna arise is the moment she's allowed to put her clothes on and booom, pant is gone, pant don trek reach one sango altar for ogbomosho


P.s: Happy belated birthday Jasonscoolari, I was on ban when you celebrated your birthday and I promised to wish you a happy birthday whenever my ban elapses.
So I wish you all the very goodies goodies of life even as you've celebrated your birthday and the days beyond, cheers baba.
Meanwhile, con carry your waffi people comot here o

Teni: I go slap agbero for your case, I go call Mc Oluomo, I go report all of them.

Mc Oluomo: report all of them to who naoww
na me bring you come Lagos, I resemble your papa?

biko free me o, before dem use makanji transport me go my early grave.

But Zombies sha, haha na, atleast even if you're a zombified zombie and absolutely lack sense, I lend you mine for the moment you gonna read this comment.

The truth is, no matter how bad the administration of another government is gonna be, it can never be worse than that of buharis'. Only bubu can beat his record.
he's the GOAT in anything and everything that disassociates itself from progression.

Okay zombies, let's pretend bubu has good intentions for 9ja, but the old man is not feeling fine now, dementia complemented with Alzheimer disease has hugged him tight and are even running their own campaigns in his brain cells.
buhari's campaign has been a whole lot of stress reliever, nigga turned his campaign to a live comedy concert and it's a hit back to back in every state he has featured in.

My dear zombies, even as you use my sense to reason with me on this, I know it isn't easy as you haven't thought right for a long period of time now, but I enjoin y'all to see this isn't about politics or party affiliations, but the raw unapologetic truth that buhari is the very last option if 9ja is really gonna be emancipated.

But Zombies sha, haha na, atleast even if you're a zombified zombie and absolutely lack sense, I lend you mine for the moment you gonna read this comment.

The truth is, no matter how bad the administration of another government is gonna be, it can never be worse than that of buharis'. Only bubu can beat his record.
he's the GOAT in anything and everything that disassociates itself from progression.

Okay zombies, let's pretend bubu has good intentions for 9ja, but the old man is not feeling fine now, dementia complemented with Alzheimer disease has hugged him tight and are even running their own campaigns in his brain cells.
buhari's campaign has been a whole lot of stress reliever, nigga turned his campaign to a live comedy concert and it's a hit back to back in every state he has featured in.

My dear zombies, even as you use my sense to reason with me on this, I know it isn't easy as you haven't thought right for a long period of time now, but I enjoin y'all to see this isn't about politics or party affiliations, but the raw unapologetic truth that buhari is the very last option if 9ja is really gonna be emancipated.

No dear, the painting is so real that I can't separate the drawing from the picture itself but I can categorically separate a LIFELESS person still posing as a presidential candidate from human beings that are still alive.

P.s: nevertheless, the one on the left is the painting but the hand behind this is a genius, my respek to whoever you're, I don see who draw pass me

they want to crash the only thing we can manage in this administration.

na my grand mama he wan propose to before??

okay no wahala, since you've posted this very educative news already, make I fry small beans.

The nigga is like; even with this my baseball cap head, Zombies will still vote for me knowing fully well I am suffering from dementia and my brain is totally devoid of sense.

na wa for Zombies sha.

From the look of things, it seems the auditioning is even more interesting than the 3months show itself.

Jeez, so much enjoyed reading this nigga's script, read it with keen interest.
Exaggerated or not, the tory just belike 'mission impossible' movie, the thing sweet my balls

But in any case, that's what we get as a nation who has now totally relegated education to the slums and has now hopelessly dignified unproductive shows/ventures that will so on the long run make us lag behind in the pecking order of progressive nations with sense.

Campaigns all over the place today, bbn auditions has taken over, but ASUU is still fvcking on strike.
Passing of knowledge/lecturing, learning, sharing ideas in schools is currently on hold with no positive resolve in sight, and no one seems to care.
Instead we see zombies on the rise like a wild fire complemented with diesel.

Oh what a country, 9ja.
Lemme tell you all, no matter how we gonna rubbish education as a nation, education will still survive, education will stand up on her feat again and say enough is enough, it's time for y'all to give me the attention and accolades I deserve.
It's time for y'all to know that I am still the key and it's a thing of pride and joy to have me.
never again shall I be compared and even overlooked at the expense of frivolous and very hopelessly senseless shows as bbn, my worth will at the end of the day still supersede all.

With these words of education I am betting my hope on, that a time will come when best graduating students and very innovative individuals will be graced and blessed with 45million grand instead of this rubbish we've been forced to shove into our arses.

Not a student, graduated a long time ago, but on behalf of serious and resilient students, I say ASUU and FG, thunder go fire una father lap well well.

isn't that

so na the barbeque wey you dey sell be this, hand don meet you today

Please you people should not leave him o, come on roast him alive and serve him as a barbeque to his fellow Zombies