₦airaland Forum

buhari's agricultural policy are so huge (massive), the agricultural products produced are so many that we can't even see them.

cc; Lai Mohammed.

p.s: where the man even dey sef, I never see am since.
or is he where he's where were wear

duduade:
And the dude is ugly sha

In his face or bank account, because if he's not ugly in the latter, then your opinion is very irrelevant.

okay good, very very relevant news.
the president's daughter is back in shape, so invariably this news will bring the country's economy back in shape.

now talk of the definition of nonsense, spits.

IamD18:
Nobody noticed him there.

It's better I stand in front of the white house in Washington Dc than to stand on all nairaland threads dragging for first to comment with castigating and calling girls you're not better than evening news papers and oloshos.

so you see your life, when miracle was travelling to the white house, you were still where you're where were wear

madridguy:
Dino, get him a lawyer and stop ranting.

are you people so daft or what, he should again get a lawyer for someone that has met his full bail conditions and has been discharged and acquitted.

is it that the criteria or eligibility to support buhari automatically means you'll no longer need your brain to converse and act with daily happenings visible to all?
little wonder you guys have been tagged zombie, very nice and befitting name.


and for dino malaye, terming the subject(person in question) of the topic as an activist is very laughable, we all know he's a PDP member, nevertheless it doesn't mean the full verdict of the law shouldn't be recognized no matter who's involved.

so it's so unfortunate and rather outrightly pathetic that this failed government has so crippled, damaged and sidelined our judiciary system which is suppose to be the bedrock and determining factor of a nation that wants to prosper against all odds.

right now, we don't even know why we're where were wear

Someone said another man is feeding him, Ode

the guy is really an ode if there's any atom of truth in his post. he's gallivanting like a mad dog all over the place hipping praises on his olosho girlfriend on how she's an oversized wife material whereas a long preek is at the corner browsing her website with 4G network and compensating her with the money used in buying this foodstuffs and our 'mumu' nigga thinks it's his #1500 because na your babe plant yam for the market women abi??

these are the kind of people that will vote for buhari again, una lie lie get sense.
una mumu never do

so we should now fry beans abi
very irrelevant news, more useless and stupid than the 'p' in psychology.

so we should now fry beans abi
very irrelevant news, more useless and stupid than the 'p' in psychology.

a clear example of when the hunter becomes the hunted. you Linda Ikeji, your oversabi and amebo mouth nor go kill you.

and did I just read where she said 'even in real life', so she knows social media is fake life, nonsense fake people.

she's been trapped as a glorified olosho and preek worshipper, now she's tryna defend her past waywardness and buy sympathy from potential lambasters.

e nor go work Linda, you now have a preeko-cell disease, deal with the treatment afterwards.

and buhari go still reject this prayers, what an irony
but he's campaigning to come back again, maybe to bury 9ja finally because he has killed 9ja already.

anyways, I pray for him that his life will be subsidize like the fuel subsidy

Xinzu:
Uyii, are you confused? It's quite ironic that you chose to attack your own tribe. Let's leave state aside, bro, you're more Igbo than you will ever be Yoruba not to talk of Hausa. Guess what, in the eyes of these people you're trying hard to famz, you're Igbo! I've seen several threads where Akwa-Cross people perpetrated one crime or the other and they were labelled IPOB by the same people you're identifying with. It's your prerogative anyway and you're free to do what you want with it. Stay safe bro.

Lol, don't mind that guy.
he formulated a tribe for me, I am Bini and stay safe too.

I read the story and didn't see where the man caught his wife pant down, or is mistakenly sending a nude picture meant for her boyfriend to her husband same as catching someone pant down
the wife here have every advantage of plausible deniability, telling the husband she wanted to add more spice to the stew in their marriage with sending him nudes.

Nevertheless sha, majority of girls in 9ja are a popular FARM TOOL purchased at anybody's disposal with enough coins. I am not in anyway defending the woman because we know them, just dropping my 2kobo to the way the story we have here was disseminated.

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modified: okay, I've read the whole story, didn't click the link befr, not everyone has the time to click links, pour everything here instead.

at the end of the tory, she was caught nakëd, she nor even where, were sorry wear pant

cc; osibanjo
where, were, ware, wear.

agbonkamen:
Some men are useless Sha must you allow your wife to displace her talent...(oloshism)

aren't women a wonderful creature. this one still found a way to insult the man and exonerated her mentor.

I fear who nor fear una.

even if the man we have here is a farmer, he doesn't look like a subsistence or rather peasant farmer that requires using an exposed hoe as a farm tool.

he should instead marry/embrace other covered-up farming tools and technologies like ploughing machines and tractors instead of suffering himself with remaining unproductive all through his life with this exposed hoe as a farm tool.

Larryfest:
I wonder why guys sef no dey take sultry birthday pics

guys and sultry birthday pics??
are you sure your sense is not paining you or you're attracted to strong yansh

A very short epistle from me to you, please bear with me and digest this talk.
I want to tell you why black as a race is very retrogressive, backward and lower in the pecking order of all other races. this isn't inferiority complex at it's best, it is just what it is.

Black as a color of a thing is so cool, attractive in it's own stead, matches every other color and almost generally accepted by all little wonder most people have lots of black clothes or gadgets because it's just so cool.

so black as a color isn't a problem, people all over the world love black color.
what then is the problem, you wanna know??
this is it, the consortium of black as a people.

It's so unfortunate and outrightly pathetic that black as a race is more closer if not even worse than the way animals behave, retrogressiveness, wickedness and jealousy are the most conspicuous attributes of a place crowded with black people.

we've got good black people, intelligent black people which of course I am included, so it's so unfortunate to we good people that our race as blacks have more wayward and stupid people as a large populace of the race.

this we have here as a topic today is just a pinch of salt from the numerous reasons we're so far behind in the pecking order of races.

just imagine one goat headed soldier wey nor know hin left from hin right go con tel me say make I barb my afro wey I don dey keep for 2decades as if say the hair na terrorist

see this old hag, who your fvcking story epp. thunder fire you and your story.

but people can be very senseless sha, how can a woman like her that so much craves for attention not expect negative critisms, you people live on the illusions of social media and when a guy like me triple blast you, you play the blame game and cry fowl.

see make up wey person even where, were, sorry wear
It's enough to paint a duplex.
you should even be grateful you have cash to spare from your olosho business and of course your surgery ordeals in life are the consequences of the numerous preeks you've collected.

faithful women dey this 9ja wey don suffer pass you, they didn't slap it on our faces.
na instagram I blame sha, imaginary life and likes kill una for there.

is this game of thrones abi game of pënis

but anyhow sha, women are really stepping up their games, thrashing out issues like men and refusing to hold grudges against each other for a long arse eternity.

so na this kind news I dey like, very sweet news.

the unapologetic truth is, the worse decision Nigerians as a people can make in the next general elections is to remain bubu as the presido.

this is the worse administration so far to a very large extent, even zombies knows this is true but will outrightly deny it why because they're zombies.

hard-working people are falling into the hole of poverty every now and then because a certain shop has been locked to pursue oppositions you've termed as thieves whereas these thieves are eating and dining with you in your hopeless and rather unproductive, wicked, greedy and senseless cabinet of apes.

to crown it all, these fake people who are demons in human clothing will still open their smelly gutter they have as a mouth to lie on the hopeless conditions of the populace to foreign nations.

It's gonna be so unfortunate, pathetic, traumatic and hopelessly hopeless if buhari wins again, I don't give a fvck who's gonna remove him, but him coming again as the presido is gonna be the worse decision made.

he has shown you he's got nothing upstairs, maybe he'll use the next four yrs if given the chance to show the world he has nothing downstairs also.

VOTE WISELY PEOPLE.

but seriously, just think about it.
here we have a grandma smoking weed knowing fully well selling potato in France is more expensive than going to Mali to buy rice.
just think about it, we as human beings should try as much as possible to fry plantain in this harmattan so that recharge card will not increase in game of thrones

so my people, just think about it.

shellybee:
Do you wanna test that theory?

nah, wanna test the practical

and I promise when you allow me practicalize with you, the woman we have here is gonna be your everlasting mentor

shellybee:
Any man that tries to rape a woman like me should expect a broken dick and injured testicles

because there are sharp objects inside your pünani abii

I don't encourage raping, I even advocate raping as a crime should be punishable by removing the testes if it's a male involved and make the motherfucker ball-less.
but lemme tell you, hope and be very smart you don't have an encounter with one of em', they gonna rape you like a potato red head to the moon and back and their pënis remains unharmed.

LuciferGospel:
#EJIKEBBQGRILLS


It is well.

*spits

be sensible at least for once na, which kind devil be this wey nor get sense.
you should be happy he's coming to lay his bed close to yours in hell fire.

p.s: you're always spitting, sure say you nor get cancer of the tongue so you fvcking deluded devil

IamDGrateful:
sorry bro, I'm not. The person must have done you a strong thing. Thanks for the bolded

nah, he's my guy.
and you're welcome for the emboldened

is this IamD18, because if it's you bro, I want to tell you that thunder will fire you right now, and also assure you that at the end of your search, na old evening news papers like pocohantas and saffi you go end up with.

If it's not donstan, then you're safe op and you can carry on with your search with our full blessings and anointing, bur if it's donstan, na thunder go fire you to ashawo beer parlor and back you old cargo

this op go stingy sha, someone like op go bargain bride price of #5 simply because he won't condescend to paying the initial amount mentioned.

If I catch you near my daughter ehn, na catapult I go take pursue you.

sharp girls don mark your face, once you make any advances, na alele

sagging boobs also known as thinking boobs or boobs that succumbed to pressure are graced with lots of qualities and these qualities includes;

1. it can be used in place of a fan when there's no light.
2. it can be used to kill mosquito.
3. it can serve as a pillow when there's none.
4. you can use it to scratch your back.

so you see, y'all with sagging boobs aren't outrightly and utterly useless in life, everything get hin own positivity for this life

p.s: nothing like firm or proud boobi-tenesis sha, as a man, you'll dance shaku-shaku when you're soco soco

EbukaHades10:
How is this one 17 years?


Who and who press this bwest at 17 or b4 17?


How the bwest go be if she enter 25 years?


How this one take concern Jesus?

see why people dey fail exams, common thread for nairaland now, you nor fit understand.
the white girl is 17, not the pioneer of the sagging boobs movement

so I wonder who press your brain at 17 and I can't imagine how dull you'll be when you're 25

if this is the so-called smartness 'Igbos' as a tribe use in disturbing and perforating all over the place, then I don't want to be smart.

truth is, we know we've got good people in every tribe, igbos included, but demn, majority of you are so condemned and conquered to illegality and more often than not, the means you apply in making money is so detrimental to a very large populace.

crime na crime, but I tell you making fake drugs is worse than killing two or three persons for ritual purposes.
disseminating fake products to the public for people to consume, what a tribe.

them use illegality swear for una.