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Celebrities › Re: 2019, The Year I Will Have Beard - Reekado Banks List His New Year Resolution by Uyiii: 4:26pm On Jan 01, 2019

beards on a man is cool, very cool.
okay now as a man, you have beards, but do you have sense huh

beards is important, but sense is importanter.

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Politics › Re: Senator Dino Melaye Speaks From His Hideout. Nigerians React (Video, Photos) by Uyiii: 3:50pm On Jan 01, 2019*

9ja police searching for dino melaye like he's a nokia 3310 phone that's gone missing.
nonsense and pocohantas cheesy

pocohantas:
Lol, so e pain you like this? You think say Politics na Romance section wey dey indulge stupidity? Anyway, now you have decided to go this path, you will become very popular and rich in NL likes... alpha males leeching on women since the day of Adams

shut the fvck up jor, you just dey zwor anyhow since.
isn't it obvious I like you, since you nor get sense to fathom am yourself.
that's how I profess my likeness for someone.
NL popularity dey bring money?? cheesy

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Politics › Re: Senator Dino Melaye Speaks From His Hideout. Nigerians React (Video, Photos) by Uyiii: 3:50pm On Jan 01, 2019

midolian:
This guy is a mistake that must be corrected by the good people of Kogi

Dino will/must not return to the Senate

"Lemme be your zombie o, zombie o, I want to be your zombie o, zombie o"

I guessed you've heard the song, Mr P ft Simi, I am very sure they composed and sang the song because of you.

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Sports › Re: Buffon: Neymar Better Than Ballon D'or Winners by Uyiii: 2:51pm On Jan 01, 2019

hello nairalanders, brace yourselves, we've already been graced with the joke of the year, courtesy Gianluigi Buffon.

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Romance › Re: 'New Year, New Boyfriends' - Slay Queen As She Shares New Year Photos by Uyiii: 2:38pm On Jan 01, 2019*

The young lady who describes herself as an "aspiring Trillionaire and day dreamer"

Lol, some oloshos can be very funny at times sha like the fvcking one we've got here.
want to be a trillionaire through oloshoism, you know how many pënis you go collect huh

by the time they're done with your sorry arse, you would have forgotten the oloshoic goal you set to achieve initially.

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Romance › Re: 'New Year, New Boyfriends' - Slay Queen As She Shares New Year Photos by Uyiii: 2:35pm On Jan 01, 2019*

IamD18:
She's no different from these ladies who'll come here to form and claim focused and career ladies.

Getting a "BOYFRIEND" is the major goal of an average Nigerian lady.

I know one of em', sobriquet is Pocohanta..... lipsrsealed

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Christianity Etc › Re: 2019 Prophecies By Bishop David Oyedepo by Uyiii: 1:19pm On Jan 01, 2019*

What God told me will happen in 2019.

1. Election will be contested this year and a winner will emerge, God said the winner should be very wary because it's emerging factor will be that of an emergency cheesy

2. ASUU will call off strike without FG meeting their primary demands but condescending and conniving with a snitching and powerful few in the ASUU periphery.

3. Manchester United will make top four and be recognized again as a club not to toy with.
watch out Liverpool, your downfall might come out of over confidence and excitedness.

4. Pocohantas will get married this year, God said she should do away with all old newspapers stock piled in her house as this is an accessible means the enemies of marriage has been taking advantage of.

5.Lalasticlala's child will be one this year, God said a snake stewed overwhelming celebration will be imminent when the time eventually arrives.

6. In this 2019, God has again reiterated that I will be receiving money from people for no just cause starting from today, God has also said if you read this prophesies from his beloved child in whom He's well pleased without asking for the akant number, your 2019 will likely be a mirror image of the vice presidential debate of Osinbanjo.
you won't just know why you're where were wear cheesy

7. Finally, this 2019, we've been told and advised to be prudent in spending to avoid eating remnants from others, there'r 15months in 2019 with January alone taking charge of three months.
real spelling and pronunciation of January is Jaaaaannnnnuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaarrrrrrryyyyyyy cheesy

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Christianity Etc › Re: 2019 Prophecies: Paul Enenche Reveals What God Told Him Will Happen In Nigeria by Uyiii: 8:47am On Jan 01, 2019*

2. ASUU will call off strike without FG meeting their primary demands but condescending and conniving with a snitching and powerful few in the ASUU periphery.

3. Manchester United will make top four and be recognized again as a club not to toy with.
watch out Liverpool, your downfall might come out of over confidence and excitedness.

4. Pocohantas will get married this year, God said she should do away with all old newspapers stock piled in her house as this is an accessible means the enemies of marriage have been taken advantage of.

5.Lalasticlala's child will be one this year, God said a snake stewed overwhelming celebration will be imminent when the time eventually arrives.

6. In this 2019, God has again reiterated that I will be receiving money from people for no just cause starting from today, God has also said if you read this prophesies from his beloved child in whom He's well pleased without asking for the akant number, your 2019 will likely be a mirror image of the vice presidential debate of Osinbanjo.
you won't just know why you're where were wear cheesy

pocohantas:
And he didn't say anything about your mental state? Something like you will have more sense this year? Mind your business more? Train your brain more than/like you trained your abs?

You won't receive money for no just cause, you go out and work for money. That is what you should do, not stay online and bother about other people's marital status.

Were you not the same creature that was attacking another for calling ladies evening newspaper? Alpha males will always be very stupid.

haha aunty naa cheesy

, they're just prophesies, I nor curse you o.
and someone cannot even play with you, ontop prophesy naim you dey vent all of your sturvs you've observed about my life??
easy easy, beta female, I won't call you a stupid rotten creature sha, it's against the rudiments of prophesies.

happy new yr and relax jor make you lick small mango cheesy

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Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Celebrities React To Toolz Pregnancy Photos, Videos And Testimony by Uyiii: 10:11pm On Dec 31, 2018

just think about it.
here we have toolz of all people now having a child, so why should every barren woman think she can't fry plantain instead of cooking beans in this harmattan that have begotten selling of recharge card to anya stark in game of thrones.
just think about it, never ever let anyone tell you not to buy fresh bread with mayonnaise this new year.

happy new year my paddies, the igbo wey I smoke today nor be here cheesy

hah, who stone me naa lipsrsealed

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Nairaland General › Re: What Is That Habit You Really Need To Stop Comes 2019? by Uyiii: 9:48pm On Dec 31, 2018*

exact time of the year again with the new year new me mantra/bullshit. Please y'all should kindly stfu, your talks irritates my ear undecided

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Romance › Re: End Of The Year! Nairalanders Share Their Best Photo Of The Year by Uyiii: 11:24am On Dec 31, 2018*

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Romance › Re: 9 Tips On How To Get The Man Of Your Dream In 2019 by Uyiii: 9:52am On Dec 31, 2018

LADIES, there's only one way you can get and be with the man of your dreams.

very easy, just spread your bed with a nice sheet, dust your pillow, put on your fan or ac, lock your door to avoid disturbance and sleep.
make sure you dream well and don't wake up when you sleep.

hell no, don't thank me, what are fiends for.
see una head like 'man of my dreams'.

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Celebrities › Re: Soft Dose! Bbnaija Khloe Says As She Goes Braless In Black Outfit. Photos by Uyiii: 9:45am On Dec 31, 2018

Okay good, we've seen the shape of her nipple.
I hope this news will nip corruption in 9ja and of course shapen 9ja's economy.

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Romance › Re: Man Reveals What A Lady Did To Him After Wearing Bathroom Slippers To Ikeja Mall by Uyiii: 9:16am On Dec 31, 2018

yah we know most girls are fvcking broke and stupid, yah we know.
but for the guy at least now, why will you even wear a bathroom slippers outside your house and to the cinema of all places, fvck the hell who you're, dress the way you wanna be addressed.
even if you be goat and don't give a flying fvck about your appearance, but at least na, put the person you gonna meet into consideration.
don't just dress like a cow because you wanna look simple, honestly that's not even how to look simple, there'r some nice slippers you can put on, not bathroom slippers naa cheesy

many peeps are ostentatious in appearance, want to impress, yeh that's stupidly extreme. his own simplicity is extremity from the back, I nor wan know how much dey the akant, try dress simply well.

P.s: Lemme just leave the girl sha, even 1k you nor get but you carry your two left legs come cinema, broke goats.

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Romance › Re: You Take Care Of My Financial Needs, I Give You Sex. See What A Babe Told Me by Uyiii: 9:52pm On Dec 30, 2018*

wait o, o.p thunder will fire you and the girl but thunder will fire her more sha.

why do girls feel they're doing boys a favor when sex is involved (entitled), you give the guy your pussay, na firewood the guy dey give you huh

so no wahala sha, the truth is men are promiscuous naturally and girls most especially the ones in 9ja are so fvcking dull and exhausted in anything and everything that beds common sense, so apart from their rotten pussay, nothing else to offer/bring on the table.

Friends with benefit, you dey find financial EPP like say my preek nor reach you, thunder finance you there cheesy

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Celebrities › Re: Ubi Franklin, Sandra Ikeji, Others Clinch The Entrepreneur Africa Awards 2018 by Uyiii: 9:39pm On Dec 30, 2018

Think about it.
we as Nigerian youths are very hardworking and a diligent consortium of people, here we have people bagging awards in different spheres of life knowing fully well that these awards can't be compared to the world cup won by France in Russia that Morocco should have hosted but we should always give God all the glory because selling beans in game of thrones is not really easy in the fry pan to fly with cheesy

so my people, just think and meditate on this I've said.

hah, who stone me naa, but this igbo wey I smoke sha cheesy

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Celebrities › Re: Lady Robbed And Sexually Harassed At Davido’s Concert, Receives N200k by Uyiii: 9:26pm On Dec 30, 2018

midolian:
Na wa o!

It's not easy to be a celebrity o!

Someone just claimed she was robbed at the concert without something to back her claim...And just because her claim made headlines and Davido needs to protect his exaggerated status/image, he had to give her 200k... probably out of the proceeds the poor boy got from the concert

To me, what the girl did was blackmail..

Do not forget this is my opinion

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Politics › Re: Airforce Jets In Baga Destroy Boko Haram Elements by Uyiii: 11:52am On Dec 30, 2018

CilicMarin:
This a combat video, if you were knowledgeable enough in warfare circle, you would have seen the impact of the damage in the video without further pictures..

see your head like combat video undecided

na really 'knowledgeable enough in warfare circle'. all these zombies sha, you people can readily use nonsense to defend nonsense.
we're telling you this your post and video is very inconsequential as to the level of destruction effected on the boko guys you're professing, you're there still arguing nonsense. #LIARS, spit on your lying head.

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Celebrities › Re: How Nigerian Celebrities Celebrated 2018 Christmas (photos) by Uyiii: 11:47am On Dec 30, 2018

Eniola badmus and her pikins.
someone said she should have used hippopotamus instead, Lwkmd cheesy

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Politics › Re: Emefiele Bowing Down For Samaila Isa Funtua, Buhari Cabal Member - Reno Omokri by Uyiii: 10:52am On Dec 30, 2018*

RevenGeMission:
ode ni reno sha

will you stand to listen to someone who is sitting and elderly ?

also does that look like CBN office ??

na levelz now. the old man brought CBN office to his house, just like when you invite a barber to your house for home service.
I bet you comprehend now.

the sturv that baffles me the most and of course outrightly perplexing is how these cabalise cabals manage to pocket both the money and 'common sense' of majority of Nigerians now known as 'zombies' still defending em', very unfortunate actually.

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Celebrities › Re: Purity Okojie 6th Birthday - Mercy Johnson Okojie Celebrates Daughter's Birthday by Uyiii: 10:28am On Dec 30, 2018

GOFRONT:
Alrite, Hbd purity.....

But as for your mum, I still have an unchangeable urge to straff her but in the form of a sexdoll.......Yeah!!!!........I love MJ

Let me rush to my kolo box and check how weighty it is by now..

I bet your kolo box will be weightier than your brain.
I confidently arrived at this conclusion because of your quoted post entirely devoid of sense.

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Gets Pregnant For Her Ex, Few Weeks To Her Wedding by Uyiii: 9:45am On Dec 30, 2018

the girl who reported this news who happens to know the man and the olosho pröstitute hag the man was about to wed are both very stupid.

the reporter of this news and the olosho wife to be are both one and same person, they're in same league of oloshoism.
she said the man should forgive her since it was a mistake, see excuse Lord cry

The nigga should instead use the money intended for the wedding to throw a big thanksgiving to God for saving him from the reins and chains of a pröstitute covered with the face of a wife.

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Politics › Re: Why I Rejected Goodluck Jonathan’s $5m Bribe – Sanwo-olu’s Running Mate, Hamzat by Uyiii: 8:52am On Dec 30, 2018

midolian:
If Jonathan had won 2015 elections, Nigeria by now will be so bad that Sudan will be giving us financial aid

I'm very glad buhari won actually, because if the reverse was the case, we would have been thinking Nigeria will be like Canada by now.

but you can see your life in 3D now, no matter how much of a zombie you're, I know your conscience is disappointed in you.

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Politics › Re: Government Of Waste, Man Blast VP Osinbajo For Cheap Haircut At Wuse. Photos by Uyiii: 8:35am On Dec 30, 2018

Publicity stunt. I wonder how many of us go to a barbers' shop with camera snapping every move the barber makes on our hair.

It's that time of the year again when politicians eat road side roasted corn and fried akara with agege bread deceiving zombies and pathetic gullibles that their interest and love is aligned with that of the masses.

It's very unfortunate people will still cowardly find compassion/consideration in this cowardly act of campaign, I really hope and pray for the majority of Nigerian masses to be wise right now and forever more.

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Politics › Re: Lagos Residents Appears Shocked As Police Distributes Christmas Gifts To Them by Uyiii: 9:46am On Dec 21, 2018

so this is what they've been gathering all our 20naira and 50naira bribe for, interesting.
It's a commendable act anyways, make we applaud them small, if that's what will make the average Nigerian law abiding, then it's a welcome development.

nevertheless, this our celebrity police so dullapo badmus, she don ever catch any criminal sef, even if na inside club house or the celebrity events she frequents and patronises.

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Crime › Re: 85-year-old Herbalist Arrested With Fresh Human Heart In Lagos (photo) by Uyiii: 9:39am On Dec 21, 2018

BROWN ROOF TOPS

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Crime › Re: 85-year-old Herbalist Arrested With Fresh Human Heart In Lagos (photo) by Uyiii: 9:33am On Dec 21, 2018

BROWN ROOF TOPS

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Politics › Re: Picture Of Buhari Raising His Hands Up During Budget Presentation by Uyiii: 9:14am On Dec 21, 2018*

he's trying to say he has nothing to offer in this four years he's in service and the other four years he's campaigning for.
What a dullard 9ja has for a president;

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Politics › Re: Buhari Warns Police Against Torture, Extra-judicial Killings by Uyiii: 9:05am On Dec 21, 2018*

Mr buhari's proposition here is just like you catching a person who presents himself as a bonafide man of God in a club house cancelling bottles with sirens blown all over his head.

this is the exact definition and analogy of an oxy- möron.
if you know, you know where we're where were wear cheesy

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