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 Celebrities / Re: "Don't Get Broke Trying To Prove You're Not Broke"- Juliana "Toyosi" Flaunt Ride by Uyiii: 9:28am On Feb 02, 2019 |
Don't be stupid and senseless trying to support buhari! Those who still try supporting buhari are really myopic and senseless. If you're a progressive government, you won't need to slap our faces with senseless and cheap propagandas to prove it. People will see it! You know what they say about buhari, that he is a lifeless bedridden somebody suffering from dementia whose brain is just turnioniown. that's so ferk mehn  9 Likes 3 Shares |
| TV/Movies / Re: Because of Buhari, BBNAIJA Will Now Be Hosted In Nigeria by Uyiii: 9:06am On Feb 02, 2019 |
Anyone who has been very observant will notice Zombies are tryna outshine each other, like trying so hard to prove and show who is more stupid and senseless. It seems outright stupidity and senselessness are the requirements needed by zombies to be eligible for the next promotion/next level in the zombie hierarchy. 5 Likes 4 Shares |
| Celebrities / Re: Ex-bbn: Ifuennada Dressed Up For Lagos City Marathon Race (photos) by Uyiii: 8:48am On Feb 02, 2019 |
someone just said her leg size is bigger than her ass. oh no I am done, this is too much to bear  7 Likes 3 Shares
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| Romance / Re: Lady Competed With Her Sister To Have Sex With Their Dad (Photo) by Uyiii: 8:13am On Feb 02, 2019 |
Nigga already had twin daughters at the age of 18, what a wow. when I was 18, we still dey play suwe now known as hopscotch nor be only hopscotch, na hushpuppi 9 Likes 3 Shares
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| Romance / Re: Lady Competed With Her Sister To Have Sex With Their Dad . by Uyiii: 7:56am On Feb 02, 2019 |
MJBOLT:your daddy naim dey always carry last for the game, lie lie sabi do anything  6 Likes 3 Shares
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| Celebrities / Re: Couple Who Are Fans Of Bambam Name Their Child After Her by Uyiii: 7:51am On Feb 02, 2019 |
Eco99:It's too early to be this stupid naa, at least allow afternoon reach before you explode. Learn how to filter words you gonna use on a baby. yeh it's true we throw banters at bambam every now and then, but categorically looking at bambam as an individual, does she really seem to have a confused destiny?? If at all you wan stroke, channel your foul mouth to the parents, like the guy up there said, say it's obvious they had sex in the toilet. you just use Lagos-Ibadan express road go straight to the baby destiny, you be native doctor  your stupidity is just turnioniown. can bet my balls you did hundred naira subscription and not even sure of what to feed your acidic worm infested stomach today, your head like Eco99. common gerrarahia mehn shït 54 Likes 9 Shares |
| Romance / Re: Lady Competed With Her Sister To Have Sex With Their Dad . by Uyiii: 7:22am On Feb 02, 2019 |
Nigga already had twin daughters at the age of 18, what a wow. when I was 18, we still dey play suwe now known as hopscotch nor be only hopscotch, na hushpuppi 10 Likes 3 Shares
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| Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi Making Temi Otedola's Hair (Photos) by Uyiii: 1:18pm On Jan 03, 2019 |
I suppose Mr Eazi should have asked Temi otedola her size so that when he's shopping, he go dey buy am tight. but here we have Temi putting on oversized short  , is it that Mr Eazi is a duplicitous lying cünt dishing out lyrics to the ears of Nigerians without implementing them himself or he's got another girl at the corner browsing her websitep.s: but las las sha, the otedola's wan rip and relegate this boy off hin musical career, con slap and serenade am with romantic houseboy duties, he go don wash her pänties taya 18 Likes 4 Shares
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| Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Carrying Jayce Jeremi, Linda Ikeji’s Son by Uyiii: 1:08pm On Jan 03, 2019 |
the boy looks cold now, he's suppose to put on winter jacket or sweater before coming in contact with Freeze. he he he *clears throat* Am I the only one seeing this very conspicuous resemblance with deep Freezer and the baby, the same ororo fried hair, the little pumpum already showing us signs of a bald head later in life. 15 Likes 3 Shares
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| Politics / Re: Ezekwesili Slams Buhari, "You Are Accustomed To Losing Your Citizens" by Uyiii: 11:41am On Jan 03, 2019 |
he's acting that way because he gets orgasms seeing people weep and die, he's a fvcking terrorist. but Ezekwesili sha, mancho woman, more masculine that the slowpöke we've got for a presido. Oh really, FTC. Prestisible, that's is as quickly as possible, lemme drop an advise and a motivation to my dearly beloved here. just think about it. you know as humans mostly in 9ja, we always strive to attain attainable heights mostly in traffic buying cold lacasera and gala, lemme again reiterate to us to always leave change for the hawkers because a hawker that hawked egusi soup will not know how to eat beans with bread in the mind of pigs. Always try to be yourself, never ever succumb to pressure. don't allow people dissuade you from buying soft bread with mayonnaise this new year, this is your year of frying salad, of achieving great heights and reading nonsense as you're doing now. just think about it 29 Likes 5 Shares
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| Celebrities / Re: Meet Biodun Okeowo's Daughter. Omo Butty Shares Photos Of Her Daughter by Uyiii: 10:31am On Jan 03, 2019 |
Just think about it. Okay cool, here we have a yoruba actress showing off her daughter on instagram knowing fully well that facebook and twitter won't garner much attention she seeks because a potato that boils yam in Dubai should not sell groundnut to eat beans with in the mind of pigs. Always be yourself no matter the pressure, never allow people to dissuade you from eating soft bread with mayonnaise, a good listener is a road hawker selling mansions in vgc while frying salad. just think about it P.s: bur this chikala looks pluckable o, hope she's attained 18yrs already, because na just for her to hold firmly to the gate behind, tilting one of her legs upward, making her arse smiling to the sky while I complement her positioning with this style 28 Likes 4 Shares
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| Politics / Re: "Nigerians Will Regret If They Vote Against Buhari" by Uyiii: 9:50am On Jan 03, 2019 |
If voting out buhari is what the word 'regret' entails, then I love regrets and will want to be associated with the word regret all my life, because we now know regret means a good thing in this context. Those of us that wants to 'regret' after the collations and announcement of the presidential election result, should please wear a fine smile and gather here for a quick selfie. The word 'regret' now have a new meaning Regret means: when joy abounds after making the right decision. so my people, do well and make sure you regret after the general elections, cheers regretters 7 Likes 3 Shares |
| Politics / Re: Pictures: Omoyele Sowore Swimming At Opotuo Lake In Kiribo Ondo State by Uyiii: 9:34am On Jan 03, 2019 |
I really wish him well sha. even if he doesn't win this 2019 presidential elections, he shouldn't relent and should of course try again next time. he's gaining massive relevance in the political industry, he should cash on that. 57 Likes 7 Shares |
| Education / Re: 7 Mind Blowing But Controversial Facts About Birds by Uyiii: 10:20pm On Jan 02, 2019 |
JasonScoolari:ok. 7 Likes |
| Education / Re: 7 Mind Blowing But Controversial Facts About Birds by Uyiii: 10:04pm On Jan 02, 2019 |
JasonScoolari, you're a cow sha. honestly I understood the humour in your tribal diss and I can categorically say I don't have an atom of anger about your post as regards the binis. I am not a tribal extremist/fanatic, I am not a tribal bigot. I actually laughed the first time I read your post and even dash you one like, so relax, no one is beefing anybody here. 9 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance / Re: Former Nun Who Quit The Convent Makes Her Debut As A Porn Star by Uyiii: 9:49pm On Jan 02, 2019 |
uncleseries:wait for meee 259 Likes 14 Shares
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| Crime / Re: Man Poisoned To Death By His Friends During New Year Celebration In Ibadan. by Uyiii: 8:11pm On Jan 02, 2019 |
JasonScoolari:Instead of you fooling yourself here on nairaland, cramming the names of wealthy people, associating yourself with their sons like an infested parasite, just try and strive to succeed in life so that another fool as you are presently will want to associate himself with your son on nairaland later in life. a candid advise bro, just think about it. 204 Likes 12 Shares
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| Celebrities / Re: Amazing Transformation Of Viral Family Of 5 From Cross River (photos) by Uyiii: 7:51pm On Jan 02, 2019 |
This is so awesome. God bless and replenish in a million fold every hand that reached out to them. this is the real change and transformation, not the ones the old cargos in the emblems of power have been chorusing in the ears of the masses. 5 Likes |
| Celebrities / Re: Mr. Eazi And Temi Otedola On A Banku Date In A Canteen In Accra. Photos by Uyiii: 7:15pm On Jan 02, 2019 |
kemicalreaction:this one na really chemical reaction. are you male or female or a bob-risky because you're sounding fvcking stupid right now. are you pocohantas's mouth piece, thought it was a mere joke in your first mention but you mentioning me persistently now makes me think you're jealous I like her and no one gives a fvck about you. and yah I like her, and so, which one is now she's not in my category, what are we categorizing. don't be fvcking stupid you bisexual and advise your daddy not to always lick moi-moi leaf like a goat again disgracing his entire family in people's houses. 34 Likes 3 Shares
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| Celebrities / Re: Mr. Eazi And Temi Otedola On A Banku Date In A Canteen In Accra. Photos by Uyiii: 6:55pm On Jan 02, 2019 |
kemicalreaction:this is exactly how I was looking at your daddy the other day in my house when he was licking moi-moi leaf like a he-goat 66 Likes 3 Shares
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| Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Shares First Picture With Her Husband After Becoming A Mother by Uyiii: 6:53pm On Jan 02, 2019 |
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| Celebrities / Re: Mr. Eazi And Temi Otedola On A Banku Date In A Canteen In Accra. Photos by Uyiii: 6:44pm On Jan 02, 2019 |
Mr eazi sha, very lazy human being even in singing. the guy dey sing like who don drink to stupor before he enter studio, but he's good sha, na correct bobo. P.s: what's up Pocohantas my love. I go like to know your size, so that when I'm shopping I go dey buy am tight  37 Likes 5 Shares
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| Properties / Re: Caretaker Sues Tenant For Disclosing Her Rent To Others by Uyiii: 5:33pm On Jan 02, 2019 |
some tenants sha, devil incarnates. even after the generosity of your landlady, you still found a way to fool yourself as a cow that you is now I don't really blame people that just build their houses without putting tenancy/renting into consideration. some tenants can be very fvcking stupid and na dem nor even get money o, nonsense. If you're a tenant here today, respect yourself in the owners house, it's not your own, strive hard to get yours, until then just follow the rules and regulations of the house and respek your fvcking self. P.s: the other tenant didn't even have any right to be angry because she isn't paying same amount as the other foolish gossiping tenant, it's the sole right possessed by the owner of the house to tell you how much to pay, and you can fvcking get in if you agree and meet requirements, if not fvck off. 21 Likes 3 Shares |
| Romance / Re: I Will Show Off More Flesh In 2019, Nigeria Lady Says. See Her 2019 Pictures. by Uyiii: 9:53am On Jan 02, 2019 |
didn't expect anything more sha, as a woman, your body is what you show off when you don't have sense. I think she needs more followers also because it gives em orgasm, since she isn't innovative enough brain wise, fronting as a 'farm tool' will just be nice to garner that so much sorted attention from the guyz because I can see them doing the triumphant entry into her page already 59 Likes 4 Shares
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| Politics / Re: I’m A Prophet The Igbo Should Listen To, Says Ngige On 2019 Elections by Uyiii: 9:32am On Jan 02, 2019 |
Prophet of doom. Ngige is a dwarf, a very greedy and duplicitous human being concerned only about his pocket, wicked to the call and doesn't give a flying fvck about your welfare as an Igbo or a Nigerian at large, little wonder ASUU is still on strike and cannot come to a consensus/compromise with this remote control dwarfic midget still having the gods to spew gibberish from the smelly gutter he possesses as a mouth. Igbos are their biggest problems actually, you guyz need to do a total overhauling of your fvcked up leaders, at least let's start from there before spreading it wide to the face of Nigeria. 6 Likes 1 Share
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| Celebrities / Re: D'banj With Davido, Ubi Franklin, Alexx Ekubo, Yomi Casual by Uyiii: 9:00am On Jan 02, 2019 |
this one just open hin kpomo mouth like who dey give mouth action to Alexx Ekubo. all because you wanna form fine boy and look frosh come make you resemble the very black goat I roasted and sacrificed for the new year. very stupid pose, carry head like chopping board p.s: my respek is ever green to bangalee. 84 Likes 6 Shares
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| Romance / Re: 'New Year, New Boyfriends' - Slay Queen As She Shares New Year Photos by Uyiii: 12:07am On Jan 02, 2019 |
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| Romance / Re: 6 Nairaland Girls "Stopped" Calling Me Since The Arrival Of My Baby by Uyiii: 7:50pm On Jan 01, 2019 |
Airforce01 is fvcking back sit back, relax and watch how trolls are gonna make a triumphant entry into this thread. Oops, they're here already 14 Likes 4 Shares
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| Business / Re: Femi Otedola Having New Year Lunch At Home In London by Uyiii: 7:37pm On Jan 01, 2019 |
madridguy:no o, na him, you and two other buhari's zombified zombies. 84 Likes 7 Shares
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| Celebrities / Re: Singer, Simi Corrects Her 'mum' On Twitter And It's Hilarious by Uyiii: 7:21pm On Jan 01, 2019 |
CANDYDADDY:Oh no dad, why you fooling yourself in public * the full stop at the top of your post wasn't necessary. * are you quarrelling with spacing? you didn't even space any of your new sentences after the use of punctuation marks. * dad, how the fück will you spell until as untill?? to be candid daddy (candydaddy), I didn't pray for a dad like you, you're a disgrace to the family 9 Likes 3 Shares
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| Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji's Parents Celebrate 40th Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by Uyiii: 5:51pm On Jan 01, 2019 |
Happy 40th wedding anniversary to my beautiful parents. I pray I marry a man that has same qualities as my dad.her dads preek game so good, she just can't imagine herself missing it's longitudinal effect in her punäni for the rest of her life. hah, who stone me naa, I was only tryna elucidate enough interpreting what she was tryna disseminate author=OdikwaRisky post=74363089]You sound like a product of incest so you should knowShut the fück up ee, you bloody he-goat. Product of incest kill your fücked up life and head there, cow. 14 Likes 4 Shares |
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