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She's gone to register for her pvc to vote Lolu in as the next presido.
E nor get how e go be reach, the guy go still get sense pass bubu

p.s: but serzly, anto had to tour with a pyjamas on, is she going to sleep there

The nigga said we should guess what they're doing.
see queshun o, you guys are practicing how to get use to being handcuffed.
but I just like every outfit for ubi franklin body, softitude.
Nice one man, cheers.

P.s: some bloggers sha, they're useless like the 'ee' in cee c, see news naa .

scarramenga:
why na ugly people them dey give award na so them go think say all Nigerian people ugly

Lol, who fine don epp
so you prefer to fine make hunger dey disparage you abii?? e get where you go hungry reach, your fine face go run leave you.
that time, you go con dey resemble monkey wey lick lime

my dear, throway fine matter, celebrate their respective accolades and set an achievable goal for yourself.

Aside the fia, hell fia go sweet shaa.
see groove naa

my Lord Jesus, please save us from the iniquities of this world so we won't miss paradise on the last day, amen.

brother k-cee, wehdone o.
hbd and cheers.

donstan18:
What an epistle from a pained soul, i'm blushing already were you crying while typing this? lol,
Did I hurt you so bad?

You simply deserve a highfive on your ancestral face with an iron bucket to erase and reset your dull brain from being foolish.....He claimed I do tag ladies, yet he tagged a lady who gave her opinion up there with a baseless epistle with no sensible point.
Can't you see how stupid some hypocrites can be?

Save this piece of shiit for your old man boy!....Whenever you see the oldest man in your pathetic life, stupidly drag him by his sagging and shrink ballz and tell him to his face that he can never take your crown of foolishness no matter how hard he tries.

C'omon will you get d'fvck outta here!

k.

QueenSuccubus:


Stop talking like a little boi who misplaced his chinchin & moi moi..Abegi, .call me out when world cup starts & put the money where ur huge mouth is...

Who gives a fvck about ur BBN & telemundo?Im not ur ordinary Nigerian girl.. So, save ur tears ...

hi, I was only joking and being sarcastic.
Thought you would get it, Nor vex.

donstan18:
It's not about savage, it's just that sometimes people tend to abuse the privilege of being foolish by giving an epistle back-back with no single point.

well, first and foremost, I don't think using privilege and foolish in a single sentence synchronises at all, what a stupid oxymoron from an overrated idiot. In the second place, you're the very fvcking foolish fool here (FFF).
I know you now, you form savages upandan little wonder I highlighted that in the first reply I dropped on your brain-less paw-paw head.
you form men rights activist in all nooks and crannies of NL, gallivanting around like a bastardize satan looking for any female/feminist comment to devour like your sole very pathetic life depends on it and you get paid for it so as to quench the timidly hunger that has so engulfed, savoured and devoured your kwashiorkor-like structure.

I don't like feminism either anyways, doesn't necessarily mean I'll start jumping on every feminists comments at a glance like ordinary oloshos jumping on every preek with the highest coin in the streets of ibadan.
although you're male, you're a Nairaland olosho, FVCK YOU.

Most at times, the way you carry feminist matter/talks on your very sadistic and pathetic head leaves me with no other conclusion/option that you're a zombified FÄGGOT whose gay monster partner has so rummaged, deformed and vandalised your anal cavity, making you poo all over the place like a kindergarten kid.
no wonder you seek solace in finding and preying on every feminist and or ordinary NL comments to ooze out your repugnant odour on.

So my guy, there are certain rules that governs NL that I wouldn't want to break, I am still tryna streamline what I am suppose to tell you ordinarily for dropping your brain before quoting me senselessly, I would have love to complement this with a very hot slap deep inside your pale sunken eyes making you share a striking resemblance with a goat left in harmattan to suffer.
you were unbanned few days ago I think, same here.
If you think because you've got numerous accounts (you use in liking your own comments) and that's given you a privilege and hardened your ball-less balls to drop comments devoid of sense with your brain-less brain ubiquitously, my guy nor do am reach my side abeg.
What a melancholic retardëd monkey, spits

common gerrarahia mehn shït.

**
form Savage for NL likes ke, if you dey fit withdraw and convert yours to money, then teach me abeg.
See this dogmatic mumu. donstan18, IamD18

donstan18:
What exactly is your point?

if you can't comprehend what I wrote, then sorry I can't help your dull brain.
see donstan o, na me you wan take form savage??
you dey crase.

Freeze calm down, nor be tithe matter be this
Anyways, Freeze's assertion isn't far fetched, but I don't think nigerians are bothered much on lifting the trophy.
we'll be very contented with going through to the quarter finals.
In the world cup, consciously or subconsciously, every average nigerian has got a team/country he usually supports when 9ja is out or do not qualify.

so Freeze baba, nor be today ikebe dey back. Once dem knack 9ja comot, we go return back to default settings

QueenSuccubus:




When is the world cup?

you asking like you care don't worry, when the world cup starts, you'll definitely know.
we gonna shove it all up in your arses and frustrate y'all with it like you did to us as regards bbn.
All social media platforms, NL included is gonna be bombarded with world cup news no matter how irrelevant it is 'like luka modric sneezing in his dream'.
Lest I forget, we're always in charge of the remote control when the world cup kicks off, no dragging, just respek yourselves ms.bbn, zee world and telemundos.

The turn down is really epic and savage sha, the fool say na; 'who is this, lmao'.
I won't be surprised if this one promulgates advocation for feminism tomorrow out of frustration.
nor be only sugar daddy, na salt mummy

The girl feeling utterly stupid, hopeless and useless right now;

decatalyst:
Nah leg e wan use enter the 'oil field'?



Does he need user manual?

no he doesn't. I think you need the user manual more so you can harness/utilize your brain very well.
I know virtually everyone in 9ja, NL more specifically try to form savages with every given opportunity, but habaa na, still try dey use sense.
more at times, it's better we just say it as it is, let out your joyful comments instead of opting for a sadistic nonsensical savage comment to garner valueless likes.

just stfu and say if it's cute or not, nor dey dance upandan or you dey sell engine oil

The symbolic act aside, see how their faces are overwhelmed with joy and this has made it even more fascinating.

very very cute.

but this guy nor fine o. As in he nor even suppose dey carry gun sef, just show yourself, people go surrender their properties.

If devil see this guy, he'll confess Jesus Christ is Lord.
The guy be like burnt offering

DEXTROVERT:
Weldone
BUHARI

CONTINUES
TILL
2023

In reference to your moniker, this here is the true definition of an extroverted zombieism.

honestly, I wanted to insult bob-risky at first glance, like wtf is a recycled tampon like he is still doing out large.

I changed my opinion when I went through his-her post. cross-dressing aside, the hermaphrodite wan kill Tunde ednut sha, see curse.
wetin burst my head na the 'tunde coconut' or whatever they call you

anyways, they're all mad. tunde walnut, bob-risky, nina are all very mad.

Everybody just dey shout pvc pvc, who una wan vote for. is it sowore, Atiku, fayose, yul edochie, ebuka abi Miracle, who naa
the very pathetic unapologetic truth right now is that there's no competent candidate to give the present dullard on seat hbp.

Electoral processes or not, buhari won't relinquish power on a platter of gold.
Zombies are still all over the place, this invariably implies buhari will still get votes.
them still dey rig election o.
cows and goats still dey vote o, how about underaged children? they're more than ready to vote again.

Jeezuzpick:
If we all vote Buhari out, how can he win?

Firstly, we've still got zombies all over the place, this invariably implies buhari will still get votes.
them still dey rig election o, abi you don forget??
cows, goats and underage children go vote oo.

Even at that, who's in competition right now with the dullapo, sowore
My guy, as it stands now, buhari will win easy, no need to beat around the bush.

bedspread:
I GIVE IT TO MR. Sowore.. The Sahara Reporters CEO

no wahala bedspread, I pray God keep us all alive.
If sowore wins, I owe you some bottles of any of your brand and some take-away packages.

Well sowore, let us be very realistic here. In as much as a whole lot of us never and don't want bubu anymore, the man will surely win again.
That's just the pathetic truth, politics is a game right- 'a game of death', politics is a game read.

Buhari had the effrontery to threaten nigerians with sorrow, tears and blood if he doesn't out run Jonathan. If he could think and spew that then, so you think he will relinquish power on a platter of gold when he's seated already.

The only thing that'll make buhari not finish what nigerians brought on themselves is gonna be a natural course maybe death or a very severe sickness, anything aside that say the electoral processes is not gonna be possible.

p.s: we've got some folks quoting this very realistic piece of unapologetic truth down there, never liked politics and won't engage myself with meaningless arguments with you guys.
And because I must say what people want to hear won't deter me from spewing the fact.

Funny enough and more pitiable, lots of you here haven't got a pvc and won't vote on that day but will run to NL front-page to form political activist.

bedspread and the likes, make una nor provoke me o.

lefulefu:
if u calling obasanjo ugly then what can u say about the Benin transporter/politician/thug chief bob izua. Obasanjo is an andonis and a stud compared to chief bob izua. Bob izua body be like wetin dem use engine oil rub then im come get very red blood shot eyes plus very black/brown teeth and the teeth are very huge. But if u see the guy wives and side chics u will hail. Im first wife is a medical doctor and im second wife is a lawyer. I think he has about five wives plus countless side chics and they are all very beautiful and well educated. I hear say UNIBEN girls dey crush on the man sef. Abeg make una leave obasanjo alone. He's quite handsome and he looks fwesh for im age.

greetings Bros
Lol, I just use obj n tinu cite a few reference.
dem many naa; obaseki, oshiomhole, lefulefu, bob-izua, etc etc.

soberdrunk:
With your face like over ripe pimple is it your death?

sorry o, it's your death and for you alone.
how I go drag your death with you?? I comot hand for your body abeg.

soberdrunk:
Reading her story turned me on. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!! She should come let me knack her "crouching tiger hidden orgasm" style and let us see who will die............ #ANIKULAPO

you go only die like Fowl, think say na everything dem dey use play

Ehyaa, all of her post reeks how frustrated and lonely she is as no good preek is forthcoming even with the over-sabi public feat she's attained in Life.
This idiot here badly needs a good fvck to restructure her brainless brain that forming feminism isn't a way to prove a pointless point when deep down you need that long fat hard rod so badly.

P.s: when she said let's throw rocks at them, I really think it was misconstrued and she meant let's throw 'pussy' at them.
reason I am saying this is because, peradventure I come across a senseless feminist and she throws a rock at me, I'll so fvcking beat her blue-black and like in chemistry, her reactions will turn red litmus paper to blue.

nansix

Ehyaa, falling hand can pain sha, I won't be surprised if this girls begins advocation for feminism tomorrow.

The girl feeling utterly hopeless and useless right now;

Everybody fine for this Life, money na just the determining factor.
Anyhow sha, if you worwor ordinarily like tinubu and obj, just try make your bank account handsome, girls go love your shadow and your snore will be very romantic in their ear.

na so Life be my brother, dem nor dey telli person. And nor be the girls fault, na natural follow come Law.

sinaj:
Football that is suppose to foster friendliness

Can anything ever work in this country

Na wa o!

For your question. I'd say yes, we've got quite a few things that will strive very well in 9ja.
1. corruption
2. bbn
3. yahoo yahoo
4. ritualism
5. church business, very profitable.
win souls for Christ today and collect tithe, etc etc.

So you see, we've really got things that can and will work in 9ja.

forreelinc:
Was about to mourn till I found out he is from the north so now I'm guessing the "family members"
Are probably donkeys and cattle

we don't need to behave like them bro, we should value humanity irrespective of the different lands and climes.
we're not fanatical and or extremist, more so, there're really good people in the north too.
This is a very pathetic way of losing loved ones, I can imagine the hullabaloo the families left behind will be going through right now confused on who to mourn for.
I won't even wish this to my worse enemy because I key into the 'humanity' slogan.

May their souls rest in peace.

OK but,

I was strolling with my last fvck on leash on this thread earlier when Op ambushed me and held me at Knifepoint. "Give me your fvck!" He thundered. I was already trembling, different thoughts ran through my mind. "What will I tell my parents when I get home" among others.
But then my life is more important than a fvck. Op was becoming more aggresive now so I had to make a quick decision. I looked behind my back and saw my fvck with teary eyes, she nodded in disapproval as though she was saying "Pls don't do this".

"Which kind wahala be dis now" I said to myself. "Look!" I shouted at the Op while pointing my hand into an empty space behind his back, as soon as he turned his head, I grabbed my fvck and made a run for it. He chased us but we were able to outrun him. Few mins later, I was already sitting under a shed with my fvck on my laps. I patted her and kissed her forehead. "It's alright dear, I almost gave you out today on a useless thread for that matter"
She smiled sheepishly and rested on my arms.
That was how I protected my last fvck from being given on this thread

ManirBK:
pls Why positive news irritate you peaple sef?

hi bro. what were you tryna say here, people or pineapple