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yanabasee:
A generational kleptomaniac.....

did you read the post at all or you just heard the word 'kleptomaniac' and have been wanting to drop it

Oga read this post again, this time in slow motion. When you're done reading and fully comprehend the post, you'll know where to correct yourself.

RETIREDMUMU:
this world is funny sometimes

some have food and they are tired of it,some even beg to even taste garri but they cant afford themselves.

To ya'll legit hustler,God go bless our work,our hustling,this year na our year,inshalau!!

Now let make a poll for the real G

like king hushpuppi share master mompha

you see your Life, so you think hushpuppi and mompha will be claiming wealth superiority today if they were dependable on Nairaland likes and shares.

*Or does it mean, the highest NL shares you get will make you own a share from Seun;

*or there's a way you guys convert the Likes in NL to naira currency;

*or you just masturbate and release orgasm with the Likes and shares.
It has to be one of the above because seriously ayam not understanding
And finally, please add the prefix 'un' to your moniker, you haven't retired at all

RETIREDMUMU:
am sorry dear ur sorrow is over

I am not sorry monkey, your sorrow is not retired and it's still very much active.

Unrepentant and unretired sorrow
common gtf outta here, mumu.

And according to your nipples, there's a 99% chance you're a certified olosho still very active in the industry.

Your papa from the village says hi;

how about those of us not having a Twitter account, should we change our Nairaland password

RETIREDMUMU:
to keep silent is not a hard thing to do

I wasn't talking bro, I was typing or did you hear the sound of my keypad??
hmm, it seems you've not retired afterall. Unretired and unrepentant mumu

Chuks9000:
What has he gained from the act?

A record breaker death and he was buried on the same day.

Isn't that wonderful enough, what a tramadolistic death

El-Rufai = Failure

me: need to say more

you: say no more

me: thank you.

Oga, tell the 'whoever' he should even be grateful and all hope isn't dashed yet. The fact his babe still uploads the photos without cropping his destiny out of it signifies there's still hope.

You never know some, them go crop your face, only your lap go dey show for the picture, some go even use the snap-chat filter and all replace your face.
But since she hasn't matured to this ridiculous act yet, she isn't hiding him as her boyfriend, then we have a platform to start from.
I would have said he should move ahead, as in dump her if she's the queen of cropping faces so she can have a very nice relationship with her 1m followers.

Although relationship isshues dey very irrelevant to me right now, ba make I drop my 2kobo.
This is it; forget the promiscuity part, virtually everyone of them are in the game, but they have reservations for their main. Na natural law, we nor fit change am, even when you don put ring for the hand. may God help us.

he should tell her he's not comfortable with the online distractions whenever they're together, I hope the guy's got a good sense of humor too and there's always talks on the table to deliberate on. Atleast, this are special moments to share amongst themselves, not to be challenged by online fantasy.

If there'r no changes after he's made his opinion known, then sorry Mr guest, I'll to end this by saying you'll just have to deactivate and make her a guest in your Life.

Wehdone wehdone

PheezyLee:
The song na thrash true true

abeg send me the song through Bluetooth.
I really don't wanna be in that guy's shoes right now.

Economy too hard to dey download nonsense

P.s; olamide and wizzy collabo nor dey always make sense. the first, 'confam ni' I think be jes still use style stewpeed den, ba we still try manage am like dat.

my only problem right now is the name tagged to the prophet.
which one is eagle prophet again, then his wife will be super falcons or golden eaglet abii

Ghanaians still get their own problem sha.
makydebbie, abeg con carry your people comot here.

biacan:
He should have thought of this before he signed up for it...... cheers

CodeTemplar:
And so what? No be wetin them sign up for?

Reelectbuhari:
and how does dat concern us....

if any of u die....a new soldier will replace....

notin to bee sympathetic to......until this country collapsee

Like seriously, wetin dey worry all of una sef
yah, it's true 9ja in all sense isn't out for one course, she's not a one nation anymore, we forcing the name 9ja on ourselves.
but haba naa, make we still dey apply sense garnished with humanity if we wan talk at times.
very glaring this guy is a Southerner and we still dey talk nonsense like this? honestly ehn, no matter how insensitive and inhumane some military fucktards treats civilians, we can and should never underrate the effort some of these guys put to curb and contain terrorism.


We don dey grow o, we don dey mature, we don dey see say life isn't all about ice-cream and meat-pie.
na hunger, a way to strive and survive naim push some of these guys enter military, nor be say na passion.

who nor like better thing, make I see?
who nor like to nod tie sidon gidigba for office with freezing Ac complemented with Lunch break, make I hear??

so abeg, if at all, let's try to praise and encourage these guys fighting terrorism.

Una good evening.

yanabasee:
Tsk......Tsk......


They will call on you when they need you but will easily forget you when they're elected or reelected......


My PVC is to vote Buhari out....I won't waste it on anybody!!!

Lol, how will you vote buhari out without voting someone in, or is there an option to vote out a candidate in the voters card??

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In a layman's terms; madame go hospital, nobody used a needle on you.
Africans lie lie upgrade, gosh.

dafeyankee:
Uyi how Edo today?hope you no dream?

I laugh out loud when I read the stereotypical trolls marshaled out on Binis. Bini is not that bad, na just our general retrogressive mentality for Africa, 9ja precisely.

the only assurance right now is that;
a particular geographic location (tribe) is gonna be raped anally and then mutilated and crucified if this thread should make FP.

make I just order for pop-corn fess, I nor fit shat.

omo e nor easy, see hustle.
poverty don make people discover/unravel their concealed talents; See the way artists dey draw EKWEREMANDU portraits from all angles to all corners of hin office because of money. E nor easy sha.

Oh, were you expecting me to drop a comment on Angel (the guy resemble devil sha) and cee c; no na, their news is very irrelevant like the 'ee' in cee c.

omo e nor easy, see hustle.
poverty don make people discover/unravel their concealed talents; See the way artists dey draw EKWEREMANDU portraits from all angles to all corners of hin office because of money. E nor easy sha.

Oh, were you expecting me to drop a comment on Angel (the guy resemble devil sha) and cee c; no na, their news is very irrelevant like the 'ee' in cee c.

na tinu be that? why the man con resemble devil beans at old age naa
honestly, money aside. tinubu nor fine o, the guy teeth go cure Ebola

The only issue I have now with this very commendable innovation of theirs is that;

the man used a foreign currency and the woman used a local currency.
is that to say, the man is a foreign idiot and the woman a local mumu, because honestly I don't have any other explanation to justify this very weird and ridiculous show of attention.
If you have a better explanation, lemme know abeg.

P.s; Funny enough, them go still return the borrowed money after the comedy show.

Although not to be misused by Lecturers, honestly questions churned/drawn out of reality, like things happening around us (trending) reduces the pressure and exam panic of the students and makes them feel at ease expressing themselves in answering these questions because of the familiarity and 'not so serious' way the questions were asked.

It's a welcome dev, this method of questioning students is not to be underrated at all as far as it isn't outta context, we mustn't always cite references from Aristotle's and Einstein's time. There'r cultural changes and familiarities today, we should be seeing it on our paper.

Horus:
People with Down syndrome rarely reproduce and they have about a 50% risk of having a child with Down syndrome.

I cited a very factual ref befr this comment I am quoting you for, look it up.
I am not against these people coming together, never will. In fact, you find your spouse in a world you're conversant with.
Little wonder the deaf marries the deaf, the rich marries the rich, on and on and on like that.

thesicilian:
Possible, but not likely.
First, most men with Downs syndrome are sterile, they cannot have children. Very few have been documented to have children.
Second, each Downs syndrome parent has a 50% chance of having a similar child. So with both parents being affected, chances of getting a deformed child are almost 100%

I presume you're a doc, evening man.
the fact is, causes resulting to down syndrome hasn't been emphatically cited till tomorrow.
So I do not overly agree with your assertion here as regards the chances of these down syndrome couple having a child like them all through their progenic process, yes it's true specific cases associated with them passing this disorder to their offsprings is thru 'translocation gene'_ that's a chromosome not in the right place, but you see, this isn't even common with them and it can happen to anybody.
My point is, these couple can reproduce children with their chromosomes very intact and more often than not give birth to geniuses.

I appreciate your contribution man, evening and cheers.

shaybebaby:
Uyi ²

hallo from the other side

Uyi168:
Same o..obowie o

Koyor

Uyi168:
..Is ur full name uyiosa?

Uyioghosa
how about you??

DrinkLimca:
Common it's a fact that something is not right with this chioma of a girl..
why is her family quiet?
No single words from her parents, her siblings or family members..

It's obvious that they don't approve of the relationship..

She is still a student in a university and do you think she can continue being a student while traveling with davido everywhere?

How can you suffer to train your child in a private university and suddenly she drops out all because of davido?

At least put yourself in the position of her parents..

If all this is true then she is on a wrong part that leads to destruction..

When the whole world turns on you, your parents got your back.

paying her parents like this is heartbreaking..

my God, na wa for some people o. This one just dey drink Limca ontop another person life.

who are you to ask why her family is quiet, so her mom should start a YouTube channel centered on her daughter's relationship because a certain Limca-drink wants to hear her family's opinion.

you said she dropped out, I fit bet with the odds over 2.5, you nor speak English reach this girl, moreover you that's done with school and with your third-class certificate, I hope you're working in chevron now??

my brother, lemme be very realistic and Frank with you, I obviously do not know how much poverty has ravaged and savaged your household, but I can unravel how things are like in your side already and really don't need your opinion to affirm you and your family members will be amongst the happiest people in the world if 'Mayorkun' (davido's signee) should consider picking a flower in your lineage irrespective of the status she's attained in life.

I know the frog (davido) is a public amphibian, apart from his songs, he's got a very loud mouth. but for you here in NL with the sobriquet drink-limca to portray and write-off davido as a disappointment in a relationship is very laughable.
your sister that's having a masters degree still selling Limca drink and gala will readily off pant for davido anyday, anytime, anywhere and your mama go dance alingo

I don't give a flying fvck about their relationship, numerous celebrity relationships all over the place, I couldn't ignore your long epistle absolutely devoid of sense and I volunteered to be very factual with you.
Even the chioma is making good use of this publicity with her chef sturv, you dey here dey bisect and dissect issues on her certificate wey people dey buy nowadays.

baba she get Porsche o, which 'assurance' you get?? prolly NL multiple accounts.
my guy upgrade from this mentality abeg. Finally before I let you go, gimme one Limca and gala there make I still patronise your ministry small

P.s: sup bro, no pun intended at all. I highlighted some things to buttress my points, nor too reason am.

anyways, it's better for a Porsche car to kill you, at least you go see yourself for heaven;
than one kind rickety pick-up/molue wey don dey speak bini for road to con break your legs and still kill you on top; the 'assurance' say na hell 'fia' you dey go nor be here

The fan right now feeling utterly hopeless, useless and stupid;

wakaman:
[s]What do you teach? Where do you lecture? You have a foul mouth, shows your breed and pedigree?
You have decidedly shown your ignorance on non entertainment matters, in a court of law, even when granted bail there are conditions to be fulfilled, see? You need to ascertain that first!
But no, you being a railroaded childishly cocky ignorant fella don't know that.
Always be calm and comprehend before you respond to any question[/s].

says someone whose sobriquet is the very best word to reply the hogwash he just spewed, 'Waka shege man'

be deceiving yourself there, with the senseless question you asked out of your zombified and ass-licking exuberance, now you're quoting laws just to further solidify your zombie stance.
I don't need to ask you, our paths has never crossed here in NL, but I know already you're one of buhari's cows.

even peeps apolitical and absolutely lacks interest in politics knows about the maleye hullabaloo and how he's being witch-hunted by the apc, spear headed primarily by his state gov, bello.
Even with the assertion from this very thread, on how the police are all over the place waiting for his head is enough to tell you this isn't about meeting bail conditions. But because your over-all sense of reasoning is very myopic and have really been tilted and suppressed by buhari's adm has made you very sentimental and absolutely devoid of sense and objectivity.

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hallo bruv. Should in case of next time, never make hasty generalisations as regards my photo in my profile, me carrying bag doesn't automatically means I am a student, and em, let me also tell you; maturity, high sense of reasoning isn't very relative to age.
Age is just a number, you might be 40-50years old and still be a zombie.

Alright man, quote me next time when you're sure you putting on your brain, and in reference to your cognomen; waka-shege-man

millomaniac:
You are the fool

Zombie

wakaman:
Boy, I looked you up, face your studies! Also watch your speech, you won't go far insulting people out of exhibiting wasteful youthful exuberance.

It's best to keep quiet, if you can't add value to a discussion

the emboldened is my point exactly, you should have followed this special rule of yours in this particular thread, instead out of your adult/matured exuberance, you spewed trash.

I don't need to look you up, absolutely nothing to look up to you for.

Lol, for my studies, how about I tell you that guy is a Lecturer, you see your Life

wakaman:
Has he fulfilled stipulated bail conditions?

have you fulfilled the stipulated bail conditions of your brain hoarding you to utilise it properly

What is 'adekunle gold', is it a mineral resource that has gone extinct

NOC1:
It has gone extinct on your sight because you lack the modernised equipment and knowledge to make headway. Bad engineer always speak one grammar "it is not possible".

kingxsamz:
he is that person who's bigger than you.

Lol, see these two monkeys releasing orgasm on my comment like their lives (pathetic or not) depends on it and they get paid for it by adekunle. These celebrities has signed for sturvs like this and they're very use to it.
Funny enough, I might even patronise adekunle's songs more than these two quoted mumus we have here.
my initial comment is just a common internet troll niggas, read it and laugh it off. Life isn't nebulous as it seems.

One is even saying he's bigger than me, is he God??

will the photo-shoot help us shoot down the price of garri
if no, then this news is abysmally irrelevant and very useless like the 'p' in psychology.

Shugavee:
Well according to news, Chioma has been dating davido for 5 years!! Meaning she was just 18 years when they started, I find it hard to believe she was with him in all the baby mama drama but probably they were just friends!! But if indeed it is as it seems, then i really dont envy her in anyway! Happy for her tho!! (She is still winning) but plain fact is I can't take all the shittt she took!! Wont pray for such! Only God knows how many times she might hv cried!! Its no relationship goal to me!!
Marriage won't be any better! Wish them the best tho

Madame kam dan, izzit your shït or it's your took

Lol, your write-up is very hypocritical and just juxtaposing all over the place sha.
only you nor like this kin relationship, only you still dey wish them all the best tho. madame stay one place naa.

I know the frog is a public amphibian, but make we still try learn how to dey kam dan and ignore some certain things.

honestly sha, your citing davido's relationship with chioma as a reference here will so make this thread abysmally irrelevant and very useless like the 'ee' in cee c.