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9ja which way, na like this we go dey deyy

EL RUFAI - FAILURE

B - boko haram
U - unemployment
H - herdsmen
A - arm robber
R - retrogression
I - insecurity

when I say hoe, you say low.

me: hoe (2x)

response: low (2x)

together: hoe low show

I really wish I could give her a high five with an iron bucket on her face twice from hulk

violence isn't always the way forward. The woman is really ignorant and wicked, she plugged an electric iron probably in a low current power supply, waited for her daughter to come home and kept an attitude for such a long time, wow.

buhari: kaiii yowa, I heard you will validate my impeachment process.

saraki: ehen, do you have sense before
honestly sai baba, you don't have sense.

I just lose hope when I saw EX.
y'all smile for social media relevance, act all rosy and lovey dovey but kill yourselves and act stupidly in reality.

I won't be surprised if the man becomes an EXsquare because social media is their aboard.

Lai Mohammed is only being SARCASTIC.

we should learn how to read between Lines, I don't want to believe he meant all those trash he spewed to be reality.

Okoroawusa:
I Love this man

he doesn't loves you, zombie

Amagite or Armageddon, whatever your name is
you self just want to lead us astray with this your bbn news upandan, it's okay naa. Abeg.

okay lemme give my verdict on this, but promise you won't come up with a bbn thread again, thank you.

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but miracle sha, the guy doesn't even give a fvck about how Collins feels, he just dey pilot the guy emotions anyhow like aeroplane

GOFRONT:
No other than Tubaba

then be ready to see sturvs like;
*diapers
*clipper
*used and unused condoms
*photos of baby mamas, etc etc.

Skyfornia:
Timaya

na so so hin mama plantain you go dey see.

her bress be looking like the female version of the 2018 world cup trophy.
(Lol, what's female version of the world cup trophy)

If her bress is used as the world cup trophy, I bet the odds are over 2.5 that Nigeria will win the world cup.

Lol, this isn't funny sha, but I am really forcing myself not to tear out in laughter right now.
okay I give up, can't hold anymore, I need to let it out; hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Another pained feminist advocate loading, watch out!!!
she might be the next to question and query Michelle Obama for fulfilling her wife and motherly obligations diligently.

Ehyaa, a tour guide and a social media perfect, but couldn't guide and perfect your marriage
what a perfect guidance you are

Anyways, this is a very subtle advice and an eye opener to everyone, the babes precisely, that not every image painted in social media, not every rosy and lovey dovey slammed on our faces in social media is true in reality.
In fact, social media has so disconnected us from reality. We now talk to our gadgets instead of humans around us.
Okay today is Sunday, we suppose to be spending quality time with our families, but instead we see Nwaamaikpe and donstan18 dragging NL front pages upandan to speak their yeye English.
All of us dey crase sha

P.s: what made me laugh so hard was when she said she's married to Jesus and she's sexy in the eyes of Jesus. Lol, she wants to seduce Jesus

Like wtf madame married to Jesus, Jesus is married already. please go back to your husband and leave Jesus alone.
Jesus said worship Him, you want to toast and date Jesus? all this feminist otondo sha

Ref; Tonto dikeh and Churchill season one.

GeneralOjukwu:
ccc

you've been thinking about cee c of late abi??
They said mainland bridge, you're here saying cee c.
is cee c your mainland bridge

I remove hand for your matter;

dear yahaya bello;

Let's just do a practical test to see who Nigerians and more precisely kogites loves between you and malaye.
just attempt to garner signatures for your impeachment, let's see how it turns out.
I'll be very grateful if you oblige to my request.

Thanks in advance and cheers.

dear yahaya bello;

Let's just do a practical test to see who Nigerians and more precisely kogites loves between you and malaye.
just attempt to garner signatures for your impeachment, let's see how it turns out.
I'll be very grateful if you oblige to my request.

Thanks in advance and cheers.

he didn't even thank God he saw a seat to sit on.
very ungrateful human being, he's a lazy yoot.

sexdoll:
People with this type of your disgusting mentality is the reason why I still maintain that this country and the black race as a whole is doomed.

You can never ever want to move forward simply because half bread is better than none.

A very very big shame on you.

Oga calm down, don't take life too serious, you'll end messing up yourself for no reason entirely.
today is Sunday, filter the joke and sarcasm from the comment, laugh over it and live life happily ever after.
It's unfortunate you're not intelligent enough to fathom this.
Moreover, my comment right here shouldn't deter govt from doing the right thing, no shame on me, shame the govt.

have a nice day, bye-bye.

anyways, not to talk much.
Never you underrate Nigerians, might be tribalistic, favouristic, greedy, religious bigots, what have you
BUT
we represent in virtually all facets of Life.

p.s: nigerians value hard-core rap, why not. We have many who're very meticulous listening and read between the lines of the lyrics, little wonder they left jcole stunned and made the black Americans look stupid.
hardcore rappers back here should step up, we've got a few trying already, kudos to them and we love our own.

Aldebaran:
It wont make front page because Lalasticlala is not hungry

He may change his mind later

Okay.

adudu208:
This shouldn't be mistaken for a strict father. Anybody who treats his or her kids this way is an animal. The day i will see such display of insanity, i will drag the father down from the bike and hit him mercilessly will a 2 by 4 plank until his face changes configuration.

I have come to realize that violence is the only language such deranged people understand.

I obviously don't agree with her father's actions and I don't agree with yours also.
If you feel violence is a way to correct him, then you're no different from the man who forcibly and aggressively is taking his child to school.

They're more civil way to tackle menace as this that by the end of the day, everyone will be at peace with each other and the goal achieved.

p.s: the man should know you can force a horse to the river, but can never force it to drink water.

Oshiomole will just be behaving like a houseboy everywhere he goes.
e get some people wey money nor fit at all, oshiomole is an example of such.

Anyways, thank goodness he's fortunate in Life sha, he would have been a fvcking monster and might end up scaring himself.

Lalasticlala's grand entry to the thread right now;

Lol, that moment you're fighting with someone and knocks him down, then your opponents slumps and you immediately begin to beg him not to die because you know if he dies, your arse is fvcked automatically

Thegeneralqueen:
The man dey bleach

you get serious problem sha, nobody don tell you yet.

Thegeneralqueen:
You this boy you're almost everywhere in nairaland do you have something doing with your life

this girl sef, dey go abeg.
just this small thing I told you that's making you monitor my arse upandan. you don turn to monitor lizard by force.
Oya sorry, nor cry you hear

wtf did I just read, your mom doesn't know jcole, sooo but she knows adekunle and Falz, ehenn

Like who else doesn't give a fvck about their family group chat.
your mom binding every spirit of jcole, ehn, come again.
you didn't tell her jcole will buy you and your whole family, wtf.

Efe be like; una see my Life, na so I just take useless base on Logistics

Efe ejeba right now;

I really loved Nina in the house, I know she's a slowpoke, gullible, dull and stupid.
but it still saddens my heart she didn't win any grand prize like the rest of her housemates.

From the depth of my heart, because I love you so much Nina, I present this gift to you that you're a reflection of;

when I say hoe, you say low.

me: hoe (2x)

response: low (2x)

together: hoe low show

I reserve my disdain for the guy behind the leaked sex video. Recording of their sexcapades was done when they were very much in love and most probably helped built-up intimacy and emotions.
honestly, guys like this are grouped in the category of unapologetic bitches, it's a bitchy attitude to think you can blackmail someone with an act you both were engaged in when things were all rosy.
The man is a fool.

Nevertheless, unless the girl in question is a pornstär who care less about her boobs dangling all over the place, she'll definitely feel hurt about the situation if she holds some reservations for herself.
no matter how we gonna paint it, it's in every way a bad method of exposure little wonder the fool exposed it in the first place because he knows the stigma attached to sturvs like this.

but yah, we can always draw out positivities from what seems to be a negativity, reminds me of pokello and her fiance then before she met elikem in the bba house.
She should be very resilient and resolute in all of her endeavors, although the internet never forgets.
but this time will pass and it'll all be a story.

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Meanwhile, where my Vaseline abeg, see bress
and the link too, so we can link-up for future references

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Modified: I've seen the Link and I've watched the video.
omoo, see riding, both cowgirl and reverse cowgirl.
Thunder go the girl sha, see gruv
anyways, they ended the sexcapade with this style sha;

Ancestral presidents of Africa (APA).