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so your husband is playing away games outside and you felt the best manager to coach your striking husband is your pastor who most probably doesn't share the same club (faith) with your striking husband.

A very big risk she took, the odd isn't over '2.5' that her husband will listen to the pastor, the pastor should even thank God (de gea) for not allowing the man to use his Life to score a goal (death).

If a similar issue arises again in the near future, she'll learn how to channel her grievances to the 'board of directors' (family) instead of soliciting for the services of a third party manager (pastor).

Football fans, how una dey

honestly, at first glance, I didn't really want to give a Fvck.
but on a second look, I must say the oufit, looks and physique is superb, looks good on him and very fashionable.

In conclusion, Fvcks given.
my fvcks are very expensive, this thread is kinda worth it and I've just dropped my Fvck.

These are fools now, what do you expect when they idolize 'stereoman Ekwe' and use Igbo (weed) as a supplement after every junk food.

Funny enough, the guy fit nor even baff after this adventurous foolishness from him and his fellow retärds, he go go sleep like that.

Nairalanders, you do not have to drop comments on every irrelevant thread.
you should learn how to say, next post please

p.s: but honestly sha, I know Nina exudes all shades of dullness and gullibility. She might end up not getting married at 52 if she idolizes Rita Dominique.

just saying sha;

OK but,

I was strolling with my last fvck on leash on this thread earlier when Op ambushed me and held me at Knifepoint. "Give me your fvck!" He thundered. I was already trembling, different thoughts ran through my mind. "What will I tell my parents when I get home" among others.
But then my life is more important than a fvck. Op was becoming more aggresive now so I had to make a quick decision. I looked behind my back and saw my fvck with teary eyes, she nodded in disapproval as though she was saying "Pls don't do this".

"Which kind wahala be dis now" I said to myself. "Look!" I shouted at the Op while pointing my hand into an empty space behind his back, as soon as he turned his head, I grabbed my fvck and made a run for it. He chased us but we were able to outrun him. Few mins later, I was already sitting under a shed with my fvck on my laps. I patted her and kissed her forehead. "It's alright dear, I almost gave you out today on a useless thread for that matter"
She smiled sheepishly and rested on my arms.
That was how I protected my last fvck from being given on this thread

searching for a Fvck to give**!! !!!!

FVCK NOT FOUND!! !!!!!!!!!!

Redoil:
Who do you think did these evils
Like 4 pdp
Share 4 apc

Oga, we will not like, neither will we share. See your head like Like

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Like if you think this guy's brain is full of red-oil, share for buhari.

when I say A, you say J.

me: A (2x)

response: J (2x)

Together: AFONJAaaaa!!! !!!!!!!!

Lalasticlala.
Like wtf is Lalasticlala

yah, I agree that a large proportion of girls, in 9ja precisely are more often than not very certified bitches like this one who went all the way yall to request for a gionee phone from a guy she definitely knows is interested in her. Tagged the phone common gionee, Ordinarily, this is a phone her father most probably can't afford.
she could have asked for something else, maybe something cheaper, pants and bra, whatever.

Nevertheless, I reserve my respek for her anyways and disdain for the guy, like Fvck you nigga. If it's within your financial capability to oblige to her request, why not do it and keep the idea of banging her in the trash can for the now.
You asked her in the first place to make a request, now you fvcking associating obliging to her request with sex.

I'm a guy, and in all honesty, this nigga is a pussyprick and a certified bitch.
the girl is stewpeed also for raising her hopes high without expecting this from a somewhat admirer and even more spicily stewpeed for uploading her head online.

In conclusion, they're both mad.

so who oversabinly brought our picture to NL
I taya for all these nowadays bloggers sef;

Princessmkpafi:
I took my fiance out, I was with 50k, he was complaining about phone i bought him a small phone and we picked things home, the second day we went out with 30k we picked things home. Do you know that my finace was waiting for another gift from me. No contribution from him. I tried to protect his interests. and we are staying together. His not working. I am up and down in the house . Now his carrying face for me, please and please advice me my people.

Okay, honestly this imaginary fallacy doesn't even add up here, the story is all shades of Fake.

But let me even pretend it's true and realistic, you want advice abi??
I'll start by saying, I'm a little bit suspicious and skeptical about the way you guys were 'picking' things, maybe he picked your brain and sense of reasoning in that process and dropped/hid it somewhere, prolly under the bed, inside the wardrobe, wherever

I'd advice you look for where he's hiding your brain, when you find it, don't tell him o.
just quietly fix it back and put it to optimal use, you'll thank me later.
cheers dear, it's well

Thegeneralqueen:
The dog grab her a** and was laughing



Meanwhile
Her body is hawt

where did you see the dog laughing biko

Okay with the story line and all the suing talks, this is definitely not in 9ja.
The case will be so dead on arrival in a 9ja's court. Anyways, his case might have been more substantial if it were a 'cow', definitely not a dog.

but ordinarily sha, an average girl if given the chance is a certified bitch. They don't care, anything pointed goes in, from cucumber to horse penis to dog penis to Love Machine to any fvcking gadem pointed sturv.

Lord God, please help us find and settle with the very few good ones amongst them when we're ready, amen.

madridguy:
Chief Tonye, I like your courage. I love you for one thing, after every every, you sabi right long epistle.

Awaiting for your 2019 epistle after Sai Baba victory.

The level of your zombieism is top notch man, very commendable.
It shares a great similarity with the football club 'real madrid'.

Like real madrid winning the champions league competition back to back, so are you winning the buhari's zombified league back to back.

cheers to your zombieism bro, you're a distinguished, certified and dignified zombie.

any need for dna testing?? absolutely no.
Like the second and fourth photo confirmed this assertion.

why Miracle con dey lie like this naa, this cannot be a miraculous resemblance, who dey crase here

so Miracle's got a grown up child like this and he's still claiming 23, trying to prove a point he's still a kid and very immature by unbuttoning his shirts all over the place.

baba mimi, atleast try dey lie with conscience naa, the game is over and you've won already. con pilot your pikin comot here abeg.

Oboy. see breast, e be like 'sucking mango'

but, Jacob zuma like better thing sha, with hin head like nysc jungle boot

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Jacob zuma right now;

Okay, deliberating on this chimamanda's outrageous hogwash is enough.
Like we've bisected and dissected her soul already and she's quietly succumbed to the fact that she's an idiot for the nonsense identity she was tryna promulgate.

so Madame kebbi first lady, please stfu and don't use chimamanda's recent public foolishness to appeal your personal loathe for her, seeking for a useless public relevance.

Madame kebbi first lady, chimamanda adichie and all nonsensical feminism advocates are all very mad.
Thank you and cheers.

The reverse is the case in my country.
In 9ja, Life begins at 60 and you get federal political appointment when you're dead.

no need to worry, the incumbent president believes in ancestral spirits and doesn't under rates at all your ruling prowesss from the grave.

Isn't that wonderful

The driver is more sensible and creative than buhari.

Funny enough, this fvckery news will hit FP mehnn

so we should use the tattoo to fry garri abi

Oya na, hin don answer.
shebi una go let person hear word now, abi another thing dey

TheUpsetGirl1:
Only God knows if the person behind this moniker isn't a guy or someone below 24years.

wake up from nairaland and face reality
instead of shouting "broke guys " every hour on nairaland go and do something useful with your life.

Even the ladies that can't afford human hair with their own cash will be tagging some people broke as if they even know them in person.

As in ehn. no, really the slogan 'broke boys' is now becoming very boring and weak like buhari's balls.
what is 'broke boys', who's a broke boy??
the thing nor even make sense, the slang is in every way devoid of sense.

I need not say much bro, you've highlighted every already. most of them can hardly buy a super pack indomie for themselves without a 'broke boy's' support.
many of them here never even enter or finish school sef, so what're we saying, why ponder on a very irrelevant nonsense

I know the girls stereotypical with this 'broke boys' slogan all over the place in NL will never for one day show their pimples rummaged and ravaged faces, because them know say them nor fine and nor even smell one yard of wife material.

Just see the way they'll tag us the same 'broke niggas' now, yeye people.

Thegeneralqueen:
Broke guys will always find something to say

the way you hammer and cogitate on broke guys all over the place, it seems your family is really well to do and as such you will care less about a guy's status or money.
come marry me naa

This one na evidence of better ogbomosho weed in action
that aside, I neither liked nor supported the bbn show anytime-anyday, no objective and absolutely very irrelevant.

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Okay let's do this;
Like for illuminati, share for buhari.

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Lemme modify this, it seems some peeps are scared of illuminati, nevertheless and surprisingly, illuminati still won buhari, wow

Like for fowl nyash, share for bubu.

well not everything needs to be explained and uploaded on social media for everyone to see, marry your heartthrob quietly and live happily ever after.

Nevertheless, I think this is more news worthy compared to the irrelevant ones we've been forced to digest for quite some time now.
everyone loves money, that's virtually the objective of anyone who engages himself in any productive activity.
The unapologetic truth is, love drawn outside the ambience/influence of money is the only true love and will be a long lasting one.
'No real man' will bullshit a girl who glued herself to him when his life was nebulous and things were not all rosy.

this is a subtle advice and an eye opener to the babes of nowadays, yah I know majority of you still have sense.
I don't think there's any pride compared to when you build a foundation with your man, then Life smiles on you both eventually. you'll have the privilege to take charge of your hubby's fortune and be very proud of yourself for your support and encouragement all along, you'll have stories to tell your kids in the evenings.

Everyone's got a different path and destiny in Life, looking or waiting for already made men who you have little or no idea about the source of their income is not always the way forward.
Look for that young guy full of dreams you love today, and add a piece of block to his foundation, you both will enjoy in the balcony of your tower tomorrow.
cheers y'all

so we should now coman goan fry sugarcane abii

Saff:
I have no clue

Lol
very straight girl with less fvcks on how fake peeps portray their fake retardëd lives online.
nice mentality dear, you should keep it up, evening

kid sister ke, with that boobs looking like nigeria's grossly deflated economy.
Joke aside bro, the manhandling, pressing and misfortune garnered with experience wey this nina boobs don see, Miracle as a human being never see half.

eezeribe:
Size mismatch...
See as them be like father and daughter or elder brother and kid sister.