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Webmasters › Re: Facebook To Add Dating Service - Mark Zuckerberg by Uyiii: 10:10pm On May 01, 2018

Oga Seun, evening.

hope you're taking notes, just that the babes here won't allow us see front with the Feminism matter wey dem don carry for head like gala.

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Science/Technology › Re: Lion Attacks & Drags A Man Who Entered His Cage In South Africa (photos/video) by Uyiii: 9:42pm On May 01, 2018

chuka5000:
abeg which kind rough play abi familiarity dey carry person enter lion cage.

the other time I saw a tiger carried and ate up it's care taker.

is that not over familiarity please?

only you just collect two space, which kind rough play be that one naa??

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Celebrities › Re: Ex-BBNaija Housemates, Lolu And Anto Kissing (Pictured) by Uyiii: 9:29pm On May 01, 2018

Chizuru01:
See Akwara everywhere. I haven't seen an pix of Africans kissing before and it look Romantic. It wills always be as if they are biting

may your vocabularise soul rest in peace English.

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Celebrities › Re: My Boobs Got Touched In A Movie Because It Was Important - Ify Uba by Uyiii: 9:06pm On May 01, 2018

yah, it's obvious your bress is more important than your brain, abii you be get another thing wey you wan offer befr huh

your father in the village says hi;

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Celebrities › Re: Lady Exposes The Fake Side Of Davido’s Love For Chioma by Uyiii: 8:42pm On May 01, 2018*

Madame kam dan. izzit your disrespect or it's your relationship huh

okay, what's the ASSURANCE that the relationship you're presently in now will yield any positive result.

I know the Frog is a public amphibian, but sometimes make we still learn how to kam dan and ignore things.

see how she do nose like wheelbarrow lipsrsealed

p.s: Op, seems this news already hit FP earlier in the day, I think so, so nor worry, you kam dan too cheesy

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Workers Day In Paris Turns Bloody As Rioters Set Cars And House On Fire(Photos) by Uyiii: 8:29pm On May 01, 2018

Wow, if person see this kin protest, to protest go dey hungry am cheesy

see how everywhere neat, fine fire, the thing belike film.
I sure say the police men go even share chilled water and ice-cream in the course of the protest.

but humans get grade sha, human wants are always very insatiable.
because I dey wonder wetin all these ones still dey protest for, are they alright huh

make dem come 9ja, you go confuse on wetin to protest for, the problem too many.

9ja I hail o, una strong die. Wehdone wehdone.

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Celebrities › Re: Gorgeous Anto Rocks Figure-hugging Dress In New Photos by Uyiii: 6:26pm On May 01, 2018

will the dress help us figure out how to reduce the price of garri huh

if no, then this news is abysmally irrelevant and very useless like the 'p' in psychology.

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Romance › Re: Can Ladies Ever Change Their Ways?? by Uyiii: 5:59pm On May 01, 2018

summerflame:
she's still adamant on her decision. She won't rescinde it.... Sex and money and no money without sex and I must five her both.... Well, I'll have to report her to her sister with the WhatsApp message as a concrete evidence

what's up man, evening.
I hope you didn't send her the money and we should all presume she's been long reported to her sister?
If it's not in the affirmative, honestly I don't know what you waiting for.

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Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Is Looking For His Own Assurance - Video by Uyiii: 3:41pm On May 01, 2018

who else also thinks don-jazzy is growing very fast into immaturity.
Like the don-jazzy of mohits records is so much matured than the don-jazzy of mazins records, could this have been possible because he's recruited more kids and now reasons like them??

what an unfortunate irony huh

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Celebrities › Re: Okon Lagos Celebrates His Daughter On Her 4th Birthday (photos) by Uyiii: 11:32am On May 01, 2018

Oh wow. Okon's chromosome is really dominant, even as a girl, the resemblance is striking.
More often than not, people are beclouded with the thought that these TV clowns don't know when to get serious in Life. but here, okon is saying he might be an idiot on TV but a very serious super striker in za oza room.

hbd girl, your daddy is really making some funny money cheesy

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Career › Re: Meet Ruqayya Suleiman The First Female Pilot From Katsina State - Picture by Uyiii: 11:10am On May 01, 2018

To toast girls like this sha, very easy. just try to memorize these Lines.

It goes thus;

hallo ruqayya, I've been wanting to tell you my cöck is so big that when it plummets into your pit (cockpit), it'll make you fly into a first class level of ecstasy.

Oya whr my accolades, don't I deserve some accolades??
Abeg shower me with accolades jaree cheesy

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Romance › Re: Can Ladies Ever Change Their Ways?? by Uyiii: 10:09am On May 01, 2018*

Safiaa:
So what is the essence of this post? What is moral story of the story?

She needs the money. I don’t think you’ve ever been in a situation where you desperately need money and have no one to turn to. Not that it’s right that she’s offering sex, but sometimes keep things to yourself. Please.

Lol, the comment you dropped here is very hypocritical.
I don't know if this chat was formulated to garner/arouse talks like this, but let's just pretend it's true and very realistic because it does happen.

For this chat specifically, forget the fact you're female and as such must defend your gender on the way to hell, keep sentiments in the trash can for now and attend to this topic objectively.
there's no way we gonna meander or intertwine this story to the advantage of this olosho, she's a very unfortunate whöre and needs deliverance.
'money is the root of all evil', ever heard of these lines??
As a girl, no matter how bad you need money, never be so desperate enough to offer yourself like a piece of biscuit. girls like this willingly fvck the Life outta their lecturers for grades.

I know what you would have said if the story was in the opposite, ignore male and female fights dear. try to be very objective, reason life so deeply beyond desperation for money and yah, one of your assertions that relationship is a transaction.
Lol, upgrade from that mentality and live life happily ever after.

P.s: for the moral of the story, I think it's very highlighted in my response to you, nevertheless, the moral here is to say we've still got very honorable men not moved by kpekus and for the babes, never sell yourself for money out of desperation, you're way more expensive than money.

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Celebrities › Re: Meet Ruqayya Suleiman The First Female Pilot From Katsina State – Picture by Uyiii: 9:23am On May 01, 2018

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Celebrities › Re: Meet Ruqayya Suleiman The First Female Pilot From Katsina State – Picture by Uyiii: 9:23am On May 01, 2018

Jochabed:
Ride on girl!

she's a pilot, not okada rider.
una nor dey hear word;

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Romance › Re: Man Calls Out Women Who Listen To Advice Of Beyonce And Chimamanda. See Why by Uyiii: 8:10am On May 01, 2018*

TheUpsetGirl1:
now back to the topic;

Chimamanda doesn't cook, that's her husband job.

She hasn't fvcked her man in the past 2years.

Only God knows what that young man is passing through..

hey bro, I do agree with some of your assertions, your last sentence precisely but;
I am not in line with these I've quoted you for. you're not chimamanda's houseboy neither are you her kpekus meter to make a hasty generalization/conclusion as this.

That's the point this man right here is tryna promulgate, that babes who're sensible and not gullible shouldn't use what they see or hear to becloud their own sense of reasoning in their relationships.
To me, this whole feminism hullabaloo has been so much intertwined and misconstrued that the primary objective of the movement has been so submerged and sidelined.
Today's feminist wants to fight with a man, wants to throw rocks at men, wtf is that huh

These ideology of feminism cited are mostly propagated by our feminine folks in 9ja, I see lots here although all hope isn't lost yet as I believe many of them hasn't traded their brain for akara.

To conclude this man, you're not living in chimamanda's house, you're highly oblivious and misinformed of what goes on behind the closet with her man. Chimamanda might be a very good poetic preek sucker sucking the tips real good rhythmically and you're here thinking her man is suffering sexual disordinace.

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Politics › Re: Why I Didn’t Discuss ‘shithole’ Comment With Trump – Buhari by Uyiii: 8:42pm On Apr 30, 2018*

Trump: hallo mallam, do you know what I meant with the word 'nigeria is a shït-hole country'?

buhari: kaii yowaa, you means niziria is za ekwanomic hole of za kwantinent and em, niziria is shitting za rest kwantries with ekwanomic stability.
ma fifful in niziria and oza kwantries thinks we wia insulted, but I know zat insult is fa za past administrations.

Trump: wow, always knew you won't disappoint me, now write 'nigeria is a shït-hole country'.

buhari: YOWAA.

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Health › Re: Baby Born With Huge Head Tumour In Ogoja, Cross River (Graphic Photos) by Uyiii: 8:00pm On Apr 30, 2018

DEXTROVERT:
THIS
IS
CALLED
ENCEPHALOCELE
ITS
A
CONGENITAL
MALFORMATION
Caused by failure if neural tube closure during early life.
Not caused by winches

cranium bifidum
Wehdone doc. everything will be okay with the child, he will pull through hopefully.

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Romance › Re: Ladies Around Age 30 Have Hidden Gem by Uyiii: 7:53pm On Apr 30, 2018

shaybebaby:

Baby boy.

my lovey-dovey wink

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Politics › Re: President Trump Laughing Behind Buhari As PMB Signs Papers: Caption Photo by Uyiii: 7:31pm On Apr 30, 2018*

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Celebrities › Re: I’m In Love, Not Afraid To Admit It – Davido Declares by Uyiii: 7:28pm On Apr 30, 2018*

Romance › Re: Ladies Around Age 30 Have Hidden Gem by Uyiii: 7:22pm On Apr 30, 2018

donstan18:
I know

good

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Romance › Re: Ladies Around Age 30 Have Hidden Gem by Uyiii: 7:19pm On Apr 30, 2018

donstan18:

you be Fool sha, shei you know??

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Romance › Re: Ladies Around Age 30 Have Hidden Gem by Uyiii: 7:14pm On Apr 30, 2018

Chikita66 seeing donstan18 being obliterated by safiaa cheesy

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Romance › Re: Marvis Sexy In Customized Ankara Bikini - Photos by Uyiii: 6:26pm On Apr 30, 2018

my preek just weak.
na this small yansh stretch-mark dey obliterate like this huh

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Celebrities › Re: Miracle Ikechukwu And His Younger Brother, Samuel Igbokwe Pictured Together by Uyiii: 5:51pm On Apr 30, 2018

so it's a FAMILY thing.
They don't button shirts in their Family.

If this guy is miracle's younger brother, and miracle is still claiming 23. simply means his younger bro is 16 and I am 2years old.

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Events › Re: Kenyan Deaf Couple Weds In Rare Ceremony After Dating Via SMS by Uyiii: 5:39pm On Apr 30, 2018

they're in a deaf world.
there's always a positivity in everything that seems to be a negativity.

In this case, their relationship has been immuned to the gossips they would have heard from irresponsible fiends coming as friends to break their union wink

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Fashion › Re: Miss Tourism Nigeria 2018 Contestants (Photos) by Uyiii: 5:16pm On Apr 30, 2018

shaybebaby:

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Fashion › Re: Miss Tourism Nigeria 2018 Contestants (Photos) by Uyiii: 4:40pm On Apr 30, 2018*

no no no no op don't say that please, how can you categorize these things as some of the nation's finest queens.
what're you implying, that we don't have beautiful entities in 9ja huh

In all honesty, they're fvcking fugly, jeez. These tourism will only be justified if they're touring for the most ugly girls in nigeria.
Like I have something to say for virtually everyone of them here, but it seems the default in the persons repping 'Cross river' and 'Edo' is so striking and cannot be ignored.

Wtf, I just need to say this in pidgin english cheesy

the cross river girl just carry head like cassava, this kind of girl will so beat and demolish her man if he's so unfortunate to get caught cheating on her.
this kinda girl will so bang her man on the bed, make the man moan and leave him in pains.
See face na abi na posture cheesy

Oh the Edo babe, I nearly cried when I saw her, my goodness.
See how she do face like monkey wey lick lime.
She's in every way a direct descendant of obaseki, the state gov.
If being ugly is a course in school, she will graduate first class, 4.99 cheesy

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Celebrities › Re: Three Nigerian Celebrity's Identical Twins Meets (photos) by Uyiii: 3:03pm On Apr 30, 2018

lovelylad:
what should we now fry ?

I guess we should fry twin beans cheesy

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NYSC › Re: Corper Runs Mad In Enugu In His NYSC Uniform (Video) by Uyiii: 1:38pm On Apr 30, 2018

na stunt Jaree cheesy

, prolly drama CDS tryna do an awareness programme.

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Celebrities › Re: Tobi: ”I Will Kill Nina, Kill CeeC, Marry Alex" by Uyiii: 1:37pm On Apr 30, 2018

ceeroh:
I was strolling with my last fvck on leash on this thread earlier when Op ambushed me and held me at Knifepoint. "Give me your fvck!" He thundered. I was already trembling, different thoughts ran through my mind. "What will I tell my parents when I get home" among others.
But then my life is more important than a fvck. Op was becoming more aggresive now so I had to make a quick decision. I looked behind my back and saw my fvck with teary eyes, she nodded in disapproval as though she was saying "Pls don't do this".
"Which kind wahala be dis now" I said to myself. "Look!" I shouted at the Op while pointing my hand into an empty space behind his back, as soon as he turned his head, I grabbed my fvck and made a run for it. He chased us but we were able to outrun him. Few mins later, I was already sitting under a shed with my fvck on my laps. I patted her and kissed her forehead. "It's alright dear, I almost gave you out today on a useless thread for that matter"
She smiled sheepishly and rested on my arms.
That was how I protected my last fvck from being given on this thread.

this is plagiarism sha, you for at least give credit to me or Cc me, thief cheesy

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