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This is the real definition of zombieism.

Treasuredlove:
your mumu don do

your own mumu never even start
In reference to your moniker, it seems you love and treasure your 'mumuism' so much, little wonder most of your comments reeks mumuism and is devoid of sense.

Oya take this 50naira, goan buy treasured sense.

Treasuredlove:
why should i? And I am very brown, thank you very much

what're you thanking me for

Treasuredlove:
Just look at the white white faces!

show us your own

highpriestess:
ok..
I lost it to your father.

you sef, when you talk too much, you talk out every atom of sense remaining in your brain.
I like you o, if you nor fit respek yourself, at least respek hin father naa even if the 'op' devoid sense too.

predmine20:
I am not creating this thread to insult non-virgins,far from that but the truth must be told.

A non-virgin that lost his or her virginity to rape is exempted.

If you lost your virginity to 5mins pleasure you should know you are nothing but a cheap and worthless poo.

You should be ashamed of yourself for not exercising self control.

Stop fucking around like a worthless and dirty pig una no go gree.

God is against premarital sex and fornication.

You can't make heaven if you continue fvcking around.
That is the truth.

lalasticlala fp abeg?

Lol, why you dey beg make your thread make FP, so you'll promulgate this your yeye ideology abii??
The same Bible you're quoting asked your arse not to judge, here you are, not only judging but even had the effrontery to 'exempt'. baba who you be naa, you be Miracle? you get 25million for the akant??

joke aside, premarital sex is wrong biblically as it's tagged fornication, but realistically sex is a very healthy activity to be engaged in with 'sense' and more often than not, engaged (couple) people tend to bear one or two children first befr getting married.
There are many references as to why premarital sex is called for, I am just tryna cite a few.

Back to you, you can't make heaven with writing poo and fvck in NL sha, or you think say God nor dey read your comments.
See your head like 'you can't make heaven'

dear Lazy 9ja yoots, this is to say you don't need to win big brother naija Tobi a millionaire.
Lemme give you a khleo, just expertise yourself in forgery and theft, hit one wealthy client and smile to the bank.
There are pros and cons attached to virtually everything in Life. In this case, EF- CeeC will be on the look out for you, all you have to do is take out of your Miraculous money and change your Face.

but joke aside, the women nor fine sha, one just do Face like the day before yesterday bread

Name checkers association of nigeria (ncan) be like;

FortifiedCity:
You always book space before writing your epistle.

Yellow coconut head

Leave me naa

FortifiedCity:
You sat down to analyse all these

Ladies and gentlemen, behold Lazy buhari's lazy youth

you think say to analyze like this easy??
had it being buhari fit analyze like me, hin administration for nor stupid like this

Oh wow, a very nice and sexy act of Love bro.
I heard she's 29 now, this invariably implies she's gonna be engaging you with 29 different styles in your next adventurous sexcapades.

Anyhow sha, do well to complement these cakes with this style

Jazzlite:
How has this criminal video helped prevent the imminent or probable accident from occurring? The videographer needs education to prosper in the business

and how will not having a video of this atrocious act prevent further idiots from drinking and driving

Firstly, there's nothing criminal with this video as you've wrongly tagged it and,
in the second place, this video will help sensitise people against drinking and driving prolly because of the online bashings the video will attract, the attention of the right govt parastatal to checkmate this kinda drunk acts will be drawn, etc etc.

Oga forget your rules of journalism whatever, the man is in public.
The effectiveness of the dissemination of this information is not overrated at all.

Peeps here defending the actions of this wayward man and wrongly faulting the dissemination of this photo are amongst the numerous problems we're embattled with in 9ja.
These are clear examples of people who voted for cee c.

One even went as far as saying it's against the rules of journalism, wtf is rules of journalism when this man is about to ride people to their early grave.
See your face like 'rules of journalism'.

Please my people, Life isn't duplicated.
If you must drink, don't drive. If you nor love yourself, people dey wey Love you.

Oh really, happy birthday girl
This invariably implies you gonna be engaging Teddy A with 29 different styles today.

Anyhow sha, make sure you guys climax the sexcapade with this style;

In as much as I am not a guy overly intertwined in the discuss/argument over a thinking (saggy) or a proud (standing/standard) boobs, I believe and know the outcome of the mamary gland of any female whether pressed or not is as a result of a natural course.
With this said, I am of a school of thought that promulgates the saying 'boobs na boobs'.

Nevertheless, the appearance of her boobs right here is unapologetically disgusting, well maybe because of the way she's chosen to package it.
Need more I say, boobs like hers are very useful and versatile in a country like 9ja. you can use this boobs to;
1. kill mosquito
2. substitute it as a handfan when there's no light
3. Use it as pillow, etc etc.

So you see, there's every advantage in what seems to be a disadvantage.

Some nigerians can be very foolish sha, like those two fools up there not excluding the ones below. Must they react to everything.
It's high time we get our priorities right, channel our grievances to the government of the day and stop forming yeye savages on the pages of this so called celebs.

So because Miracle wasn't the person she opted for or wanted to win, she's now therefore automatically disqualified from congratulating him even as he eventually emerged the winner.
Some people just get brain for nothing sha

I am kinda surprised FFK didn't blame bubu for her demise.
FFK is a lazy nigerian yoot

Rip ma, your son in law is a Lazy yoot.

I'll try to be honest and blunt as possible as I can.
There'r peeps celebrity status doesn't fit at all,
like Olajumoke as a person doesn't even esynchronize with the celebrity tag upon all the money and innovativeness channelled to her to attain that reasonable celebrity feat.

The woman body nor just wan be celebrity, her appearance and all isn't synonymous with a celebrity status at all. e nor get wetin she wan wear, she go just still be like house-girl, na follow come, e nor get how we go do am reach.

I even feel she was looking more beautiful and better when she was selling bread as compared to now. The best thing her sponsors could have possibly done for her was to upgrade her bread business, open some other business ventures like selling biscuits and sweets instead of forcing a celebrity status on her.

P.s: Anyways make I drop mic here make e nor be like person wan dey talk too much.
But em, this Ahneeka pimples be like wetin dey gym sha, see muscle.
Even if Ahneeka is a lazy youth, her pimples are very hard working for sure

Oh really, happy birthday girl
This invariably implies you gonna be engaging Teddy A with 29 different styles today.

Anyhow sha, make sure you guys climax the sexcapade with this style;

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DoTheNeedful:
So this guy is just 58. This means that he became a governor at the age of 39.

Nigerian youths, we are sleeping. We need to wake up!!!

While I believe that we all have the right to vote for whoever, I don't see any reason why anybody under 40 should canvass for Buhari or Atiku. We need to rise up.

It's like our psyche have been bastardized and we are left with little self esteem; hence, many of us think we don't have what it takes to take up leadership positions.

We need to wake up!

In summary, youth please DoTheNeedful

so we should use the moment to fry garri abii

Kemen just be like Farmer with hin bulldozer body, and is he tryna Finger Marvis ear or what

Imagine cee c coming out to see this special package.
see how she do forehead like tomorrow never dies

Finally, geez I just needed a break from the bbn news.
whatever it is, just bring it on aside bbn of course.

And for the bbn shït;

decatalyst:
I thought does that voted in the harsh Buhari economy deserved the accolades...


Just saying...lemme coman be going

but Bros, your english harsh o, na really does
just saying sha, lemme coman be going.

Miracle piloted the affairs of this year's edition with ease as there was no real competition for him.

That aside, unlike Efe winning the money as a sort of poverty alleviation scheme for his Lineage, Miracle played his game well, didn't garner fans out of pity and as we've seen now won the money miraculously.

Miracle piloted the affairs of this year's edition with ease as there was no real competition for him.

That aside, unlike Efe winning the money as a sort of poverty alleviation scheme for his Lineage, Miracle played his game well, didn't garner fans out of pity and as we've seen now won the money miraculously.

Miracle piloted the affairs of this year's edition with ease as there was no real competition for him.

That aside, unlike Efe winning the money as a sort of poverty alleviation scheme for his Lineage, Miracle played his game well, didn't garner fans out of pity and as we've seen now won the money miraculously.

Bisola sha, 50 shades of worworness.
how person go just carry teeth like caterpillar?? she almost chewed TTT's destiny

The truth is, even if bisola is a lazy nigerian youth, her teeth is not lazy for sure.

If you know, you know.

Miracle is the 'Efe' of this year's bbn edition. The love and fan base he's garnered outside shares great similarity with that of Efe's.
It's highly probabilistic that he's gonna win.

The only difference between Miracle and Efe is that;
Miracle is more frosh, Miracle is like an Efe that studied abroad.
just like akamu (pap) and custard; custard is an akamu that studied abroad.

Simply put; Miracle is custard, Efe is akamu (pap)

philcz:
Uncle Uyii, is everything alright?

Lol, yeh I'm cool bro.
my ban don dey too much, had to come up with this.

I think in your case, my number 3 applies