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LifestyleTonite:in reference to your moniker, the Lifestyle of the couples will be every nite gang banging ![]() ![]()
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Okay, to end all of these hullabaloo. Y'all who posted above me should please put your brain to optimal use. Not exempting myself, I'll put my brain to use too ![]() Lol, I can see those about to post below me happy, thinking they've been exonerated from this brain usage. Those of you who's gonna post below me, abeg use your brain in advance ![]() |
She'd informed him to meet me at the restaurant using my phone the previous day and deleting the message sent. She built the bridge and destroyed the wall. Skyfornia:that single act of hers is the answer to your question. she indeed built a bridge more magnificent and stronger than any of Ambode's projects ![]() hope you comprehend now?? |
she's a very good wife, you should be very proud having for yourself a woman as such as a wife. if she could build a bridge again for you and your friend prolly because of the camaraderie and level of synchronization you both share, then imagine what she'll do if it were your twin brother. Not some idiot wives causing rift between some senseless twin brothers disturbing the peace of the public, nonsense ![]() |
decatalyst:in reference to your moniker, yours is a catalysed corruption. As in, you're fantastically corrupt ![]()
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SUPERPACK:complete it bro. in reference to your moniker, it should be called a SUPERPACKAGE enjoyment. the enjoyment come with full subscription ![]()
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but this op sef and the topic of hin thread. na really 'promising young man' . who promise am, you or hin village people??anyways, from all indications, it seems his village people promised him madness and they just fulfilled their promise. his village people marching forward, singing 'it's our work o' ft Falz the badguy ![]()
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Miracle is the 'Efe' of this year's bbn edition. The love and fan base he's garnered outside shares great similarity with that of Efe's. It's highly probabilistic that he's gonna win. The only difference between Miracle and Efe is that; Miracle is more frosh, Miracle is like an Efe that studied abroad. just like akamu (pap) and custard; custard is an akamu that studied abroad. Simply put; Miracle is custard, Efe is akamu (pap) ![]() |
issa big miss from their village people ![]() but this will serve as a deterrent to the occupants of the car that whenever you're embarking on a return journey from the village, you should make sure you purify/devoid your car of any village property; be it spirit, ghost or ancestors. Their village people returning back to the village after the big miss, the miss really pain dem sha ;
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gssdobi:we will not like, neither will we share. Go find likes for another place. See your head like likes and shares, nansix ![]()
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A leaked chat between Nwaamaikpe and Evablazin. If you nor believe, hide your face ![]()
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chrisbaxtian:just say congratulations make you let person hear word abeg. only you na nuc and age determinant, oya clap for yourself ![]()
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HigherEd:nor be only amplified, na amplifier ![]() you don turn this girl to radio now now wey we go amplify. amplified degree ko, amplified bible ni ![]() |
chrisbaxtian:why mention university of Ibadan specifically. They don't offer PhD to young people?? |
but serzly op, you don't expect this child's play to hit FP sha. which kind irrelevant and unseasoned lie be this naa ![]() okay let's even try to say it's true, but check the time frame and the battery life now. So the guy just dey charge phone since yesterday before one percent con enter, wahalaa ![]() In as much as the genuineness and efficacy of this news is very irrelevant, I can't help but say the battery life of that phone is directly proportional to the brain of the idiot behind this nonsense chat. more so, if at all we wan lie. Make we dey try dey use good English abeg or at least spell correctly. I nearly had heart attack reading the chat. |
Tonto dikeh sef, lie lie let person hear word. okay, this is a very excellent act actually and shouldn't be discredited because of her too many bad characters. so nice one Tonto ![]() That aside, y'all will agree with me that tonto dikeh is all shades of a tomboy, as in hermaphrodite. apart from this assertion being clearly evident in her 'pvssyprick' name; her stature, behaviour, and even sometimes dressing connotes all attributes of a rugged boy. Lemme tell you something, Churchill did suffer domestic violence in the hands of Tonto. so you wan tell me say Churchill go slap Tonto, and Tonto nor go retaliate by biting off one of his balls or even both sef, nor try Tonto abeg ![]() Lest I forget, Tonto dikeh is used to the surgery world already, she's done some body changes, reducing excessive fats and all. so don't be surprised when she decides to have a penis to complement her already existing reproductive organs. |
IdeyFindWife:oya see wife now o, you should apply befr she's taken again. if everywhr don marama for you, nor forget to con change this moniker to 'IdonSeeWife'. success in your application bro ![]() |
Ezigboune:It's cool you stroke out 'our' and narrowed your opinion to yourself. you see in Life, there's always a sense in every fvcking nonsense and in this case, she's just tryna tell girls who cares to listen to have sense. Okay wow, what am I even saying?? sorry nor vex, I be just wan quote you ![]() her break up news is really very irrelevant, it's useless like the 'p' in psychology.
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some people really sabi drink panadol for another person headache sha. To the twitter adviser abi questionnaire; izzit your father or it is your footsteps ![]() P.s: I know say Femi go just like meet the guy one on one, dismantle hin oversabi face with brand new slaps and if possible sacrifice am for Fela shrine ![]() |
it's not a coincidence that in the midst of a very beautiful girl are her two very uglee looking wretched friends always following her around forming bodyguards and when a guy tryna make advances to this beautiful girl, the scornful look you will get from these two wretched uglee friends of hers will make you forget all your crammed tactical approach and finally make you regret the day you were born ![]() people uglee for this life sha, nor be joke oo. a quick advice to the uglee fellas in the house. if you know say you uglee, marry who fine abeg. at least if we nor fit eradicate poverty for 9ja, we go still try eradicate worworness. as a guy, you uglee. well just try make your account handsome sha, you can't be uglee and broke naa, even the devil will reject you. pick one struggle abeg ![]()
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everything's got it's pros and cons in Life. As shitty as 9ja's system is, in scenarios like this, you'll still see people who are readily available and willing to help you with the right directions, but still be watchful sha befr dem direct you enter one chance ![]() Anyways, as regards op's post. the boy was very unfortunate to have knocked on the door of a fvcking racist family. The woman meandered the story because he's black and her murderous husband or whoever the fvck he is wanted to put the icing on the cake by killing him so when the case/news eventually gets in public, we gonna hear talks like; he's a thief, door breaker. thank goodness he came out alive to narrate his ordeal. racist people are a bunch of bastards. humanity supercedes all race. |
forreelinc:izzit your picture or it is your father??
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If we view this scenario categorically from my perspective, you'll agree with me that the purposed man is the woman and the woman is the man. If you nor understand, hide your face ![]() P.s: but na wa for Nigerians oo how will someone go to a dead person's facebook page and leave a comment like this; Rip dear, I am sorry it's coming late. |
Children and rough yeye play sha. From all other things, even as wide as the ground is, they left it and agreed to seek pleasure inside the freezer when no other person is at home. Aren't village people awesome ![]() very unfortunate actually, may their souls rest in peace.
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Enemyofpeace:
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you own a hospital, how old are you?? anyways, her actions you've highlighted are clear signs she's interested, no wonder you highlighted them in the first place. In the second place, a girl addressing a guy as dear doesn't necessarily mean she wants a relationship but in your case, as I earlier purported because of the indications highlighted, I think she likes you. why she likes you, I dunno. maybe because you're a doctor, already own a hospital, whatever. you know, different things dey make girls like us ![]() P.s: Lol, you know she's a virgin because she told you so and acts like one. wow, never knew virgins have a special character that distinguishes them from certified oloshos. okay, I am talking too much now. hope she's written jamb sha because she's way too young to be deliberating on like this ![]() |
Shedrack777:If this is your definition of ugly, then I want to be very ugly. you wey dey talk sef, see how you do face like last year ![]()
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