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FamilyRe: Wife Throws Huge Wedding Ceremony For Husband As He Marries A Second Wife by Uyiii:
LifestyleTonite:
IN referrence to my own monika nko?

grin grin grin

lalasticlala
in reference to your moniker, the Lifestyle of the couples will be every nite gang bangingcheesycheesy

CrimeRe: Police Shoot To Death A Pastor Who Doubles As Armed Robber by Uyiii: 9:06am On Apr 15, 2018
Okay, to end all of these hullabaloo. Y'all who posted above me should please put your brain to optimal use.
Not exempting myself, I'll put my brain to use toocheesy

Lol, I can see those about to post below me happy, thinking they've been exonerated from this brain usage.
Those of you who's gonna post below me, abeg use your brain in advancecheesy
RomanceRe: The Bridge: The Story Of My Friend And I by Uyiii: 8:57am On Apr 15, 2018
She'd informed him to meet me at the restaurant using my phone the previous day and deleting the message sent.

She built the bridge and destroyed the wall.
Skyfornia:
Good..interesting read. Good friends are better than some blood brothers. I can totally relate to your story.

But OP wait o, I don't understand what you mean by 'She built the bridge and destroyed the wall'. How did your wife do that?
that single act of hers is the answer to your question. she indeed built a bridge more magnificent and stronger than any of Ambode's projectscheesy

hope you comprehend now??
RomanceRe: The Bridge: The Story Of My Friend And I by Uyiii: 8:42am On Apr 15, 2018
she's a very good wife, you should be very proud having for yourself a woman as such as a wife.
if she could build a bridge again for you and your friend prolly because of the camaraderie and level of synchronization you both share, then imagine what she'll do if it were your twin brother.
Not some idiot wives causing rift between some senseless twin brothers disturbing the peace of the public, nonsenseundecided
FamilyRe: Wife Throws Huge Wedding Ceremony For Husband As He Marries A Second Wife by Uyiii:
decatalyst:
Your mind is corruption!
in reference to your moniker, yours is a catalysed corruption.
As in, you're fantastically corruptcheesy

FamilyRe: Wife Throws Huge Wedding Ceremony For Husband As He Marries A Second Wife by Uyiii:
SUPERPACK:
Sweet 3some loading, one on the man's face, and the other sucking his large dick, now that is called enjoyment.
complete it bro. in reference to your moniker, it should be called a SUPERPACKAGE enjoyment.
the enjoyment come with full subscriptioncheesy

CrimeRe: Promising Young Man strips Naked After running Mad in Lekki Lagos (Video) by Uyiii: 7:43pm On Apr 14, 2018
but this op sef and the topic of hin thread.
na really 'promising young man'cheesy. who promise am, you or hin village people??

anyways, from all indications, it seems his village people promised him madness and they just fulfilled their promise.

his village people marching forward, singing 'it's our work o' ft Falz the badguycheesy

CelebritiesRe: Bbn 2018 : Desmond Eliot Show His Support For Miracle With Adorable Photo by Uyiii: 6:33pm On Apr 14, 2018
Miracle is the 'Efe' of this year's bbn edition. The love and fan base he's garnered outside shares great similarity with that of Efe's.
It's highly probabilistic that he's gonna win.

The only difference between Miracle and Efe is that;
Miracle is more frosh, Miracle is like an Efe that studied abroad.
just like akamu (pap) and custard; custard is an akamu that studied abroad.

Simply put; Miracle is custard, Efe is akamu (pap)cheesy
TravelRe: Vehicle Lands In A Ditch As Family Were Returning From Festival In Imo. Photos by Uyiii:
issa big miss from their village peoplecheesy
but this will serve as a deterrent to the occupants of the car that whenever you're embarking on a return journey from the village, you should make sure you purify/devoid your car of any village property; be it spirit, ghost or ancestors.

Their village people returning back to the village after the big miss, the miss really pain dem shacheesy;

CelebritiesRe: Adorable Photo Of Mother Feeding & Her Child Breastfeeding Wearing Same Scarf by Uyiii: 5:10pm On Apr 14, 2018
gssdobi:
On a serious note, between the baby & Oga, who has the right over the br**St??. Vote like 4 baby,share 4 oga
we will not like, neither will we share. Go find likes for another place.
See your head like likes and shares, nansixcheesy

RomanceRe: Heart Broken Married Man Leaks Sex Chat His Wife Had With A Stranger by Uyiii: 4:27pm On Apr 14, 2018
A leaked chat between Nwaamaikpe and Evablazin.
If you nor believe, hide your facecheesy

EducationRe: Motilewa Bolanle Becomes Covenant University's Youngest Phd Holder Ever Produced by Uyiii:
chrisbaxtian:
university of Ibadan is the best we have, and it's almost impossible to obtain a PhD at that age in UI
just say congratulations make you let person hear word abeg.
only you na nuc and age determinant, oya clap for yourselfundecided

EducationRe: Motilewa Bolanle Becomes Covenant University's Youngest Phd Holder Ever Produced by Uyiii: 3:45pm On Apr 14, 2018
HigherEd:
That sort of amplified her chances here.
nor be only amplified, na amplifiercheesy
you don turn this girl to radio now now wey we go amplify.

amplified degree ko, amplified bible nicheesy
EducationRe: Motilewa Bolanle Becomes Covenant University's Youngest Phd Holder Ever Produced by Uyiii: 3:40pm On Apr 14, 2018
chrisbaxtian:
I doubt if she would have been able to get this degree at the university of Ibadan at such a young age. Anyway good luck to her.
why mention university of Ibadan specifically.
They don't offer PhD to young people??
CelebritiesRe: Kcee Limpopo Gives Owerri Blogger Orji 1million Naira, See Sceenshots by Uyiii:
but serzly op, you don't expect this child's play to hit FP sha. which kind irrelevant and unseasoned lie be this naaundecided

okay let's even try to say it's true, but check the time frame and the battery life now. So the guy just dey charge phone since yesterday before one percent con enter, wahalaacheesy

In as much as the genuineness and efficacy of this news is very irrelevant, I can't help but say the battery life of that phone is directly proportional to the brain of the idiot behind this nonsense chat.

more so, if at all we wan lie. Make we dey try dey use good English abeg or at least spell correctly.
I nearly had heart attack reading the chat.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dike Foundation On A Medical Outreach For Dei-Dei Community,Abuja (Photos) by Uyiii:
Tonto dikeh sef, lie lie let person hear word.
okay, this is a very excellent act actually and shouldn't be discredited because of her too many bad characters.
so nice one Tontowink

That aside, y'all will agree with me that tonto dikeh is all shades of a tomboy, as in hermaphrodite. apart from this assertion being clearly evident in her 'pvssyprick' name; her stature, behaviour, and even sometimes dressing connotes all attributes of a rugged boy.

Lemme tell you something, Churchill did suffer domestic violence in the hands of Tonto.
so you wan tell me say Churchill go slap Tonto, and Tonto nor go retaliate by biting off one of his balls or even both sef, nor try Tonto abegcheesy

Lest I forget, Tonto dikeh is used to the surgery world already, she's done some body changes, reducing excessive fats and all.
so don't be surprised when she decides to have a penis to complement her already existing reproductive organs.
CelebritiesRe: Lady Gets Dumped By Her Boyfriend Via Text & She Shared The Messages On Twitter by Uyiii: 1:53pm On Apr 14, 2018
IdeyFindWife:
Eyah, sorry! embarassed

Heartbreaks suck!
oya see wife now o, you should apply befr she's taken again.
if everywhr don marama for you, nor forget to con change this moniker to 'IdonSeeWife'.

success in your application brocheesy
CelebritiesRe: Lady Gets Dumped By Her Boyfriend Via Text & She Shared The Messages On Twitter by Uyiii: 1:53pm On Apr 14, 2018
Ezigboune:
Attention seekers everywhere.

How is that supposed to be our my business
It's cool you stroke out 'our' and narrowed your opinion to yourself.
you see in Life, there's always a sense in every fvcking nonsense and in this case, she's just tryna tell girls who cares to listen to have sense.

Okay wow, what am I even saying??
sorry nor vex, I be just wan quote youcheesy

her break up news is really very irrelevant, it's useless like the 'p' in psychology.

CelebritiesRe: FemiKuti Slam A Follower Who Accused Him Of Not Following His Father's Footsteps by Uyiii: 11:20pm On Apr 13, 2018
some people really sabi drink panadol for another person headache sha.
To the twitter adviser abi questionnaire; izzit your father or it is your footstepshuh

P.s: I know say Femi go just like meet the guy one on one, dismantle hin oversabi face with brand new slaps and if possible sacrifice am for Fela shrinecheesy
RomanceRe: Ugly Girls Mentality by Uyiii:
it's not a coincidence that in the midst of a very beautiful girl are her two very uglee looking wretched friends always following her around forming bodyguards and when a guy tryna make advances to this beautiful girl, the scornful look you will get from these two wretched uglee friends of hers will make you forget all your crammed tactical approach and finally make you regret the day you were borncheesy

people uglee for this life sha, nor be joke oo.
a quick advice to the uglee fellas in the house. if you know say you uglee, marry who fine abeg.
at least if we nor fit eradicate poverty for 9ja, we go still try eradicate worworness.
as a guy, you uglee. well just try make your account handsome sha, you can't be uglee and broke naa, even the devil will reject you.
pick one struggle abegcheesy

CrimeRe: Black Teenager Gets Shot At For Asking For Directions After Missing Bus by Uyiii:
everything's got it's pros and cons in Life. As shitty as 9ja's system is, in scenarios like this, you'll still see people who are readily available and willing to help you with the right directions, but still be watchful sha befr dem direct you enter one chancecheesy

Anyways, as regards op's post. the boy was very unfortunate to have knocked on the door of a fvcking racist family. The woman meandered the story because he's black and her murderous husband or whoever the fvck he is wanted to put the icing on the cake by killing him so when the case/news eventually gets in public, we gonna hear talks like; he's a thief, door breaker.
thank goodness he came out alive to narrate his ordeal.

racist people are a bunch of bastards.
humanity supercedes all race.
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Nelson Shares Photos Of Her Daughter And She Is So Adorable by Uyiii: 11:24am On Apr 13, 2018
forreelinc:
huh Wonder why the father is never in these pictures
izzit your picture or it is your father??

CrimeRe: Man Knocked Out With A Single Punch While Trying To Defend A Fighting Lady. PICS by Uyiii: 11:13am On Apr 13, 2018
If we view this scenario categorically from my perspective, you'll agree with me that the purposed man is the woman and the woman is the man.
If you nor understand, hide your facecheesy

P.s: but na wa for Nigerians oo
how will someone go to a dead person's facebook page and leave a comment like this;
Rip dear, I am sorry it's coming late.
CrimeRe: Shocking! Two Children Of Same Parents Found Dead Inside Deep Freezer In Ondo by Uyiii: 10:33am On Apr 13, 2018
Children and rough yeye play sha.
From all other things, even as wide as the ground is, they left it and agreed to seek pleasure inside the freezer when no other person is at home.
Aren't village people awesomehuh

very unfortunate actually, may their souls rest in peace.

CelebritiesRe: Adedotun Adekola's 5th Birthday: Odunlade Adekola Celebrates Son’s Birthday by Uyiii: 8:45am On Apr 13, 2018
Enemyofpeace:
See as the boy resemble their gardener

RomanceRe: What Does It Mean When A Girl Calls You "Dear"?? by Uyiii:
you own a hospital, how old are you??
anyways, her actions you've highlighted are clear signs she's interested, no wonder you highlighted them in the first place.
In the second place, a girl addressing a guy as dear doesn't necessarily mean she wants a relationship but in your case, as I earlier purported because of the indications highlighted, I think she likes you.
why she likes you, I dunno. maybe because you're a doctor, already own a hospital, whatever.
you know, different things dey make girls like uscheesy

P.s: Lol, you know she's a virgin because she told you so and acts like one.
wow, never knew virgins have a special character that distinguishes them from certified oloshos.

okay, I am talking too much now. hope she's written jamb sha because she's way too young to be deliberating on like thischeesy
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Dances, Shows Her 'Shaku Shaku' Moves In New York (Photos Video) by Uyiii: 8:09am On Apr 13, 2018
Shedrack777:
ugly looking being
If this is your definition of ugly, then I want to be very ugly.

you wey dey talk sef, see how you do face like last yearangry

RomanceRe: Pictures From A Marriage Between A White Man And An Ebonyi State Woman by Uyiii: 8:01am On Apr 13, 2018
Zainab alizee season 2 coming out soon.
we promise you a very intriguing, eye catching, mouth watering movie.

Please don't miss out, WATCH OUT!!!

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