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At this juncture, my regards to the Mods. I must confess I really enjoyed my holiday (ban) and as a lazy nigerian youth, I engaged myself with composing this memoirs.

Cheers y'all

20. Finally, because of the incessant bans attached to your present moniker, you resort to concluding deactivating your account and coming up with a brand new moniker will just be the best for everyone.

19. Confined to your usual banned Life, you check back to the thread and notice the nigga's comments has been deleted also.

18. Finally and as expected, you get banned again but the post where your parents were insulted wasn't deleted by the Mods.

17. Knowing fully well the consequences of your actions, you gather your arse together waiting for the imminent ban.

16. You immediately realize you've been reported by the nigga.
So someone cannot even play with you, is that how you use to do??

15. Coincidentally, you scroll down to check people viewing the thread and you see Lalasticlala and Mynd44 viewing simultaneously.

14. As your usual old self, you pick the nigga up with a subtle and fierce reply and smack his arse down with it.

13. At this moment, you're ready to lick off every sense of dignity remaining in that nairalander's lineage and of course with no fvck left over the consequences you'll be greeted with by the Mods.

12. Still you wanted to ignore but the nigga went as far as bringing your parents into a nairaland comment.
At this point, you say to yourself that you've had enough.

11. You thinking that's all from that thread, you suddenly get one last mention. You check and immediately notice how pained the quoter is, prolly jealous because of the Likes your comment garnered.

10. Amongst the numerous mentions you've got, you'd see the good, the bad and the ugly. To avoid further trouble from the Mods, you smile at the good ones, dodge some and trash the rest.

9. The thread finally makes FP and peeps be running to your mentions like they escaping from Ebola attack.

8. After overcoming that temptation, you come across an eye-catching thread that suits your savage opinion, you smile to yourself and realize you can't be a Mr nice guy all the time;
you lick your hands and drop it like it's hot.

7. Even after pleading, the nigga mentions you again and this time you just have to ignore him completely and finally conclude you've been dealing with a zombie.

6. The guy quotes you again with another round of insults like he was sent by your village witches to follow you around, and you be like; bros abeg leave me naa.

5. On a very good day, you know the kinda reprisal reply you'll give, but because you're still on the radar of the Mods, you keep calm instead and seek solace in giving him a warning.

4. You continue to keep your cool with the nice uninsulting comments you drop, but somehow somewhere, another nairalander finds a way to quote and insult you.
and you be like; na wa oo.

3. In the course of your new lifestyle, you come across some comments devoid of sense and instead of you being your normal self quoting such comments with savage replies, you instead opt to jump and pass to avoid trouble.

2. You try to make sure you drop responsible comments devoid of insults if at all you want to give your verdict in a particular thread.

1. Few days after your recent ban has elapsed and you're trying so hard to mind your business so as not to get banned again almost immediately.

Hallo nairalanders, hope y'all having a stupendous day.

It's not a coincidence that 'popular' and or 'savage' nairalanders are more often than not complimented by the Mods with incessant bans.
You'll highly appreciate and relate likely with the thread if you fall in the category of a NL bad boy.

Enjoy

OK but

I was strolling with my last fvck on leash on this thread earlier when Op ambushed me and held me at Knifepoint. "Give me your fvck!" He thundered. I was already trembling, different thoughts ran through my mind. "What will I tell my parents when I get home" among others.
But then my life is more important than a fvck. Op was becoming more aggresive now so I had to make a quick decision. I looked behind my back and saw my fvck with teary eyes, she nodded in disapproval as though she was saying "Pls don't do this".

"Which kind wahala be dis now" I said to myself. "Look!" I shouted at the Op while pointing my hand into an empty space behind his back, as soon as he turned his head, I grabbed my fvck and made a run for it. He chased us but we were able to outrun him. Few mins later, I was already sitting under a shed with my fvck on my laps. I patted her and kissed her forehead. "It's alright dear, I almost gave you out today on a useless thread for that matter"
She smiled sheepishly and rested on my arms.
That was how I protected my last fvck from being given on this thread

fhranciz:
Damn I missed another Dame.
Please money answer me, I do not care if it's e-money, kcee money, fast money, oil money or ritual money. Please money just answer me.

My signature is down there, check my profile

I wish you knew or could feel an atom of the anguish, misery, torture/agony pass through by the people who involve themselves in rituals or other illicit and scandalous activities, I bet (over 2.5) you'll take a few steps backward, look for a seat and sit your broke arse down reverencing the name of the Lord for making you to eat freely, sleep freely, walk freely.

It's imminent, that those who engage themselves with illicit acts always end up with 'had I know' and wish they never concurred to the nefarious way of making money.

I pray you receive sense today in the name of the Lord, amen.

DeadRat:




Her Husband's Head Is Round o.


Its Even Rounder than The Earth...



Somebody Should Find The Circumference And Diameter

so you're among one of the dummies that thinks the shape of the Earth is round.
I really think we should firstly, concentrate on finding the circumference and diameter of your brain and find out also how well you've been able to harness it.

when we're done with that, we'll also teach you how to stfu next time. dead smelling rat

The fan and his papa feeling utterly hopeless and useless right now

OK but

I was strolling with my last fvck on leash on this thread earlier when Op ambushed me and held me at Knifepoint. "Give me your fvck!" He thundered. I was already trembling, different thoughts ran through my mind. "What will I tell my parents when I get home" among others.
But then my life is more important than a fvck. Op was becoming more aggresive now so I had to make a quick decision. I looked behind my back and saw my fvck with teary eyes, she nodded in disapproval as though she was saying "Pls don't do this".

"Which kind wahala be dis now" I said to myself. "Look!" I shouted at the Op while pointing my hand into an empty space behind his back, as soon as he turned his head, I grabbed my fvck and made a run for it. He chased us but we were able to outrun him. Few mins later, I was already sitting under a shed with my fvck on my laps. I patted her and kissed her forehead. "It's alright dear, I almost gave you out today on a useless thread for that matter"
She smiled sheepishly and rested on my arms.
That was how I protected my last fvck from being given on this thread.


cc; Marvel1206

pyyxxaro:
People de talk , u won still talk

With ur frog face

Your mouth de smell armpit

I'll start taking you serious the day you remember to collect your brain where you dropped it.
I really hope and pray it hasn't been smashed to pieces, if not, you'll just remain a retard for Life.

SternProphet:
What evil fake news is this?. No wonder people hate Nigerians. Lying, sub human race of people.
George Wear just came into office. How could this be counted against him. What inferiority, genetically acquired wickedness and cluelessness could make someone tell lies like this

Lol. nor vex Bros, abeg reduce the compound vocabulary small
That aside, I couldn't agree more with you, the days are still very young for him in office and as such shouldn't be discredited for the condition of this road at all.
who knows, prolly projects are on to ameliorate and mitigate dilapidated infrastructures as this.

but for the person you quoted, dunno if you're directly blasting him. wanted to say he's right, prolly that road is the only alternative they have enroute other places, and of course can't 'fly' but will have to manage it like that.

I've only got qualms with the first poster who's saying this isn't Liberialand and so we shouldn't know what's happening around the world because it isn't worldland but Nairaland.
You'll agree with me this sounds stupidly stupid and just because of FTC, some peeps forget to make use of their brain.

pyyxxaro:
Take this rubbish news outta here

This is Nairaland not Liberialand




Those driver nor get sense oh , unaa see full kportorkportor una still carry una motor enter

is Nairaland streamlined to 9ja news alone??

I know you, you always drop comments before you think.
It's obvious your hands are faster than your brain.

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