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Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Shows Thousands Of Dollar Notes In New Photos by Uyiii: 11:59pm On Apr 12, 2018

Thegeneralqueen:
No mind me jare the guy Face's is fleshy and I love it especially his lips like pomo

That's a Yoruba word

g9t

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Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Shows Thousands Of Dollar Notes In New Photos by Uyiii: 11:47pm On Apr 12, 2018

Thegeneralqueen:
If he's not among the world richest men then he is broke

Awong notice me

you and this your meme, na so you like the guy??
nor go dey get wet dreams because of am o cheesy

What's awong notice me, is that calabar lang huh

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Politics › Re: See What An Aboki Trader Did After A Woman Misplaced Her Phone In Sokoto. Photo by Uyiii: 7:50pm On Apr 11, 2018

AlfaSeltzer:
Upon all this you still have problem answering my simple question.

habaa oga, read now.
okay, tryna read the op's post again, this time slowly so you'll comprehend.
how they came in contact is very much highlighted in the original post.

p.s: the question isn't simple actually, it only portrays all shades of your comprehension.

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Politics › Re: See What An Aboki Trader Did After A Woman Misplaced Her Phone In Sokoto. Photo by Uyiii: 7:43pm On Apr 11, 2018

AlfaSeltzer:
How did he get her number?

that moment when you actually tryna form smart but in reality you totally fvcked up.

jeez, this is a fvcked up question, he got her number from your dull brain cheesy

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Politics › Re: See What An Aboki Trader Did After A Woman Misplaced Her Phone In Sokoto. Photo by Uyiii: 7:35pm On Apr 11, 2018

extremity and the North are very synonymous.
the honest ones are honestly honest, the brutal ones are brutally brutal.
Lol, the woman sufri arrange open place o, before they help her mutilate her body.

had it being na lagos this phone loss, e for don reach computer village since.

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Family › Re: I Dream Of Death Anytime I Quarrel With My Wife. I Need Your Advice by Uyiii: 1:15pm On Apr 11, 2018

Jbleenk:
The message is for religious fanatics like u thats believer heaven is a beautifull place but don't want to die and leave use alone in earth peacefully we are getting two overcrowded anyways.

you know, you're right. We getting too overcrowded with people murdering english lang.
I'd advice you figure out how to present yourself in a simple and concise English before being worried about atheism.
honestly as it stands now, even peeps who practice atheism will reject you.

cheers bro even as you learn good english.

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Celebrities › Re: Patience Ozokwor Welcomes Her 16th Grandchild (Photo) by Uyiii: 11:26am On Apr 11, 2018

If it were another person now, she'll be laffing in spiritual powers.
Mtcheww undecided

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Business › Re: Aliko Dangote Celebrates His 61st Birthday In Style. See The Cakes He Received by Uyiii: 10:32am On Apr 11, 2018

unohbethel:
they say if i laugh at people i will be like them..since how many years now av bein laughing at this man, yet nothing is happening..my village people are really damn wicked

yeh true, if you laugh at the negativities of people, karma will visit you on a very cold evening. but in this case, dangote's devoid of any negativity and you laughing at him only shows you're insane.
I'm very sure your village people are cool with that, if you wanna try them, just laugh at a poverty stricken person and see if your village people won't get to work cheesy

your village people right now, patrolling round your destiny;

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Family › Re: I Dream Of Death Anytime I Quarrel With My Wife. I Need Your Advice by Uyiii: 9:32am On Apr 11, 2018

Jbleenk:
Well If u die u will go to heaven. Heaven is better than earth so why are u scared to die?

and you're still alive??

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Romance › Re: Letter To Theupsetgirl by Uyiii: 9:25am On Apr 11, 2018

yhungbrowhne:
With your care and love, you’ve got my emotions
in check always and I’m glad.
Sometimes we’re given present which don’t
necessarily meet our needs, but you’ve met all
needs as you happened to be a perfect gift for me
know I’m not perfect, and I have my flaws and
shortcomings here and there, but all I’m asking is
that you be mine. I love you so much.

Theupsetgirl

oyinbo say a close mouth is a close door taink u

did you pass the just concluded jamb exam or your score is upsetting your brain huh

Kids just dey all over the place these days.

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Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Sexybbstar by Uyiii: 8:25am On Apr 11, 2018

happy birthday dear

In the euphoria of your birthday, I wish and pray you fulfil your heart desire of meeting a man that open doors and counts plenty money just like the op who is a conductor.

can I hear you shout amen cheesy

enjoy your day and cheers dear.

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Family › Re: PHOTOS: Woman Gives Birth To Her 14th Child From 14 Different Fathers by Uyiii: 8:00am On Apr 11, 2018*

she's a Legend, a generous one at that.
this very commendable act of hers will go a long way in promulgating the world's peace and unity.

she wasn't just a centralised bitch, she decentralised herself (separation of ~~power~~ pvssy)
she tasted from both the latino, hispanic american, indian, european, and the almighty African preeks and bear forth fruits.

The children having come from one root (pvssy) with Fathers from different continents will go a long way to prove there's 'unity in diversity'.

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Romance › Re: Muslim Teen Celebrates Her '16th' Birthday With Sexy Swimwear Photos by Uyiii: 7:58am On Apr 11, 2018

Earthquake1:
She should be stoned

With preeks abii cheesy

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Romance › Re: Muslim Teen Celebrates Her '16th' Birthday With Sexy Swimwear Photos by Uyiii: 7:49am On Apr 11, 2018

ashewoboy:
omo yi dun. o ye ka yi lata. just imagining her sitting on ma............ it's gonna be nice.

na konji go kill you last last cheesy

I weep for the pains and trauma you'll put your preek through;

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TV/Movies › Re: #bbnaija: Nina Breaks Down, ‘ends’ Her Relationship With Miracle by Uyiii: 7:01am On Apr 11, 2018*

Crime › Re: Hell Relationship: A Lady Cut Her Boyfriend Private Part In Liberia by Uyiii: 2:16pm On Apr 10, 2018

donstan18:

Crime › Re: Hell Relationship: A Lady Cut Her Boyfriend Private Part In Liberia by Uyiii: 2:01pm On Apr 10, 2018

donstan18:
And your type will still be forming a good cook tomorrow.

who good cook don EPP??
even as Rico for bbn garnish food reach, he was still evicted.

baba get away, you cannibal cheesy

. using a human being's preek to cook beans, tueeeh.

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Crime › Re: Hell Relationship: A Lady Cut Her Boyfriend Private Part In Liberia by Uyiii: 1:46pm On Apr 10, 2018

donstan18:
Cook beans

so na preek you dey take cook beans;

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Crime › Re: Hell Relationship: A Lady Cut Her Boyfriend Private Part In Liberia by Uyiii: 1:41pm On Apr 10, 2018

donstan18:
Why will that man forget his preeq before going to see God?

What will he tell God if being asked about his preeq.

Wetin God wan use hin preek do huh

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Education › Re: Disabled South African Lady Graduates After Being Discouraged By Lecturer by Uyiii: 1:07pm On Apr 10, 2018

yeh, you did let the madafvcker know there's an ability in every disability.
you've got a disabled eye, not a disabled brain.
congratulations girl, you should be very proud of yourself.

P.s: oops she's south African, I shouldn't have congratulated her but hell no, so you know I am not xenophobic.
y'all in s.a, please stop the xenophobic attacks on Nigerians, treat every misdemeanor in accordance with the law.
wouldn't be nice if Nigerians retaliate at their ends and it's not a way to go at all.

Africa is our continent, humanity is the race.

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Events › Re: Expectant Pregnant Mother Shoot Complete Nude Photo (photo) by Uyiii: 12:19pm On Apr 10, 2018*

sorry I have to say this, her head looks like what has been photo-shopped on a pig's body.
Okay I take my sorry back, this is piggery and I owe no one an apology.

She put this up for the public to give opinions on, I just dropped mine and yeh, she looks like a pig.

P.s: this is a stupid trend, no information she's tryna disseminate here unless of course she's advertising herself to be reared as a pig or used as a pig suya.
If you're a girl and you've been norturing this in mind as an achievable goal, please do take this friendly advice from me, delete such from your mind or better still, keep it in the confines of you and your husband, not displaying it in the media/public for fvck sake.

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Car Talk › Re: Nigerians Saw A Self-Driving Car For The First Time & Mobbed The Car (Pic,Video) by Uyiii: 12:03pm On Apr 10, 2018

well, the only thing I can assure you is that;
this car won't get to it's purposed destination, na person back-yard e go end up last last.

haha, nor be 9ja again, trust 9ja naa cheesy

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Politics › Re: 2019: It’s Easier To Defeat Buhari Than Another Candidate – Deji Adeyanju by Uyiii: 11:27am On Apr 10, 2018*

sophsia62:
Adeyanju was reacting to the Monday’s declaration by Buhari to run for a second term.
Airing his views on Twitter, Adeyanju wrote, “For me, it’s good for the dunce to seek re-election because if he doesn’t & they present another candidate, it will be difficult to defeat them.

This one mumu never even start. The ugly truth is, except buhari's health plays a tiki-taka on him, if he stays fit till the election time, he's gonna be elected again.
So in your small mind, you think someone who threatened y'all with sorrow, tears and blood when he wasn't in power will relinquish that same power on a platter of gold? you nor serious at all.

Nigerians brought this on themselves, it's unfortunate we'll have to manage him again for another four years, if y'all think buhari will be rooted out through the electoral processes, then permit me to say 'your mumu never do'.

Only natural causes will and can keep buhari out of power, death or chronic sickness, anything devoid of that is a pure waste of time.

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Travel › Re: Every Taxi In Abuja Must Be Air-conditioned By October - FCTA by Uyiii: 11:22am On Apr 10, 2018

This is good riddance to bad rubbish, the drivers mustn't be compelled to put on their car air conditioners and this of course is the least worries of the commuters right now.
Misplaced priority from the FCTA.

Lots of snags to manage if this is the case, the already high transport services will be again inflated, moreso you can't compare air conditioners to natural breeze.
With air conditioners working in a town public car/bus 24/7 is a very good avenue to circulate infectious respiratory diseases trapped by the air conditioner to the passengers.

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Travel › Re: All Taxi In Abuja Must Have Air-condition – FCTA by Uyiii: 10:51am On Apr 10, 2018*

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Family › Re: Biskit Presses His Mom's Butt, Shares Video, Nigerians React by Uyiii: 10:32am On Apr 10, 2018

Shedrack777:
are you sure they are yoruba? and are you she is not his sugar mom?

who this one dey ask queshun huh

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Family › Re: Biskit Presses His Mom's Butt, Shares Video, Nigerians React by Uyiii: 10:19am On Apr 10, 2018*

Omo, see 'grossly incested' family.
abeg pardon my English cheesy

but demn, see how the guy nipple and 'john thomas' stand gidigba like one of okorocha's erected statues.

Op, add 'graphic picture' abeg cheesy

, this is insane.
I don't just like what I hate.

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Celebrities › Re: Alex Ekubo Lists His Greatest Life Lessons As He Turns 32 Today by Uyiii: 9:26am On Apr 10, 2018*

Amagite3:
i’ve learnt that hard work beats talent, when talent thinks its too good to work hard

Lol, yeh Alex. reminds me of Ronaldo and messi.

Funny, see the way he marshalled out his points like a Sunday school kid ordered by his teacher to state what he has learnt in the course of the Lesson cheesy

but realistically and in all sincerity, these are facts for a very attainable tranquil and soothing life.

hbd Mr Johnny, yemi Alade still dey find you wink

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Celebrities › Re: Davido: "I Need 10 Million Dollars To Sort My Life Out" by Uyiii: 8:55am On Apr 10, 2018*

this is just to justify the assertion that 'human wants are always insatiable'.
he gets the money today, tomorrow he realises there are other things not sorted out and then, needs more money.
Little wonder polithiefcians will never relinquish power on a platter of gold.

The best gift of Life is contentment.
doesn't matter how wealthy you're recognised outside, without contentment, you're poor inside.

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Celebrities › Re: How Comic Actor Abiodun Aremu Aka Baba Sabiko Died In His Sleep by Uyiii: 8:50am On Apr 10, 2018

NwaAmaikpe:

Dying in the sleep is such a peaceful way to die.

couldn't agree more with you, most especially at old age.
deaths like this are theme 'celebration of a life well spent'.

may his soul continue to rest in peace.

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Romance › Re: Man Shares Last Easter Vs This Easter Photo With Wife - Check The Difference by Uyiii: 11:17pm On Apr 02, 2018

Thegeneralqueen:
Go and marry

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Romance › Re: Man Shares Last Easter Vs This Easter Photo With Wife - Check The Difference by Uyiii: 9:42pm On Apr 02, 2018

FromZeroToHero:
look at her comment below the pix. she said she wore it on purpose.

merci Monsieur, I did see her write up and antibrutus has further helped clarify her intent, very irrelevant

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