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Romance › Re: Man Shares Last Easter Vs This Easter Photo With Wife - Check The Difference by Uyiii: 9:22pm On Apr 02, 2018

AntiBrutus:
Wearing the same clothe is actually intentional.
The idea is to show she didn't gain much weight, so she still fits into her pre-pregnancy/pregnancy clothes.

Who the idea EPP??
thanks anyways for taking time out to clarify their very irrelevant idea

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Romance › Re: Man Shares Last Easter Vs This Easter Photo With Wife - Check The Difference by Uyiii: 9:05pm On Apr 02, 2018

greiboy:
it was supposed to be "begging" I didn't type the word correctly in the first place and I felt autocorrect corrected it. Although I believe you should have known what I was trying to say based on the context.

Lol, all of these epistle on top 'begging' cheesy

nor mind me, I did comprehend wah you were tryna say.

nevertheless, I nor sure say village people dey reach dah side again, buhari government affect both physical and spiritual realm, so fuel don cost for there too cheesy

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Romance › Re: Man Shares Last Easter Vs This Easter Photo With Wife - Check The Difference by Uyiii: 8:36pm On Apr 02, 2018

greiboy:
He is beginning for the attention of village people nah

what the fvck did you just post bro huh

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Romance › Re: Man Shares Last Easter Vs This Easter Photo With Wife - Check The Difference by Uyiii: 8:32pm On Apr 02, 2018

Awesome photos actually but she for at least change cloth naa cheesy

The guy sef nor even fit tell her, na to give woman belle he know.

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Politics › Re: Governor Ganduje Carries Cement In Headpan On His Head During Project Inspection by Uyiii: 7:47pm On Apr 02, 2018*

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Sports › Re: Jayden Yobo's 3rd Birthday: Joseph Yobo Throws 3rd Birthday Party For Son (Photo by Uyiii: 6:45pm On Apr 02, 2018

NwaAmaikpe:

Yobo and his dysfunctional family.

If yobo's Family lifestyle is the definition of dysfunctional.
Then I'd love mine to be very dysfunctional.

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Celebrities › Re: Ogun State Governor, Amosun Poses With Anthony Joshua's Four Belts (PHOTOS by Uyiii: 5:01pm On Apr 02, 2018

Wealthandjobs:
He is from a good home and pedigree. Meanwhile,I really struggled and eventually gave up when I couldn't understand what you wrote.
It says much about your education and temperament.

naa, it says much more about your level of comprehension.

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Christianity Etc › Re: "Prophet Onovwiona Emmanuel Is Sleeping With My Wife" - Smart Ojeski by Uyiii: 2:35pm On Apr 02, 2018

* 'right now, I had summoned the idiot and my wife..'
* 'these are the photos of the idiot that's extorting..'

Lol, these lines really cracked me up cheesy

, the husband addressing his wife's pastor as an idiot is really funny and kinda measure how much he would love to exercise his fist with some punches on the pastor's already flaccid face and if possible get rid of his moustache looking like the red sea separated by Moses's rod cheesy

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Celebrities › Re: #bbnaija: First Video Of Evicted Housemates Teddy A And Bambam In Their Hotel by Uyiii: 2:15pm On Apr 02, 2018

omo, see better groove off camera o shocked

different sex positioning to be experimented today, from missionary, to cowgirl, to reverse cowgirl, to doggie, to buffalo style grin

In fact after their offline sexcapades today, bambam will have no other option than to re-dedicate her life to her Lord and personal savior Jesus Christ because she's seen it all.

P.s: I nor know the name of this style sha, maybe hanging valley style or something like that, but I trust Teddy a not to disappoint at all.
Na this style go end am last last cheesy

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Celebrities › Re: Ogun State Governor, Amosun Poses With Anthony Joshua's Four Belts (PHOTOS by Uyiii: 1:13pm On Apr 02, 2018*

Wealthandjobs:
God bless AJ. This is what is meant by bringing honour to your family. I am happy he got tremendous support from Ogun state and fellow Nigerians. I am so proud of him. He should come visiting home na

which home huh

the one he was rejected from before?
It's true success really garners many friends, see the way every soul in 9ja, the unfortunate government included is tryna trigger affiliations with him because he's a success today, the reverse would surely have been the case if AJ doesn't know his onions, Traitors.

Nevertheless, just to point this out straight, this nigga isn't representing 9ja, it's true he's got his root traced back to 9ja and I really commend him for not disputing this fact, but whatever glory he attains today is directly directed to the country that took and trained him up to the level he is today, not your so-called 9ja that underrated him then.

Now, instead of you, the incoherent and incapacitated 9ja's government to be licking AJ's black arse, why can't they concentrate on the numerous talents gallivanting around the streets today, train and build them up that they may even achieve more than this fella is achieving right now.

At this juncture, I want to plead with you and all well meaning Nigerians not to ever say AJ is a nigerian or repping 9ja and how his grandma's house is just behind their grandpa's own in Abeokuta.

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Celebrities › Re: Temi Otedola Demands For Her Own Birthday Wagon [PICS] by Uyiii: 9:50am On Apr 02, 2018

Patrick33:
This children will.just be using "blogger" and "Dj" to cover up for "daddys money"

izzit your daddy or it's your money cheesy

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Celebrities › Re: Teddy A And His Lover Bambam In Their Hotel Room After Eviction (Photos, Video) by Uyiii: 8:14am On Apr 02, 2018

omo, see better groove off camera o shocked

different sex positioning to be experimented today, from missionary, to cowgirl, to reverse cowgirl, to doggie, to buffalo style grin

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Celebrities › Re: Adorable Photos Of Tboss Stunning Look In Pilot Uniform by Uyiii: 6:37am On Apr 02, 2018

pyyxxaro:
Winch

She de form pilot ,as all her private jet sugar daddies don run leave her

Make una nor give am any private jet make she fly oh , else naa middle of Atlantic ocean unaa go see unaa self

She be pilot shaa , just remembered evry Edo person is a pilot physically or spiritually

oh please, just shut the fvck up.
your desperation for NL likes has made you a tribalistic bigot.
you could have as well made your pointless point without involving/mentioning any tribe, but no, your village people are still using your brain to play ludo.

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Vote That Got Teddy A Evicted From The House With His Babe, BamBam by Uyiii: 9:23pm On Apr 01, 2018

people hating on cee c belike;

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Vote That Got Teddy A Evicted From The House With His Babe, BamBam by Uyiii: 9:22pm On Apr 01, 2018*

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Vote That Got Teddy A Evicted From The House With His Babe, BamBam by Uyiii: 9:21pm On Apr 01, 2018*

I just weak for maturity cheesy

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TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija; Teddy A Has Just Been Evicted From Big brother Naija 2018 House by Uyiii: 8:40pm On Apr 01, 2018

people hating on cee c belike;

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TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija; Teddy A Has Just Been Evicted From Big brother Naija 2018 House by Uyiii: 8:39pm On Apr 01, 2018

kimnicki:
Ahan I thought teddy A has fans oo..

Lol..nigerians have shown him they are not blind, they actually prefer ceec and nina to him

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TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija; Teddy A Has Just Been Evicted From Big brother Naija 2018 House by Uyiii: 8:31pm On Apr 01, 2018*

I just weak for maturity cheesy

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Politics › Re: Thousands March For Buhari In Bauchi State by Uyiii: 7:33pm On Apr 01, 2018*

There are three people you can never advice in this world;
1. A woman in love.
2. A man with money.
3. Buhari supporters.

I just weak for these ~~nigerians~~, sorry cows.

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Politics › Re: You Don’t Go To Cell And Expect To Be Served Chicken - Enugu Police Command by Uyiii: 1:48pm On Apr 01, 2018

The state police command didn't complete it's statement/response.
It's suppose to be "Sir, you don't go to cell expecting to be served chicken and chips, except you're a billionaire kidnapper like Evans or a rich polithiefcian".

hopefully whoever's in charge of the Twitter account make amends and implements this corrections, then he'll be given a round of applause.

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Romance › Re: Is This True About Nigerian Ladies? by Uyiii: 1:18pm On Apr 01, 2018*

RETIREDMUMU:
reminds me of my ex,one thing we dont wanna hear is that ladies use their commodities to get what they want,they know once a guy got a hot sex and immediately released,their brain will be easily formatted. Dont blaim em girl PUT THE BLAIM ON THE DULLARD BUBU DAT CORRUPTED D NATION ECONOMY.
What am i saying sef,metcheww

taken up the 'mumu job' again, I thought you were retired??

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Celebrities › Re: Small Doctor Denies Poisoning Jurji Versal by Uyiii: 11:48am On Apr 01, 2018

givan:
Who listen to the small doctor sef?

This your queshun play penalty go thow in.
Hian hian.

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Jokes Etc › Re: April Fool Day: The Greatest Prank You Orchestrated Or Was A Victim Of? by Uyiii: 11:39am On Apr 01, 2018

This photo has fooled Nigerians not only in the month of April but in all other months for 3years now and will still fool Nigerians till next year.
I hope we learn from this foolishness and refuse to be 'April fooled' again when we indeed have the chance to ameliorate things.

For now, happy April fools day my fellow Nigerians.

Courtesy: your beloved presido, bubu.

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Jokes Etc › Re: April Fools Day: Father Prank His Son Of Getting Him An Apple Phone. by Uyiii: 11:21am On Apr 01, 2018

all I see is a new meme added to the NL industry cheesy

nevertheless, let's imagine this was done to a 9ja kid, be sure he's gonna break all the crates of egg in the kitchen, spill all the milks and complement his revenge with urinating on his dad's bed.

Nor use 9ja kids do rough play o, April fool nor dey reach dah one;

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Celebrities › Re: 6 Epic April Fool’s Day Pranks Of All Time (from Around Africa) by Uyiii: 10:11am On Apr 01, 2018

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Celebrities › Re: Weird Things Women Have Said To Me For Attention - Nollywood Actor, Nwigwe by Uyiii: 7:58am On Apr 01, 2018

haha, who be this one again wey do head like helicopter con carry ear like the propeller cheesy

but na wa o, girls nor wan use ear hear money or fame at all. No matter how hopeless and ugly you're facially, just try to make your bank account handsome.
na there you go dey hear compliments like;
* wow, his shadow looks so sexy.
* I love the way he snores, I even love the way he dreams.
girls sha, God abeg help us for this 9ja cheesy

P.s: no homo, the actor is worth every actions of women around him as regards all the love talks sha, na fine guy.

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Romance › Re: "I Don't Go Through My Girl's Phone, It's Called Maturity And Trust" by Uyiii: 7:43am On Apr 01, 2018*

common shattap there undecided

, just tell us your babe's using a Nokia torch light phone.
maturity ko, insecurity ni cheesy

Fellaz in the house, there's no way, I repeat no way your girlfriend will have a NL, instagram, Facebook, whatsapp, snapchat, twitter accounts and you tell me she's not cheating on the matured arse you're forming.

the only way I won't check my partners phone is if she's using a toy phone, even at that, I'll still check from time to time to make sure there's no inbuilt device in that toy phone cheesy

p.s: I do the checking only, she doesn't have any right to check mine, nor be trade by barter.
I can see the girls angered and triggered, if you like vex.
if this will make you not like me and not slide to my dm again, ehnn even though, I like am like that cheesy

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Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Samklef On Cee-C And Payporte - "Never Look Down On Your Sponsor" by Uyiii: 7:21am On Apr 01, 2018

Mutemenot:
Whoever that brought that girl up messed her life up. She's just uncultured being.

haha, na really 'uncultured being'.
she be micro-organism wey you wan 'culture' before cheesy

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Celebrities › Re: D'banj Celebrates Wife, Lineo Didi With Rare Photo On Her Birthday by Uyiii: 7:10am On Apr 01, 2018

bangalee just dey run hin things covertly, the fear of world people is the beginning of maturity cheesy

happy birthday to the koko mistress, your koko master get sense.

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