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CelebritiesRe: Adorable Photo Of Aki And His Beautiful Lookalike Daughter by Uyiii: 6:26am On Mar 19, 2018
it seems aki is wolverine, like he nor dey age.
so at a time in life, aki's daughter will start getting questions from people like;
is aki your son? is he your younger brother?

I hope she's not gonna be his lookalike height wise sha, nevertheless the photo is beautifulsmiley
CelebritiesRe: "Why Tekno Rejected Quinbeee Debbie Ikoi" - Paul Gambit Reveals by Uyiii:
undecided
CelebritiesRe: Phyno And Jude Okoye Pose With Phyno's New Rolls Royce by Uyiii: 7:42pm On Mar 18, 2018
xxxtedyxxx:
"As they poses"?

As they pose... not poses
just free the op make e dey juxtaposecheesy

RomanceRe: If You Could Alter Any Part Of Your Body,what Would It Be? by Uyiii: 7:18pm On Mar 18, 2018
mumureloaded:
yes you're right, that's why I would change it if I have the chance. happy Sunday
no, I am wrong. how come you know today's Sunday? would have been cool if you wished me a happy Tuesday on a Sunday, then I'll know your mumurism is reloaded and certifiedcheesy

same bro, happy Sunday and cheerswink
RomanceRe: If You Could Alter Any Part Of Your Body,what Would It Be? by Uyiii:
Rigel95:
As for me, it would be my teeth, they are sort of brownish, although people complement about it being set and all, but I like the Hollywood smile and intend to go through a whitening process soon.

How about you?
you should be thankful to God for having teeth at all irrespective of how brownish they are, some peeps dey find the brown teeth, them nor see.
You dey here dey fantasise with Hollywood kinda teeth.

if I be God, I for just bless you with nollywood kinda teeth, prolly sam loco own make you know where you dey fess.

p.s: for your brown teeth, try dey brush well na and there are sturvs/methods for teeth whitening also, try do small research.
RomanceRe: If You Could Alter Any Part Of Your Body,what Would It Be? by Uyiii: 6:45pm On Mar 18, 2018
mumureloaded:
my brain
on the left side of your brain, there's nothing right and on the right side of your brain, there's nothing left. no wonder you're a reloaded mumucheesy

hah, God really need give you another brain.
CelebritiesRe: Phyno And Jude Okoye Pose With Phyno's New Rolls Royce by Uyiii: 6:38pm On Mar 18, 2018
chriskosherbal:
oGA u dey vex ooo shuuuuuuuuu cheesy
any news wey nor affect price of garri positively dey make me vex naa.

I know say person go say I like garri wella, yeh I concur, na confirm yan
garri is the way, the truth and the light.

up garricheesy
CelebritiesRe: Phyno And Jude Okoye Pose With Phyno's New Rolls Royce by Uyiii: 6:32pm On Mar 18, 2018
I'm not hating sha, but this news irrelevant sha.
The news useless like the 'p' in psychology.

PoliticsRe: Nothing Can Make Nigeria Collapse Again – Obasanjo by Uyiii: 6:21pm On Mar 18, 2018
buhari's second term will not only collapse but bury 9ja.
abeg use your head.

TravelRe: Groomsman Dies In Accident Involving Newly Married Couple In Lagos by Uyiii: 6:14pm On Mar 18, 2018
very unfortunate situation actually, it's God that saves us all but we shouldn't fully neglect the fact that this accident might have resulted from the recklessness of the driver or even the people the car is commuting due to the euphoria of the wedding celebration they're still basking in.

I pray to God our joy will never turn to sorrow.
rip to the groom's man and I wish those injured quick recovery.
CelebritiesRe: Here Are Reasons Why Tekno Rejected The Dark-skinned Model Who Accused Him Of Co by Uyiii: 5:20pm On Mar 18, 2018
simply put; her honeypot didn't have lots of honey to spicy up tekno's big cassava.

no too much talk;

EducationRe: Uniabuja Undergraduate Beaten To Stupor Over Gay Allegation by Uyiii: 5:15pm On Mar 18, 2018
ameri9ja:
Primitive people
Lol, make dem catch you fess, na that time dem go show you how primitive they arecheesy

primitive ko, gay lusacs niundecided
CelebritiesRe: Ex Bbnaija Housemate, K Brule Releases New Photos by Uyiii: 5:06pm On Mar 18, 2018
so we should now coman goan fry stone abiiundecided
and which one the guy just con resemble saudi arabian camel wey dey use bob risky creamhuh

nansix news;

RomanceRe: Nigerian Wife Defends Husband Who Asked A Single Lady For party On Twitter by Uyiii:
Amarabae:
"male or female "
The husband must be a bisexual.

A straight man can never be looking for a man to join in a 3some.

What an embarrassment to that woman
what are you even saying, so your small sense didn't direct your brain to think it might be a planned work from the man and his wife even with the way the wife is still defending him.
maybe they're a couple cool with threësome irrespective of the gender involved, doesn't mean the man is gay or the wife a lesbian.

p.s: anyways the day wey I go jam you sha, e go be like na three people jam you at once cool
CelebritiesRe: How Banky W Made Me Famous – Masterkraft by Uyiii: 4:52pm On Mar 18, 2018
taylor89:
Dressing value is zero






Shame on you gay
he bleep your wife, take am easy naa.

for his outfit to banky's wedding sha, it's not that bad at all, it's just below per as regards the occasion involved and in comparison with what his fellow comrades like ebuka wore.
honestly, masterkraft dress and get clothes pass you even though you dey claim tailor (taylor).

happy Sunday brosmiley
CelebritiesRe: Mentally Unstable Man Hacks Two Pupils To Death (graphic Photos) by Uyiii: 6:35am On Mar 13, 2018
mentally demented ke, it's very glaring the beast is a ritualist or a supplier of body parts for ritualistic acts.
it's very unfortunate they've decided to take cover in madness, we no longer know who's really mad in 9ja.

I hope this madness truly falls on him and of course caught to face the consequences of this very dastardly act.
SportsRe: Kanu Nwankwo, His Wife Amara And Their Children In Adorable Family Photo by Uyiii: 6:20am On Mar 13, 2018
very nice pikture.
the baby's face is like saying; don't dare my daddy, he'll dribble and score youcheesy

CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Dances To Olamide's "Science Student" (video) by Uyiii: 10:12am On Mar 12, 2018
JasonScolari:
Uyiii, booking space since 1984.
we dey know fp materials naacheesy
it's quite unfortunate this will make fp, hope you never watch the video, na waste of mb abeg.
very senseless dance from a sex doll.
mtchewww.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Dances To Olamide's "Science Student" (video) by Uyiii: 10:00am On Mar 12, 2018
kill fia undecided
I know say to just slap this tonto dikeh alias pussy-preek go dey hungry that make up artist.

honestly, she's in every way the definition of a sex doll, from her facial looks to her programed remote control movements we call dance.

nansix;

CelebritiesRe: Ubi Franklin Celebrates Lilian Esoro On Mother’s Day by Uyiii: 6:50am On Mar 12, 2018
which one am I reading design upandanundecided, or is Ubi franklin into designers now.

hin dey design baby mamas, prolly befr the next mother's day, he go don design Tboss so the baby mamas go become Triple baby mamascheesy
CelebritiesRe: Read Bovi’s Hilarious Mother’s Day Message To His Wife, Kris by Uyiii: 6:48am On Mar 12, 2018
purem:
Mothers day to his wife huh

Mathew radarada ishi

Is his wife his mother huh

you never chichonchin.
the moment you get married, your wife becomes not only your wife but your mother, sister, aunty, some even go as far as acting as your grandma.

nor use 9ja women play o, they possess their possessions diecheesy
HealthRe: Take Care Of Your Handbags, Briefcases And Gym Bags by Uyiii: 11:23am On Mar 10, 2018
very informative.
I hope they have sense to adhere to this very hygienic routine because the priority of majority of them right now is to form slay queens everywhere taking charge of the front seat belts of any fine car.

nansix;

FamilyRe: Man And His Girlfriend Die While Sleeping In Their Friend's House by Uyiii: 11:15am On Mar 10, 2018
stephleena:
coffee and few slices of bread..seems it's not enough,..eat more, to have more senses,so as u won't, paste that nonsense, u just pasted, up there
.have a beautiful weekend.
Lol, hopefully my weekend will be more beautiful than your face.
bye-byecheesy
FamilyRe: Man And His Girlfriend Die While Sleeping In Their Friend's House by Uyiii: 10:57am On Mar 10, 2018
stephleena:
have u eaten??
yeh, had a cup of coffee and few slices of bread.
how about you, hope you've eaten?
FamilyRe: Man And His Girlfriend Die While Sleeping In Their Friend's House by Uyiii: 10:34am On Mar 10, 2018
so no one is thinking they might have fvcked themselves to hell.
e nor fit be heaven because e go be fornication na which of course is a sin against God.

if anything else aside fvcking is the case, I pray God accepts their soul.
rip to themembarassed
EducationRe: 500 Level First Class, Uniben Student Commits Suicide by Uyiii: 5:58am On Mar 10, 2018
Rawged:
Choiiii this fine boy.... Nawa u o.....
oh Lord I pray that we'll not be complimented when we're not breathing anymore e.g like this quoted post, instead Lord I pray you give us life till old age to accept and enjoy these compliments from human beings, amen.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Big Boy Declared Wanted For Multiple Robberies In Ghana by Uyiii: 5:40am On Mar 10, 2018
you go see the way girls wey dey drag hin car front seat belt, dey follow am go dominos and Genesis go begin deny am now like say them nor know am befr.
none of the idiots will come out to defend him and call him their boyfriend, all of em don enter 'one corner' dey peep from there.

bitches;

CelebritiesRe: 7 Things You Didn’t Know About Ghanaian Actress, Yvonne Nelson by Uyiii: 8:53pm On Mar 09, 2018
so how will this news reduce the price of garri in 9ja.
it'll not even reduce the price of banku in ghana.

we should be more concerned with seven things we didn't know about our beloved garri, not Yvonne Nelson.
nansix;

RomanceRe: Physical Challenge Pastor And Wife Welcomes Their First Child - Photos by Uyiii: 6:26pm On Mar 09, 2018
congratulations to you and your wife Sir, more of God's blessings to you and the family.
I must commend your effort to have achieved your present status in life regardless of your disability, you didn't choose to beg or be a nuisance to the society.

more so my expensive respek to your wife, this is true love and she's the real slay queen (slay queening in the Lord), not the many idiots we have gallivanting around looking for the seat belt of a yahoo guy's car to take advantage of.

cheers to you and the family.
CelebritiesRe: Ali Baba Criticises The Killing Of An Elephant In Ondo State - Pictures by Uyiii:
that's 9ja for you, kill anything kill-able.
the only thing nigerians can't kill right now is corruption.

nansix;

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