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CrimeRe: Girl Injures Her Ex-boyfriend With Razor Blade For Slapping Her.Graphic Photos by Uyiii: 7:13am On Mar 29, 2018
Tolumiide:
50-50

after examining the damages on the young man for the 10th time, I changed my mind for a better rating

1-99
after examining the situation for the 11th time
oboy the ratio na;
(boy)-5 : +105(girl)
CrimeRe: Girl Injures Her Ex-boyfriend With Razor Blade For Slapping Her.Graphic Photos by Uyiii: 7:10am On Mar 29, 2018
BankeSmalls:
until you hear the other side of the story, don't conclude on who the beast is. Do you know what he dis to her? Why did he slap her?
are you normalhuh

CelebritiesRe: Who Is Linda Ikeji's Ex-Boyfriend She Is Engaged To? by Uyiii: 7:48pm On Mar 28, 2018
aww, awesome. this guy that's amongst the judges of naija got talent show along with Kate Henshaw and the likes.
the guy really resemble ibo man, I think he's from the ibo descendant with hin head like 'I better pass my neighbor generator'.
unam, kedu kordi.. bia nebacheesy

I really hope for the best for them because more often than not, these celebrity marriages nor dey synchronize at all.

p.s: but haba naa, these nl bloggers and too much aproko sef, one name na even 'aprokomedia'(see moniker God).
okay no longer bbn now, Linda's engagement is now topping chart.
Linda is now engaged to her long time heartthrob, abeg make we try still engage ourselves with meaningful news in NL.
TV/MoviesRe: #bbnaija: Joseph Yobo And Victor Ikpeba Visit The House (photos) by Uyiii: 4:30pm On Mar 28, 2018
didn't see the match against Serbia yesterday, but heard they played really poor and will be a miracle if they go past the group stages of the world cup.
I hope they stay very committed to this challenge/assigned task and make the nation proud.

p.s: to the mods, I didn't derail at all, please see the bolded.
we've got miracle, world cup , challenge and of course task.
this is my 2kobo and I know teddy a and bambam shares same idea too in the toiletcheesy
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Reacts To Linda Ikeji's Engagement (Photo) by Uyiii:
[quote author= biacan post=66235225]What do you expect her to do when he's was bond on wasting people's time undecided free the girl jare and come to me Don you be happy you did I mean check me out ?don't you like what you see wink....cool
But I'm highly disappointed in Linda for getting engaged to a yahoo yahoo sad[/quote]I'm highly disappointed you can't even compose a simple and concise english and you want don jazzy to check you out.
see eh, I don't like what I hate, talk true naa
if you be guy, you go check girl like you outhuh

p.s: na really I'm highly disappointed in Linda for getting engaged to a yahoo yahoo.
my dear biacan, abeg engage yourself with english classes fess, cheerscheesy

CelebritiesRe: Toyin Aimakhu Congratulates Linda Ikeji On Her Engagement by Uyiii: 10:21am On Mar 28, 2018
[quote author= post=66225787]Better late than never....
Be happy for once man![/quote]for sure naasmiley, will be happier if she gets married and happiest if she drops one or twoz.
I know say na from clap dem dey enter dance, but nor be today Linda ikeji start to dey engage naa.
you know how many people she don engage in meaningless gossipscheesy

big congratulations to her anyways.
PoliticsRe: Monica Ambrose: "I Will Bring Back Terrorism To Nigeria" – Presidential Aspirant by Uyiii: 10:02am On Mar 28, 2018
nor be her fault, we shouldn't blame her at all.
she actually thinks terrorism implies a good thing unto the big grammar naacheesy
you know since 9ja successfully placed a man who presented nepa bill as certificate as their president, this has given right to every tom, dick and harry to contest for the very certificate less number one position in 9ja.

hopefully after bubu's second tenure, she'll be a very good candidate and should of course win and garnish all the nooks and crannies of 9ja with even imported Holland terrorism.

wehdone madam terrorist;

CelebritiesRe: Toyin Aimakhu Congratulates Linda Ikeji On Her Engagement by Uyiii: 10:00am On Mar 28, 2018
Linda ikeji's mummy and daddy be like;
when the kids of your mates are writing jamb already, it's now you're engaging to your long time heartthrob.

heartthrob ni, wardrobe ketongue

FamilyRe: Mother Of 3 Calls Out Her Ex-Husband Who Is Set To Remarry by Uyiii: 9:48am On Mar 28, 2018
Mowunmiaf:
Which man abandons his kids this way pleasehuh
your ex husband, mr N.D the damn cowardcheesy

CelebritiesRe: Seyi Law And Wife, Stacey Aletile Celebrate 7th Wedding Anniversary Today by Uyiii:
Funny nigga even in his dressing, it's a fine sandals sha but the wear just looks funny on him as compared to his wife's high heelscheesy
nevertheless, I respek the longevity of his marriage and how well it's growing even when people have stereotyped comedy clowns on Tv not to engage in serious meaningful relationships because of their foolery on stage to make people laff, but seyi law is saying yeh; I know when to fool myself and when to act serious with my family.

joyeux anniversaire mon amiesmiley
PoliticsRe: Don’t Vote Buhari Out, Martin Luther King’s Jrn Family Charges Nigerians by Uyiii: 4:39pm On Mar 27, 2018
I have a dream, that one day buhari will be whipped and pursued back to daura.

p.s: the Farris guy kept on insisting he's a visitor and the choice of nigerians is not his business, but still bluntly refused to stfuundecided
SportsRe: “I Am A Drama Queen” – Tonto Dikeh Fires Fans For Speaking At Her Dress by Uyiii: 4:26pm On Mar 27, 2018
make I nor lie, e good make we dey yarn truth sometimes.
she looks take awaykiss, the cloth fit her wella.
e blike na ebuka tailor arrange this one for her.

CelebritiesRe: Tboss Fights Dirty With Fans Over Dads Wedding by Uyiii: 4:13pm On Mar 27, 2018
sinaj:
Rushed to open the thread when I saw fights dirty thinking dat she fought with the fan in the market or an open place sad

Mitcheeeew.
but you should know she'll never condescend to that, person wey nor dey gree dance anyhow with the rest housemates on their Saturday night parties then naim wan con fight for market placehuh
I expected you to be more enlightened than this naa;

TravelRe: Lagos And Abuja Named Among The Worst Cities To Live In Africa, 2018 by Uyiii: 8:35am On Mar 21, 2018
which kain ojoro be this, must they always deny our beloved 9ja of their first position.
how harare take worse pass Lagos, na we win this one clearly abeg.

p.s: from a concerned citizen of 9ja, we should always fight for our rightscheesy
RomanceRe: A Lady Advertised For Husband On Facebook. by Uyiii: 1:18pm On Mar 20, 2018
Jochabed:
what are saying? So a woman should go after a man if she feels comfy with it. Look!!! In the begining it was not so!!!!!!!!!
old things are passed away, behold; all things are become new.

funny enough, you voted for buhari's government tagged with the change mantra.
change is constant, abeg change or restructure this your deludëd mentality.
RomanceRe: A Lady Advertised For Husband On Facebook. by Uyiii: 12:59pm On Mar 20, 2018
Jochabed:
huh has it gotten to this point? Why advertise yourself,Some will see this as a desperate act.
a desperate act that she's made known to the public what her paramount interest is right now and of course this might be the channel she's gonna get her man from.

see eh; I don't like what I hate, you my dear just showed a lack of self esteem and confidence in yourself because you already fronting what people will say or think at the detriment of your own interest.

needless I say, she's fulfilling already the biblical teke teke mene urphansin that a man will have for himself seven wives.
Learn how to chase and get your man my dear, pursue whatever you're interested in regardless of what people have to say about it so your case won't end up in shiloh when you 43 already.
RomanceRe: Mr William Ibori Got Married To A Beautiful Lady by Uyiii:
QueenSuccubus:
grin


I can see "strong love" oooo
she wants to succubus his money.
She's the real queensuccubuscheesy

RomanceRe: 'NYSC, I Hail Thee'; Lady Set To Wed Her Fiance She Met During Service. Photos by Uyiii: 9:53pm On Mar 19, 2018
them go born mumu...
them go born mumu...
if corper marry corper, them go born mumu.

This camp song dah year sha, the sojis nor dey allow person hear word, infact the song even make me lost interest in ahneeka sef onto say I dey fear make we nor go born mumulipsrsealed
I really hope she gets the votes to take her back to the house sha with her big nose like my jungle bootcheesy

congratulations to the newest nysc formation, wish them a very successful occasion and a happy married lifesmiley
RomanceRe: Can You Invite Your Ex To Your Wedding??? by Uyiii: 9:48pm On Mar 19, 2018
DaddyKross:
No, i can't and won't invite her but if she invites me to hers, imma turn up in my bold agbada and even dance like Senator Adeleke cheesy
you'll dance like David danced.
e blike your ex nearly suck you dry shacheesy
RomanceRe: Can You Invite Your Ex To Your Wedding??? by Uyiii: 9:42pm On Mar 19, 2018
Nedfed:
Yorubas do says " if we are fighting doesn't mean we should wish ourself death", that makes me ask this question:
1. Can you invite your Ex to your wedding?
2. If your Ex invite you to his/her wedding will you go?
if she's got no qualms at all coming to mine, why not?
I'll gracefully invite her.
and for her wedding, if she did invite me, trust I am gonna contact ebuka's tailor to arrange one agbada for me to grace the occasioncheesy

na so Life be my brother, dem nor dey telli person.
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Mompha Flaunts His $14K First-class Private Suite As He Jets Into SA by Uyiii: 7:23pm On Mar 19, 2018
to think this is someone's fathersad
even my dog won't flaunt and behave childish like this.

honestly sha, e get some people wey money nor fit at all and this guy na very good example of such.
see how person do head like yesterday breadundecided

CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Khloe Stuns In Fulani Traditional Attire (Photos) by Uyiii:
see strategy, because she heard there's a possible chance for evicted housemates to return back to the big brother house through the highest votes, she has stylishly bought the interest of the hausas because;
if hausa people wan vote for you ehn, nothing on earth can stop you from winning, them ready use cow, goat and ram support your ministry, if na lie, ask bubucheesy

p.s: but this khloe girl nor try sha, see how person resemble wall-gecko wey chop winshlipsrsealed
CrimeRe: Woman Narrates How She Was Raped In Airplane Toilet by Uyiii: 3:40pm On Mar 19, 2018
pictures or adonbelivit.

Lol, maybe fvcking is amongst one of the plane's services and from all indication, it's like you were not understanding all the toasting toastings the man was tryna toast, ba seriously rape is a no no sha.
say no to rape.
CelebritiesRe: Ndiana Inyang's Fiance Dies! 'He Called And I Was Busy As Usual' by Uyiii: 2:21pm On Mar 19, 2018
mhisbliss:
undecidedhave you seen me before? Anyways i don't care about ya opinion
I don't care about your facial opiniontongue
CrimeRe: 'This Country Must Close'-Man Say After Seeing Fufu in Hard Drive he bought(pics by Uyiii: 2:11pm On Mar 19, 2018
e clear say na 9ja God go use as hell fire after rapture sha.
even the devil can't be this hard-driven.
CelebritiesRe: Ndiana Inyang's Fiance Dies! 'He Called And I Was Busy As Usual' by Uyiii: 1:58pm On Mar 19, 2018
mhisbliss:
Its sad he passed away and you weren't there for him, its worse that a beauty Queen cant speak correct English
and it's worster she's so much more beautiful than you arecheesy

p.s: the girl dey crase sha, wtf is fi*****.
little or no remorse at all, make she dey marry her busy schedules naaundecided
CrimeRe: Thief Caught After Dismantling Motorcycle To Sell For His Mother's Burial. Photo by Uyiii: 1:18pm On Mar 19, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I feel so partial now.
I wish I could ask them to pardon him since he did it for the love of his mom.

Mothers deserve all the sacrifices possible because without our mothers we are nothing.

We owe our existence to them.
it's true our mothers deserves all the sacrifices possible except of course engaging in illegal or atrocious activities to perform or meet these sacrifices.

I am very sure his mother, wherever she is right now won't be happy with her son's actions and the embarrassment he's caused for himself.
now tell me, how's he gonna fulfil her funeral rites if he eventually gets arrested.

may God bless the soul of his mom, no excuse for crime at all, it doesn't pay.
RomanceRe: Imagine My Wife Saying ,i'm Not Romantic,it's This A Sign Of Trouble by Uyiii:
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


You are overreacting.

Your wife just hung out with Frank and they most definitely ended up having sex.
I don't see what the big deal is,
Frank started having sex with your wife before she even met you.

So its not like she jumped to a new man.

Just be more romantic...
not Frank, it's kelvin.
try dey read and comprehend fess naasmiley

that aside, the fact she was having an affair with whoever befr marriage doesn't necessarily means she'll continue even when she's married.
she knows the rules of the game and would concur she's acted an attitude of a certified bitch.
Common sense applies in this discuss sha, bur you know, e blike the sense nor too common like that.

p.s: I just feel the story's very much fabricated-coined from someone's imagination, looks more like a nollywood script, could be true anyways.
RomanceRe: If Your GF Never Asked To Take A Selfie With You,you're A Side Nigga Bro by Uyiii: 11:44am On Mar 19, 2018
Lol, see nonsense.
if you like, some girls will take a selfie with you and your family and still fvck your friendsundecided
e blike you never chichonchin.

my guy, your girl taking a selfie with you or refusing to is very irrelevant in a relationship and not a measure of commitment, shikenah.
RomanceRe: Do You Agree With This Comparison Of Men And Cucumbers? by Uyiii: 6:40am On Mar 19, 2018
her oloshoism knows no bound and is not a respecter of any person, animal, plant or thing.

Legendary olosho.

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