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Celebrities / Re: Seyi Shay Trailed By Pregnancy Rumor As She Resets Her Instagram Profile by vanhelsing1(m): 3:26pm On Sep 22, 2017
dacblogger:
Good for her...

The only thing guys are good at is making children,that is the only reason we need them. angry
u got it all rong..pretty..
a very poor n wrong misconception.jus as women play a vital role,men's importance r invaluable.lemme ask.who foot ur mums bills?if u ever dated ,was it is a girl?if u r working all...who owns d company?who hapens to ur pastor in ur church?,a woman?
as much as I respect d role of women,plss also respect d role of men in ur life.

no more time for talking like a lunatic
life is short.
b safe
Romance / Re: Yesterday I Saw A Black Man With A Huge Peniss , nude On The Roadside by vanhelsing1(m): 5:04pm On Sep 21, 2017
whywhyogun:
he must have some mental problem. and I was in a car with my friends and colleagues. so It was not convenient for me to get off the car and have some conversation with that black man.

I guess his dick was 80% erected. not totally, but nonetheless very enticing. it was large and with a mushroom head, which was rare among black men.

that place was not a populated area, and nobody would find out , if I got off my car and brought him into it.

but since I was with my friends, I had to pity him and myself, to lose such a perfect chance of romance.

I intended to give him some naira and masturbate his dick till sperm out. that was what was supposed to be.
ohhh God .plss save why why ogun from dis mental dilemma since she has chosen to b nympho....
our hearts r saddened by d foolishness of a full grown adult .
bt no mental case is beyond our psychiatric doctors.....plssss nairalanders....
do u kw any close hospital....lets open a file for her asap
Romance / Re: That One Bad Attitude That Spoils Every Excellent Qualities In Your Partner? by vanhelsing1(m): 8:45pm On Sep 20, 2017
ma friend,plsss check urself too....u have jus mentioned her traits..we want to see ur own loopholes before we make comments...if u r lookin for a perfect,wait until God's kingdom comes .
no morr time for foolishness
life is short
Romance / Re: Ladies If You Were To Ask A Guy Out, What Lines Or Moves Would You Make? by vanhelsing1(m): 6:23am On Sep 19, 2017
TosinDru:

It's not an advice ma'am.
I understand you had a bad experience last time you tried it but not every girl will have the same experience... Let them live outside their fears
ma dear.av seen successful experience wia d woman takes d initiative n it went well for her.
its never rong for a woman to tell d man dat she loves,bt some men r so childish n immature nt to handle sensitive situations like dis.das y it becomes a challenge for women to take d initiative..tanks

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Properties / Re: Ever Lived With A Disgusting Roommate? Share Experiences by vanhelsing1(m): 7:01pm On Sep 18, 2017
I.had one rummy like dat...chaii...dis guys nose was so big like dat of a full grown pig..wenever he sleeps ,he snores like d caterpillar driver of RCC,and u wil definitely see spit running down his mouth any time he sleeps...foam go dey smell in d morning like cadaver.....chaii...after,jus two months,nobody tell me to find ma square root...I took off
Education / Re: 10 Carry Over In My Final Year. What Should I Do? by vanhelsing1(m): 6:38pm On Sep 18, 2017
some of u over here r jus criticising n makin awkward comments like blind people....most of u here r very naive n could fall in her shoe perfectly well.....
so if u have a dota who experience such,wat wod u have done to assist d young girl wt such a dilemma.
das y we hear cases of suicide..cos of d unjus criticism meted out on d victim.
plsss before u drop any comment,cultivate compassion n empathy....so many factors may have caused her carryovers....lets b reasonable....plsss
tanks n God bless

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Sports / Re: Neymar Unfollows Edinson Cavani On Instagram Over Set-Piece Issue by vanhelsing1(m): 6:29pm On Sep 18, 2017
neymar should lern respect..
he should display respect for cavani cos he has bn in d team for years n he is much older.
das arrant childisness...from neymar Jr
its high time he grew to Neymar snr

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Romance / Re: Sometimes I Would Play My Own Vagina, Am I Homosexual For That ? by vanhelsing1(m): 8:06am On Sep 14, 2017
miss ogun .how much have u earned for posting all dis crap?y not take ur libido to ur village n stop acting like a cougar...
no more time for fooling around..
life is short
b safe

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Family / Re: My New Wife Hates My Family Without Provocation by vanhelsing1(m): 6:31am On Sep 14, 2017
ma young friend.dis is a very delicate issue.fellow nairalanders have forgotten dat u av done d traditional marriage wt u.dey keep giving u tough advice.but d truth is,,,u should have found out during dating?or r y trying to say u jus discovered dis after ur traditional marriage.
one bitter truth is.....no matter how u try to convince her,she has alredy displayed how its goin to b after marige.am not sure dat mind set of hers will change..think bat dis very carefully n den make ur final decision.
she forgets dat as she get married to u,she marries ur family.plss take d bull by d horn.b smart.
Career / Re: MSc In UK Versus N183k Job Offer: Advice Please by vanhelsing1(m): 1:38pm On Sep 08, 2017
ma friend..plss lemme ask..after d master's program overseas,r u guaranteed any job here in nigeria or abroad?or will u start hitting d job market or favor market as some wod say.
ma friend....plssss think bat it carefully.der r thousands of pple praying for a job lesser dan ur present job.Finally,u wod b d one to make ur final decision,so think carefully wt an open heart,consider d cost.

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Celebrities / Re: Falz Undergoes Surgery, Injured While Playing Football (Photos) by vanhelsing1(m): 10:32am On Sep 07, 2017
Falz funny ohhhh. d guy is really hilarious. before falz go recover from d injury,him don dey enter retirement age... lafssss
Education / Re: 20 Courses You Can Study Without Mathematics In Nigerian Universities by vanhelsing1(m): 2:22pm On Aug 31, 2017
are u sure dis OP attended a university?? wat hapens to MAths 101?
Music/Radio / Re: Share The Most Emotional Songs You Ever Heard. by vanhelsing1(m): 9:42pm On Aug 25, 2017
Everly brothers ,,take a massage to Mary
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Learn Cryptocurrency Trading by vanhelsing1(m): 6:56am On Aug 24, 2017
plssss....dis is ma email. ottajah2015@gmail.com thanks
Religion / Re: Jehovahs Witnesses Suicide Rate 5 To 10 Times Above Average by vanhelsing1(m): 3:54pm On Aug 23, 2017
701ecilana:

JW are closet atheists. They are materialists. They don't believe in the supernatural realm.

How does one believe in God but doesn't believe in the afterlife?

plsss if u dont kw what to say,better shut ur mouth n stop ranting like a baby without breast milk..
before u castigate any religion,plss find out its teachings n beliefs properly n stop speculating.
I feel how empty u r in all ramification..
Health / Re: Anambra TRACAS Driver Bleeds To Death On Steering - Pictures by vanhelsing1(m): 5:24pm On Aug 15, 2017
its so unfortunate....if it wer a foreign country ,dey wod have ascertained wat really killed him....could it b food poisoning or high blood pressure becos sometimes wen blood gushes frm d mouth or nose.....it could dat he was hypertensive.....excessive stress kills.....go for regular check up......dont underestimate severe headache and insomnia....cos dey r deadly signs
Career / Re: Use This ASUU Strike To Come Intern At Hotels.ng -CEO Of Hotels.ng , Mark Essien by vanhelsing1(m): 8:40am On Aug 15, 2017
plssss house,,can someone intimate me more on this and wat does it take to b part n parcel of d hotel.ng program cos am really interested in dis..tanks
Education / Re: We Will Not Join ASUU Strike – OAU Vice Chancellor by vanhelsing1(m): 8:33am On Aug 15, 2017
DancingSkeleton:
does ASUU strike affect students on their Industrial training Programme ?
ma dear friend....dos embarking on dia industrial attachment will not b affected by d strike exrcept d strike continues evn after d duration of ur IT...Den u wod have to wait until d strike is called off......
Career / Re: Use This ASUU Strike To Come Intern At Hotels.ng -CEO Of Hotels.ng , Mark Essien by vanhelsing1(m): 8:19am On Aug 15, 2017
plssss...house ..can someone intimate me more on dis program and how one can join d program??cos am very interested in it...tanks
Health / Re: Why So Many Deaths As A Result Of Malaria/typhoid by vanhelsing1(m): 7:41pm On Aug 10, 2017
i think it all boils down to so many factors, bt i wil mention jus a few
[1]ignorance
[2]poverty
[3]negligence
[4]self medication
[5]poor medical facilities
i read a book that says every second, a child dies of malaria in africa.dis is so disheartening

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