LifeofAirforce:
We shared quality time together this rainy morning and wow I did the erm, pic below .

My Life you know

Enuguboy4nsk:
there is this girl I'm seeing in my work place who's barely 21 years.. I went through her facebook chat and found out she's planning on having sex with a seminarian first week of June.. she has made arrangements for the seminarian to lodge in a hotel instead of the church.. the seminarian also claimed not to have had sex before and doesn't even know what clitoris is of which this girl promised to show her... now I'm still with the phone and she just sent me a whatsapp message that she now know that I love her by going through her phone without knowing what I have seen already.. do I confront her or keep calm..

advice needed

hypertension:
Hi,

This is my first post on "matters of the heart", but i need your help to know if she likes me or not.

I have this patient that was admitted in my hospital and she is really beautiful.

After staying for a week, she was discharged and she requested for my number (which i happily gave to her)

So, to cut the story short, we've met 4 times now inside my car and she calls atleast twice a day.

She told me she recently ended her relationship with her boyfriend and was not ready for a new rship right away.

However, each time she sends me a text, she uses the word "dear" and she keeps acting like we are already dating.

For example, she picks up my call every time. She never misses a date with me. And yesterday she even acceted to come to my crib.

Im surprised because she is a virgin (cos she told me and acts like one), and she is just 20 years old.

Im beginning to feel she likes me and would love to know if anyone has been in this situation.


Lalasticlala
Mynd44

delishpot:
Give her the money to cook from her place. Maybe she doesn't like your kitchen. Jokes aside sha, she is a very stupid girl If she can not cook without being married why bang without being married?Or she doesn't see you as a future mate just friends with benefit.

BoneBlogger:
The Governor of Cross River State has directed the Attorney General of Cross River State Bar Abang to immediately prosecute the man who raped a young married woman in Okuni ikom. Along side 4 of his friends.

The gang rape happened at their cocoa farm in Okuni, where the victims husband and brother were tied up at Gun point while The wife was ganged raped in front of her husband until she passed out.

Last week women in Okuni marched in thousands to protest the ugly situation. Which alerted the Government to respond to the case.

The Honorable Commissioner for Health Cross River State, Dr Inyang Asibong and Director General of Cross River State Primary Healthcare Development Agency, Dr Betta Edu last Wednesday at Ikom consoled with the family of the gang rape victim and assured her that though justice has been delayed but the perpetrators will face the full wrath of law.

Speaking, Dr Inyang Asibong faulted the Nigerian Police for releasing the culprit and called it very terrible while reassuring everyone that the Cross River State Government will do everything to make sure the culprits are rearrested and made to face the law. She said the State Government will henceforth be responsible for the medical bill of the Lady and push for justice.

Earlier Speaking, the DG, Dr Betta Edu said this is injustice at the highest level and the people responsible have to be brought to book. She noted that Nigerian police must own up to their responsibilities.

"You cannot allow the woman go without justice. The woman was gang rape in front of her husband, she and her husband bullied off their farm by the rapist,which is their only source of livelihood. The Governor of Cross River State has called for immediate arrest of offenders and justice for the victim. Cross River State Government will provide every necessary support to the woman and take care of her medical care says empathic Dr Edu who was in tears while addressing the press in Ikom.

According to the DG, the incident took place in Okuni, Ikom Local Government Area on November 6, 2017, when gunmen attacked a cocoa plantation, stole some bags of cocoa, beat up the farmer and raped his wife till she became unconscious.

"Sadly, the major culprit, who was arrested along the process of justice was later released on bail without any sanction from the police in Ikom. She however noted later that due to the timely intervention of the Governor, the culprits have been rearrested and will be charged to court almost immediately.

The wife of the Governor Dr LINDA AYADE is very hard on this issue, she totally stands against any form of abuse to women or children and has promised to fight for justice.

Cross River State Government says no to any form of sexual abuse including rape and anyone caught will face the full wrath of Law. Victim was taken to General hospital Obubra for proper management..

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/ayade-offers-justice-and-medical-care-to-gang-rape-victim.html

NaijaCelebrity:
Davido’s babymama,Sophia Momodu showed off her banging beach body in a pink bikini .

The mother of one has been chilling out in Miami.




http://www.ngg.ng/2018/04/10/sophia-momodu-flaunts-bum-in-thong-bikini/

akum78:
@APROKOGIRL

Shared Via Twitter with caption ..

 You used to call me fat now you want my number but it don't work like that shawty

BY APROKO GIRL : https://aprokogirl.com/1596/you-used-to-call-me-fat-now-you-want-my-number-lady-shows-off-massive-weight-loss-pictures/

cc; lalasticlala

zoom24:
most adverts by multinational oil companies request for minimum of second class upper. I would like to know if a 2.2 graduate can join the likes of Shell, Agip, Total etc even if it means joining as a contract staff. Personal testimonies will also be much appreciated.

ChildOfDoom:
first of all, i won't advice any one to get married if he/she doesn't earn up to 180,000 naira monthly (based on currently economic situation in Nigeria).


Don't be carried away by the glamour that goes with marriages or the free fvck you will get for the rest of your life. Once children (male children especially) set in, you will know then the mess you've gotten into

CastedAyo:
According to what the lady, Shelbs wrote below;
"I am 120 pounds. I have been for about 5 months.
My partner said this to me. Am I overreacting for feeling hurt by this? I’m at a loss and just can’t even comprehend how someone who claims to love me can say this."

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/04/lady-shares-the-chat-she-had-with-her-boyfriend-about-her-body.html






Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique

AgricSalt:
These are people the world needs.

Seriously see the bad superstition is doing to Nigeria.

If the government wants to stop this nonsense superstitious beliefs and its usually resultant maltreatment of both man and animals, they should demand everyone to take the bible lessons from the Jehovah's witness bible study curriculum

Appetizer:
I remember how guys share stories with their friends and we all laughed it off and only wish they knew.
Most guys want to hangout with girls that are the slaying, tattoos, shisha smoking, codeine, curvy, pretty but nobody want to marry them or even associate with them after school. Surprisingly, these girls are aware and its like the enjoy thrills except for the fact that they get hurt the most. Most of them wont even complete school because of pregnancy, carryovers, or even death.
Why do we generally like to deceive ourselves after evidently knowing there is no freaking way some 80% are ending up living forever with whoever we are currently dating, sleeping with or teasing.

Guys, what are your thoughts?
Guys, what are your thoughts?

QueenDeborah:
That's what's up, those of u sending me emails here and there, am just laughing at you guys, any fine girl u see u want to go after, and besides if u want to date me u must have not less than 20 million in your account, and u have to spend like 5 million on me first before we have sex, cos i have everything a man wants from a young girl. And my feeding every day wud be 5k for breakfast, 5k for lunch, and 5k for dinner. If u know u are up for d task, u can send me an email.

Nephilim:
Lolz... Mehn dis babe sweet die, she was just gasping for breath as I was hammering her. She came to drop somethings I borrowed her to travel, as she came around one thing let to the other, I hold her tight, squeeze her bobbi, push her to the bed and kept the romance hot, in a jiffy I reached out for her bra and undies pull them all out, and we both unclad and I slammed her hot wet pussy with my holy rod, lolzzz. Banging her like madt, while she kept moaning and gasping lolz, she just lay flat on my bed while I fu¢kkked the hell out of her pussy, after that session, her boyfriend called she didn't pick o, the mumu called again, I was just smiling and laffing for my mind....well I hope she will come and visit me soon again.
Guys, I'm advising you, don't let your bae have anything to do with her ex, and if you like keep doing like mumu, me like to fu¢kk ex(es) wella, lolzzz

vybzkartel:
Who really is to blame?..
Is it the teacher or the student?

The student can say no to a teachers advances or report a teacher

The teacher is old enough to have sense
Drop your views

vybzkartel:
Who really is to blame?..
Is it the teacher or the student?

The student can say no to a teachers advances or report a teacher

The teacher is old enough to have sense
Drop your views

BlinksBlinkd:
MY ENCOUNTER WITH A JW (Jehovah’s Witness) PART 1
.


It was a bright Saturday morning….I woke
up around 6am after a
long day at work the previous day, as
usual, I brushed, picked up
my booth and jersey, called Sesan from the
other flat……….”Guy, its
time for field”……………….
We walked down to a secondary school
pitch close to our house
(That’s where guys play soccer every
weekend)……..There were
not too much people for set that day so we
ended a bit early like
around after 10. I went home straight with
sesan and two other
guys from the field but instead of the guys
to go to their house
straight, they decided to chill a bit at my
place. We were so tired.
Four of us decided to sit outside my house
and started gisting
about different things, from politics to girls
and football but
football takes the other of the day…Our
discussion was not without
some chilled spirit and sprite mixture
couple with some fried meat
which my girlfriend prepared for me for the
weekend.
Suddenly, the someone opened our main
gate, for my mind
“oooohhhh, this people have come
again”…..Sesan quickly said
“Guy, abeg I dey go shower abeg”…………All
the other guys started
grumbling too…..i had no option than to
wait as they started
approaching us and I couldn’t stand up
again as it will be so
embarrassing to them………..”Awon oloshe
wo leleyi gan”…………It
was two guys and a lady that walked into
my compound….the two
guys carried hand bag which comes from
their shoulder down the
side of their thigh…..One of them was on
suit fully kitted while the
other put on just pant trouser, shirt and tie
to match it up. The lady
put on a blue shirt and black skirt with a
black big bag..no make
up or anything.
Ordinarily, this was not the first time am
seeing them coming to
preach for me but I was not just in the
mood that day at all………
they approached us and it was all joke here
and there…they preach
a bit and we sometimes change it to
politics with them and talk
about life generally…..Jokes do come in at
interval and the lady
seems to be a bit friendly likewise the guys
too……what we thought
will be a boring moment was actually all
fun except from the fact
that we were drinking and offered them
part of it which they
declined. They even preached to us to stop
drinking as it was not
a good idea and is a sin to God…”Oga,
leave that even Jesus
turned water to wine”………………
Before we knew it, it was almost like an
hour we have been
discussing, they gave us one of their
pamphlet to read through and
digest as they make their way out of the
compound..It was during
this moment one of the guy said
Guy 1: “Guy, una no see dat babe bottom…
see as e dey roll they
go, this is bad mehn”
Guy 2: Una think say I dey listen to the
preaching before? Na her
endowed bweast I just dey look since
oooo….the babe carry no be
small
Me:Na God go save una…..this one na JW
ooooo…..dem no dey do
that kind thing oooo
Guy 1: Forget that one abeg, na dem dey
do am pass
Guy 2: Tolu na confirm SU oooooo………………
and u no hw many
times I don collect pass for her body
Me: which Tolu b that?
Guy 2 : The same one wey you know
now….wey dey stay Anthony
street..
Guy 1: Na lieu
Me:Guy, $get that one, no be the same tolu
wey I know…..the babe
dey too saint jare and no be like you she fit
fall for
Guy 2: Una dey doubt me?
Me: Yes now…………..who go believe you…..
He brought out his phone, scroll to the
picture gallery..what we
saw was alarming…different pics of tolu
lying down on his bed, the
one they snapped together and all sort of
romantic bed mood
pictures..we were totally convinced that he
has actually done
something with Tolu and it was a great
surprise to us. (That’s life,
never trust any babe…………ALL BABE HAVE
THEIR PASSWORD,
ONCE U ARE A GOOD HACKER, U CAN
DEFINITELY HACK THEIR
SYSTEM, GET THEIR PASSWORD FOR
FREE ACCESS).

.
Click on the link below to continue reading

www.naijanoisemakers.com.ng/2017/03/19/encounter-jw-jehovahs-witness-part-1/

Rachelsblog:
Over to the Relationship Lovers, Your Love Doktor Joro Olumofin has just listed the Qualities a Wife Material must posses, They are mind Blowing, But may actually get you angry, cos its not what your expecting... see below, And comment if you agree or not..



A Wife Material must posses at least 20 of these Qualities

1⃣ She attends church every Sunday & also mid week service

2⃣ Offers to pay the bills on a date, pays her own transport fare

3⃣ Being a virgin doesn’t matter but at least 5 Body Count.

4️⃣She should be able to pray for at least 45 minutes straight and fasts at least 3 times a month

5️⃣Any lady who doesn't care if you live on the mainland or island ( she loves you in Egbeda, Mowe,Ori le )

6️⃣ She is not suffering from Aso Ebi syndrome I.e ( she can do without buying Aso Ebi for 5 months )

7️⃣Social media followership / Validation means nothing to her

8️⃣ She spends 65% of her time indoors (Not every Friday / Saturday / : Quilox, Sip)

9️⃣She doesn't demand a table when she goes to club ( she is willing to stand by the bar with her man and drink "red bull"

�She doesn't mind if your car has AC or not

1⃣1️⃣She is willing to fly economy class

1⃣2️⃣Family means a lot to her

1⃣3️⃣She doesn't abuse alcohol and or any other substances & she doesn't have more than 1 tattoo

1⃣4️⃣She doesn't have more than 2 phones

1⃣5️⃣She doesn't care about the color of your passport

1⃣6️⃣She is not tribalistic ( Love is love to her )

1️⃣7️⃣She must know how to make at least 10 of these Nigerian dishes ( Ofe nsala, gbegiri, efo riro, edikaikong,banga & starch)

1️⃣8️⃣She has not been involved in any social media drama

1️⃣9️⃣She should never expose nudes or send nudes on social media , twerking, sex tape)

2⃣0️⃣She should not have more than 10000 followers if she's not a celebrity or stylist, makeup artist.

2⃣1️⃣She should have an Hnd, Bsc or a vocational skill ( makeup, cooking ) *NO LIABILITY*

2⃣2️⃣She won't have sex on the first date

2⃣3️⃣She should Call her boyfriends mom at least twice a week.

2⃣4️⃣She must have "daughter / father" relationship with her dad if her father is still in the picture

2⃣5️⃣She should not have professional makeup done at every outing ( cinema : professional makeup)



myopic reasoning from OP.I totally disgree wt some of d resaonings over here...sounds like a 3 year writing dis piece.its very rong to bring ur idionsyncrasis over here.plsss in case of next time...keep it to ur self.Think before writing ...thanks bro...
one LOVE.
News From Ebiwali-- http://www.ebiwalismoment.com/2018/01/how-to-know-wife-material-and-qualities.html

tecnolad:
I never thought I'd ever have to write something similar to this, but we can't choose what life serves us at times, right?

I met this girl while I serving in Enugu and we started out as friends until the chemistry grew stronger and our friendship snowballed into a relationship. Our relationship got romantic, but we never had sex.

I am a Yoruba guy, 25 years old and this girl, my current girlfriend, is 23 - oh! She's not a Yoruba girl.

In Enugu, we shared happy moments and we planned ahead about how we'd build our respective careers and then a family. That she always planned for the future, never relied on me monetarily (I always had to beg to buy her anything) made me love her even more.

I knew I'd engage in World War III with my parents to accept her because she's not Yoruba, but I continued anyway.

We asked really personal questions about ourselves and i told her my darkest secrets. She said she told me hers and I believed (she never lied to me, at least to my knowledge).

The time soon came when we had to go to our different homes, and she feared that our relationship would end up like every other corp member's relationship she's read about.

We cried our eyes out as we said goodbye, and we went our separate ways; we talk everyday ever since then. I have gone to see her at home and I met her family members; she's met my mum too.

However, last week, we played "tell me even more about yourself," and I'm yet to recover from what she told me.

In her words: "I occasionally wet my bed. Everytime it happened, I would wake up right it the middle of me bed-wetting. This has been happening since forever"

This affected me a lot that my blood pressure rose and I was placed on a bed rest and drugs for a few days.

I am confused what to do currently; do I believe things will get better, and then continue? Please help, Nairalanders!

lavenjcrown:
boldness to communicate well and how to speak simple english.

Passy089:
Most girls re just like this trending sex doll....they just provide sex when you need it then baaaam! they will lock up for you to do calling,texting,sending money,shopping etc...i need someone to enlightened me on the other benefits of having a girlfriend because if its just sex that I'm going to get then I'd rather be single and buy me a sex doll or be paying for sex.

dedonfranco:
Enjoy urself, I will join u dis Year.

lavenjcrown:
Good day my fellow nairalander, my name is Adewunmi, an OND holder, currently doing my internship here in NNPC DEPOT, Lagos. i am fortunate to be working in the Depot manager's office as the assistant secretary but the issue i'm having here is i don't know how to express myself so well when i'm with my DM or staff that comes around to see the DM. i feel i should be eloquent and bold with speaking to my DM but i feel so shy and less courage when speaking with her. please your advice.

Taiw:
I am a good looking young guy in his early thirties and i plan to settle down this year.I am a graduate with a full time job. I am looking for a very serious relationship hopefully leading to marriage. if you are beautiful, working and a graduate preferably from the west with great cooking skills, send me a pm.

Ekitidefender:
A National Youth Service Corps, NYSC, member has been shot dead in Akwa Ibom State.

A statement issued on Monday by the police in the state confirmed the Corps member was shot on Sunday in Eket by unknown assailants who were on a motorcycle.

The police spokesperson in the state, Bala Elkana, said the late Corps member was at Akanimo Street with other Corps members whom he went visiting when he was shot.

The police didn’t disclose the victim’s name but said he was serving at a public school at Nung Obong in Nsit Ubium Local Government Area of the state.

“The Commissioner of Police in the state, Adeyemi Ogunjemilusi, has deployed a special force from the State Criminal Investigation Department to Eket to investigate the killing.

“The police chief, who is said to have visited the crime scene, assured that those behind the killing would be apprehended and brought to justice,” the PPRO said.

http://fabinfos.com/corps-member-shot-dead-calabar/

Moreoffaith:
Abeg the man house na bank cos me no understand how man go carry 14.3m cash for house.

Almost1122:
Please I apply for MBBS in Bayero University Kano (BUK) with Jamb score of 263 and post Jamb with 272 and my average was 267.5. I heard some good grade in my O'Level result with,
1. English: B3
2. Mathematics: B3
3. Physics: A1
4. Biology: A1
5. Chemistry: C4.
I was expecting at least medical related courses, unfortunately they shift me from MBBS to Botany. Please what can I do with Botany because I don't want to loose another year again?

Thanks for your good suggestion!

Please if you don't have any positive suggestion to contribute just ignore it.

jaykorbs:
Hi nairalanders, this is my story, don’t judge me, just advice me on a way out, there is this lady I asked out towards the end of 2016, I will be frank with you, my sole aim back then was to hook up with her and for us to enjoy sex together, basically, I was just after sex. I know nothing about the lady.

She was teaching in one primary school in my area at that point in time, I said a lot of shit back then just to get her to say yes, as I got to know her, I found out she had lost both parent at a tender age and so many other things, she has really passed through a lot, herself and her junior sister.

As time goes on, the relationship gained an exponential momentum and before I could realize what was going on, my family and friends dan sabi her, calling her my wife, let me add that she is 19 and I am 24 (just wrote my last undergraduate exam a
couple of months ago, while she is currently working at one food canteen).

Over the course of 2017, I have picked up a lot of manly lessons and have decided to set my life in order in the coming year, yes, I have dropped a lot of boyish attitude and selfish characters, I can confidently call myself a changed individual, although a lot of improvement still have to be made.

As I mentioned earlier, I have decided to set my life in order this coming year, with her being part of it, the truth is, I don’t love her, but to my understanding, she really loves me, I am currently still in this relationship because I am afraid of making her sad, I am in this relationship at the moment because of pity, she will be devasted when I break up with her, my friends are telling me not to go ahead with it, that I am about to make a big mistake if I call off the relationship, I just know I don’t love her, I very much like her, but the love to consider her for marriage ain’t there. She is beside me as I type this, I seriously need help on how to call of this relationship without breaking her spirit because she is a fighter.

princefrank76:
pals dis was d gurl i luvd so much bt she left me cauz i could nt pay all her bills bt God knws i meet up with d relevant ones..! but unfortunately d man she is dating now is a lecturer nd it's romourd in d whole campus he's HIV+..! this girl is a new studnt dat is in her first year nd i bliv she hasn't gotn d info..! now d problem is, am worried nd wish 2 let her knw abt it but on a second thought i felt she may tink am kinda jealous or trying 2 destroy her relationship or even tink of smtin contrary to dat..! d point is i need ur advice on wht 2 do...! jst try 2 save sm1 4rm making drugs bcme part of her life.

zulex880:
It's really funny how these stupid girls are too quick to say shits but always trying to act innocent and put all blames on the guy when it's vividly obvious that they are at fault.
I woke up with a severe tooth pain trying to seek help online about it and the first WhatsApp message I got was from this fish brain asking me to touch one blue link and fill in my details, like what's that supposed to mean? Is that what I came to this life to do? My head dey bang here, just be like Rick Ross and Special ED (Davido hype man) dey fight inside my head and this idiot is sending this to me even went as far as reminding of a girl who was crushing on me back then in secondary, like she always felt jealous then seeing that girl around me back then in college and whenever we are both having any random conversation she's always trying hard to paint that girl bad in the conversation.
She insulted me and expected me to keep mute, as what na? And now the idiot is trying to play the victim game on me, may sango in collaboration with Ogun and Oduduwa dismantle you wherever you are.

Sorry for the grammatical errors (if there's any) i just dey para dey type