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Romance / Re: What Are The Qualities Of A Husband Material? - Ladies React by vanhelsing1(m): 2:53pm On May 16, 2021
Chloraseptic:


And this could be the person behind this comment oh
Chaiiiiii....Guy....U wicked ohhhhj
Foreign Affairs / Re: Driver ‘rams Israeli Checkpoint’ As Deadly Violence Engulfs The West Bank( Pics) by vanhelsing1(m): 9:06am On May 15, 2021
joyandfaith:


There can never be peace until God kingdom come.
Joy faith...R u Jw cos am one
Please respond
Car Talk / Re: What Are Your Funny Experiences Teaching A Woman How To Drive A Car? by vanhelsing1(m): 4:34pm On Apr 07, 2021
HotPoundedYam:
Don't ever teach a woman how to drive so she won't be dragging keys with you.
Archaic mind...
Abeg comot urself from 17th and 18th century thinking

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Politics / Re: Failure To Register For NIN Attracts 14 Years Imprisonment - Pantami by vanhelsing1(m): 4:16pm On Apr 01, 2021
Doraty1:
51 Million Nigerians Enroll For NIN - Pantami



https://thenationonlineng.net/just-in-51m-nigerians-enroll-for-nin/amp/?__twitter_impression=true
Did I just read what Pantami wrote a couple of hours ago that we can't be enjoying govt services if we have not been registered? Come to think of it...What services have the govt provided for the masses and how have they provided?Have basic amenities such as Electricity,road, hospitals, Schools, employment been made available to the people?
I can never support mediocrity.The main problem which is good governance has not been provided.Please,They should leave us alone to singlehandedly fight our own battles and we will definitely come off victorious.
My own Take
Travel / Re: Eva Gichuru: Female Pilot Applauded For Landing Plane Safely Despite Bad Weather by vanhelsing1(m): 7:28pm On Mar 26, 2021
TMSMedia:


https://igberetvnews.com/1385951/female-pilot-applauded-landing-airplane-safely-despite-bad-weather-video/
I see nothing special about this news... bcuz women claim that what a man can do .....a woman' can do it better....
Let's not give credit to mediocrity..
Hundreds of pilots in Africa every year face turbulent challenges on air
Family / Re: I've Never Seen A Girl As Dirty As My Cousin Sister by vanhelsing1(m): 12:34pm On Feb 20, 2021
Danhoys:


I love her very much, no hatred toward her. I only wish there is a way to help her. She definitely could be going through a lot, who isn't.

I'm practically an orphan myself, and I know what it means to struggle alone from a tender age.

We all have our stories. But does it warrant this magnitude of dirtiness? Her only problem is marriage, and I don't think there is anything else.

With the way u sound,it doesn't in any way show that you love her...
U don't wash ur dirty linen in public ...cos she is family..

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Education / Re: My OND Result Without Any Expo by vanhelsing1(m): 9:58pm On Jan 22, 2021
THEbaddest007:
check out my OND result without carrying any expo inside the examination hall. i just hate expo. it is better for someone to study hard and enter the exam hall with confidence than to chase anything on skirt and enter the exam hall with expo.

next topic would be "my 100L result without any expo.

Insults is allowed but before you insult me, insult yourself first and see if it would pain you. if it does not pain you then you are free to throw your insults but if it pains you then your reward is in heaven.
The manner in which u use ur English is really apalling..."but if it pains you""u wrote ..very poor English....
Na wa
Polytechnic self dey dash result well we'll..

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Health / Re: Fire From Lantern Burns NewBorn Baby In Calabar (Graphic Photos) by vanhelsing1(m): 3:34pm On Nov 19, 2020
PlayerMeji:
So sorry for the baby..

See what the country has done to this innocent baby...
I almost cried looking at the pics of the baby in severe pains...Chaiiiii...Ohhhh God......That baby is physically suffering ...God please help that Baby'...
I wish I could take the baby's pain away instantly...

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Business / Re: Mba Forex Is Under Attack by vanhelsing1(m): 1:53pm On Nov 16, 2020
airsaylongcom:


And you want to cash out based on unverifiable source? That was posted one month ago? Really? What Branch did you open your account with? If it's any of the Lagos Branches I can help you get out your Business Agreement and Receipt real quick.

I'm an employee and regularly post on another MBA thread on this forum.
I completely kw that MBA forex have been faithful....they have always paid their customers...but recently there have been delays of wch am still expecting ma return on investment...
Pleas.....wat could be the cause of the delay so we will feel safe and settled......?
Thanks
Family / Re: Age 25 With 1 Million Naira & Living With My Parents: Buy Land Or Pack Out? by vanhelsing1(m): 8:14am On Aug 21, 2020
CuteVally:
Good evening Nairalanders.

Please i need an advice on the next step i should take in life. I am a guy, 25 years of age and still living with my parents, though i am not jobless but recently my bank account just hit one million and 200 thousand naira.

So my parents are advising to buy a landed property in my home town that will take about 900 to 1 million naira. But the thing is that i am 25 and i feel at my age i should no longer be staying with my parents, so i want to rent a flat and furniture it to my taste, i feel it is time to move on, i need my freedom to finally face life like a man.

So my question is, should i purchase a landed property at 25 and continue living with my parents or pack out and start my Adult life. Note: i am not jobless".
I do not kw ur source of income...but I strongly believe no loving and reasonable parent WOD want to push their son outta the home at that age especially in Nigeria ..I WOD advise u to still hang on in ur parents crib.Start a business WT that money.u could grow 100 percent of that profit in a year or two.be patient and don't rush into into getting a new crib.take ur time.plan ahead..be wise
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Sports / Re: Jeff Otah Celebrates His 34th Birthday Today by vanhelsing1(m): 11:38am On Jun 17, 2020
lalasticlala:
Birthday: Jeff Otah Turns 34 Today!

He happens to bear my name too..
Great lefty guy


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Otah
Education / Re: Aerial View Of FUTO Owerri- PICTURES by vanhelsing1(m): 10:11am On Jun 10, 2020
michaelogenyi:
Federal university of technology Owerri.
The school looks ugly jor..
I have been there
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Religion / Re: Pastor Oyakhilome Loveworld Channel Sanctioned In UK Over COVID19, 5G Conspiracy by vanhelsing1(m): 8:17pm On May 18, 2020
Iamundisputed:


I missed the pointed? English na wa ooo.

Whether or not you said it expressly, you were implying that I was probably saying it because of likes on Nairaland, which makes no sense cos it doesn't put food on my table.

As a society, we should never respect human beings to the point where we cannot correct ourselves if we are wrong. Such a society is gradually heading towards destruction.
Two boxes of origin for this young Man

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Romance / Re: After Sleeping with me, See what my boyfriend is Saying about me (pics) by vanhelsing1(m): 7:44pm On May 03, 2020
Their:
angry


Here is the thread https://www.nairaland.com/5830874/think-girlfriend-possessed-me-graphic
I dont evn understand what you r trying to say
Mtchewwwww.mumu thread
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Romance / Re: Guys Can You Date This Lady? by vanhelsing1(m): 8:38pm On Apr 30, 2020
XXMML33:


Because she has dark skin then she has body odor? Really?
Funny guys
Hahahhahahahahahah
Dats how dey always feel an ugly person is the person who farts in public
Celebrities / Re: Mompha Flaunts His Rolls Royce Wraith Eagle VIII 2020 by vanhelsing1(m): 8:25pm On Apr 30, 2020
Exc2000:


you can dish but find it hard to swallow... use words like have sense and foolishness but cry fowl when called a dunce.. stop being sentimental child it is wrong what you wrote to a stranger for his free will and comments but then equal action and reaction deems it fit I take you to the cleaners and install some manners into you

so run along now and make use of the new home training I you just got for free
Young Man
How old r u
Plssss no offenses plssss.Lemme kw if u r up to 18.U could be naturally intelligent but u r not wise,u could be a rational thinker but erratic in your decision,you could be on a speed Lane but end up feeling u we're on a slow lane.Stay safe...and keep doing great tins...I wish u well.....One Love...
Celebrities / Re: Mompha Flaunts His Rolls Royce Wraith Eagle VIII 2020 by vanhelsing1(m): 8:06pm On Apr 30, 2020
Exc2000:


I think only an slowpoke who was raised by a dunce would ask anybody not to post what they newly acquired in their personal social media for any reason... Trump had showed off his pent house , jets , model wife,limousine and rolls Royce and still became a president.. you want to know why? because US doesn't have idiots that goto other peoples personal social media page to monitor their progress why wallowing in poverty and bitterness... Mompha owes the world nothing so don't expect him not to celebrate on his page one of his feats

Its only poverty that would make anyone complain that his neighbors delicious food and aroma of his stew in the lockdown is wrong because he hasn't eaten due to the lock down

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U sound so embittered n I'll mannered.Wat did u loose dis year?A sane and rational person would not call his fellow man a slowpoke.I was here talking bat the timing of showing of ones material tins and u r quoting Trump and Obama.Plssss comprehend simple English sentences faster,else the world is gonna leave u behind.Lemme look for a more intelligent dude to discuss with.. Plssss no more time for insipidity.Life is short... thanks.Plsss accept ma humble advice...
Celebrities / Re: Mompha Flaunts His Rolls Royce Wraith Eagle VIII 2020 by vanhelsing1(m): 7:50pm On Apr 30, 2020
Exc2000:
cool



people hating on him back then must be feeling somehow right now

Africa is home of negativity , hate and wickedness

If in America someone buys a range rover or a rolls Royce and posted its pics on his social media for his friends to rejoice with him, you see positive comments like "wow nice ride man" "cool ride bro"

But come to Africa Land of witchcraft envy and stagnation the comment is utterly negative

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Hey ma Friend,u have to reason like a normal human being.wat r u even talking about? Amidst this period the whole world is in pain physically n emotional,he is there showing off.How many cars have u seen dangote and otedola or alakija sampled before or even recently.The timing of the showing of ones wealth is totally a wrong time.plss ma Friend,u need to have sense dis year.No more time for foolishness.life is short.a piece of advice thanks
Romance / Re: 25 Abraham Lincoln Quotes That Changed My Life From ZERO To HERO by vanhelsing1(m): 10:13pm On Apr 27, 2020
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Good question....
Romance / Re: What Is That ONE Thing You Would Definitely Break Up With Someone Over? by vanhelsing1(m): 10:04pm On Apr 27, 2020
EmzyT:
If there's one thing i hate in this life, it should be: calling a woman morethan 3 times ( I don't call anyone outside my family morethan 3 missed call, unless it's an Emergency) and she doesn't pick (Yes, she might be busy or not close to her phone, etc) but atleast try to call back, even if its Flashing, flash.. Don't just act like nothing happened tongue


My dear, I'll Dump your silly ass tongue
That statement shows u r still a boy who can not handle pressure when they come especially in relationships....
Sorry to ask
Plssss...how old are you
Romance / Re: Will You Ever Get Tired Of This Kind Yansh This Quarantine by vanhelsing1(m): 9:55pm On Apr 27, 2020
Randal:
That's why my babe keeps asking me if I want to kill her. grin grin grin grin grin
Her nyash is too big.
If u still do not have seen several this 2020,then it almost imposible to receive sense ur entire life. .
Jus a piece of advice ......
No more time for foolishness....
Life is Short
Health / Re: Raymond Dokpesi Tests Positive For Coronavirus by vanhelsing1(m): 9:50pm On Apr 27, 2020
iCauseTrouble:
This man is old o shocked
Please.....let's get this straight....am not sure it's the old man himself.....Am sure it's the son of Raymond dokpesi that is infected....dats y he is referred to as Raymond dokpesi junior....
Plssss the public ...take note.....
Pets / Re: My Rott's Naughty Behavior: I Need Advice Please by vanhelsing1(m): 7:46am On Apr 26, 2020
Ishilove:

Thanks a lot. So this is the transition someone mentioned on the first page? This naughty behavior started just recently, sometime this year. Thank you for the heads-up.

The challenge is we can't even tie him again because he is very strong.
I understand the feeling already... Rottweilers naturally are very strong dogs,their power is in their head and shoulders.They can push down a full grown man when they hop on the person.I also relate to ur situation of not bn able to tie him .I remember something that happened almost two years ago.A vet came to the � to inject the dog.Twas jus ma parent's that were available,they could not tie the dog to the chain,He was jus barring his fangs at them.They got scared and called me..(((smiles)I had to leave work n came bek home to tie the dog to a chain.U can understand the nature of the dog.Most times,it's closer n more loyal to someone who gives it more time and who commands it more.it shows disrespect to other members of d family that are not close to it.
It is advised dat if it's ur first time having a dog,den a Rottweiler shouldn't be an option.Secondly,a lady or kid or old persons should not tend to Rottweilers,cos it requires a great measure of strength, commands,time, Toughness to tend to a Rottweiler.Give it more commands at d top of ur voice.discipline him when necessary but not always.Play WT the dog sometimes,spend some time with it.With all these,it will be more inclined to love u more, become more loyal n respect u more.Any further questions,plssss drop...I will be willing to help.
Pets / Re: My Rott's Naughty Behavior: I Need Advice Please by vanhelsing1(m): 2:14am On Apr 26, 2020
Ishilove:
Dog Lovers, Please I Need Advise On My Rott's Naughty Behavior

I have a one and a half year old Rottweiler named Gift and I don't understand him anymore. We can't chastise him again when he misbehaves because he bares his teeth and growls menacingly at us if we try to spank him for being naughty. He welcomes us when we come home like any loyal, loving pet, but yesterday he shocked me. Usually as we are about to enter the house he playfully holds one foot down so we can't enter, or he jumps on you and hugs you tight so you can't move. When I got back from work yesterday I was exhausted and I didn't have energy for his play so I hugged him briefly but as I entered the house I mistakenly stepped on his right hindpaw.

He howled, left me, and lunged at me, this time to bite me. He actually narrowly missed my arm.

I was mad. I turned and yelled "Gift are you mad?" He bared his fangs and barked at me. Me sef I bared my teeth at him and ordered him to stand down. He growled, me sef I growled back. Do you know this dog kept advancing menacingly at me and barking? I quickly borrowed myself brain and locked the door. Werey dog.

I can't shoo Matilda, my chicken in his presence. He covers her with his body and warns me away. And now, the most perplexing thing is he now marking every where in the compound. My sib came visiting and before he entered the house, he quickly relieved himself outside because he was very pressed. Do you know Gift went to where the dude urinated and peed on top? It has gotten so bad now that Gift entered the house and marked different sections of the corridor and smaller dining area with pee.

Now, I don't know if this is classic Rott behavior or if he is just being indisciplined. I confess we spoilt him a bit because he is such a sweet animal when he is not misbehaving.

How do we discipline a dog that has grown wings? He is well socialised so it's not a case of too much isolation.
Wowwww .dis is serious..I also have a Rottweiler,almost about 4 yrs now..Do not forget dat Rottweilers are the second most violent dogs on Earth.They are very domineering and Territorial.These species are not really pets that should be allowed into ur homes and corridor..it takes advantage of every opportunity u give it..It doesn't listen to the first command u give it,it would ask himself first (why is he giving me this command?)after dat,he could probably obey.My own rott even snarls at me when I try to flog it.U must show him that you are the boss.When it misbehaves,tie it to a chain and flog it very well as soon as he misbehaves.Do not flog unchained,,it could loose it's anger .It's not like a regular dog like Alsatian specie.Rott naturally takes over, feeling it is the boss.U must be very disciplined before a Rottweiler obeys u.Your dog is trying to become a man @ dat stage.its also like a transition.He will Begin to mellow gradually at 3 plus to 4 years..
Plssss again,I warn u..Begin to boss this dog now before it takes over as boss.u have not lost the Battle.Dont also forget that it is a specie dat is more loyal to jus one or two person's in the family.Evn when u feed it,if he trys to eat the food without ur instructions,den it's evident dat u contributed to the bad manner's of the dog. thanks..plssss Op begin to do your homework now
Health / Re: 15 Countries With No Confirmed COVID-19 Cases by vanhelsing1(m): 11:38am On Apr 25, 2020
Iyiataata92:
I remember a covid 19 patient being shot dead in North Korea for trying to escape the isolation center. Now, North Korea have no Covid 19 case.

Sometimes, to get the best for human beings, you have to treat them in the worst way possible
Ma Dear friend...dis is time to wise up.N korea is a communist Nation...they will never tell u the truth like China..They are all hiding the Truth....
Thanks ..

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Romance / Re: Block Factory Worker Proposes To Girlfriend, And She Said Yes. See Picture by vanhelsing1(m): 6:22am On Apr 08, 2020
PureGoldh:
See eh...some bricklayers earnings in a month pass that of some "White collar job monthly earners".

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Some of u here talk like creatures from another space.... maybe no reasoning like smeagol in Lord of the rings...how many days in a months do bricklayers have job...may God give Nigerian sense....we really lack wisdom...
Don't worry ..... introduce ur CHILDREN to bricklaying jobs since dey earn more.....
Little wonder the scripture says.....follishnes is tied up in d heartt of a boy like u. ....

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