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Romance / Re: What Will You Do If You Meet Your Wife Sister Like This In Your House by vanhelsing1(m): 8:52pm On Dec 16, 2017
amani63:
Your wife called you that her sister will come over to the house to stay with the kid that she will not be around and you eventually return from work lol and behold you meet her like this
My brother what will you do in such situation
but wait ohhhhh....is it dat university's have closed already for the section?
cos I expect dis teenager who.formed dis thread to b reading his book seriously.
plssss no more time for foolishness....life is.SHORT...
Romance / Re: Please Help Am Suspecting My Girlfriend. by vanhelsing1(m): 1:00pm On Dec 15, 2017
Deunic:
I and my girlfriend have been dating for 3years now, i never like discussing her pass relationship life because every one of us has our own pass too, so i just focus on trying to build a loving and lasting relationship with her, we promise to be sincere to each other, she use to be the kind of girl that always called and tell me of her day activities in school, i really enjoy it as we always call and tell each other of our daily activities, after she graduate ( last year) she went to Lagos in searches for job, she got a kind of job whish i don't like ( the company is a kind of handling and booking expensive hotels for rich men) i told her to look for teaching job in some school, i contacted my friend in Lagos to help her look for school where she can teach, with the search my friend got one school for her, she went there and told me that the salary is 40k i told her to work since she is staying with her big brother she will not be feeding herself, she agreed but latter she said that she prefer the other job and i said ok ( i have tried my best) after she started working in the company things change , we do not call each other as we use to before, and she normally close from work at around 11p:m late night, this disturb me so much even when i call her she will not pick the call, then latter 30miunte or 1hour she will send tex that she was with a client, i beg her to stop the job since the job has no official prize ( salary) the job is pay as you work, so if you get a rich man that is willing to spend much, the more the man pays the company from there you have your own percentage, she came to visit me and spend 3days with me, i notice one number calling her all the time at night and each time the number called she will not pick it, so the next day the same number called again and i ask her who is that calling her she said is one of their colleague, i ask her to pick the call next time, so the call came again and she pick i notice she was not her self trying to cut the man shut, at the end the man said i love you and she didnt reply back, i pretend as if i didnt heir what the man said after like 1hour i ask her why she didnt reply the man that told her he love her? she said that she is not use in telling someone that, that the man has been disturbing her since and she has no time for the man ( but the way the man was talking to her shows that they have something together) after then she always switch off her phone, after she left things start getting worst, she is not calling me as before unless i call her, when i notice i decided not to call her for 3days and waooo she didnt call me too, when i call her to tell her she is changing she said that the work is stressful that she travel ( to sokoto/ to sukoto/ to warri/ to benin /to enugu / to up and down) that is the reason why she didnt have the time to call me, well i mind my business am doing good on my own, if i call her at night like 4>6 times and next the phone will be off, and may be she call back the next day morning and i was not around to pick her call, she will start sending me numbers of text messages like ( that i should forgive her/ that it pains her to know that am doubting her/ that God knows she is saying the truth/ and that she do not want to have problem with me, e.t.c )
i have never accuse her before, i only have feelings that things are not ok.

please am confuse, is she really seeing someone els or the job is affecting her?
and should i quite the relationship or continue?
ma dear brother and FRIEND...I.feel its difficult to.deal wt a situation like dis...cos its obvious u do love her.but honestly,its a two way thing,cos in .loose situations like dis...u must b a rational thinker..its either a chiker flocking around her,dats y she is scared of picking cos of wat he wil.say or she is having an affair wt him....love is.not a do or die affair.u must b strong n look up the future if it.finally.doesn't work.I feel ur.pain cos it not easy to loose someone u.really love dat way.u could still.let her.b for sometime,it gives her d opportunity to.miss u n maybe.she could realise her mistake on time..
Romance / Re: Please Help! My Boy Friend Has Body Odour by vanhelsing1(m): 3:00pm On Dec 06, 2017
Cutejaelyn:
Hi all, I'm new on this forum after i've been a guest for 2 weeks now. I need you guys to look into this matter I'm facing with my bf now and help me know what to do. We've dated for some months now and I love him. But of recent, I started noticing some foul smell whenever he wakes up from bed every morning or when he sweats a little. I dislike it alot.. I wouldn't have complain if only he never uses body deodorant.. But even when he has upto 3 body spray, he still has that foul smell. Pls what do you think I should do? Should I take him to mountain of fire for prayers?
it seems u r evn playing about the whole issue.wat has body odour got to do with mountain of fire prayers? its very obvious dat u r alredy playing over the situatuion.wen u really need help,pls send anoda post n b serios about it..
thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hi There, Received An SMS That You Have Been Pre-selected? #npowerng by vanhelsing1(m): 10:59am On Nov 22, 2017
jamesbridget13:
yes! I am from rivers n I am preselected. I also know some persons too
thanks....
is.it true dat another list is bn expected?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hi There, Received An SMS That You Have Been Pre-selected? #npowerng by vanhelsing1(m): 10:56am On Nov 22, 2017
npowerng:


Good day, You can check your pre-selection status here http://check.npvn.ng/#/preSelectionStatus
thanks n God bless.... is.it also.tru.dat another list.is.bn.expected frm npower. plsss reply
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hi There, Received An SMS That You Have Been Pre-selected? #npowerng by vanhelsing1(m): 7:12am On Nov 22, 2017
npowerng:
Hi there,

Received an SMS that you have been pre-selected?

#NPowerNG
helo house...may I kw if some persons in rivers state have bn pre selected cos I have checked for almost ten PERSONS but it.keeps saying dat u have not bn preselected.....
can someone intimate me real good??
Thanks
Romance / Re: Can You Tell If I'm Beautiful Enough? by vanhelsing1(m): 5:31pm On Nov 20, 2017
Finestbae1:

Just took a selfie now!
hi lady......plsss stop causing momentum... plsss accept d fact dat u.r.jus ok...but not beautiful....
Romance / Re: How Do You Deal With Pressure From Your Parents To Get Married? Please Help!!! by vanhelsing1(m): 3:20pm On Nov 19, 2017
MrMystrO:
Hi guys, I need a little advice from open minded and intelligent people. I'm a 26 Years old male, and an only child actually. I started my own business even before i graduated at the age of 20, now have some more businesses to my name and In essence, I'm not doing bad for myself. But I'm not really the serious type when it comes to ladies and for Now i don't really see why i Need one in my life as my top priority is to grow my businesses for now before even thinking of venturing into anything like marriage. But as it is i am facing immense pressure from my parents to get married and settle down with a woman, especially from my Mum, understandably because i am the only child she has. But i don't think I'm ready for such right now as i don't even think it would be right for me to do it because of the pressure, as that may be disastrous. But she just wouldn't understand! I love my mum and i really want to make her happy but on this particular issue, my hands are tied and i don't know what to do. Any suggestion guys??
ma FRIEND....u r in a hot seat at d moment...but it's something u can personally handle..we all.face pressures in life but d way we deal wt pressures wen dey come determines our level of maturity..
mariage is very important but it has to.do.wt feeling and psychological preparedness to.delve into.it.
dont allow anyone to presure u.into makin any decision now u might not b ready to make.At d sem if u kw u wod like to.settle down in future,it imperative dat u begin to set mordalities....as in things in place to make dat posible....
think fast n wisely..
life is short..
ma candid advice for u....
Romance / Re: My Wife Packed Condom Along in my Traveling Case Should I Confront Her? by vanhelsing1(m): 6:59am On Nov 16, 2017
Settingz321:
Just received this post now, the person in question need advice as to handle this.

Am dele, I got married to my 2yrs ago and no kid yet.... Recently I traveled for an office appointment issue which consist of 6 delegates i and 5 females, we are to spend like 3weeks, we lodge in a hotel with different room, while going through my belongings only to find out my wife packed condom along with it...... My worries is I've never cheated on her, and I've never given her the impression that I would, same as her to me.
Night before I traveled she has been questioning me y are they sending female along with me, I told her they play the key role there as am only to supervise there work, it's actually a female job, and she stopped worrying.

Now I don't know if to confront her on this or just ignore her action, but to be sincere I wasnt happy since, thinking she has lost the trust for me

Pls what should I do?
ma brother...I have red ur story....
wat I can deduce is.dis..
it seems ur wife belives u flirt sometimes wt other younger ladies..
u can easily tell us over here dat u r focused wt ur wife but wat does ur wife feel bat d matter?
Another reason is ds..
ur wife is trying to play mind games wt u..she is.not giving u dos condoms for u to.use it to sleep.wt dos girls...but only wat she wants from u is for b aware of ur environment n d fact dat u might b vulnerable...
so pls....b wise n do.the right thing....thanks n God bless
Family / Re: “I Can’t Wait For My Parents To Die, So I Can Inherit All” - Guy On Twitter by vanhelsing1(m): 6:44am On Oct 18, 2017
laribari:


Someone said all the things you say are weird and this is a different thread, still you just confirmed what he said. I wonder how long he has been observing you.
eva berry.evn if dat nincompoop nurtures dos tins on his mind,he shouldn't have said it openly.
pls stop supporting evil thoughts..though,birds of d sem feather flocks together.
anyways,u can as well say d sem prayer for ur family.
personally,am expecting to.see ur own words soon...
no more tme for foolishness.
LIfe is short.b safe
Family / Re: The Woman I Hate To Have As Wife by vanhelsing1(m): 6:24am On Oct 18, 2017
Jman06:
Just three things I ask of my future wife:

1. Be faithful to me. Don't even give me any reason to suspect you are cheating on me. If you feel that you are tired of me, give me the divorce papers, I'll respect you and even give some parting gifts.

2. Respect my parents and siblings, they are my first love. Be rest assured that I will never tolerate any of them disrespecting you. I'll have your back always.
if

3. Respect me. Don't use harsh words on me no matter what. I have ego too, don't bruise it please.

Any lady that can give me just the above three will have me wholesale, I'll forgive all her other sins.
dis r one of the nicest words have heard recently from a gentle man like u..u jus hit d nail on d head...permit me to ask if u r d son of a carpenter.
mark ma words,if couples do not exercise self control,u wil jus see how love wil evaporate into thin air...
another quality very essential in a mariage..
SELF CONTROL..

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Romance / Re: I Am In A Dilemma, 3 Women, Don't Know Who To Choose by vanhelsing1(m): 9:28am On Oct 17, 2017
[quote author=FortifiedCity post=61487524]Now this might sound so simple but it's not. I try to make my life as simple as possible but somethings are just turning out to my chagrin.

First, it's my ex that I broke up with early this month. She's back and professing love. This is just crazy.

Second one, I just met few days after I broke up with my ex. She came at my working place for their business. She's into me. Went out with her yesterday for the first time and we shared a kiss. I'm not really taking this so serious bUT again Am i makING the right decision. ?

Third one, MhizzAJ. As funny as it sounds. I haven't met her but I have this feeling that she's my kinda of woman. Trying not to have feelings for someone over the net. Though I don't think she is serious about it, she would have sent me a PM when I told her I don't know how to send. Is love over the net worth the trouble?

Guys,how do I trim this down to the last lady standing?


u r the most unserious OP have eva seen...wats ur wahala self...y not use ur life for something worthwhile....u r old enof to evn father a child.....
stop ds jamboree u r into n be serios..no more time for foolishness.
life is short
Romance / Re: I Saw This Girl's Pic On Facebook and I Became Dazed by vanhelsing1(m): 9:09am On Oct 17, 2017
IamLEGEND1:
She'll later break up with her boyfriend because he is unable make proper eye contact.
dis ur comment funny ohhhh....
u no go allow gehl wey dey jus buy android fone last week....to enjoy her bloom of youth....

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Romance / Re: My Wife Is Going For Service, Should I Impregnate Her Now by vanhelsing1(m): 9:02am On Oct 17, 2017
ma FRIEND,plsss drop dis feelin of no trust n insecurity..how could u bring dis sensitive issue over here...or have u forgotten dat most nairalanders here r naive n lack good sense of judgment,so many unmarried.plssss cultivate wisdom becos it preserves alive its owner...
still thinking evn weda its a cooked story....
be safe man

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Romance / Re: Unbelievable!! I Was Sexually Harassed By A Girl Last Night by vanhelsing1(m): 8:30am On Oct 17, 2017
helo...OP...u did well by not consenting,but wats ur achievement for bringing dis topic over here....its not like u need help on how to combat dis situation...it has already hapend...plssss keep ur love jamborees to ur self.stay safe...
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Marry A Guy Who Doesn't Spend On You? by vanhelsing1(m): 11:11am On Oct 13, 2017
Pheals:
u don't compare unrelated stories... the guy should be the one to call... if what op said was right... although some gals if u spend millions on them they will still leave u for a brat.. but the op may not complain if she is working... she wrote... he doesn't care!
ma friend ...plss dont compound issues here..i have alredy givin d OP posibilities dat could mek his fiance act like dat.
either he is very stingy or something else.
Celebrities / Re: Dapo Abiodun: If DJ Olu Had Gone Back To School, He Wouldn’t Have Died - Father by vanhelsing1(m): 3:30pm On Oct 12, 2017
its really painful to loose a matured guy especially at dis point in time..d family will Really b pained by dis irreparable loss..
I jus need to use dis opportunity to advice youths to b careful wt d kind of life dey live now..
sometimes tragedy hapens to b d result wen u live an over indulgent and excessive lifestyle.
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji And Kate Beckinsale Feature In "Farming" by vanhelsing1(m): 10:41pm On Oct 11, 2017
wowww.das great....kate beckinsale acted in vanhelsing as dat fine girl dat vanhelsing mistakenly killed....
I wod love to wacht DIS
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Marry A Guy Who Doesn't Spend On You? by vanhelsing1(m): 7:47pm On Oct 11, 2017
AmazingM:
Good evening my dear nairalanders. Please I need your honest opinion on this issue because I am very confused now that I don't know what to do.
I have been dating a guy for about three years now. Every thing has been going well. He claims he loves me but he doesn't spend on me. He knows I am still job hunting that I don't have any means of income of my own but he doesn't care at all. How I feed, cloth, recharge my phone, he doesn't know. He doesn't even ask how I cope with all my basic needs as a woman. He doesn't recharge my phone and when I manage to recharge with the little money I have and call him, he won't even reject or ignore the call and call me back knowing well that I don't work. He will make sure he exhausts the little airtime. It is not as I he doesn't have the money, he has it. In fact he is very comfortable but he doesn't spend on me. I am a type of lady that doesn't know how to ask for money but I expect him to know that since I am not working yet, he should assist me with some of my needs but if I don't ask, he will do nothing. I am thinking of leaving him because of this attitude I feel he is taking advantage of my nature. Please help me out. I want to know your take on this issue before I take action. Thank you.
ma dear.two things r involved here...its either he is a very stingy type or he is checking to see if u would remain with him evn if der is no money involved.dis r jus d two possibilities.
lemme giv u a short story.a lady sometime ago complains d sem tin dat her fiance does not care bat her financially,though sje had something doing.wen she finally married dis guy,he showered her wt love by buying her so many gifts.he was evn using a camry while he bought her a jeep.so u understand now...on the other coin,he could b a very stingy one.u should have known if he is naturally kind by now.evaluate ur circumstance carefully n make ur decision...Tanks

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Romance / Re: Spanish Lady Outs Nigerian Guy Who Said He Got Her Number From His Dream (pics) by vanhelsing1(m): 6:43am On Oct 11, 2017
wait ohhh.OP..is she from spain or she is from a spanish speaking African country ?
cos me am not understanding anymore.anyways.....wat has happened has happened...
Religion / Re: Answer This And I Will Stop Being An Atheist by vanhelsing1(m): 7:51pm On Oct 10, 2017
SweetBoyFriend:
It was written in the Bible that God created Adam and from Adam's ribs he created Eve

Adam and Eve had 3 sons that were mentioned in the Bible, they were Cain, Abel and Seth

Let's assume Adam and Eve had no daughters, how and who did Cain and Abel had kids with ?? Their mother ??

Let's also assume Cain and Abel had other sisters that were not mentioned in the Bible, did Cain and Abel have kids with their sisters ??

If they didn't have kids with their mother or sister(s), how did the world get populated ?? Cain and Abel's sister (s) had kids through immaculate conception just like Mary the mother of Jesus ??

If indeed Cain and Abel's sisters had kids through immaculate conception, their offsprings are still related ;
ma friend..how come u kw it was written in d bible dat God took d rib of adam into a woman bt u never came across how humans began to fill d earth or procreate.plsss u really need to.complete d pages of database scriptures n as u read,plss do so wt a open heart except u r jus trying to gain relevance over here on whatsapp by asking questions meant for children in creche....life is too short.use d remaining for gaining basis in d divine authorship,ie Jehovah.
Religion / Re: Jehovah’s Witnesses To Apparently Cease Publication Of Their Annual Yearbook … by vanhelsing1(m): 7:23pm On Oct 10, 2017
ChristianFreedo:
Jehovah’s Witnesses To Apparently Cease Publication of Their Annual Yearbook … We All Know Why

Source: https://jwvictims.org/2017/10/07/jehovahs-witnesses-to-cease-publication-of-their-annual-yearbook/

It was apparently announced today, during the annual meeting of J W, that the publication of their Yearbook would soon cease.* This is quite a switch from when I was an active Witness, as the Yearbook was something many Witnesses looked forward to eagerly. This book gives a rundown of stats and figures of Witnesses worldwide, along with experiences from around the world.
[img]https://questionsforjehovahswitnesses.files./2017/10/iqk7rs.jpg[/img]

Of course, it’s anyone’s guess as to the real reason why this book is apparently no longer going to be published, but I’d like to offer my theories.

Memorial Partakers

One statistic included in the Yearbook is the number of “Memorial partakers.” For those unfamiliar, J W teach that only 144,000 persons will go to heaven when they die, with the rest of approved J W living forever in a paradise on earth. (See this website for more information about that teaching.)

The Witnesses observe the passing of the bread and the wine only once per year, which they call the “Memorial of Christ’s death,” or just the “Memorial.” According to their teaching, only those who belong in that small group of 144,000 (“the anointed,” or “the remnant”) should partake of that bread and wine.

Since, according to J W, the number of persons who are to go to heaven is finite or fixed, it would seem logical that the number of those partakers would decrease every year, as those in that group would eventually pass away. J W themselves embraced this thinking:

“Over the past seven years, from 1974 to 1980 inclusive, [J W] have made steady progress. Their growth is healthy. Only as to Memorial partakers has there been a gradual decline, which is in accord with Scriptural expectations.”
~Yearbook of J W, 1981, p.31


However, there have apparently been over 186,000 partakers from the years 2000 to 2016 alone (see this website). Because of this outright conflict with their own teaching, J W have said that some who would partake may have a “mental or emotional imbalance”¹ or that they “mistakenly think that they are anointed.”²

Having to come out publicly and say that persons in your own religion are either A) proving your own teaching to be faulty, or B) mentally and emotionally imbalanced and don’t know their own hope for the future, is a futile endeavor, and it doesn’t make the religion look good. However, by discontinuing the Yearbook, no one except those at the headquarters of the religion will know how many persons actually partake of the bread and wine, and J W will no longer need to cover their own tracks and refute the actions of their own members.

Growth Rate

Publishing your religion’s growth rate can be a good thing, if your religion is continually growing; this cannot be said for J W, as what little growth they experience seems paltry when compared to the number of hours that are reportedly spent preaching and trying to make new converts. I outlined this information in the post, “J W Spent 2 Billion Hours Preaching in 2015, to Make 119,000 New Converts?”

Of course, my methods of figuring their “growth” may be incorrect, but anyone who runs down their facts and figures, using any accounting method, is probably not going to be overly impressed, especially given the number of hours put into preaching. Pictures I’ve seen inside Kingdom Halls as of late show half-empty auditoriums, and the Pew Research Institute reported that J W have the lowest retention rate of any religion, with some 63% of those raised as J W eventually leaving the faith. (See “Jehovah’s Witnesses: A Case Study in Viral Marketing.”)

By discontinuing the Yearbook, J W no longer need to face scrutiny over their apparently stagnating ranks. They can tell their members that “Jehovah is speeding up the work,” and that they’re experiencing phenomenal growth, and whatever else they want their members to believe, and their congregants will be none the wiser.

Lies

The Yearbook of J W will always include experiences from around the world, but I personally have found some of those experiences to be a bit dubious, at best. In the column, “Did the 2016 Yearbook of Jehovah’s Witnesses Lie In Their Very First Experience?” I note how their first experience in that Yearbook mentioned a couple who “removed their tattoos,” before ever meeting J W, and with no mention of the pain and expense of such a process.

While I can’t come right out and state for certain that this experience was a lie, the mention of multiple tattoo removal in such a flippant, casual way called into question the truthfulness of the experience; in turn, this calls into question the genuineness of all the experiences in the Yearbooks, at least those that cannot be backed up with photos, exact locations, and the like. Again, by not publishing a Yearbook, the Witnesses no longer face such scrutiny over these experiences.

As said, no one but the governing body of J W, and whoever else makes such decisions at their headquarters, knows for certain the thought process behind discontinuing this Yearbook, if this is actually their plans. However, when one particular publication proves your teachings, growth rate, and experiences to be dubious and downright questionable, you are faced with two options; fix your teachings and truthfulness, or just discontinue that publication … and here we are.

¹”A number of factors — including past religious beliefs or even mental or emotional imbalance — might cause some to assume mistakenly that they have the heavenly calling.” Watchtower 2011 Aug 15 p.22

²”In recent years, we have seen an increase in the number of those partaking at the Memorial of Christ’s death. … The number of partakers includes those who mistakenly think that they are anointed. … Others may have mental or emotional problems that lead them to believe that they will rule with Christ in heaven. Therefore, the number of partakers does not accurately indicate the number of anointed ones left on earth.” Watchtower 2016 Jan study ed pp.25-26
young man.its jus so clear dat a good number of us over have seen ur pain.we all understand ur concerns now.what have u gained by typing such lengthy coments to discredit a religion.ma friends sed u r an apostates and dis traits u jus exhibited shows clearly dat u r one,becos u have left db safe true teachings n u r now against d true teachings.
on d matter of yearbooks dat wil b stopped,did u not read dat reports wil now b sent on jw.org websites n broadcasting sites.dos it not sound like more persons will b privilege to read bat d work.ma dear friend,Jehovah still loves u very much .ders room to still display genuine repentance before d great tribulation begins..use ur time more wisely .
no more time for ill feelings n myopic statements...life is too short for dat...
Romance / Re: She Said I Got Sexy Lips - Photos by vanhelsing1(m): 6:58pm On Oct 10, 2017
LifeofAirforce:
I get compliments from girls sometimes and I don't feel comfortable with that ...
young man ,abi young boy,y create a thread and finally begin to insult pple who make comments bat it.actually,I.dont make comments on baseless threads like dis bt u jus keep ranting like a baby without breast milk.I think dat was what caught ma attention...no matter what pple say bat u,lern to display charisma n good manners..
dats ma advice for dos experiencing bloom of youth especially in dis last days...thanks n b safe

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Business / Re: 16 Businesses To Start In Nigeria With N50,000 Or Less by vanhelsing1(m): 6:51pm On Oct 10, 2017
ShitHead:
I don read all the bullshiits you wrote. You should be arrested for Stupidity and Frustration. N50k in Nigeria? I go use am fork ashawo.
ma friend.did I jus call u ma friend?
u dont deserve to b called ma friend becos u r very naive n lack good sense of judgment.I cant become friends to pple like u.d OP outline one d most intelligent businesses u can venture into...u just used 50 k as a start up,if u have more u can start very well...
plssss begin to use d remaining part of ur life wisely.no more time for foolishness.life is short....keep safe

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Travel / Re: 4 Sure Ways To Get Thrown Off A Flight by vanhelsing1(m): 6:34pm On Oct 10, 2017
Ayo4251:
But why is it necessary to turn off the phone?
plsss don't ask questions like u have never broken a chalk or used a slate at school before.u r always encouraged to turn off ur fone becos of interference.
ur fone uses radio waves...
d airplane communication system also uses radio waves.so one must b switched off so dat d pilot do not send u all into mideteraneen sea becos of noises n interference in d background.hope its clear now....
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Isn't Clean Enough Down There And It's Affecting Our Sex Life(pic) by vanhelsing1(m): 5:19pm On Oct 10, 2017
ma dear friend...Its so unfortunate dat u r very naive for bringing such a sensitive topic over here....remember,u r much older dan many ova here dat gives u blind advices.so many youths over here r more useless dan a swine n ds r d kind of pple u need advice from..
plsssd dude,learn to develop ur perceptive powers of reasoning to deal wt situations personally.hope ma counsel will go a long way in fixing u up...
no more time limping on two opinions...life is short...stay cool
Romance / Re: Top Ten Characteristics And Things That Can Be Said About Every Woman! Must Read by vanhelsing1(m): 5:11pm On Oct 10, 2017
Leakdaddy:
How unfortunate it is to be born a woman, how irritating and repulsive it is to be born with a dirty hole b/w your legs and 2 airbags that will surely sag like 50cents trousers one day.
This post I'll list out some characteristics and things all women have in common.
No biasness or discrimination... The list is completely genuine and compiled from thorough and professional research.

1. All women will at a point in their lives become useless (only use will be sex)

2. All women posses that LovePeddler-ish and ashawish characteristics which is embedded in their DNA from birth ( its not their fault)

3. All women are cheap so therefore should always be treated like the dog they are.

4. All women don't care about the affections some poor guys show them... They want to be treated like slaves and sex objects which they truly are... If you foolishly care for them as a guy, you're unknowingly insulting them and what they stand for (Sex Object.

5. All women have a common hobby and Passion in life which is to play guys, sleep around, gossip, get pregnant, get married, sit at home and wait for food, then die.

6. All women are destined to make hell, they know this... They were created by Satan after approval from God... God dislikes them... He openly said this in the bible... Therefore they're all daughters and children of Satan.
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7. All women will at a point in their lives get a permanent smelling vagina.. Which is why u should never marry them, just make kids with the hot and less useless once and dump them when the child turn 15.

8. All women will at a point in their lives become okeokpa... This is and Igbo term which means old fowl... They'll become so useless after their vagina loss its quality and usefulness.

9. All women are evil.. This is also embedded in their DNA... They're evil beings sent to torment men.
.10. All women are animals and lower creatures... You can never understand them... Don't ever try to reason with them.

HELO FRIEND,R U ALSO REFERRING ALL DIS TO UR OWN MOTHER WHO BREASTFED U ?COS UR POST SAYS ALL WOMEN.
I DONT UNDERSTAND IF U WER HALLUCINATING WEN U WROTE DIS CRAP...
PLSSS NO MORE TIME FOR FOOLISHNESS.
LIFE IS SHORT..B SAFE
NYSC / Re: Ogun Corper Beaten By SARS (Photos) by vanhelsing1(m): 5:06pm On Oct 10, 2017
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we see many organizations going down... not just and only due to economic factor.... but... those engaged for hiring... judge base on out look, etc! yes i get everyone's point! saying goes that... your out fit is your mouth piece ... but no matter how I chose to appear should not be used to humiliate me! I am emphasizing on one thing! we can drum till things change... I am not sweeping the risk down the carpet... considering the kindnof society we live in!
far better reasoning dis time around.ur words r in place...u r not far from d truth....a couple of weeks ago,I read how a girl traveling along east west road ws humiliated by sars.our environment is very hostile..one has to b careful...especially south south n lagos environs...b cautious man n stay away from trouble.
God bless
NYSC / Re: Ogun Corper Beaten By SARS (Photos) by vanhelsing1(m): 10:48am On Oct 10, 2017
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you are a big foo.l. so what's wrong with him? must everyone dress ... get the same hair style...! the world is wide with different people with their choices.., stop acting local! anofia!
plssss b reasonable....we r talkin bat a country wia pple r suspected becos of dia dress n grooming....
since we all kw d police suspects first guy's wt dreadlocks n very long beards....y put urself in dat kind of situation...?he could b labeled a criminal n b killed for nothing...
plsssss display wisdom because it preserves alive its owner...
der is no more time for foolishness....
life is short....b safe...

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NYSC / Re: What Gift Should I Give To My PPA? Advise Please by vanhelsing1(m): 3:33pm On Sep 22, 2017
ma young friend.dis is something u shouldn't bring to nairaland to poke fun at.u r old enof to discern wat d school really needs with d help of close friends around.first identify wat d school is lacking,secondly,chek ur pocket.I hope dis suggestion works good

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