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Family / Re: Is It A Crime To Admit That Your Spouse Is Older Than You? (my Story) by vanhelsing1(m): 6:42pm On Aug 30, 2022
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M dear brother...She is naturally a disrespectful person....leave talk
I could somewhat agree with this statement, but I have a question. Isn't this going to be a recurring issue that keeps coming up?.

I tried to date someone older than me with a year, I can genuinely say she loved me because of the evidences I saw but omo the disrespect no be here oh. It was clear cut that she couldn't bring herself to respect someone younger.

I have asked women this questions offline too and the answer I get is that they cannot see themselves respecting a younger man.
Business / Re: GTBank Website Hacked - Customers Cry Out by vanhelsing1(m): 8:41pm On Jul 31, 2022
MrRhymes101:
Make nothing happen to my 2500 naira oo ��
hahahahahah
smiles
Romance / Re: Guys Which One Are You?.... Ladies Which One Is Your Spec? by vanhelsing1(m): 8:18pm On Jul 27, 2022
Wonders shall never end with this kids,are you sexualizing an old me?go for the young ones I had a swell time during my younger years.Oh good old memories, cars were hitting each other those days when I take a walk. Well enjoy your time my son and please thread carefully
It seems u r a very funny person
Lol
TV/Movies / Re: Profile Of Kess, Bbnaija Season 7 Housemate by vanhelsing1(m): 9:44pm On Jul 24, 2022
Downey:
If you take one hour or two Hours each day learning Coding for 3 months...l think you've just did yourself a great favour of Life. Instead of watching one immorality show.
Words of wisdom
Politics / Re: President Buhari Visits Kuje Prisons by vanhelsing1(m): 7:23pm On Jul 06, 2022
ChiefSosa:
Family Reunion. He had to go check up on the bandits to make sure they're safe.

1. Being Proactive, so as to avoid such disastrous situations.
2. Being reactive with sensible solutions, so as to avoid future tragedy.
3. Stop handling terrorists with Kid gloves.
4. Developing a good knowledge of crisis management, other than just going for sight seeing, expressing shock and holding useless closed-door meetings.
5. Not wasting our resources of fruitless travels.
6. Handle situations without being bias.
Shall I continue?
Guy.... Honestly...U r very intelligent...
Ur posts says it all...
Celebrities / Re: Chidi Mokeme's Sister And Cousin Are Dead (Photos) by vanhelsing1(m): 11:12am On Jun 24, 2022
XshegzzyeeiX:


How old are you?
Don't mind him.. Playing over everything..

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TV/Movies / Re: Blood Sisters: Ratings And Review (Nigerian Movie On Netflix) by vanhelsing1(m): 9:08pm On May 06, 2022
[quote author=Taywon post=112588381]I downloaded it yesterday....


Its a nice movie [/quote please...How did u download it...
I work really love to have it too...
thanks
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Ignored Me At A Party She Invited Me To! I Am Confused by vanhelsing1(m): 8:57am On May 02, 2022
oz4real83:
that is where she made the mistake, it may be as a result of immaturity. She should have at least met you guys casually to say hi before disappearing among her people. She may mean no harm, just lack of common sense.
True explanation to the situation
Sports / Re: Ancelotti Is The First Manager In History To Win All Of The 'Big Five' Leauges by vanhelsing1(m): 9:29pm On Apr 30, 2022
venabili:
Fantastic. Which club in ligue 1?
PSG
Foreign Affairs / Re: Zelensky Urges Biden Not To Sanction Russian Oligarch, Roman Abramovich by vanhelsing1(m): 7:48pm On Mar 24, 2022
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Why u dey carry matter for head??
so many speculations are on the internet!!have u confirmed this information to be authentic and true... Please calm down...The world is not urs
Foreign Affairs / Re: Zelensky Urges Biden Not To Sanction Russian Oligarch, Roman Abramovich by vanhelsing1(m): 7:47pm On Mar 24, 2022
uunwanaobong3:
So zelenskyy is now a God that decided who to sanction or not?


I blame Russia for delaying flattening the entire Ukraine to the ground! ..... This man call zelenskyy talk too much and most of his boastful talk is so annoying and daring at the same despite being at the mercy of Russia.

Putin should end this man asap. And spare us this war, no more bloodshed.
Why u dey carry matter for head??
so many speculations are on the internet!!have u confirmed this information to be authentic and true... Please calm down...The world is not it's..
Education / Re: Can A Third Class Graduate Apply For Masters In The USA by vanhelsing1(m): 2:56pm On Mar 24, 2022
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u well at all with this type of advice?
Romance / Re: On Bed With My Girl Last Night, Urinated In My Dream; And I Waked Up Embarrased! by vanhelsing1(m): 10:08pm On Mar 19, 2022
LikeAking:


u DRANK too Much water b4 bed. Sorry!
this is simply the answer and the truth
..lafsss
Romance / Re: AAU Student Slaps Her Boyfriend As He Proposes To Her in Public (VIDEO) by vanhelsing1(m): 12:26pm On Nov 06, 2021
Skyfornia:
grin grin Mr Simpson according to nairaland misogynists.

The lady gave him a SIMPle slap for being a Simpleton
funny u...
I like it ryhmes...so hilarious...
the guy na dunce
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Cross' Pastor Mum Gifts Him A Bible (Photo, Video) by vanhelsing1(m): 1:24pm On Oct 09, 2021
PlayMaker14:
The Alcohol lover needs more than one Bible though... A dude who can guzzle a full bottle of Ciroc and ends up being carried like a bag of wasted pumpkin leafs to his bed by ladies, deserve more than one Bible.
chaiii
guy u get mouth ohhhh
Phones / Re: 5 Reasons Why Android Still Beats The Iphone by vanhelsing1(m): 9:45pm On Oct 04, 2021
Ojycelarma:
What's the difference between device and operating system biko nu
very big difference dear...
operating system is the interface/link between u the user and the phone itself.it is a system software...
while device is the entire phone itself...
That topic lacks the right grammatical expression.
The one who brought the topic should have said ...The difference between Android fones and IOS (iPhone operating system) fones.
.
Family / Re: I Don't Find My Wife Sexually Attractive. Please Help by vanhelsing1(m): 11:58am On Sep 10, 2021
dahmie2013:

OP, be more specific. Answer the above questions
social man...u asked the most intelligent questions any psychologist would ask him...u r simply intelligent but the one who claims he finds his wife sexually unattractive is not..He married her out of infatuation...and nothing more ..
don't waste ur time advicing a swine who wod later bathe in the mire..
thanks

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Crime / Re: 72-Year-Old, 42-Year-Old Men Rape 17-Year-Old Nurse Apprentice In Ekiti Hospital by vanhelsing1(m): 4:12pm On Sep 03, 2021
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judetov2:
(1) 17 years old is no longer a minor
(2) it was not a rape case, business gone wrong.
(3) 72 year old man can not rape a 17 year old gal.
Ur argument is blind abeg...
what if he threatened with a knife...!!!!!!!
please receive sense...
thanks...ma humble advice
TV/Movies / Re: Gulder Ultimate Search (GUS) Is Back In 2021 (Everything You Should Know) by vanhelsing1(m): 6:25pm On Sep 01, 2021
Emmaxplus:
How through is this op?


Meanwhile lalasticlala can help do justice to this so other nairaland members can see
And maybe join the search


grin grin grin shocked
Hmmmm
far better than this crap called BBNaija....
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Sports / Re: Tammy Abraham: My Main Striker Should Come From Africa – Mourinho by vanhelsing1(m): 12:39pm On Aug 21, 2021
dapsoneh:
Was Kareem Benzema of African Origin? Why did you not push for an African Striker when you were at Real Madrid?
chaiiiii
na wa for u self...
benzema look like white?
he is Algerian na
.
maybe ...u don't watch football
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brentford Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 13th August 2021 by vanhelsing1(m): 9:50pm On Aug 13, 2021
CheedyJ:

If I’m dull and I can still differentiate between lose & loose then your case is terrible ...learn to pass your comments without throwing insults , everybody ain’t your mate here..
sorry please..I don't know how to exchange words with people..
gdnite please

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brentford Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 13th August 2021 by vanhelsing1(m): 7:50pm On Aug 13, 2021
CheedyJ:
Arsenal will lose, period..
u dull well well if u feel arsenal go loose..
chaiiii
TV/Movies / Re: Yerins Evicted From Bbnaija House by vanhelsing1(m): 7:26pm On Aug 08, 2021
We were all expecting him to go...
No one is surprised..
So sorry Dude

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Religion / Re: Russia’s Mysterious Campaign Against Jehovah’s Witnesses by vanhelsing1(m): 7:33pm On Jul 25, 2021
haddeylium:
Jehovah's Witnesses are peace loving people and we follow and obey the law of whatever country we reside and seek peace with our neighbors without the use of FORCE. We pay our taxes and no country has anything to FEAR from US.

We are encouraged by the FAITH of our Russian brothers and sisters and their enduring heart in this critical times. Their strength and faithfulness is a joy to behold. They are in our prayers and Jehovah will continue to SUPPORT them.
amen
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by vanhelsing1(m): 8:45pm On Jul 24, 2021
Vianna:
Finally it's here. cool
useless program especially for youths
Celebrities / Re: Chichi Morah: Sound Sultan's Wife Breaks Down At His Funeral In New Jersey by vanhelsing1(m): 7:43pm On Jul 12, 2021
chatinent:


Proudly, I am.
Woww..am one too .
wch Cong and wats ur geographic location
Celebrities / Re: Chichi Morah: Sound Sultan's Wife Breaks Down At His Funeral In New Jersey by vanhelsing1(m): 8:49am On Jul 12, 2021
chatinent:
Life is a mist.
R u JW?
Sports / Re: Italy vs England: Euro 2020 Final (3 - 2) On Penalties On 11th July 2021 by vanhelsing1(m): 4:07pm On Jul 11, 2021
badboyTee:
any guess on the correct score I wanna bet a fortune on it and if its accurate you get your share
Italy 1 : England 0
Health / Re: Help Out Oral Infection Graphic Photo by vanhelsing1(m): 8:00pm On Jun 20, 2021
CharisEleos:
Since when did it start?

Have you tested for HIV?

Also, make sure it's not Cancer. Go and test for these two things before further treatment.

In the meantime, get vit B2 for sore. And suck on one tablet three times daily.
na wa for u self...ohh....
jus because he has an infection...
u r recommending hiv and cancer test...
it's obvious he has tonsillitis
it happened to ma younger brother...
It could be oral trush....
sometimes...When u consume much antibiotics...
it can cause it too...
please no make the guy mind fly abeg...
I blame the sufferer Sha
... instead of going to a good hospital for check up ....he is coming here to ask someone who studied accountancy and business administration

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Sports / Re: Paul Pogba Removes Heineken Bottle, Follows Cristiano Ronaldo's Footsteps (Video by vanhelsing1(m): 11:54am On Jun 16, 2021
AJOBI77:
Baba knows the implications of having pile(Jedi Jedi) grin grin
It's a religious standard for the Muslims to forbid Alcohol.
Pogba is a Muslim..So u now understand why He put the Heineken under the table..
thanks
Travel / Re: Have You Ever Met Someone Really Nice While Traveling And...? by vanhelsing1(m): 12:51pm On May 25, 2021
Naijagram:
Anyway, let's just say I met someone really nice while transiting on a long journey. We talked for hours. It seem like we have known each other for years. I really wanted to get to know the person more. I didn't even ask for the person's name or even phone number.

I regret not asking for her number.

Have you been in similar situation before?
Let me have your thoughts.
I could remember vividly when I was schooling in Calabar,I was coming back home to PH for holidays..I was opportune to sit close to a young beautiful lady,so we got talking.30 minutes into the journey..she bought snail for her self and for me...At first I declined but later accepted cos sh insisted dat I take some.So I started thinking about her to buy something too so that the equation will be balanced..After one hour into the journey..I got a huge bunch of bananas,she firstly said she wasn't going to eat but I also insisted and she accepted eating the bananas..30 mins time...She started feeling pains in her tummy..I was really scared..I tried to find out wat was wrong with her,she refused to tell me and continued writhing in pain.Later she opened up and told me she in her period and because of the bananas she took,it caused her some discomfort cos of the sugar content.I regretted sharing the bananas with her.If I had known...I wod have kept ma fruit to maself.I asked her if I ws going to stop the driver to buy drugs in a chemist along the road..She said I shouldn't worry ....dat she will be fine.. u can imagine me...I was sweating in an AC fitted calculus bus.it wasn't funny.. because of the incident..I could not take her number...I totally forgot..cos of fear.I kept saying sorry to her until I alighted from the Vehicle..
It's one experience I won't forget in a hurry..
Lesson point..:Don't force or pressure people into taking an action..

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Romance / Re: I Am 31 But Never Had Sex Before, Am I Okay? by vanhelsing1(m): 7:15pm On May 20, 2021
Ibadanpikin:
I am a 31 year old man i have never been in a relationship with any lady talkless of sex. I stammered a litttle bit so i find it very hard to toast a lady. Any time i try talking to a girl i begin to stammer and my heart beats fast, its so embarrassing, some of my friends think i am impotent or gay.
How will i marry, guys how do u do it?
Very big lie...Ma Friend...u just created this thread to draw attention...I kw u for a long time now..How come u never came up with this topic...
No more time for foolishness ma dear brother cos life is short...

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