₦airaland Forum

YNeme3E:
baba all an trailer,, 911 and MACK...

Lol. On that note, I rest my case

sixtuschimere:
A trailer accident occurred today in the afternoon at Area H,New Owerri, Imo State.

Enyia, is it that you do not know the difference between trailer and 911 lorry?

It can also mean "change" as in." i búhàrì önö di" that is to "change a situation"

Looool. Igbo language, u 2 much!

It is Official! Nigeria is 202 years behind USA.

I have an ID card holder in my wallet solely for the purpose of containing the many cards.

I think it will be a difficult project to have an all-in-one card in today's Nigeria. The various agencies see issuance of card money making ventures.

eunisam:
releived!

This your" releived" dey normal so? Or is it the rush to be FTC?

Nairaland has gone worldwide. Pls do the needful and save us the embarrassment.

To my chinese people, thanks for coming to our rescue. .

My mind don almost cut. I thought the OP was referring to Rivers state.

But then, which one be River state

dlox147:
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“...If you want to use your dollars that you got from somewhere else to import rice, no problem!

You are not going to ban importation of rice but if one has dollars stashed away (from public fund), one can import. No problem

I can now see clearer where this country is heading to

One is verified and the other is yet to be verified. Wow

eastman11:
Soludo is an APC member and will always see things from a biased stand point. He did not mention that even when okonjo Iwuala insisted that our foreign reserve be beefed up some governors insisted that it must be shared and some of them went as far as instituting legal actions against Mr. President, now they have turned it into a political weapon against him.

Will sharing $1b or $2b really affect the foreign reserve if the govt had been making enough savings? Of what use is ur fat bank account when ur kids are dying of kwashiokor?

Looking at countries like Malaysia, Brazil, South Korea etc, u'll know we don't have any business been where we are. Imagine, 4GW of electricity for 170M ppl! When the standard in today's world is 1GW of electricity for 1M ppl!

I really don't know how any human can get Nigeria and Nigerians out of this black hole?

In Nigeria, stealing is not corruption. Only if the stealing is a small one.

According to you, OP, the 19 year old" fail" in love. So she don automatically fail. No bi so?

greatestboss:
Hmm...Why did you say so?

I drive a Lexus ES 300 and the car's security is something else! I'm used to pinning from inside to lock the door(without using the key).

One day, I parked, opened the door, pinned the central lock, then came out only to see that I needed to park wella. So I went in again, closed the door(locking it) and parked well. An attempt to use the central lock button to open the door triggered the alarm. I was locked in with the horn honking at full blast.

Since the rc was bad, I had to wind down to unlocked the car with key from outside.

I was impressed with the lock down mode (as u press to unlock, the central lock button is returning into lock mode within a fraction of a second)!

Yungwizzzy:
This is politics section Mr blogger

Ms blogger

exquisitelady02:
Our Kim Kardashian.

Kim too brief in size, like maltina bottle

datguru:
They are paid to come

Repeat after me. They "were" paid to come.

Again, again. Good.

Now go back and correct that your very simple sentence.

At all, at all na witch. I go manage #87. But...

Hapuya:
lol, before nkor? like father like son! Infact no further proof is required!

Lol

If the young man is sure of what he's saying, he would have waited after the election to go public.

Now his revelation is denting his "dad's" re-election bid. Is he that senseless?

Actually, a system like SAP could be used to curtail corruption. Okonjo Iweala had once advocated for improved e-government.

If such a system were in place, a minister like Oduah would not have had access to approve a contract of 200+ million fortthe two cars (more than twice her approval limit)

My concern is: what happens to persons who manipulate such IT system to steal public fund under Nigerian law?

@OP, He knew all these while that advanced tech could be used to get rid of corruption and he is yet to deploy it?

Again, did he budget for the IT system he intend using in this year's budget?

Collynzo9:
Is there a course known as biology?

Lol. You suppose be Collynzo "00"

Collynzo9:
You are an illiterate like your mentor Buhari.
So a Civil Engineer cannot refer to himself as an Engineer?

Is there a course known as engineering?

The bag of rice and the chicken without (en) still remain abi?

ayooluniran:
.....he further said an additional way to fight corruption is to make access to funds IT based, at least you only steal what you have access to.

Why has he not deployed the IT based access to funds since the time Okonjo-Iwuala started advocating for e-government?

I also read that he will use advanced tech to track corrupt person. So, what will he do after tracking down a corrupt person? Reward him/her with ticket to senate?

@OP, you didn't introduce her well

She started her career with the audit department of the Central Bank of Nigeria before venturing into commercial activities in 1983. Her business experience started with the importation and distribution of photographic materials and she introduced the Konica brand of photographic materials into the Nigerian market and West Africa soon after being said to have dealings with running a drug cartel.

Hajia Bola Shagaya is also the managing director of Practoil Limited,[5] one of the largest importers and distributors of base oil in Nigeria, serving local lubricant blending plants. Her businesses also includes huge investment in real estate, spanning across major cities in the country with over three hundred employees.

She is currently on the board of Unity Bank (Nigeria) Plc[6] (formerly Intercity Bank) and has been for over eight years. She is also a member of the recently inaugurated Nepad Business Group – Nigeria. Hajia Bola Shagaya is a patron of the Fashion Designers Association of Nigeria, (FADAN), and a fashion and art enthusiast who supports and encourages the fashion and art industry. She also loves sports, especially polo. On the 22nd of July 2010, she was awarded by the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan (GCFR), the title of Member of the Order of the Niger (MON).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bola_Shagaya

It is only natural to guard the source of ur daily bread

Anglican Bishop of Enugu passes the ball to Catholic Bishop Conference of Nigeria. Can they take the shot from outside of the 18 yard box? Oh no. They decide to pass the ball to Catholic Bishop of Enugu it seems he'll have a clear shot as he is within the 6 yard box. Can he take it.

Wow, what can he do with the ball as it's approaching...

Which way Nigeria