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Politics / Re: Another Stowaway Boy Arrested In Benin Airport by Vansnickers: 9:58pm On Sep 02, 2013
Award him a Scholarship!!!
Religion / Re: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by Vansnickers: 6:42pm On Sep 02, 2013
Obinoscopy: The poster wasn't refering to any nairalander in particular, my opinion though.

I was banned for calling Nigerian Christians and Muslims Stup!d.
Religion / Re: Interesting Videos On Evolution/creationism/spirituality; ETC by Vansnickers: 6:32pm On Sep 02, 2013
^^^^
[img]http://4.bp..com/_Ko09bkZ7O-c/S-xj5Wp4udI/AAAAAAAAAKA/rq9QJ8z6b_U/s400/serious_face.jpg[/img]
Very funny Miss Kails. I will liken my current facial expression to the Pic above. You claim that i hate God, please don't make me laugh, how can i hate something i don't believe in? Do you hate the Boogeyman? CPT= Colored People Time?!


Please Miss Kails, look over your Posts on this Thread and show me the ones that contain facts that disprove my Points. What you call facts, are merely conjecture and suppositions.
Fashion / Re: Demand For Padded Bras, Artificial Bums Rises by Vansnickers: 6:14pm On Sep 02, 2013
jude33084:

Oh boy see levels cheesy
What is a back squats? grin

[img]http://4.bp..com/-DPIYBdnXIaA/UelZ6Qev9iI/AAAAAAAAF_Q/aJ08ZIhdLDI/s1600/CF+404+6.jpg[/img]



Fashion / Re: Demand For Padded Bras, Artificial Bums Rises by Vansnickers: 6:03pm On Sep 02, 2013
Do back- Squats in the Gym, instead of buying all these butt enhancers.

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Religion / Re: How Can You Prove To An Atheist That God Exists? by Vansnickers: 5:50pm On Sep 02, 2013
Pattey:

Personally, i feel the fact that supernatural powers exists is sort of proof of that. But if you doubt super natural powers exist, please come around and lemme show you some people to offend; a trial will convince you. The source of that power behind super natural powers is something i'd say God has a hand in.

Why don't you go and show James Randi, he has a one million dollar prize for anyone that
can prove the supernatural exists. Go there and prove it to the whole World.

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Religion / Re: How Can You Prove To An Atheist That God Exists? by Vansnickers: 5:45pm On Sep 02, 2013
alcuin:
A wise fool you are.... Answer me, what is thought Thought itself is a creation of the Creator, and it can not conceive what is higher than itself. Can a painting know its creator? Can a car have full knowlegde of its inventor?
Indeed, many people think they are thinking while in reality they do not.
It is correct that the "conception" of God held by the religions is their own creation but God is.

Why do you people like to recycle arguments so much? St Anselm 's Ontological argument that you put up there, has been disproved time and time again, even by Immanuel Kant; who believed in god.

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Religion / Re: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by Vansnickers: 8:08am On Sep 02, 2013
Logicboy03:


You hounded me and other people calling them "olodo" not once not twice...you wrre doing it constntly.


Abeg.....no one supported you then....you were not in your right mind tnen....Outcast mode


True, his Trolling ways are still fresh in my Mind. Thankfully, he has turned over a new leaf.
Religion / Re: Keep The Faith - The Problem Of Science With God by Vansnickers: 7:16am On Sep 02, 2013
LOL! I've lost count of how many times this nonsense has been posted.

Deluded People.
Religion / Re: Interesting Videos On Evolution/creationism/spirituality; ETC by Vansnickers: 4:57am On Sep 02, 2013
*Kails*:
Some folks like to argue just to argue.
I am still waiting on proof from you kalvan that they
got their spot on info from other humans lol.


If you dont know the history of,these ppl dont argue with me...you will only lose...well you already did actually. tongue

Why should i give you proof?! You were the one that made the claim that their knowledge had "spiritual origins", you should be the one to give me proof showing this!


On the last Part of your post:

It seems you have joined the League of Extraordinarily Deluded People, i hope you enjoy your time in the "prestigious" Club.
Religion / Re: How Can You Prove To An Atheist That God Exists? by Vansnickers: 2:48am On Sep 02, 2013
enilove: The only way is to tell the atheist the truth that he is a mad man.

I've just reported you for your comment. You'll learn Today.

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Religion / Re: How Can You Prove To An Atheist That God Exists? by Vansnickers: 2:45am On Sep 02, 2013
Babiloko: [b]d classic wrk chovot halevovot quotes dis beautiful parable......once a rabbi entered a king's palace nd was granted audience wit d king. Nd d king asked im a question,"hw do u knw d existence of a creator?". D rabbi respectfully askd d king 2 liv d room 4 a short time. On d table was a quill,an inkwell nd sum paper. While d king was out of d room,d rabbi wrote a very beautiful poem on d paper. When d king returned he noticed d poem nd was amazed at its poetic style. D ink was stil wet nd d king praised d rabbi 4 writing such a beautiful poem. D rabbi replied dat he had nt written d poem, rather, he had taken d inkwell,poured it into d paper nd d letters formed themselves. D king ridiculed such suggestion sayin it wud b impossible for d ink 2 arrange itsef into a single letter,let alone a word,let alone a sentence and certainly nt a beautiful poem! The rabbi replied, "there is ur ansa. If d ink in d inkwell cannot form a poem without d hand of a poet. Then certainly d world. Wich is infinitely mur complex dan d poem. Could nt possibly form itsef without d hand of a master creator![/b]

Yawn! Yawn! Yawn! Same old beaten-up argument.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Which Insect Or Animal Will You Want To Cease To Exist? by Vansnickers: 12:34am On Sep 02, 2013
dohiswill:
Mosquito in US? U see am there or na fabrication, because I hear say na for tropical region then dey find them

Yes, when you go camping in the woods, they make sure you bring Insect repellent. There are Mosquitoes everywhere.


More:
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/08/20/mosquitoes-summer-usa/2678021/
Nairaland / General / Re: Which Insect Or Animal Will You Want To Cease To Exist? by Vansnickers: 7:19pm On Sep 01, 2013
Itoroetti :


And why don't we have mosquito in the developed countries since they are more enlighten with regards to the ecosystem than us?
Why is the mosquito only in developing countries?

There are Mosquitoes everywhere even in the developed countries. The only difference is that the developed countries make sure they control how they spread. In the US, you mostly find mosquitos in the woods(great outdoors/bush). Mosquitoes and houseflies are mainly eaten by Geckos, without those insects, the Gecko population would be at risk.
Nairaland / General / Re: Which Insect Or Animal Will You Want To Cease To Exist? by Vansnickers: 7:19pm On Sep 01, 2013
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Nairaland / General / Re: Which Insect Or Animal Will You Want To Cease To Exist? by Vansnickers: 7:16am On Sep 01, 2013
Nonsense! All Animals are needed for the maintenance and survival of the Ecosystem.

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Science/Technology / Re: A Helicopter Controlled Mentally by Vansnickers: 11:03pm On Aug 31, 2013
Uyi Iredia:
SMH. As expected from one who argued gay was exclusively a result of Nature and hence moral. Ignoring well-known facts of how prolonged contact with men, especially in places like prisons with no means of intimate union for heterosexuals, variably leads to homosexuality. Didn't properly rebut my point that genetic determination doesn't justify the morality of a thing, since he had a prior bias to support gays. Science once said gay was a disorder, times changed and science did and now, gay is okay. Part why I'm not as impressed with science (or talk of it as if it rubber-stamps an idea) despite its good. That said, to help you out consider that decades back homosexuality was a taboo in the lands condemning us for homophobia, by proper organisation into supporting communities, campaigns and personal interactions they've swung the moral compass of your likes in their favor. Ergo, you caught the 'gay is okay' bug.

I'm banned from the Religion Section, so i'll reply you here.

Sexual Orientation goes beyond Sexual Intercourse, you over-simplified it. Prisoners in prison may have sex with other men but that does not mean their Sexual Orientation has Changed. At most, they may become Bi-sexuals but not Homosexuals. Yes i agree, Homophobia was in Vogue many years ago, but enlightenment has shown us that if a Trait is determined and completely independent of Freewill then we can't blame the Individual.
Religion / Re: Church Sign Has A Message For Homophobic Christians by Vansnickers: 7:54am On Aug 31, 2013
m-ployer:
I am homophic, no apologies. The truth is no one is born gay, dat evil is contagious. Imagine how many people would be infected if they are allowed operate freely. People with contagious diseases are usually confined in Isolated places for d safety of the masses, Gays should not be an exception.

Please explain to me how Homosexuality is contagious. Don't forget to include scientific evidence that back up your point.

Deluded Mor0n .

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Culture / Re: Aro Roots Of Ikwerre, Igbo Identity Crisis By Chidi Osuagwu by Vansnickers: 7:48am On Aug 31, 2013
oturugo: Radoillo
Stop chatting nonsense here. Have you stayed in Rumuigbo or those communities with Igbo fixation to conclude they may not be Igbo. How can a group of people within Igboland call their town Igbo this and that yet you are not sure if its Igbo.
If you are an Igbo, am sure you will know that till today, people still bear Igbo as a surname.You will not know this because you are not Igbo, so stop discussing Igbo affairs so that you dont mislead readers who come here
to learn. Please stop this nonsense.

Why the desperation to claim People that are not willing as your tribesmen? He made a valid point.

@topic
I don't see why the Igbos want to claim the Ikwerres so badly. It's not by force. That's all.
Religion / Re: Church Sign Has A Message For Homophobic Christians by Vansnickers: 11:50pm On Aug 30, 2013
Ajibam: Romans1
Vs21 
Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.
Vs22
 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,
Vs23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things

Vs24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:


vs25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
Vs26
 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Vs 27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
vs28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; vs29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
Vs30
 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,

Vs31
 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:

Vs32 
Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.[/b]

Jesus loves you,,this is the end of age,,
Nothing should take you by surprise again,,just focus on making it to heaven,,,repent now,,,a minute more may be late
Shalom


Okay.
Religion / Re: Church Sign Has A Message For Homophobic Christians by Vansnickers: 11:23pm On Aug 30, 2013

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Religion / Re: Atheism! Largely Triggered By Religious Hypocrisy by Vansnickers: 6:56pm On Aug 30, 2013
Emusan:

Ask anyone who is a worshiper of the bold whether he/she has ever feel His presence or having a real encounter with Him?

Have you had a real encounter with Yahweh?
Religion / Re: Christians Should ‘repent’ Over ‘wicked’ Attitude To Gays - Anglican Head. by Vansnickers: 6:54pm On Aug 30, 2013
Evil Brain:

Everybody who doesn't hate gays must be gay. Everybody who supports equal rights for midgets must be a midget. Senseless logic.

I agree with musKeeto. Fanatical Christianity is nearing its last bus stop in Europe. Maybe soon, it'll be gone from Africa as well. Then we can focus getting rid of the Islamic nutcases.

That's the real battle.
Religion / Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by Vansnickers: 4:31am On Aug 30, 2013
Is this not the non-Christian Chat-box?! Why is it filled with Christians? The only non-Christians here is Pagan9JA.

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Celebrities / Re: Singer Emma Nyra's Release Hot New Photos by Vansnickers: 4:29am On Aug 30, 2013
LMAO!!! Someone went too far with the Airbrush. She looks like a Painting. grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Is Namadi Sambo The Best Vice-President Nigeria Has Produced So Far? by Vansnickers: 3:55am On Aug 30, 2013
You're Deluded.

That's all.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by Vansnickers: 3:47am On Aug 30, 2013
groovie: lafflaff123: Weak guy. Na Snakethem see for una room na you dey shout as if you Shine Mercy Johnson Congo.
Wetin you expect from orientationcamp wey dey bush?i wonder if you come see KPUKPURU BIRD wey them say na WINCH wetin you go do?
When i even see the picture of the small snake i just say this guy FALL MY HAND. Abi you be Aje Butter wey any small thing go cry MUMMY MUMMY?which school you go sef?Convenant?Igbinidion?Redeemer?Babcock?i know say na one of this AJE school you attend thats why you weak like moin moin and see your fellow weak people dey thank God for you lol,for small snake matter and oneeven say na Cobra lol.
If you go school wey them dey doSHOT PUT as toilet inside bush you go know say when you bend down dey poo you go dey see snake around and wetin u go do as you dey KAKA na just to carry stone throw for the snake direction and continue your kaka. So if you dey KAKA come see snake nko?weak guy you fall yourhand.


i laffed so hard at this one, and i keep laffing at it every day

LMAO!!! grin grin grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: What's Your Funniest Post/thread On Nairaland? by Vansnickers: 3:46am On Aug 30, 2013
190: Go hug a moderately wet transformer

  Fstranger





Cut your post according to your own looks

iyatrustee




I did not remove my manliness after first round, I left it inside the kitty while it  soften and re rise again inside the kitty for second round continuation but the job is hard,it is called neatly done bleeping, no condom needed for this kind of bleep and all sperm must be pour deep because no removal of manliness for 2 rounds to be successfully and an attempt for 3 rounds would break your bone

  Born2fuck





he sort of got disoriented after being toasted by a certain nler.
i guess he was caught offguard since he's usually the one doing the chasing, not the other way round.

the lady was pretty direct and totally discombulated [is that a word?] him.

i no know say the man na fashin.

  Tpiah on 190




Name: Tpia Mumu
Age: 63
race: black

Physical Description:5'6, dark complexioned, gray haired wig but other wise bald with a few wisps/ strands and wears correction lenses.
(picture below)

Last seen leaving an Irish pub and believed to be hiding out in various internet cafes in the states.
The senior citizen escaped from "Hope for Cretins" retirement home in the UK
and suffers from post meno-pause like irritability, multiple personality disorder and
OldHag-onitis. She is known to frequent pubs, V0dka and H3nnessey being her favorite drinks.
When intoxicated is known to be aggressive so approach with caution!

Please call 1-8OO-GET-DHAG if you see her! There is a 600 sterlings/ $972 U.S. reward for her capture and return

  Mizdarkskin on tpia 





  I can swear on my life that boy is a yahoo yahoo boy

Reality101




I fell inside Gutter while Looking at nyash

born2fuck




Naija and superstition sha. Hmm, anyway, I love ghosts! Perhaps you could hook me up with a nice looking, 'yellow', and voluptuous one (just like 'wiliwili'). I'd like to see how a ghost reacts when it (or is it 'she') o'r'ga'sms.

  pro01



I was in the class watching indecency video and she was watching the indecency video on my phone with me while my manliness was rising badly.I have to pin it down in style but I think she noticed it  but she did not want to talk

born2fuck




Things wey dey happen 4 campus now-a-days ehn? Even Sodom & Gomorrah go accept say dem be amateurs!!!

yiboboy




Thank you jare 190. HER is not a dog.

xynerise





@sleekch1
what's yours nah, na me do you? NO.
Pls take your demonic spirit faaaar.
I beg of u, jooor o.

sunch




There was girl I bleeped twice in my school, although she was very strict, she is bootilicious and boobilicious Lepa girl, I did everything,lied, fake promise of about 20,000 naira and promise never to hurt her Until she finally let me bleep her, though I bleeped her two times but I was disappointing by her inability to sabbi bleep .her body na supper, I ran away after sex  and never fulfilled any of my promises to her and I did not even give her any money too, now,I have been thinking of her beautiful body, I am trying a way to bleep her the 3rd times since I have been missing such a beautiful body, Can any0ne help me with ideas I can use please. , guys only, I beg oooooooo000

born2fuck



I've once 4uckd a babe.When i startd wit her she was firstly giggling her waste,later she started trembling like one dat has an epilepsy, tearing my bed spread apart. Screaming, yeh, yeh, yeh, you go kill me o, you go kill me o. oooh thank u, o thank u, thank u, thank u. As i was gliding away, she was seriously sucking every part of my body,chest,shoulder&tearing me wit her fingers.I was really enjoying it tho. But after d show nko, see
my body

sunch   
    




[b]I was relaxing in my house Jejeli and got a called from one of my girlfriend,she said she want to see me urgently and it is very important. she told me she is urgently in need of 4k for some reasons which I can't disclosed here. As she was talking, my eyes was on her bosoms while my manliness troubling my trousers. with all she narrated, I gave her 2k plus 500 transport cause she sure girl in term of offer for free option and I will not because of one small messing gas spoil my yansh, I told my  her, you cannot go like that and she replied Wale,I am in her worried, make we short  story off,I grab the backside ooo and then off to my bed. 

Make she off her cloth, she said Wale , no! no!! no!!!, she will only off her trouser and I will have to do it like that since she was in her hurry. as she off her trouser and the poo was I have forgot to buy condom

the girl vex and she claimed, it will be next time, me sef mad and I told her,we will do it like that but I won't release inside.

as I was bleeping, i was watching my release time and making me removing manliness in every suspected release,
na so she dey hold her bosom tight despite cloth on her body,she no even make my body torch her body and she was saying don't stain my cloth please

as I was about to release,I will remove my manliness and the tin go run back,  as the the tin dey finally they rush out, make I pour am for down ooo, na the girl body the tin land. Come see abuse from her mouth
She said, I know your heart is wicked and I tried to say sorry, I bust into laugh with sorry, come make matter worst

the next thing she said was you intentional did this,,ooh my God, I do not know why some people are silly, she said that to herself,Na him I begin look like mumu, I do not know what to do now because she have not even call to say thank you even though the money dey small.Na wetin I suppose do, call her or who is at fault

born2fuck [/b]



Sucking pooosie is the #1 factor for having BLACK LIPS

do you know the amount of HEAT thats been generated from that spot

An average lady generates 7383, 37378843, 376377 MHZ heat from her pooosie

enough to fry plantain and you go put your lips in there,

Surely dont be suprised when your lips become burnt and blackened 


count me out

190




bro you are still in Jamaica as I can see. Pls desist from this igbo smoking its bad for your health as I can see. Be strong!

mr.brownjay on 190



Bros one man meat na anoda man kilishi!

We go mourn the baby matter after, but what shall it profit a man if we loose the pikin still loose the snake meat untop.
Abeg drex back small make we see space arrange firewood,  Na banga soup this meat go fit, with starch and Guiness stout,

God knw say we no see the snake early, if not the pikin for follow chop,

Okija Juju

Damn!!! Born2Fuck is one Insane Dude. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Culture / Re: Aro Roots Of Ikwerre, Igbo Identity Crisis By Chidi Osuagwu by Vansnickers: 1:54am On Aug 30, 2013
I don't have time for all this B.S. politics.

Some people have too much time on their hands.

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