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hmm! just seeing this now o.
I remember my inlaws ate everything o! Even my big bros visited me that morning and ate he even asked for more.
NOOO MY INLAWS WERE VERY MUCH IN SUPPORT OOO!

@joyfullmum welcome to the group. may u have a wonderful aniversary gift. am also trusting God for a 5th yr aniversary gift in early next yr. am waiting patiently to start my ivf cycle soon. All the best, nd see you around.
@oviasouth. so the brigde is still in kaduna, do they do egg freezing there now? when are they moving .

@oviasouth. which clinic are u using now. wishing u guyz d very best.

@olikili. waow. God is so great. sooo happy for u. Congrats dearie. kisses nd hugs to ur little ones.

@pink2 you can get apple cider from departmental stores, for molasses i v only seen it at livestock/agrovet shops.

@blendy, okili ,beliver84, how are u enjoying d kicks.God is ur strength.
Due to the high price of having a donor ivf, i have decided to go back to national hospital in abuja, cos that is the only place as far as i knw that i can hav d procedure for less than a million naira. we dnt want to take chances in using 1.5m for a procedure that we dnt knw wat d outcome will be.
Please in case any one kwns a beta clinic in abj dat i can have it for less cos am planning to go pay my technical fee first week of december and only God kwns how long it will take for dem to get me a good donor.ghrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. am sosoooooo tired. pof is killing me.

how is everyone doing?
@ 0viasouth good to know u have started stiming. are u still using the bridge?pls all you ladies on your ivf cycle, pls try nd relax and eat healthy.
By God's grace hopefully when i start my ivf cycle u all should be like 3 months preggie.
@mama twins and mama triplets hope you are enjoying every moment of ur pregnancy. wish u girls goooooooood health.

pls share with us how you applied.

VENUSS: hello all, i would be sitting for intermediate ii xams in febuary. i need your help with past questions and where to concentrate. regards.

some one pls help with question format. pls.

hello all, i would be sitting for intermediate ii xams in febuary. i need your help with past questions and where to concentrate. regards.

police are now the ones to pass judgement?the neva do there police work finish. that why boko haram is killing them. stupid pple.

@ champs actually am smiling and have tears rolling at same time. its a beautiful site to behold. wishing this for all d ttc mamas oooo. AMIN.

@ okija becareful, u can still be flogged o. lmao. tanks to all my teachers.
author=Okija_juju][b]To all my teachers! Starting with my Dad... The greatest teacher of all... Who taught me so much! I say a big thanks.. Those late night mathematics classes made me an engineer today. To my second teacher and disciplinarian who so happens to be my mum, I say thanks.. All those nights of staying awake while I read, chasing me with a cane to do my homeworks, showing up at school surprisingly and catching me skipping classes, whooping my a*ss in front of the entire school all made me the man that I am today... Thanks especially for the English classes, they are a priceless asset any human being can possess.



To my English Teacher and Integrated science teachers, I thank you for being such hot MILFs. It made me focus so much in your classes and made me strive to be the best and loved by you..

To all my Maths teachers, I hope you all get an(a)lly gang rap(e)d by a bunch of savage gorillas.. You f(u)ckers wasted precious seconds of my life trying to add X +Y = Z

To my Principal in JSS 1 (who just so happened to have been my fathers principal in school) I pray you are enjoying what's left of your life... All the students who passed through you are all grateful for the lesson learnt from you..

To my graduating principal... I have nothing to say to you... Last time I checked, Karma was f(u)cking everything up around you.. You tried to mess with the lives of people's kids, well someone should have taught you that life is a female dog!

To my kindergarten/nursery school teacher who flogged me so hard, I tripped fell and cut my face on a desk leaving me with a permanent scar, I hope to God that someone takes a boiling ring and defaces your daughter..

To my Introductory technology & Technical Drawing teacher, I have to say that you guys were brilliant.. You could teach that course to a blind man and he will become a great architect.. Thanks a billion!! Your lessons paid off big time..

To my Biology Teacher.. You son of a b[i]tch! You made me hate Biology so much I didnt write it in my SSCE.. You b[a]stard!! You teased me and made me the laughing stock of the class so much I hated a simple course like biology!! I hope a micro organism crawls up your a`ss and slowly devour you from the insides out!!

To a teacher named Sir P. No student ever knew the meaning of your name.. Yet you succeeded in flogging the entire student population.. I hope you suffer Arthritis of the hand and lose function of that hand.. You were renowned for only one thing... FLOGGING!! You still hold the schools record of singlehandedly flogging from jss1 - jss3 students 6 strokes a piece without tiring or resting!

To my Geography teacher.. I cant hate you at all... You squeezed so much teenage girls br[e]asts and y[a]nsh I wonder how you carried your little daughter with those same hand at night!!




Good bless all my good teachers!! May their reward be on earth as well as in heaven... Bless my bad teachers as well, they may have been a`ssholes, but some of them were born that way and didnt know no better.. Atleast they taught me not to be like them... And finally THUNDER FIRE all my horrible teachers.. its f[u]ckers like you that make people drop out of school and become hooligans!![/b][/quote]

guys! Do you love teachers or the act of teaching itself? Was there any of your teacher you really liked: in skills, method of teaching, smartness and so on? As a student where you inspired or engouraged by any of your teachers?

If you are to go back to school is there any thing you would do differently?

As for me i admired almost all my teachers; for there love, power, braveness and encouragement. I also do think that education did not also start and end in the four corners of a classroom. A better part of education is also gotten from our homes.

Is there any of your teacher you remember this day? take a moment and say a shout out or prayer to him/her. God bless them all.

Kenistry: all dis jst because he said d truth?
D Truth is actually bitter to folks like ya.

i my own opinion, it doesnt so much matters if one dies a muslim or christian. what matters is your faith,believe in God and ALL HIS PROPHETS. A true muslim or christian would never discriminate the other religion, will never call prophets names and will respect God in which ever language he is mentioned like ALLAH. So christians, stop the hatered cos ther are as much hypocrate in christianity as there are in islam. lets live in peace.

congrats@ believer, and dont stress watsoever. blenddy how are d twins doing.
@ ovisouth. i did not start my ivf, for some reason. maybe i will just go to abj if they move.pls eat healthy and relax. this time its gonna be +ve. just blive

helo beautiful people, my sister is looking for a place to buy quality and affordable products to use in making commercial shampoo, conditioner (and more of healthy items so to speak), fragrance oils, alcohol and every other things invovled in making a perfume as well.

please be kind enough to drop contacts of relaible distributors.in and outside lagos. tanks

hi all, pls am in urgent need of quality fragance oil to buy. if you know of where i can get pls leave address and contact here. tanks.

@paslm23 where are u ? i pray u are coping wel. @ ovia, i think it all depends on how well u respond,bit its usuasll 2-3 wks.

nikkyshyne: Non of those listed by the Op. I find them unhygienic. Dust, catarrh, car exhaust, urine, hands from God knows where, spit, lice, unnecessary bacteria from sneezing, engine oil from mechanics ....the list is endless.

Anything packaged is ok by me. Gala and fanmilk yogo.

now am gonna throw-up. i think about these tins, but does nt stop me frm buyin roasted corn. my sis always say 'disease no de kill africa'

Alwaystrue: Psalm 147:13
For he hath strengthened the bars of thy gates; he hath blessed thy children within thee.




If I paraphrase,God has strengthened the cords of thy womb to carry the baby successfully and God has blessed the children inside you.
Congrats once again....I am excited for you guys....
I pray specially for @Venuss that the Lord will answer her His way in Jesus name.Amen.

AMEN O! i became a silent follower of this tred since i dnt have any news to share. but am so happy am rememberd. where is 'mypeace' how has it bin with her. congrats to all dos expectn. baby dust to us o.

yes, any tym u feel lyk it, take a glass of water, read ur holy book, leak chocolates or honey,eat and sleep. gudluk.

hm ,when did he got married?cos i dnt tink its up to a year for him to have such grown baby that looks more than a month old. the baby is cute. i which dem well.

ohoh. leaving? to where?they shouldnt not yet. im planning to start the procedure thia month end God's willing. i did the first one at nat. hospital abj. no i was nt given any reason for the failure. do u have any frozen embies? just have faith urs will be succesful.

oviasouth: hi all ttc ladies, pls need some wrds of encouragement, been ttc for over 2yrs and had first ivf this april but i just suffered a miscarriage after this first attempt. am so depressd cos we paid all out of pocket and my tubes are blocked we used bridge. am so low at the moment how do we nw save up for anoda. blendy 77 and psm23 am encouraged by you both. congrats bleny on ur preg. can u send me ur email. baby dust to all. its been a rollercoaster.

so sori about this. i guess u used d brigde in kaduna. hope the staff there are nice and not like lagos that blenddy used. am in the north too,will be using brigdes. take a nice rest .
God will surprise u n giv u d strentgh to go on. my first ivf failed at 3wks. its almost a yr n i cantget it off my mind.

ok. tanks. will try this

Tank God for all the goodnews. pls does any one have idea of hw good the brigde clinic kaduna branch is?

hey, how old are u? have u tried visitng a good gyneacologist? if no. do so fast.not to scare you. but this are sypmtoms of earrly menopause. the truth be told: if you are old enouf to marry and you have someone ready do so fast. i know its God that gives children. it will be terrible for any woman in my condition rite now. goodluck

well done pple. good talk goin on here. another major issues that needs shedding light on: finance. wat of pple dat hav good busness idea but dnt have d capital to start. i for example have tins am passionate about: cooking,event decor and hair salon. as i write now one naira pass my power nd i have bin praying o. how do u advice i start. have a nice sunday.

dear able nairalanders, plss i want to barr a certain person call frm, she's just a pest. i ues a nokia 5530. is it possible nd hw? tanks in anticipation

baby dust to you all. i hope to start next month hopefully, will join you ladies then. please if you have any info on ways to reduce high fsh, and better tips on achieving BFP this year, dont hesitate to share the info.