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Was hoping I could get an idea, here.

Please guys,
As a pre-plan, what documents and procedures are needed to do this?
Which government body do I have to register with?

Complete novice question by the way.

Cheers

warrior01: With all these replies i'm seeing here, just wondering had it been it was a woman that was molested to death by 6 men, would the replies be the same? Bunch of hypocrites

For real!!

dowjones: common sense will tell you he was NOT on top..he should have been pinned down hands and feet while the wives rode till his death...and yeah, a man can stay erect even after ejaculation if he is stimulated non stop...research.

What research?? Funny guy. No matter how much stimulation, some guys would just sleep of.

So, an example of that stimulation is?

U lot actually believe dis sht! Still wonder how dis could happen to a man. Except he was pumped full with viagra. Don't know how he could be raped, with his dck still kicking after he cumd!

Nah!

webdezzi: gone are the days when you listen to songs like Rosie, seun rere, Obaro and you fall right away

these days, we have accepted the "it will grow on me" mentality, especially wen our crappy artist throws utter crap at us.

"It would grow on them" mentality. Iis when they are trying to luv d tune by force. So they could say they are "in trend" with stuff. Aka big boys/girls etc

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Decryptor: Thumbs Up to the moderators of this thread! People who make senseless posts with bigotry remarks should have their posts hidden so they can hide their faces in shame. As for the OP, your quest to start a tribal war has failed! Try harder next time

But in all honesty. What makes you think the OP had any intentions of starting a tribal war? Can't he post news like it is been done here on this site, on a daily basis?

Or maybe a law should be passed that prevents the spread of news that speaks bad of any tribe eh? But then, what happens to freedom of speech?

Think the likes of afam4Eva and other eastern bros need to laugh this all off 2bh. Do what the other bros. from other culture do, chat urs back or just neglect or better still, laugh with them. It is news tho isn't it?

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You guys are mean...cmon

eloho85: I studied Electrical and Electronics Engineering

How many years experience? And when is your test date?

AjanleKoko: So long as he has a plan, that is entirely his responsibility.

Ah, well. Next thing people will accuse me of killing their dreams, or raining on their parade.
So I'll leave it at that.

You are a funny boy aren't you? Just want to say something sha! How on earth could you be "killing his/aanybody dream" by making your comment? Eh!

eloho85: Hey everyone. Mine is set for this friday. Anyone with any useful tips pls email me (jewellerybird@hotmail.com). I only have a day to prepare. Thanks

Hey,
What's your field of study? If you don't mind me asking

AjanleKoko: I don't particularly think going out of the country is a bad idea.
But people go out of the country, spend lots of money on accumulating degrees I consider to be useless, and come back to the country - to pursue jobs all over again. Fact is, the schools have figured this out, and have focused on marketing to Nigerians.

You miss a point he said. He says, instead of just siting around doing nothing, he could use that opportunity to do a masters, learn something with the free time, asides voluntary jobs (which a guy could have done for a year and still no job in Nige). So during the second year, instead of going on in a voluntary job; go for a masters (not everybody is into trading).
Although, he'd be spending money. Isn't this a good idea then? Or it's still a waste of money? Note, he could be fortunate to get experience from internships or something better.

So now, what's your take...?

Donxavier: . But wetin man go do? Isn't like to get job in nigeria is easy like that. Unless you re extremely connected or extremely brilliant getting a decent job in Nigeria as at today is very tough with only few making the cut, while the rest languish in frustration and desperation. To me, all this talk of 'it is better to slug it out in naija than jand' is bullshit or 'if only nigerians would apply half of the determination to go abroad to hustle in their home they would make it' is utter bollocks. Naija is in a very bad shape with things getting worse daily yet I don't deny that some are thriving. I think it depends on what works for you.

Guy! Don't mind them! They just chat/write all sort of cold rubbish

AjanleKoko: ^^
Unilever just completed a graduate recruitment exercise. That's probably the only way a fresh grad with no experience can get a job with them.
A corper who served in my department at work got a job with them earlier in the year. A Masters Degree is not a criteria for most graduate programs in MNCs, in Nigeria. Usually a good degree will suffice.

And to answer your question: Volunteer jobs abound, in volunteer organizations. Religious, or social entrepreneurship organizations. Most especially churches. Most of them maintain an extensive administrative network, and often need workers for little or no pay. Then there are lower-level jobs, in small organizations, or contract jobs. You could try to get some of them.



Okay.
So most likely, number 3 is the only reason they are admitting you. Reason 1 is hogwash in my view.

You never answered his question. What happens is Unilever didn't work out like he said, jobs in Nige don't? Understand you said voluntary jobs. But obviously, he can't do that for 2, 3, 4 yrs now can he?

So what could be done? You still think going out of the country is a bad idea? Bearing in mind, it's just an option

@germ-nig, cheers for the answer. Guess maybe they're looking for Chemical engineers then and I'm guessing Geologists

Hold on! How about if somebody just shows up?lol! Bet they don't have any list or a way of knowing.

[quote author=Germ-Nig]I think working experience less than 3 years is considered fresh graduate.have u written the test thx[/quote]No haven't. Ah, didn't know that. So how many years experience u say you have? And what field are u in?

[quote author=Germ-Nig]Hi zenga,

I also recieved an E/mail from Dereck on Friday.I was told that they are to send me more details abount the test in the nearest future.Did you recieve such E/mail if yes have they sent u the test center and time.Below is what i received from them.


Good day,



You have been selected to participate in the 2012 Engineering Recruitment & Selection Process. The first step of the process is an aptitude test and you will be contacted shortly by our vendors, Dragnet Solutions Limited who will provide details about the test.



Candidates are reminded that irrespective of this invitation, they will NOT be permitted to take the tests if they do not meet the eligibility criteria (possession of Bachelor degree with a Second Class Upper in relevant engineering disciplines) as advertised.[/quote]Hey Germ-Nig,
Hope u don't mind me asking. But how many years experience do u have working in ur field or are u a fresh graduate?
Just trying to understand something lol

justwise: You really have problem with your little self, what is all these rants all about? Those cities i pointed out to you have a large number of Asians hence in a way agreeing with you that if you live in those cities it will feel as if you live in India.

Guy is hating! Leave him!

mobsy: Yes I am and the sender was someone with an exxonmobil email address. Please let me know if you are contacted.

Yes, same here. Was sooo contacted. The perspn was a 'she' from the name yh? Name was O_ _ te yh?
Thinking of calling her.

Funny, cos actually felt special when I received the email lol! Thinking, wow, I got emailed. Then I thought, had to be batch sent, since it started with, "Dear Candidate" lol!

This is for Engineering 2012 too right? Anybody doing this for the same Engineering 2012?

So go on. How did you go about it? Sure pple wants to know.

Via family/relationship to british families?
14/20 yrs overstay(human right)?
Marriage?
Have a child?
Point based (or whatever its called)?
Etc

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]SHE LOOKS SO CREEPY, LIKE A LIZARD/SNAKE


https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3466/3252141176_4e099c0461_z.jpg?zz=1[/quote]Haaaaating! She's gooorrgeous sheeez! Unique

Curious. Since you just got this, were your required to denounce your nigerian citizenship? Heard its so in The US. Ask cos, British from birth and we have nigerian passports. But since u just got this, is it still legal to have nige passport?

Ooh yh and congratulations

ifyalways: Very pathetic.Men fighting anddying over a puccie!

Figured girls would be happy their puss[i]y[/i] has this much of an effect of guys.

Pathetic? Explain

Odunnu: What a shame! The ones that died now, what would they tell God is the remote cause of death? Shame!

Obviously, it was cos of u lot. Female species. PumPum carrier, the humans with d addictive hole/s, etc...
Tell us now, how is it a shame? Going after a pros[i]t[/i]itute; yh cud be. Fighting over a female; confirmed human/animal behaviour.

warrior01: Another dumb post. Let our youths stop looking for non existent white collar jobs and be more creative. Opportunities abound in Nigeria for those that are ready to work. The problem is that most of us want the easy way out and thereby neglecting the ever present opportunities around us

Shhhhhhh u too

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