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You are 35 claiming 21. They put you on training regime and diet for 21 year olds and you couldn't handle it.

Karma.

That's my good friend VeryWickedGoat. He told me it tastes like agbado and cassava.

Dumb country.
Imagine the fuss over an ordinary balloon. How will these ones cope in a real war?

No wonder Vietnamese farmers destroyed them.

Seeing my own son coming out through CS instead of the proper way like a real mammal because the mother was an irredeemable failure.

ASAPFERG:
Adebisi Omo Ajah (23) and Omoye Godswill Oyekansi (23).

Dis people again!!

The same Obi they said has no structure is now so powerful that he controls CBN. Combining agbado and cassava dries brain cells true true.

So bread goes with agbado and cassava?

I will still have a threeesome with these two bitches. Just let me finish my Odogwu Bitters first.

captaininiobong:
I was shocked when i began to see my little sister exhibiting some strange character, if not that i stood up, it would have been a hell. Either she would have carried unwanted baby to live with us but i swear at the begining i started noticing this in her, i became to act like lion. At her slightest mistake i will stone her with anything i see. That was when she started having sense small small.

Wow. I'm proud of your younger sis. Please give me her number let me commend her personally for good behaviour.

Intercepted on its way to Bourdillon

Rituals was delivered to your doorstep and you want to go a step further and ingest it because no Nigerian I know can let their Guinea fowl go freely if there is no comma attached to it.


RIP in advance OP, help me tell Bola Tinubu that Amoda is representing her very well.

Zonefree:
White knight in shining armour... Cos she told you she likes your maturity online, you now want to come and defend her. Oshe defender!

I need cash.
No cash anywhere whether ATM, POS or Bank.

I want to conduct rituals for ogwu ego spirits to deliver billions of new notes tonight but I'm confused because this is the first time anybody will attempt it since cash has never been a problem.

Like for A, share for B.

I'm going to church tomorrow to withdraw old and new notes from the offering box.

Start with Yahoo the programming will come naturally.

Afonjanistan just dey hot this period!
Pray for Afonjanistan!!

Only this guy can replace Mane

I pity the man.
Once you date siofra it will be hard for these traits to leave you.

Nice Honda steering wheel. The ball joint nko?

He bought her like livestock so his word should be final.

He is inspecting his next rituals ingredient. Very Wicked Man.

They never see anything yet.
I greet everybody in this country.

They should replace him with me.

I saved up for 6 years to leave this useless country (or so I thought). On getting there I saw this dinosaur and nobody even made any attempt to kill it. When I took this picture it turned to my direction so I took off fast before I die.

I ran back to the terminal to be deported but I was told it doesn't work like that. I even told them that my real name is Amoda and I am a criminal in Nigeria so they can deport me but they said the FBI will look into it.

I need to return to Nigeria ASAP. This is not what I planned for. If you are planning to relocate to obodo oyibo, think twice. A word is enough for the wise.

100 years later and Black man still cannot produce a plane.

Search all the barren Nigerian women that were granted visas last year.

OLDesign1:
Now the problem I'm having with them is that, the lady that called me (don't know if she is the hr ) Said I will b on probation for 2months and I will b paid 70% of my salary that after probation, if I meet up with what the company want, that when I will be paid my full salary and given offer letter...

Because she said I should come and talk to the person in charge..

Huge red flags!! ⚠️

1. It is a one man business. Trouble!!
2. He/she will owe you salary, manipulate and abuse you till you question your sanity.
3. No heirarchy nor structure which is obvious in paragraph 2 means ordinary cleaner can endear herself to the boss and Bleep you up.
4. They will not pay you anything no matter what you do. They will always find an excuse to ensure you don't ever meet up to that target and activate the salary.
5. Eventually, you will be fired or worse still, accused of stealing/fraud.

Advice: Stay where you are and keep applying. Don't contact them again, don't negotiate. The more you negotiate the more convinced you will be about their scam.


OR
You can ignore me and return here to create a wailing thread in 2 months time. Just make sure to mention me so I can laugh well.

ruggedtimi:
during Napoleon/Hitler era...Ukraine was part of Russia.

They both conquered Ukraine.

Auntie stop shaving your beards.