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That they created??


I can't just wait for Judgement Day. God and his angels will think they want to judge me but I just dey wait for the angel wey send me come Naija.

Girls Apartment on the island.

99% of Nigerian women are oloshos so you can never run dry. Whether they meet a maga or die of STDs, be rest assured that the olosho supply is more than enough to replace them so your business will continue forever for your children to takeover.

olatade:
Just to remind those that are still in possession of the old notes, you can deposit them in kaduna state government house.

Note:
SultanofPuna
Illegal1

The same fulani are the only ones that can sell you gun.

It can take your foundation 6 feet below ground.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Where’s that guy who told me Liverpool was going to fry Madrid? Be like you dey play sha. 😂

Liverpool papa. Otilor jor.

You are a tout.

adenigga:
Ibrahim Dauda, has allegedly killed his brother, Tunde

Pure breed Afonjas

Pwettylinda:
I hope you can testify this in the court of law with your evidence

You are very stupid. Idiot.

doggedfighter:
And he's handsome too with clear, shinny dark skin and luxuriant curly hair.

He's the darling of our crescent.

Sani you are the best !!!!!!

Kai! Sani don finish work ontop Auntie body.

He doesn't have a name because he is Afonja.

Burna Boy is a wanted murderer that killed people because he couldn't handle rejection from a woman.

So mods will ban me for sharing my dreadful experiences but cannot ban this doomsdayer for threatening the entire human race with destruction everyday.

Igboho go Bleep him yansh for cell. I trust him.

M4A1carbine:
System restored..

Na you restore am abi.

OP say it again cos I can't see any problem here.

Once you start showing symptoms.

Fejoku:
Is he the only football player who hid their real age? Is he the first player to collapse and die on the pitch?
My point is that you don't have the ground to mock him until your proposition is proven to be correct after the cause of his death is announced.

The ones who survived were lucky, he turned out to be unlucky. That doesn't justify what they do.

And who mocked him? Saying the truth is not mockery.

Fejoku:
How do you know that your proposition is true? Do you know him in person? Even at that, I hope you know that he could eat whatever he wanted despite any regimented diet he might have been put into as a result of his age. Until the cause of his death is announced, you must not assume and thereafter proceed to mock him. It is bad.

Is he 21? No.
Then what is this debate about?

The way mortals drop "curses" on this forum is really funny.

I hereby declare officially that any curse placed on anybody on Nairaland be automatically reversed upon the originator a thousandfold.

Amen.

Kobonaire4:
Maybe but not exactly.

Infact, a 35 year old doing the exercisies of a 21 year old is more likely to get enough heart protection than to get a heart attack..especially if he adds a good and healthy diet on top (and nowadays most footballers eat healthily).

The possible cause? A congential heart defect that reared its head up at the wrong time.

If this is the case, why do players retire?

Roboto11:
E no go better for me.

I reverse this a hundredfold upon you and your entire family if the guy is not truly 21 like I said.

Amen.

Fejoku:
It isn't funny any bit.
His hustle was legitimate and I can bet a lot of dependants are mourning currently. It's just unfortunate.

How does him hustling change the truth??

KosiGee:
Along with the jackazzes that liked this insensitive nonsense, you are all very foolish. The said karma will soon catch up with you.

Pick out the lie in my comment. Is he truly 21??
If he isn't then a worse fate will befall you and your entire family starting now.

Amen.

Starhearts:
I will not end well in Life...
My OBITUARY will soon be posted.
E no go beta 4 me.....
My family have murdered sleep

Amen for you a hundredfold sir.