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Elidrisy20:
Na razor you used abi na knife?

Knife for the initial cut then razor to carve it into perfect shape.

Siofra ibkayee

NLPoliceWoman:

Se..un Mynd..44 Dom...inique justw..ise.
Rule 3

3. Don't threaten, support or DEFEND violent acts against any person, tribe, race, animals, or group (e.g. rape).

sapele914:
Masters degree to be Chairman of NDDC? Na her Advisers & Aides need the masters in their various fields not her.

You can apply to work for her if by chance you have a master’s degree?

You are very daft.
So how will the uneducated person understand the detailed technical reports that the Masters degree employees present to her?

Do you think corporate organizations are like political posts where the deadliest murderer can manage through fear?

No matter how intimidating or strong you are, you cannot lead your subordinates otherwise they will finish you patapata. That's why some illiterate businessmen go bankrupt when they employ a seasoned accountant that can manipulate figures and divert to his own personal account since the mumu CEO no even know wetin he dey declare for annual reports.

Shots fired at Tilumbu.

Seyi Tinubu is flexing while LeoDeKing, yarimo, BATified2023, VTJN, FreeStuffsNG, obembet, Tinubuadvocate, AKA NLPolicewoman and co are sustaining deep injuries in the streets.

Okay what's her qualification for such post?
I'm not trolling, I'm serious.

Does she even have a Masters degree?

That's not diminutive anything. That's a dwarf.
Handicapped dwarft for that matter.

Rich people will offer partnership/investment while poor people are always competing (or so they think).

It's always funny.

Was pussy banned?

Oshopikin do carry all dia gratuity donate give emilokan campaign.

As long as its love songs I'm winning this already.

Sweetplum:
Body parts smell when there's heat. Especially parts that grows hair. More so, drops of pee from your penni's inside your boxer or pant combined with heat ll make sack smell. Yours na over heating dey make you touch am anyhow. And germs from the hand too combined with germs crested from sweat can make your sacks smell.
It's same for women except that we douche regularly

Baby I don't like when you talk to other guys. I get jealous.

No young guy will drive this
Either for an old papa (and I wonder why) or a female.

And for 18m there are many better alternatives with enough change to spare. Bad deal.

Sultty:
Jesus wept

For you

losky83:
THE WORD LOVE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FUCKING MY FRIEND. LOVE MEANS, TO CARE,AFFECTION,UNDERSTANDING, SACRIFICE, AND MANY OTHERS.
IF YOU THINK LOVE MEANS"FUCKING"THEN YOU NEED A DOCTOR TO CHECK ON YOU.
YOU TATTOOED YOUR BODY WITH A WOMAN'S NAME NOT BECAUSE YOU LOVE HER BUT BECAUSE SHE DRIVES YOU CRAZY DURING SEX.
YOU NEED MENTAL AND SPIRITUAL HELP. JUST DIAL THIS NUMBER 080-JESUS

Why u con dey shout?

fineboynl:
I don’t intend buying Nigerian used. I mean direct UK/US used. Which samsung for that price?

Samsung Galaxy shotgun.

Sex-starved & frustrated Aladdin1 to join him soon.

Karlovych:
Hmm, Igboland again

So you finally agree that Igbo land feeds Nigeria through oil & gas. That's good.

Aladdin1:
You are nothing but a useless he-goat with a non-functional dick and dats why you are a simp who derives pleasure in washing female panties and licking their ashes and dats why you lack sense. I bet your girlfriend shits in your mouth and you gulp it down with her piss and say thank you ma. And thats why a full grown man could brand a girls name on his skin like a fulani cattle. You are a simp and would die a simp and only the begbugs on your piss riddened bed would mourn you. Idiot!!!

Look at this unemployed fool at 40 upcoming cassava and agbado farmer calling someone better than his entire lineage useless.

To call you useless will be a slur on useless entities worldwide. You were excommunicated from the legion of useless entities worldwide for being useless to them and threatening their existence.

You failed as a failure that's why your forebears casted you out of their house like a fallen demon to suffer in Edo State. Oshimhole's predicament is far better than yours. You are an externally displaced pauper. You walk around on Nairaland looking for where to vent your frustration because your life is a vaccuum.

You are so empty that you don't even have a reason to commit suicide.

Sweetplum:
That's too far. Na police station make we go.

You've started again

Aladdin1:
You demented nasty mess shit. You are a senseless castrated simping hegoat.admit it! you fool! you moniker says it all.you are nothing but a big foolish goat.if you were loved will you be branding your skin for a woman? like a common slave? you disgust me!. thats why i said you should also tatoo your weak dick and your black monkey yansh.

You must be very stupid. Aboki suya like you.
Single homo sapien.
Frustrated masturbator.

Sweetplum:
Get me lunch. I want chicken n chips

Let's go to Sailor's Lounge sweetie

losky83:
SO U NEVER LOVED UR MOTHER THAT GAVE BIRTH TO YOU, OK HOW ABOUT YOUR FATHER, BROTHERS AND SISTERS? IF YOU DID THEN PUT THEIR NAMES ON YOUR BODY SO THAT UR BODY WILL BECOME A NAME REGISTER.
MY FRIEND, LOVE IS EMBEDDED IN THE HEART NOT ON THE BODY.IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG, HOW CAN YOU NOW TAKE THAT TATTOOED BODY TO ANOTHER WOMAN.

Am I fucking these people you listed?
Where is your brain?

Aladdin1:
You who tatoo a girls name on you body do you have sense? tell me!.

Shut up
Just because no one loves you no mean say everybody be like you

Sweetplum:
You said you v been replaced. Cathaway. Shey na me be Cathaway?

No na
Baby
You know my mouth is like tap water

Aladdin1:
ivery realistic o!. ts to prove your love for your babe na! try it and thank me later.she will love you for ever.

Have sense bro

Aladdin1:
Pls.try and do a tatoo of your babes face on your buttocks and brand her name on your penis using a hot iron.

Be realistic
That is extreme

losky83:
THIS IS TO SHOW THE LOVE YOU HAVE FOR YOUR GIRL FRIEND ABI?
OK DOES SHE HAVE A DOTTED SPOT ON HER BODY, I MEAN JUST A DOT TO ALSO CONFIRM HER LOVE FOR YOU?
IF NO, THEN YOU ARE 2023 NEWEST FOOL

She doesn't need to
I know she loves me so no need. Its my own love that she has been doubting that made me do this.

Mind you it was my decision.

Sweetplum:
Yours was never a chance. I ll rather meet a man I know in reality than these rapist, demon, killer that's in nairaland. However, since love is dynamic, if you are my man, you ll gather better approach. Not your threats that's complicating your situation!

When did I threaten you?

tonymyke4life:
Yes!!!. It's a modern world. Y I no c blood!

You be mumu o
Connect your brain then reply that comment again.