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PoliticsRe: Low Turnout Mars APC Rally In Kano (Pictures) by VeryWickedSimp: 12:18pm On Jan 04, 2023
Tinubu's stronghold grin

CelebritiesRe: Empress Njamah Breaks Silence After Her Ex-Fiancé Began Leaking Her Nude Videos by VeryWickedSimp: 12:12pm On Jan 04, 2023
Auntie wen mumu

PoliticsRe: Why Should Obasanjo Be Envious Of Tinubu? (picture) by VeryWickedSimp: 12:08pm On Jan 04, 2023
Tinubu has never been President.
OBJ has been President THRICE!!

When OBJ was running the country, Tinubu was unknown.
When Tinubu was upcoming in 93, he was fleeing the country from OBJ's boys.
When Tinubu became known, OBJ was his boss.


Bleep outta here with that BS!!! angry angry

Foreign AffairsRe: Makiivka: Russia Points Fingers After Deadliest Ukraine Attack by VeryWickedSimp: 10:53am On Jan 04, 2023
HigherEd:

Let them use Satan 2 and you would see US throw away the gloves. Even without JASSM, ATACMS, F16 etc the Ukrainians are damaging Russian forces. Imagining what will happen if US supplies all weapons that can be supplied. The end result would be Ukraine would end while Russia would also end.

The world would help Ukraine rebuild but leave Russia in the ashes
Lalasticlala
So you finally agree its the US in Ukraine. grin
News flash: The US is losing.
CelebritiesRe: Meek Mill "Warned" To Hold His Phone Well After He Said He Is Coming To Nigeria by VeryWickedSimp: 10:46am On Jan 04, 2023
Make I go quickly post iPhone 14 Pro Max for sale for technology market section.
RomanceRe: My Fianceé asked me to prove my Love for Her (graphic Pics) by VeryWickedSimp(op): 10:45am On Jan 04, 2023
tonymyke4life:


Y you jump 'B' oga. It's ANA(B)EL. So go back to my previous comment and understand the writeup. Do sumtin about it unless she might not accept it
Anaele
Have you ever seen a Nigerian with two English names? Ignoramus.
RomanceRe: My Fianceé asked me to prove my Love for Her (graphic Pics) by VeryWickedSimp(op): 10:44am On Jan 04, 2023
Sweetplum:
Shey e o yonu?
You missed your chance.
PoliticsRe: 3 More Aisha Buhari Critics Arrested By Police by VeryWickedSimp: 10:40am On Jan 04, 2023
Peter Obi will release the survivors.
SportsRe: Soccer Legend Pelé Buried At Cemetery In Brazilian City He Made Famous by VeryWickedSimp: 10:36am On Jan 04, 2023
I want him to pass on his powers to me.
EducationRe: Boarding School Scandals: My Experiences As A Staff Of FGGC by VeryWickedSimp: 10:33am On Jan 04, 2023
Romanoff:
Most of these children are already spoiled from home due to parental neglect, the parents then pawn them off to boarding schools.

I went to an FGGC and I can tell you that if you don't put the right values in your children, these spoiled kids will influence them.

In 2003, I was in SS1, some girls from my set scaled fence to go party with their boyfriends. The cab man that took them from the fence to the club came back to report to the security at the gate, he then took them to the point at the fence where he picked them up. The house maters and mistresses were informed, principal was informed, house captains were informed.

Immediately, they started roll call house by house, room by room. That's how they found out the students who were missing.

All the prefects slept outside the hostel by hanging around the school waiting for them to come back. They came back on Sunday morning, they were allowed to scale the fence, the moment they entered like this, they were marched to the principal's house while their parents were called to come to school urgently on Monday morning.

By Monday morning, their parents were on the assembly ground when they marched them in with the skimpy clothes they had on. One of them that was influenced was just crying helplessly. Her mum jumped on her and started beating her.

Bottom line, they were sha expelled.
FGGC Sagamu

RomanceRe: My Fianceé asked me to prove my Love for Her (graphic Pics) by VeryWickedSimp(op): 10:28am On Jan 04, 2023
BigYash:
You're definitely not serious. Pepper for that injure? Na cruise you dey catch guy cheesy
The pepper is to make it permanent like tribal mark.
I'm serious
I will update this thread with the finished work soon.
RomanceRe: My Fianceé asked me to prove my Love for Her (graphic Pics) by VeryWickedSimp(op): 10:27am On Jan 04, 2023
Sweetplum:

Video or adonbilivit!
I ll ask you to kukuma cut the hand fir me to prove your love. Medics ll stitch it back so no worry. Shebi you can go extreme?
You have been replaced.
Cathaway you!! angry
RomanceRe: My Fianceé asked me to prove my Love for Her (graphic Pics) by VeryWickedSimp(op): 9:49am On Jan 04, 2023
udede:
I have never seen this level of mumurity.
For you to go through that and still think it will out last tattoo baffles me.
Thank god that simpology has not been introduced into Nigeria universitys
You have never been in love bro and it shows
RomanceRe: My Fianceé asked me to prove my Love for Her (graphic Pics) by VeryWickedSimp(op): 9:49am On Jan 04, 2023
Kiddogarcia:
I know this is not you, but whoever this is.
I can't really help but commend his gross buffoonery.


Na we be your best plug for everything sexual enhancement tho
I'm betting its you abi
Jealousy go kill u
RomanceRe: My Fianceé asked me to prove my Love for Her (graphic Pics) by VeryWickedSimp(op): 9:48am On Jan 04, 2023
iHateFraudsters:
WTF man.

I know you're a very wicked simp, but you know this will end on premium tears?

Don't make it permanent yet, I take god beg you.
Its permanent already bro
RomanceRe: My Fianceé asked me to prove my Love for Her (graphic Pics) by VeryWickedSimp(op): 9:48am On Jan 04, 2023
tonymyke4life:
You no spell am well. E remain Letter B for the Anabel. How you wan do am now na. Either you go write am again for the other hand or you go pour hot water for the hand, when e dry, you correct the spelling. Just my 2kobo advice sha grin
That's her surname bro which I can't reveal
I hadn't finished carving when I snapped on purpose.
RomanceRe: My Fianceé asked me to prove my Love for Her (graphic Pics) by VeryWickedSimp(op): 9:47am On Jan 04, 2023
Clinghton:
Going through pain to prove your love for someone is foolishness, unless it's necessary.
That is true love bro
RomanceRe: My Fianceé asked me to prove my Love for Her (graphic Pics) by VeryWickedSimp(op): 9:47am On Jan 04, 2023
BigYash:
I wish infection go enter that injury. By the time the hand carry you go where you no know,before you come back , Kendral don marry another man ,born children sef.. Middle finger to all SIMPs( women wrapper with rod in between their legs) on this forums
I applied hot black Cameroon pepper on it so infection can't enter
CrimeRe: Bullet open under his throat - Blackaxe vs Vikings in Anambra PHOTOS by VeryWickedSimp: 10:29pm On Jan 03, 2023
What's the best way to remove the blood stains on that okrika bale?

TravelRe: Couple Die While Returning Home From Their Wedding (Photo) by VeryWickedSimp: 10:22pm On Jan 03, 2023
hopexter:
grin

That must have killed them? It’s obvious You’re not wise, but your foolishness is funny
Eating more than 1 plate at a wedding is a crime bro.
RomanceRe: My Fianceé asked me to prove my Love for Her (graphic Pics) by VeryWickedSimp(op): 10:20pm On Jan 03, 2023
MeekGram7:
Nawa oh, why people just mumu lidis embarassed
Its not mumu bro its true love.
You won't understand

I love my baby and nobody can discourage me.
RomanceRe: My Fianceé asked me to prove my Love for Her (graphic Pics) by VeryWickedSimp(op): 10:20pm On Jan 03, 2023
Enny2013:
Lol....
She is surely d suicide u wl commit.

What abt ur forehead? have u seen d Messi guy?
You won't understand what she does to me. I love her die.
RomanceRe: Having A Nigerian Wife And Kids In The UK Is Worse Than Slavery by VeryWickedSimp: 10:08pm On Jan 03, 2023
No matter what this foolish OP types I still love ibkayee because she is different.

RomanceMy Fianceé asked me to prove my Love for Her (graphic Pics) by VeryWickedSimp(op):
To prove that I love my fianceé unconditionally I decided to etch her names on my forearm forever.

When she sees it tomorrow morning I'm very sure that she will finally understand how much I love her. cheesycheesy

Tattoos can be erased but this will never go away just like my love for her. As I'm typing, I'm looking for hot black pepper to rub on it so that it can be permanent.

Kendra I love you so much from the bottom of my heart. You are the like button on my heart, you are the life ban on my account. kiss


Nothing can separate me from you baby. If you die I will follow you immediately.

Nlfpmod lalasticlala seun mynd44 rocktation dominique please show the world how much I love my woman.

PoliticsRe: Alexreports, Crown, Opoku, Others Make List Of 100 Young Exceptional Africans by VeryWickedSimp: 9:36pm On Jan 03, 2023
How can you give yourself an award?
How??

PoliticsRe: Are Those Supporting Tinubu Really Normal Human Beings by VeryWickedSimp: 9:35pm On Jan 03, 2023
You mean LeoDeKing & co?
FamilyRe: 96-Year-Old Father Welcomes His 72-Year-Old Son Home For Christmas (Video) by VeryWickedSimp: 8:47pm On Jan 03, 2023
Sweetplum:
The 96 years old father appeared to v lost his sight. But he still enjoyed long life.
Same way I have gone blind for your love.

CrimeRe: Man Died In An Ekiti Hotel After A Pastor Allegedly Lay 'magun' On Pastor's Wife by VeryWickedSimp: 8:34pm On Jan 03, 2023
Power pass power.
Jesus 1-0 Ifa
PoliticsRe: When Last Did You See PHCN Light In Your Area. by VeryWickedSimp: 8:17pm On Jan 03, 2023
Right now but after today no more because I'm ready to remove our transformer cables to recover what Chinenye ate from me this Christmas.

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