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RomanceRe: Should I Bleep A Surrogate Mother Of My Baby While She Is Holding My Baby In Her by VeryWickedSimp: 8:32pm On Feb 02, 2023
Aluma32:
My concern which I told her is that the little baby will need constant feeding in the surrogate mother's womb and so I will from time to time bleep the girl to feed my unborn child which my wife refuse. What should I do? Or I should leave my unborn baby to starve in that girl's womb?

PoliticsRe: NNPCL Signs $741m Deal To Rehabilitate Kaduna Refinery by VeryWickedSimp: 8:29pm On Feb 02, 2023
Why is there a refinery in Kaduna?

PoliticsRe: NNPCL Signs $741m Deal To Rehabilitate Kaduna Refinery by VeryWickedSimp: 8:29pm On Feb 02, 2023
What of Warri and Port Harcourt?

RomanceRe: Does It Look Romantic To You If This Is Presented To You (photo) by VeryWickedSimp: 8:26pm On Feb 02, 2023
The thick sperm alone has enriched it.

Foreign AffairsRe: Russian Soldiers Are Like Zombies, Hard To Kill & Tireless - Ukrainian Soldier by VeryWickedSimp: 8:23pm On Feb 02, 2023
Napoleon and Hitler wey dey craze no fit na taata like you wan follow Russia.

Win make I see.

CelebritiesRe: MC Allamano, First Nigerian Comedian To Tour 5 Countries 17 Cities In 28 Days by VeryWickedSimp: 8:20pm On Feb 02, 2023
Who is he? huh
RomanceRe: See The Chat I Had With An AI Today by VeryWickedSimp: 5:59pm On Feb 02, 2023
Ask her how much she charges for short rest and stop wasting time.

RomanceRe: Ever Since I Stopped Doing Yahoo, Life Is Now Hard.. by VeryWickedSimp: 5:19pm On Feb 02, 2023
A run down yahoo boy is a thing of joy to me.

BusinessRe: Customers Fighting Inside Banking Hall (Video) by VeryWickedSimp: 5:17pm On Feb 02, 2023
Their accomplice don move money from counter.

RomanceRe: " It Was Necessary ", Ini Edo Replies Mike Bamiloye, Of Shanty Town's Nudity by VeryWickedSimp: 1:49pm On Feb 02, 2023
Siofra gender and oloshoism

Technology MarketRe: Do by VeryWickedSimp: 1:47pm On Feb 02, 2023
Ladies & gentlemen, yahoo boy wey go buy meaningless item don run down.

PoliticsRe: Seun Was Roasted On Twitter For Posting This (photos) by VeryWickedSimp: 1:45pm On Feb 02, 2023
Seun Osewa is a bloody fool.
HealthRe: *** by VeryWickedSimp: 11:36am On Feb 02, 2023
Take this you go dey alright

CareerRe: Man Sacked After Being Caught On CCTV Masturbating In Office's Kitchen by VeryWickedSimp: 10:47am On Feb 02, 2023
I can sue the employer on his behalf. Was a non-masturbation clause inserted into his offer letter?

Christianity EtcRe: I Keep Dreaming Of Armed Robbers Attacking Wia I Work by VeryWickedSimp: 5:46am On Feb 01, 2023
It's a sign - rob them before they rob you.

Foreign AffairsRe: UK: Biggest Day Of Strikes In 10 Years - As Teachers, Train Drivers Walk Out by VeryWickedSimp: 5:42am On Feb 01, 2023
This is why they opened their border to Nigerians. Dem go hear ween. cheesy
PhonesRe: Don't Buy Starlink Now, Wait Till They Accept Naira by VeryWickedSimp: 5:40am On Feb 01, 2023
This one still dey sleep. Ekuke blogger.

CrimeRe: My Friend Mom Has Been Kidnapped by VeryWickedSimp: 10:53pm On Jan 31, 2023
Your friend's mom siofra will be back once she's satisfied.

RomanceRe: I Kissed Her by VeryWickedSimp: 10:26pm On Jan 31, 2023
You just collected herpes that's why she laughed. Same method siofra used to infect me.

RomanceRe: Why Nigerians Are Not Sexually Emancipated In The Us ,uk Or Wherever. by VeryWickedSimp: 6:36pm On Jan 08, 2023
90% of Nigerians are ugly. Male and female.
Poverty helps them to get laid here so they are crying because they can't handle the reality check.

They are the ones that will call you "gay" because you refuse to lower your standards and date a dirty lowlife skank just because she has big boobs or ass.

They are the same ones that will call you "Mary Amaka" because you refuse the advances of one illiterate pot-bellied halitosis-suffering oaf just because he drives a Toyota.


A handsome or pretty Black person will have no problems finding a mate over there.
PoliticsRe: FG Shortlists 20 Candidates For AGF’s Replacement, Begins Accreditation Monday by VeryWickedSimp: 6:28pm On Jan 08, 2023
A post reserved for Afonja and Abokina criminals that can manipulate figures.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea : FA Cup (4 - 0) On 8th January 2023 by VeryWickedSimp: 6:21pm On Jan 08, 2023
This is the only guy that can save Chelsea

PoliticsRe: Tinubu Is A Fake Muslim, Consumes Narcotics, Can't Recite Fatiha - Dino Melaye by VeryWickedSimp: 5:32pm On Jan 08, 2023
Obaofaba:
On a second thought, is melaye saying atheist don't deserve to be the Nigerian president?
He's saying a Presidential candidate should not have to lie about his religion.
Christianity EtcRe: "I Am Thinking Of Selling My Soul To The Devil" - Nigerian Woman by VeryWickedSimp: 4:29pm On Jan 08, 2023
Just looking for an excuse to do what she has always wanted to do.

She is the only girl seeing the shege abi?
CrimeRe: Kenyan Gayright Activist Chiloba Killed, Body Stuffed In Metallic Box (Graphic) by VeryWickedSimp: 7:38pm On Jan 06, 2023
IkeIgboNile:
I know some part of 9ja where his body will be dismembered and sold.

PoliticsRe: Tinubu "Beheads" Ebuka In Photoshop Gone Wrong by VeryWickedSimp: 3:56pm On Jan 06, 2023
This is a sign that Ebuka's skull will be mined very soon. Fear BATs.

RomanceRe: I Just Started A New Business (photos) by VeryWickedSimp: 1:06pm On Jan 06, 2023
No Krest?

PoliticsRe: Why Do Some Miscreants Believe Core North Won't Vote Obi? by VeryWickedSimp: 9:20am On Jan 06, 2023
Moh247:
Yoruba and Core North are not voting untrustworthy lair
All my Afonja tenants will vote Asiwaju Obawale Obi or I throw them out.
RomanceRe: Help!! My Friend Has Been Trapped!! (pics) by VeryWickedSimp(op): 11:10pm On Jan 05, 2023
T0BY:
Something dey wrong with your upstairs. Aswear
How?

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