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RomanceRe: My Parents Won’t Approve My Relationship by VeryWickedSimp: 10:39pm On Jan 05, 2023
Gistmedia10:
Get pregnant for him
Seconded.
RomanceHelp!! My Friend Has Been Trapped!! (pics) by VeryWickedSimp(op): 10:36pm On Jan 05, 2023
My friend who went camping just sent me this pic.

I've been calling but no response so I suspect he must be trapped there.
Please who knows how I can get to this location ASAP? I need to rescue my friend. It's very urgent please.

RomanceRe: Ex-boyfriend Caught At Married Woman’s House, Pretending To Be A Relative by VeryWickedSimp: 10:27pm On Jan 05, 2023
I see no difference. They are all interrelated by sex.
TravelRe: Hit-And-Run Driver Injures Policeman In Lagos (Graphic Photos) by VeryWickedSimp: 10:25pm On Jan 05, 2023
Officialgarri:
One guy posted on Nairaland today that he saved this policeman's life in Uyo or was it Calabar. He said he was drunk and fell into a roadside drainage and when he paid 12k for his treatment, he was arrested the next day because the Police man wasn't conscious to explain what happened.

But then he claimed he got refunded his 12k .

Then on FTC , he published an advert of a car he wants to sell.

I found the liar's thread
What if his version is actually the truth?
HealthRe: Kano Doctor Transfuses Woman With HIV Infected Blood by VeryWickedSimp: 10:16pm On Jan 05, 2023
Wamilele wamilele devil tinye aka na barbu wire x2
Na barbu wire x2
Devil tinye aka x2



Heeeeeeeeyyyyyy!!

SportsRe: 21 Cameroon U-17 Players Fail Age Test That Eto'o Ordered For by VeryWickedSimp: 10:15pm On Jan 05, 2023
staga:
Eto'o played from the age of 16 to the age of 38 and had one of the longest careers of any AFRICAN footballer. His longevity is proof that he was not an age cheat. So he has a moral standing on which to take such actions.
Shut up!
SportsRe: 21 Cameroon U-17 Players Fail Age Test That Eto'o Ordered For by VeryWickedSimp: 9:25pm On Jan 05, 2023
Eto'o himself would have failed his own test.

PoliticsRe: Ukraine Rejects Russia Truce by VeryWickedSimp: 8:37pm On Jan 05, 2023
See mumu. grin
Russia has a ceasefire to celebrate their own holiday. Wetin consign dem consign Ukraine?? grin grin grin

Hahaha

As if Ukraine actually has any firepower. The fire has been one way from Day 1.



Na laidis dem dey take identify small pikins. Celebrating small wins. Broda wen beat u wotowoto for area kick stone fall you say your head don catch am. grin


The West needs to grow up.
PoliticsRe: Henceforth, Peter Obi Will Be Addressed As "OMOWALE" by VeryWickedSimp: 7:04pm On Jan 05, 2023
Asiwaju Omowale Obi

WebmastersRe: Twitter: Millions Of Users' Email Addresses 'Stolen' In Data Hack by VeryWickedSimp: 6:59pm On Jan 05, 2023
Disgruntled former (sacked) employees

RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Wants To See Me After Ghosting Her For A Month by VeryWickedSimp: 6:58pm On Jan 05, 2023
It's either she wants to pour you acid or she wants to pin fake pregnancy on you.
PoliticsRe: Pictures From Labour Party Ekiti Campaign Rally by VeryWickedSimp: 6:42pm On Jan 05, 2023
Omowale don win dis election
TravelRe: Which Country Can 1.5 Million Travel To by VeryWickedSimp: 4:54pm On Jan 05, 2023
advanceDNA:


With some course tuition less than a million ..u still dey find scholarship?? ...okay ooo

Ghent univeristy gives tuition grant every year for September entry...google is ur friend
Thunder fire you. So I should use money I budgeted for olosho to be paying school abi. Be like u no well 4 head.
TravelRe: Which Country Can 1.5 Million Travel To by VeryWickedSimp: 4:46pm On Jan 05, 2023
advanceDNA:
Belgium..they have one of the lowest tuitions in europe
Any scholarship for sapamarians?
TravelRe: Which Country Can 1.5 Million Travel To by VeryWickedSimp: 4:43pm On Jan 05, 2023
Depends on which direction the plane is going and how hard the pilot/crew can kick.

CareerRe: What Skill(s) Do You Plan To Learn This Year? by VeryWickedSimp: 4:39pm On Jan 05, 2023
mariahAngel:
Why won't it be deleted? undecided
Verywickedsimp, it's a new year, try to change!
Baby you know I didn't mean it. I just wanted to support your thread. You know I always support you in everything. I will even support you against me.

CareerRe: What Skill(s) Do You Plan To Learn This Year? by VeryWickedSimp: 4:25pm On Jan 05, 2023
Who deleted my FTC?!! angry angry
CrimeRe: Lagos Police PRO Reacts As Man Expresses His Hate For Nigerian Police Force by VeryWickedSimp:
I don't know if I hate them or love them but if my gf hates them I will too.
PoliticsRe: Nobody Wants To Confront The Truth: Britain Is Becoming A Poor Country by VeryWickedSimp: 3:33pm On Jan 05, 2023
BloomingDale:
They need the Nigerian slaves to take over the struggle for them, while they relax and get rich off them. Did you not hear about the complaints from Nigerian doctors that are overworked and underpaid?
Dem neva see anything yet.
After resurrecting their economy for them, those visas will be revoked and 80% of them will be deported back to Naija.
CultureRe: Fugar Edo Residents Celebrate As Python, Their "Mother" Returns (Video) by VeryWickedSimp: 3:26pm On Jan 05, 2023
Their mother belongs in a pot of peppersoup.
CrimeRe: 18 Year Old Orphan Kidnapped At Badagry Beach -PHOTOS by VeryWickedSimp: 3:08pm On Jan 05, 2023
Guyman reasoned her hookup at the beach and she accepted and eloped. She'll be back once she is done trust me.

FamilyRe: More Facts About The Herbalist That Died During A Sex Romp With Pastor's Wife by VeryWickedSimp: 3:07pm On Jan 05, 2023
Power pass power
PoliticsRe: Nobody Wants To Confront The Truth: Britain Is Becoming A Poor Country by VeryWickedSimp: 3:03pm On Jan 05, 2023
That's why they opened their gates to Nigerians. grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Entered Top 10 Global Economies In 2022 by VeryWickedSimp:
Foolish Western puppets like HigherEd dey here dey cap nonsense.

The Ruble has been on an unprecedented rise since the war began. Russia is making more profits while the UK, Europe & their cronies are in economic decline.


Long live Vladmir Putin!
Long live Moscow!!
Long live the Motherland!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Transparent Skirt Showing White Underwear by VeryWickedSimp: 2:31pm On Jan 05, 2023
My prick approves cheesy wink

It reminds me of a helpless old fashioned village woman and there's nothing sweeter than force-convincing an mgbeke to suck your prick behind her stall in the night when the market has closed down but a few people are still bustling about oblivious to what's going on in the shadows. Then proceed to hurriedly lift the skirts up and enter her roughly from behind to muffled screams of "chimoo chimoo!"


Chei Chukwudi Shegerege!! grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: All Masturbators Gather Here by VeryWickedSimp: 10:21pm On Jan 04, 2023
ChinemeremFidel:
What do you have to say to this
I say ride on Pastor!
Christianity EtcRe: All Masturbators Gather Here by VeryWickedSimp: 10:20pm On Jan 04, 2023
T0BY:
Masturbation reduces confidence while copulating with a woman boost confidence.
Dumb theory.
Christianity EtcRe: All Masturbators Gather Here by VeryWickedSimp: 9:42pm On Jan 04, 2023
Present sir!! grin

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