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Romance › Re: Guys This Is 2023, Pls Stop Doing This... I Take God Beg Una !!! by VeryWickedSimp: 2:01pm On Jan 02, 2023

MadeINchenzen2:

All the redpillers and online Alpha-males kindly take note!!!

make una no dey fvck-up

How did you get my pic??!! shocked

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Politics › Re: 2023: I Have Put All Those Saying I'm Sick To Shame - Tinubu by VeryWickedSimp: 2:00pm On Jan 02, 2023

Ride on sir!!

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Romance › Re: I Don't Ejaculate During Sex, I Need Help. by VeryWickedSimp: 1:47pm On Jan 02, 2023

Stenewiser:
I need advice, I'm 26 yrs of age, ever since I started having sex, I've never cum while fucking, I go for more than 40mins without Cumming, I only cum when my partner gives me a Mouth Gig, I'm seriously disturbed cus I'm afraid if I will be able to impregnate a woman as I don't release during intercourse.
Please I need advise on what to do.

Let me try with your woman and confirm whether it is a general problem.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Tweede Nuwe Jaar: South African Tradition Called 'The Second New Year' (Pictures by VeryWickedSimp: 1:31pm On Jan 02, 2023

Any SA festival without bare breasts na fake.
Bleep outta here!!

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Politics › Re: How Much Did You Paid For 50kg Bag Of Rice?(2022) by VeryWickedSimp: 1:30pm On Jan 02, 2023

Used the money to buy wig for my bae bae so I have no idea.

Politics › Re: "We Lagosian Are Too Soft"- Angry Lagosians React To The Lagos LP Candidate List by VeryWickedSimp: 12:58pm On Jan 02, 2023

Those are Osogborians, Ilesarians, Iragbijites and Afonjarians fleeing Ilorin.

Lagos is a federal capital territory.

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Sports › Re: Awoniyi Celebrates MOTM Award Against Chelsea With His Parents, Family, Peseiro by VeryWickedSimp: 12:39pm On Jan 02, 2023

No wonder he played well.
Below average footballer.

Politics › Re: Buhari Met Fuel @80 And He Is Living It @350 No One Is Complaining by VeryWickedSimp: 12:37pm On Jan 02, 2023*

My own concern is how to make my undergrad baby happy today. Nothing concern me with fuel.

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Romance › Re: Great onise by VeryWickedSimp: 12:32pm On Jan 02, 2023

pinkbarby:
This topic is for a good, responsible & well to do man that needs a single lady to be his Baby's mother.

There will be an Agreement that will be signed by both parties: The lady will carry the pregnancy and also take care of the child(s). The kid(s) stays with the mother while the man spends time with the child when not at school like weekends & holidays. There will be no monthly support instead after the lady gets pregnant, a certain agreed amount enough to take care of pregnancy & delivery will be given to her. Then a certain agreed house (legally owned by the man) that can be rented out shall be given to the lady to live in & rent out. Also, to use the rent income to care for the child including school fees. The house can be flats or selfcons etc. The man will never pay any other money or monthly support.

THE MAN should be a Christian & a well to do man.
THE LADY is a Christian, Yoruba, single, never been married b4 & have no kids yet.

Any interested man that agrees with this arrangement should call or whatsapp 07036877289

I'm very ready please. This is what I've been waiting for.

Romance › Re: Nigerian Man In Singlet Pursues Keke Carrying His Wife by VeryWickedSimp: 10:01am On Jan 02, 2023

I want to be like him soon. Working towards it with all my heart and soul.

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Romance › Re: Guys, What Can You Say About This? (pix Attached) by VeryWickedSimp: 9:55am On Jan 02, 2023

Simp mode is about to be activated in his soul.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Peter Obi At World Peace Day At Holy Cross Cathedral, Lagos by VeryWickedSimp: 9:53am On Jan 02, 2023

Kilamba612:
no bro he's in mecca stoning the the devil.

Should be the other way round.

Travel › Re: What Scares You The Most About Relocating Abroad? by VeryWickedSimp: 9:28am On Jan 02, 2023

Politics › Re: Adeleke’s Wife Showers Gifts On First Baby Of 2023 In Osun (photos) by VeryWickedSimp: 9:22am On Jan 02, 2023

Belike Adeleke family like Igbo kpekus no be small.

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Health › Re: Delta Hospital Allegedly Seizes Newborn Baby Over N383,500 Bill by VeryWickedSimp: 9:19am On Jan 02, 2023

How has the hospital been feeding the baby for over a month now? I smell rituals.

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Romance › Re: Nairaland Big Boys...what's The Cost Of Carrying Olosho At Quilox, Cubana by VeryWickedSimp: 8:46am On Jan 02, 2023

OKEMKPI:
100k for how many months?

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Agriculture › Re: Weevils On My Broiler Feeds by VeryWickedSimp: 8:36am On Jan 02, 2023

~~Keshi5~~:
Please I have a little challenge.
I noticed that the few bags of feeds I stored although haven't expired have weevils in them, I have sun dried the feeds and close to 95% of the weevils have gone off please feeding my birds with such feeds does it have any effects on their growth/development?

Oga abeg allow people with real problems to talk first.
Last night, my neighbour Emeka fell 2 stories while trying to jump down from our landlord's bedroom when he came home.

Politics › Re: JUST IN: Army Orders 120 Generals, Others To Proceed On Compulsory Leave by VeryWickedSimp: 8:30am On Jan 02, 2023

Good move as long as the female officers are spared.

Romance › Re: Is Not Simping Really Worth It? Genuine Question by VeryWickedSimp: 8:24am On Jan 02, 2023

2dice01:
Lmao
She call you for 10secs thanking you for the card

Then call fúckboys 9:50 secs arranging their next sexcisíze

I'm the one who calls her after like a real man should.

Sports › Re: Asisat Oshoala Under Fire On Twitter by VeryWickedSimp: 11:39pm On Jan 01, 2023

She is pregnant.

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Family › Re: Brief Dietary Recall Of How My Wife Fed Me In 2022 by VeryWickedSimp: 11:34pm On Jan 01, 2023

OP does your wife need another husband?

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Romance › Re: How To Tell A Woman You Want To Bang Her by VeryWickedSimp: 10:24pm On Jan 01, 2023

JackDaAlienz:
Just for kpekus

Kpekus is the most valuable natural resource in the world.

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Romance › Re: Six Habits Men Hate About Women by VeryWickedSimp: 10:13pm On Jan 01, 2023

This is a useless post.

Women are wonderful creatures that should be pampered 24/7. If your woman is doing something you don't like then you should apologize like a real man and make adjustments.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Peter Obi At World Peace Day At Holy Cross Cathedral, Lagos by VeryWickedSimp: 7:29pm On Jan 01, 2023

Till now no proof that Tinubu crossed over to 2023.

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Romance › Re: Is Not Simping Really Worth It? Genuine Question by VeryWickedSimp: 6:58pm On Jan 01, 2023

Simping is the best thing to happen to me. As I'm typing right now I'm about to send my last card to a girl for recharge card.

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Politics › Re: How Much Is Fuel In Your Area Today? by VeryWickedSimp: 6:52pm On Jan 01, 2023*

I don't know yet because I allowed 3 girls to chance my space just for smiling at me. I will update once its my turn.

Update: Fuel finished when it got to my turn. cry

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Romance › Re: Nairaland Big Boys...what's The Cost Of Carrying Olosho At Quilox, Cubana by VeryWickedSimp: 6:50pm On Jan 01, 2023*

I usually pay between 1.5m to 5m per night.

I can decide to rent her an apartment or buy her a house if I develop deep feelings for her. And if she still feels its not enough, I will sell my father's lands and send her abroad with monthly stipend because I don't like my baby to be upset.

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