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Official Nigerian language is English and we're the happiest people on earth; joking is part of our diet.

Aww schucks! I'm extremely proud and challenged to be a naija boy. Jeez, I reek of naija mannerism

Inumidun.

Lol. This asinine thread is about Obama, not me.

Wacky! Dost thou knowest how hard it is to acquire a thing of sublime leisure as embodied by my dear cyberfreak? Why dost thou find it of such devilish pertinence to befoul my innocuous pleasure?

I joined naijaloft mainly to help out. I pop up to see how it fares every now and then but alas, it fares not so well and I am jaded as it is

Many many people JeSoul will eff up. Me, I no dey o. I no rate o. All these <90% ratings. Heads will roll. Blood will flow.

Oga JK, wrap this up before the body count becomes unmanageable.

Kill me now means exterminate/murder/annihilate/destroy/end/kaput me. You're the one who thinks it's an exclamation. Wacky has an 'it' so he'd know how 'it' is hanging especially as I was talking directly to him, you know?

You're right. You could think I meant it and sever my head as is the African way. My bad

Hey Wacky. How's it hanging?

You're right. You could think I meant it and sever my head as is the African way. My bad

Hey Wacky. How's it hanging?

I'll read a book. Danke

Usually my favourite movies are the same with my best but oh well.

I like Jumanji, Phenomenon, Sin City etc. I'm tired already

Somebody kill me now. He's in the cult of Democrats. Those bad bad people

JeSoul, I love you and for that reason I won't rate Taken. All I'll say is it's a suprisingly successful movie for such a B movie looking film. Neeson was fantabulous though. I like how he took no prisoners.

JeSoul. Firestarter.

Doyin. Are you ignoring me?

Okwa n'abania etc. What does this mean, Doyin?

You see, 5k. You even nominated yourself. You KNOW you're the dude for the job.

No sir!

You're really emotional? Gulp

Obinna5000, you really are the best candidate for interim ruler of this dynasty. I'm sure you're unopposed

Crazy people

Wow. You should be getting paid for all this.

Unlike many people, I'm not really taken by Chris Evans playing Captain America, but at least there's Hugo to look forward to.

I'm most excited about Pirates of the Caribbean. I hope the film is anything like the book I read. If it is, Blackbeard might top The Joker as my all-time favourite bad guy. Penelope so fits the role and the whole franchise, I'm wondering why she's not been a character from the start.

I love Brad Bird and for that reason I hope he doesn't get the nod to do Mission Impossible. I like every other thing I'm hearing.

I've lost interest in Transformers but John Malkovich is such an amazing actor that I might give it a chance.

I hate Bleach.

I like Adrian but I don't think he's sinister enough to carry the role of a mercenary. I'd have gone for someone like Colin Farrell

Thank God I know who Saidi is. I even know who he's married to.

JeSoul. Leave Max alone. She's only appreciating God's gallery. A very religious thing to do.

Doyin, my man. Don't let these women tell you there's anything wrong with appreciating homoerotic men. You're just not supposed to appreciate them publicly. It's like looking thru God's X-rated catalogue.

Spike. I dunno what you've done to Amadeus. He stares into nothingness for hours on end, occasionally scratches his neck and continues staring.

Obinna, I'm glad to have a man here o. It'd have been great to have two but Doyin is under investigation.

There. Back to sleep.

You mean bootleggers and retailers, dontcha?

@5000. That's funny indeed. I bet they have their itinerary all planned out to include all the gay festivals. Maybe they'll throw in Thanksgiving day. Somebody musta missed St. Patrick's day

Conspiracy theorist, you're only seeing Van Gogh in the clouds and putting ideas in poor Amadeus' head.

I saw Taking Pelham 123 even though Amadeus said he had a bad feeling about it. Let's just say Tony is no Ridley. Not even a Thai knock off

Conspiracy theorist, you're only seeing Van Gogh in the clouds and putting ideas in poor Amadeus' head.

I saw Taking Pelham 123 even though Amadeus said he had a bad feeling about it. Let's just say Tony is no Ridley. Not even a Thai knock off

Lol. Bed ke? Amadeus only exists in other people's virtual realm. Only I can see him while I'm awake. But interestingly, when I sleep, he ceases to exist to me. I get overtaken by my own demons. Maybe the guy can finally have round the clock entertainment.