₦airaland Forum

Jobac:
Lol. You are really balling sir. Since I joined this thread, the highest I can spend in any club is 50k.

You self you are balling. I can't spend more than 15k in the club at a time

ChristianEast:
Yorubas will aways defend their father thief nubu.

Nobody sane person places CCTV inside living rooms expect the nursery. CCTV covers the basically the perimeter, sitting rooms and corridors and again, all you need to identify the position of all the CCTV is a just an Andriod app and it takes just magnetic radiation to kill those cameras.

Thank you for this. Who will place CCTV in their bedroom or bathroom?

murphyfada:
I am in need of a Toyota Camry Big Daddy 2005 model or a Toyota Corolla 2006 model for Hire Purchase.

Name : Okunade Fada

1. I just registered on Uber and Taxity as a Driver Partner
2. I need the car for HP or Rentals
3. Location : Iju Ishaga, Lagos
4. Initial Deposit : None
5. Guarantor or Referee : YES
6. Weekly Payment : Between 20k - 25k....Never Done Uber/Taxify before so higher delivery may not be visible as people make it look like considering the state of Lagos roads(terrible), Hours in Traffic thereby limiting Output, Many drivers on the platform, Unforeseen Car Issues, the list is Endless. Better Safe than Sorry or telling Story.
7. Duration : 24 - 30 Months
8. Contact : Call 07032327232 or Whatsapp 09058164245
9.Car Specification : Newly Purchased Car or 2019 Purchased Nigerian Used Car. Considering how car depreciates in value and performance over time, I will prefer a car that is still in top shape than an already overused car that will affect my Delivery.
10. URGENTLY NEEDED like Now Now.
11. I am Available for an Interview and ready to Start Immediately
12. If you are my Helper, Bless my Ministry. I am waiting for that call/message

God Bless You Sir/Mam.

I like your honesty but you got your calculations wrong. If you deliver 25k a week for 30 months that would be = 25k*4*30 = 3,000,000 naira. You cannot buy a 2019 Nigerian used car for 3 million talk less of tokunbo, not to mention brand new.

RiyaGoddess:
My mom use to beg us as a teenager then that we should please not bring disgrace to her in the neighborhood. She doesn't want to pass and then people start pointing at her whispering Iya Awon Omo yen Ni or Iya Omo ye ni meaning this is the children/child mother. So my mom will say if we must do rubbish we should go far away like leaving Lagos to Cotonou to do it lols. That was her anthem ooo. Then street brothers will call us, we no go answer ooo. Area brothers will call us we no go answer. That adage or saying rather, really helped my sisters and I. Why am I saying this This Sex in big brother really got me thinking seriously. How do they do it? What sort of bastard Konji will make one have sex with a fellow room mate. A total stranger coming into the house from Gods knows where. On national TV at that Like what guts makes them have sex under sheets while everyone is watching What sort of National Shame or Disgrace is this Is it that the Sponsors of this Big Brother tailors this SEX as in is it scripted Is 3 month too long for one to live without sex Can we for once have a big brother Show without Sex Gosh, I have so many questions to ask...

Note: I have stopped watching BBN. I never followed this year edition not for once. I only respond on BBN here on Nairaland when I see BBN Sex headlines.

Read my signature

You don't follow the show yet you are first to comment on a thread about the show. Nigerians and hypocrisy sha.

[quote author=bestman09 post=81122951]
After wasting all those years and money? Too bad.

BTW, my daughter turned 15 on 2nd August. Will it be wise to do affidavit that she is 16 years old to enable her participate in UNN POST UTME EXAM? [/quot] Don't do it. Later in life she might regret it. It is better one is consistent with his/her age.

destiny322:
What about someone who lost his smart identity card so no access to pin... Any hope?

Then you will have to buy scratch card from WAEC, Office or visit your school.

VillagePipu:
Waiting for the clowns who would say it was Goatluck that initiated the bill.

You are a big fool

rusher14:
Sad that your teachers couldn't tell you your history.

Nigeria went into recession by Mid 1983.

Buhari became head of state December 31, 1983.

He actually took Nigeria out of a recession twice.

Except you are suffering recession in your household.

Olodo

[quote author=Oluwadamilare99 post=78558090][/quote]2 milla

[quote author=ify2016 post=78470522][/quote]It is not in all cases that primary rates are higher than secondary market rate. In fact it is better to buy from the secondary market this period.

TheLogicalMind:
I like true life revenge stories. But truth be told, the job of selecting exam invigilators is a public duty. The power of hiring and firing would never be left in the hands of one man.

The power of hiring and firing wasn't left in the hands of the op. The wicked lecturer only needed favor from the op after he had suffered him in the past.

OgbanjeProphet:
Me I no get time for accusations and counter accusations. But if 100 billion Naira can make them to stop the killings and bloodbath going on all over the country, give it to them. Human life is more precious than 100 billion Naira.

Cowards like you are the problems we have in this country

Abeg bring the price down to 300k

ogtavia:
2.85 for a 2007 car? Xle or not, you must be joking.

It is XLE with reverse cam

Firstorderwizard:
The menace of Ewedu motivated Lagos/Ibadan press and Fakenews agencies is damaging our image, I support President Buhari's effort at clamping down the media. Let us go back to the Use of metal gongs and talking drums in communication like our forebears did.

One nut don loose for your head

SimonRose:
#OPEN CHALLENGE...... : Who ever makes me an offer on this ride below will get 10k as Compensation Bonus After Transacting Successfully....#SHEKENNA

Carry your 10k make you park well joor. Nonsense and buhari

Jababy3135:
Sure referral can get you 100k

Only 100k as referral on 22milla? There is God oh

Who helped you love-vendor this ride? I for like the guy to also love-vendor my ride

Gandollaar:
This stupid old man. Nobody takes him and Tam David West serious.

Tinubu can only be president of iragbiji republic.

Always read the full story before making comments. He is trying to tell us in the south to sit up

Officialgarri:
Head wey wan chop knock must chop knock . Even if the owner wears turban, he will leave small space to receive knock .

How will an helicopter with its blade so high chop someone's head ?

Abeg help me ask them oh

Nice car, Nice price

Firstbank secondary market tenor as at today Friday, March 15, 2019.
349 - 12.30%
300 - 12.40
286 - 12.30
272 - 12.30
265 - 12.30
258 - 12.40
244 - 12.45
167 - 12.30

DEGREE2466:
Please can you help me clarify

If I buy a tbill at 10% for 91 days, what happens after that 91 days? Will I buy another one of any tenure of my choice.

Now if the answer to the above is yes, does it not make sense to buy 91 days twice at 10% yielding 20% in 182 days than buying a 182 days tenure at 12%.

Sorry, this may sound like a lay man's calculation, I think this is what I need clarification on.

Thanks

Your interest is calculated for a year and prorated for the number of days. For instance if you invested 100k at 10% for 91-day tenor you would be paid interest of 10k ÷ 4 = 2.5k

freshpreshy:
Hi...please i'm new to this TB. However, went to my bank (fidelity bank) to enquire and was told that i need a startup of at least 1m to buy TB. Currently, i have only 500k to spare. Is there a way out or any bank that accepts lower. Thanks in advance

First bank collect as little as 100k

When your salary is consolidated it means that your pay is inclusive of your basic salary and all your allowances. You will no longer be entitled to separate allowances like leave, transport, medical, utility, lunch, housing, furniture, education, hazard, productivity, clothing etc. The major disadvantage of consolidated salary is that your salary is all what you earn and in some case it may look big because all your allowances have been imputed but if it were to be separated you will discover that your basic may be actually small.

TotoNaRubber:
Haha, the guy is trying his luck, even if he tie rope on the necks of regular TB investors here NOBODY will patronise him.

In a dwindling economy like Nigeria convincing pple to leave what works for them to follow an uncertain company that is not a commercial bank is IMPOSIBLE.

During the time of MMM i had pple telling me from left, right and center invest invest. I thought about it and almost invested N15m, on a second thought i said wait a minute, i told myself i'm well informed, because pple are doing it doesn't mean i should do it, the N10 in your pocket is greater than the N5 million you put in such risky business, i lock up.

Two months later MMM shut down at the december period, i used N500k out of the money i was supposed to invest in MMM to control some punanies from ABJ, LAGOS and enjoy myself.

Today, my TB portfolio has even grown more because i did the right thing. Greed to get richer kills faster than a bullet, these scums will use same money they steal from people to control punanies while the people suffer heart attack.

SafeInvestmentIsTheBestInvestment

Tar, you don't have up to 10million in TB or anywhere else.

Dreal1247:
Wait for the unfolding surprises after now. No more business as usual. God Almighty has his own grand plan and no man can upturn it. WATCH OUT.

I believe you bro

Coming to America

Alajehub:
You want to sell a car of 115k miles for 1.5M

You must be high on goat piss.

Car wey una don overdrive and engine fit don weak sef.

You too rude

Already fixed my child's dedication on Sunday 24th February now that elections have been moved to Saturday 23rd February I have no choice than to move the dedication by a week otherwise family members outside the state I reside would not be able to attend.

bleedingpile:
Price

1.4 million