Wetin be this
I was almost sure there is a punchline but it never came, or maybe i'm not seeing it.
Make OP just tell me say in dey joke

Wahala²

Me and my neighbors talk so much that I need to leave the house or pretend I'm not home to have peace of mind

Mikespecialone:
This one am Brain🧠 twist riddles, give us a small clue

You better don't try too hard. They're just some non sequitur kind of riddle.
Illogical riddles with unexpected illogical answers

1. If you're flying through the desert and your boat gets a flat tire, what should you have in your pockets?
Blue, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Yes, that is an obvious one, but what about the next one?

2. If you're bouncing on a rainbow and your alarm clock turns into a grape, what should be the color of your thoughts?
Pineapple, because socks can't play the violin.

3. If you’re in the kitchen and your toilet falls asleep on the 20th month of the year, what do you do with the pillow at 16:00 in the morning?
Pap because Mars isn’t green.

Were you able to get them right

This prediction na off-shoot my brother

thesicilian:
My own concern now is that Lionel Messi may still be given the AFCON Player of the tournament.

That one sef dey 😂

Why the sudden influx of trolls?

Some certain people will do anything for attention. Keep creating accounts and arguing with yourself

Eyah, Pele brotherly

I remember this one time I was chatting with a client on upwork and he requested zoom call.
Unfortunately, I don't have zoom, so I decided to go download it, and mehn, that has got to be the slowest download speed since the inception of time. Due to this MTN epileptic network, the download kept failing.

After MTN has embarrassed me, I angrily subscribed to my glo network, and guess what, my data connection won't even switch on at all.
This problem lasted through the night till the client ran out of patient after waiting for me several hours on the zoom call, and carried his job elsewhere.

Na since that time I don decide say no network dey reliable for this country.
When MTN was messing me up, I gave glo the opportunity to gain a new subscribers, and they do messed me up.

So, brother, I understand your plight

Dem Sha wan wound vegans

You get mind sha. You dey stake that amount on virtual (something they can easily rig once they see you're about to win big).

Virtual is literally a Random Number Generator (RNG); it is just a way for bookmarker to make more money when nothing is happening.

Continue o OP, sportybet (or whatever betting site that is) will soon acknowledge you as a sponsor.

But seriously bro, you should stop betting on virtual.

seanwilliam:




Cc usafall2024
I’m having one problem with self control again , after 3 years of maintaining stable relationship with one woman, I’ve started womanizing again. This started less down 2 months ago I think. I’m on fhucking spree now.
Got worse sotey two girls don find me come from Ghana to IB. Not to exaggerate , i go don down 15 girls in the past 6 weeks .. and it’s not hookup , it’s fwb, single mothers, Girls in serious rlt,one time fling and cruise turned fhucking

Though I noticed my business gives me access to more women.
Who else has experienced this? How can one stop this..
Even though I feel bad, I still kinda enjoy the pleasure..

You know the feeling where u know this thing you’re doing is destructive , but u still finding it hard to control yourself.
Tbh I stopped this lifestyle in 2019, but now I’m back !!

Oh brother, the classic "my diamond shoes are too tight, and my wallet is too small for my 50s"

Sucre6:


God forbid, I almost threw up reading comments here advancing the simp to continue simping, wtf?

Na man dey do man na (in this case, simps doing simp)

Omoh, see as simp full this thread.

No worry OP, e go soon clear for your eyes. Na just time e go take. You fit dey lucky make the time short sha.
The earlier you learn the better

Me wey dey here dey think say no dumb ladies again. Well, my sister, you've successfully changed my mind

What I enjoy is the response, not the sucking itself

It doesn't change; either of the results are wrong.
Or it could be that she assumed, just like you did, that her genotype is AA (but since you debunked that already).

You might want to do a third confirmatory test to guide your decision.

It could be due to faulty equipment or lack of technical KNOW HOW.
Either way, don't continue without a confirmatory test (you could even do a second confirmatory test).

Some people go just open mouth waaaah.
You come romance section dey ask why dem dey discuss about women.

They make promises that makes you wanna bust quick

Operation "reduce the population" abi?
Kwantinue

That's what I'm saying.
When the problem starts to polymerize, you vote or you no vote, it will affect you.
At least, the people who voted for him are also experiencing the same hardness now

The AI even spawned extra fingers to help with the embezzlement

Outstandingmam:


I think this is fake news. The inscriptions on those placards are in French, not Finnish.

Also Finnish women are very independent minded. Most don't even want marriage or want children.

There's no reports of such a protest in Finnish newspapers

I don't even know what to believe again in this Nigeria. Nigerians and fake news na like 1 and 2

Wo, hope say you no be bet9ja agent sha
Because these thoughts that are running through my mind lasan, me wey just get over my betting addiction.

But I wish you luck sha, I hope you get your money back.